Text: Oolong incident
The young policeman asked, "Why be proud?" The older policeman smiled and said, "Why should I have pride, I don't know, but I think that in life, if a person can't take out one thing to make him proud, I think that person will be a failure no matter how he lives!" Looking at the rain that was about to float overhead, he continued: "I have fantasized since I was a child that I can become a generation of heroes, doing chivalrous deeds, punishing evil, eliminating evil, and saving people in fire and water, and gaining the admiration of a female classmate." Shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's a pity that until now, I haven't been able to become a hero for the country and the people." You can only deal with trivial things in the streets and alleys. The young policeman asked, "Do you want to do something 'big'?" ”
The older policeman put his hand into a fan and said, "Don't don't, I still think that this kind of trivial and peaceful life is the best life!" Doing what I love and supporting my family is why I became a police officer. He turned to the young policeman and asked, "I said Don, what is the reason for you to be a police officer?" ”
Tang Huaqiang sighed, looking unbearable from the past, and said: "Brother Liu, don't say it, I was very skinny when I was a child, and I beat my classmates, but the grandson, not called the teacher, he called the police uncle, and trained me that one, where can I suffer this loss, I have to give the police uncle a kick when I raise my foot, and as soon as my foot is raised, I will suppress the police uncle, and I will naturally call the police a parent!" In order not to be beaten by my father, I added fuel and vinegar to tell my father out of nothing, how I was beaten by my classmates, police and relatives, and at that time my father was also stubborn, and when he heard that I was beaten by the police, he punched the policeman in the face without saying a word. ”
Liu Gu listened with relish and asked, "What about later!" Tang Huaqiang said: "What can I do later?" The policeman's uncle, with a clasp of his palm, twisted my father's wrist to death, causing my father to cry out in pain. We both squatted in the corner of the wall and thought about it. Liu Gu glanced at Tang Huaqiang, he couldn't imagine that this sunny and steady young man in front of him would still have such a irritable and 'witty' side when he was a child. Asked, "What did your parents do after you lied?" Tang Huaqiang pursed his mouth and said, "What else can I do, mixed doubles!" Liu Gu laughed and said, "You deserve it!" ”
Tang Huaqiang nodded and said, "It wasn't until I went to the police academy and knew that there was something called the crime of attacking the police, that I knew that I deserved that beating." However, I am grateful to my father who dared to attack the police, and the police uncle who patiently educated me, if it weren't for them, I might have gone astray! Thinking of some beautiful moments, some smiles hung on the corners of his mouth, and he continued: "It is precisely because he witnessed my omnipotent father that he was reprimanded by the police so that he didn't dare to say a word, let him squat in the corner, he didn't dare to squat on the wall." After I was beaten up by my father, I felt that the police were a very dignified profession, so I decided to become a policeman and let my father go to the corner of the wall to avenge the violent beating back then. He smiled sadly and said: "Brother Liu, the world is so unpredictable, the person I took revenge on back then was the person I was grateful, but I thought that the majestic profession made me sad!" ”
Liu Gu knew that Tang Huaqiang had something to say, and said, "Something happened!" ”
Tang Huaqiang said: "I am often suspected of being slow to go to the police, and once I was scolded by the party like this: I pay taxes to support you, and the police are so slow, if this kills, I won't die a few times, raising you is not as useful as raising a dog, at least whoever I want it to bite, it will bite immediately." Liu Gu patted Tang Huaqiang's shoulder. Tang Huaqiang said: "The day before yesterday, I received an emergency call from a resident of the community, I rushed to the scene, saw an old lady standing in the shade of a tree, and the first thing I said when I saw us was: 'Why did you come out like this, if there was a fight, people would have died twice, the conscience of heaven and earth, we did not take more than three minutes from receiving the police to arriving at the scene, but after seeing more of this kind of person, I didn't answer her words. However, what happened next made me angry! ’”
Liu Gu let out an 'oh' and listened attentively. Tang Huaqiang said: "I said aunt, why did you call the police?" The aunt pointed upstairs and said, "My key is locked in the house, you can find a way to help me get it." I said, "Auntie, don't you see that none of us can pick the lock, is there anyone else in your house?" Why don't you call them and ask them to deliver them, or I can call you a lockpicking company? "Speaking of this, the aunt shook her hand like a fan and said, 'The weather is so hot, I don't want my son to suffer, so I sent me the key from afar, and I said, aren't you policemen?' On TV, you poke the door with a wire, and the door opens, the kind in Zhou Xingxing's "Kung Fu". For such people, I can only say: 'Auntie, you also know that it is a TV, and our tools for opening the door are all violently destroyed, and after opening the door, you have to change the door.' I'd better call you a locksmith! The aunt asked, "Do you want money from the lock-picking company?" I said of course the lock-picking company wants money. When the aunt heard that she wanted money, she shook her face and said, "If you want to spend money, what do I tell you to do?" Aren't you police? How do you serve the people? All I could say was, 'We've got it done, Auntie, if you don't have anything else to do, we'll go first!' When my aunt heard that we were leaving, she immediately rushed in front of us and stopped us from the way; 'You left without doing anything, wasting my phone bill. He pointed to the water pipe outside the house and said, "Or you will climb up the water pipe outside the house, and my window will not be closed." I explained: 'First of all, there is no charge for calling 110, and secondly, you are just asking for help from the masses, we can only try to help you, we propose a solution, you don't accept it, we can't do it.' Strictly speaking, your matter is not within the scope of our police station's business. At this time, a young man in his 20s next to him said; 'Grandma, why don't I climb up?' The aunt said categorically: "No, what if you fall, grandma is not distressed to death?" He turned back to me and yelled, 'What is your name and who is your leader?' I'm going to sue you! I pointed to my police Hao and said: "My police Hao 19XXX, the police of the XX police station of the S City Public Security Bureau, the complaint number is 110, if there is nothing to do, I will leave." After saying that, he turned off the body camera and drove away. After I left, I thought in the car: your grandson is your grandson, am I not my grandmother's grandson? ”
Liu Gu learned from Tang Huaqiang's mouth that the aunt's tone of voice, and it was expected that Tang Huaqiang would not be able to leave all of them, and asked, "What about later?" Tang Huaqiang spread his hands, pretended to be afraid, and said: "Half an hour later, my phone rang, the director called, and the aunt complained about my inaction, and then I changed from a policeman sitting in the 'office' to a patrol policeman." Liu Gu was amused by Tang Huaqiang's funny expression.
Tang Huaqiang looked at Liu Gu, who was smiling, and said: "Brother Liu, to be honest, I am a senior brother of the police academy, since he became a policeman, his seven aunts and eight aunts often look for him, either to apply for this certificate, or to check that person's personal information. During the Chinese New Year, he went to his uncle's house to pay New Year's greetings, and his uncle asked him to open some certificates, which he said was not in accordance with the rules. He scolded him with a foreign horse: Now his wings are hard and he doesn't recognize people? You take off that dogskin, you're nothing. As a result, after the Chinese New Year, my senior brother quit his job as a police officer. It was his dream of more than 20 years, and it was shattered. He made a broken movement in his right hand and said, "This is our police dream!" ”
Liu Gu wiped the raindrops off his face and said, "Qiangzi, for us little people, there is only one enemy for us, and that is - life!" ”
When the two were talking and laughing, the dark clouds in the sky had already drifted above their heads, drenching them into chickens. While talking and laughing, the two kept their attention on Tian Fu, who was sitting on the guardrail, and always observed Tian Fu's every move.
Tian Fu was worried, until the raindrops of soybeans hit him, he found that the sky was raining, the dark clouds in the sky were like overturned ink, the pearl-like raindrops fell on the water, and the splashes were like jumping beads. ”
Tian Fu suddenly raised his head, arousing the vigilance of Liu and Tang, who were always paying attention to his movements. Liu Gu stretched out his hand and poked Tang Huaqiang's waist, and said in a low voice, "Quietly walked behind him." He made a gesture of pulling his hand back and said, "Pull down the railing!" Tang Huaqiang nodded to indicate that he understood.
The two turned over and got out of the car, lowered their pace, and quietly dived behind Tian Fu. At this time, Tian Fu was attracted by the faint light between the water waves, and he didn't pay attention to the movement behind him at all. Liu and Tang sneaked behind Tian Fu, only to see Tian Fu's neck stretching out more and more into the river, and he might fall into the river at any time, thinking that Tian Fu still couldn't think about it in the end and wanted to commit suicide by jumping into the river. Glancing at each other, Tang Huaqiang rushed behind Tian Fu with an arrow step, hugged Tian Fu's abdomen, and with a bang, the two fell on the sidewalk together.
Tian Fu was suddenly attacked, and as soon as he fell to the ground, he felt someone behind him, twisted his waist to the side, pulled out the space, and raised his left elbow high, about to smash it at Tang Huaqiang behind him. When Liu Gu saw this scene, he immediately stepped forward, grabbed Tian Fu's positive elbow blow, and then directly pressed Tian Fu to prevent him from harming Tang Huaqiang.
Tian Fu struggled for a while, saw that the person who attacked him was wearing a police uniform, and exclaimed: "Who are you, I didn't break the law." Liu Gu originally thought that he pressed his body against Tian Fu, thinking that he could subdue Tian Fu, but he didn't think that Tian Fu's brute force was too great, and he couldn't subdue him by using the police force's grappling techniques several times, at this time Tian Fu was suspicious, and his hand movements slowed down, he first buckled Tian Fu's wrist to prevent Tian Fu from breaking free, and then said: "We are policemen, seeing that you have the idea of committing suicide, we will pull you down." Tian Fu was stunned and said, "When will I fucking commit suicide?" Liu Gu took advantage of Tian Fu's stunned exercises, controlled him, and said, "You said that you are such a big man, what can't you think of to commit suicide?" ”
Tian Fu saw the appearance of the two of them, as well as Liu Gu's scolding of hating iron and steel, and knew that the two of them were indeed policemen, so they didn't have to struggle too much, gave up resistance, and let the two of them do it. Liu and Tang restrained Tian Fu and pulled him up. I told you what had happened. Liu and Tang repeatedly confirmed that Tian Fu had no idea of committing suicide, and Tian Fu also said that he just saw a bright light at the bottom of the river and thought it was a diamond ring, so he stretched out his head to look at the river. Liu and Tang looked at Tian Fu's expression carefully, and made sure that he had no thoughts of suicide, what happened just now was a misunderstanding, the two couldn't help but be a little embarrassed, Tang Huaqiang hugged Tian Fu and said: "This big man, this is a misunderstanding, if it's okay, we'll leave first!" ”
Liu and Tang walked towards their patrol car, Tang Huaqiang stroked his forehead and said, "It's actually an oolong after a long time, and this rain is in vain." Liu Gu said: "Qiangzi didn't say that, what if it's true?" ”
Tian Fu looked at the wet appearance of the two people, as well as the raindrops on the hood of the patrol car, and the mist stirred up by the heat, knowing that the two of them stopped and waited behind him for a long time, he was afraid that he would not be able to jump into the river for a while, looking at the empty street, the cold rain on his body was not so cold, and shouted at the backs of the two, "Hey! Two police uncles! Liu and Tang looked back at Tian Fu. Tian Fu smiled: "Thank you Uncle Policeman!" ”