The proprietress asked, "Guess what she remarked?" ”

Tian Fu had a loveless expression, stretched out three fingers and said: "A bag of brown sugar water, a pack of warm babies and a pack of seven-degree space cotton daily sanitary napkins." The proprietress was surprised when she saw that Tian Fu hadn't read the remarks on the takeaway order, but what he said was exactly the same as the remarks on the takeaway order, and asked, "How do you know?" ”

Tian Fu was expressionless and said, "The boss lady won't talk about this first!" You said that she obviously has her own boyfriend, she doesn't call it, she has to ask me, who is not even a spare tire, to help her buy these things, what kind of mentality do you think she has! The proprietress looked at Tian Fu indignantly, she still understood Tian Fu's mood a little, he was a single dog, but he wanted to bring girl supplies to other people's girlfriends, he was really aggrieved, hesitated or mended the knife, and said: "I guess she will be your pump!" Tian Fu was stunned and said, "Pump? The proprietress waved her hand and said, "If the child doesn't understand, forget it, don't take the bad child." ”

Tian Fu tilted his head and looked at the proprietress and said, "Boss, don't hide things with connotations, to be honest, did you fall under these yellow jokes back then?" The proprietress heard that Tian Fu was ridiculing her, and immediately suppressed: "Good boy, a little guts, you dare to brush me up, beware of me telling the old man, deduct your salary!" Tian Fuman didn't care and said: "Boss, forget this!" You Thomas's little train - whine, who's your opponent here. Even if you tell your boss, you have to make him believe it! ”

The proprietress pretended to be surprised and said, "Oh, the young man is good!" It's very accurate to see people! But don't be too happy, I can't take care of you, but someone can take care of you! Tian Fu said disdainfully: "Cut, you can't clean me up, who else can clean me up in this store?" The proprietress turned to Song Mengyi and said, "Xiao Meng, you also heard it, your Xiaotian is going to send hygiene products to others, and they are for the eldest aunt!" You don't talk about her either? Song Mengyi didn't care, and said: "Boss, how many times have I told you, Tian Fu and I have a very pure colleague relationship, not what you think!" ”

The proprietress said: "Hehe, I have seen you together on the street a few times, last time, you were sick in the middle of the night, and you didn't call Yin Ni in the same dormitory, so you called Xiaotian from a few kilometers away from you and sent you to the hospital, you said that if there is nothing between you, can I believe it?" Song Mengyi said disappreliantly: "What is this?" If you call that guy Yinni, you don't know who takes care of whom in the end! Tian Fu is so strong, there is nothing to do when he runs these few kilometers. Don't call it white, don't call it! ”

The proprietress shook her head and said, "I don't think you understand the situation!" You have also seen that Tian Fu and the woman in room 908 are just customer relationships, not relatives, and I haven't met a few times, but he also remembers other people's menstrual periods, do you know what it means? Song Mengyi tilted her head and said to the proprietress, "Does this have anything to do with me?" The proprietress said helplessly: "Forget it, you don't know how to be blessed in Baoshan!" Turning to Tian Fu, he quipped: "Hey, I said Xiao Tian!" Why do you remember the one in room 908 so clearly? ”

Tian Fu said with a melancholy face: "Why do I remember it so deeply, this is also very helpless!" He clicked on the outside box with his hand and said, "Boss, the first takeaway I came here to deliver was from Room 908, and her remarks at that time were this: Bring a bag of sanitary napkins (seven degrees of space pure cotton daily)." Covering his face with his hands, he looked back on the past and said: "A person like me who has been professional and single for 20 years, I have done a long ideological struggle just to let me buy this girl's products, and I don't know the difference between sanitary napkins and sanitary napkins, cheeky supermarket shopping guide, it just so happens that the supermarket shopping guide is a novice 16 or 7 years old, just a little fart, and very shy, love to blush, I asked her: "Little sister, this sanitary napkin is sold!" The little girl's face turned red, and as if frightened, she took two steps back against the wall, and said, "What did you say?" I also took two steps forward and cornered the person: "Where are the tampons?" "Before the little girl could tell me where it was! Someone next to him couldn't stand it: "At first glance, you know that you are not a good person, other people's little girls just came to work, and you want to take advantage of others?" I was nervous: "I just wanted to ask if sanitary napkins are sold!" The man continued: "I think you are deliberate, there are so many shopping guides next to you, don't ask the youngest, the most remote little girl, buddy, don't you know that there is a thing called a monitor?" I was stupid and didn't know how to explain it, and the man continued, "Are you going to buy sanitary napkins or sanitary napkins?" Me: "Buy sanitary napkins" The man said: "You just told this little girl that you want to buy sanitary napkins, and now you say that you are sanitary napkins, these two things are used in completely different ways!" What are you going to do, do you want to take advantage of people because they are young? As soon as the man said this, many people in the supermarket paid attention to me, and I hurriedly said: "I buy sanitary napkins, I buy sanitary napkins." "The man pointed to the place where sanitary napkins were sold, and I just walked over and didn't look at it, just picked up a bag and ran away. When I was running, I vaguely heard: "It's a shame for the pervert to come out and learn to be a pervert with this psychological quality." As a result, 908 refused to accept sanitary napkins and asked me to buy them again. Unfortunately, I met the little girl shopping guide again, there was no other shopping guide next to me, and you urged me to come back quickly, I went to ask the little girl, where to buy sanitary pads, and I still remember the little girl's different eyes! ”

The proprietress pondered: "If Tian Fu is angry, I will say that there are not many truths in this world, a woman's blush is better than a long dialogue, you have made people and girls blush, you are angry here, because you still want to go further with her?" If you complain, I will say: A woman's face has been turned red by you, and you are still here to call wrong, is it because you and she can't go further? You didn't negotiate. He laughed: "I can't see it!" Xiao Tian, you also have the experience of being treated as a pervert, and you are also a pervert with a lustful heart and no guts! Tian Fu said calmly: "Boss, it doesn't matter, this black history has become history!" ”

The proprietress looked at Tian Fu with a calm face, and was speechless, and said, "Xiao Tian, do you know that you hate the most?" Tian Fu said: "Well, I think about it, I think about it, you said that I have almost no mood swings, neither angry nor happy." The proprietress was speechless: "I don't know how you did it!" Whether you are praised by others, or unreasonable by guests, you are facial paralysis that has not changed for thousands of years. I've been here for half a year, and I haven't seen you angry? ”

Tian Fu said: "Boss, I'm angry, you coax me?" The proprietress was a little choked for a while: "This ....." Tian Fu said: "You want to see me angry now, just to make fun of me." Once I get angry, or have other reactions, you can use the routine that you have thought about for a long time, sorry, you thought in vain! The proprietress couldn't help but feel a burst of fire in her heart, first, Tian Fu's face was paralyzed, second, Tian Fu said her thoughts bluntly, and third, she was full of joy and thought that she could use more routines, but it turned out that the object you wanted to make up told you to be happy. stared at Tian Fu with vicious eyes, and said, "Boy, you listen to me, I'm you" Tian Fu didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and continued: "Old aunt." The proprietress found that the anger in her heart could not be controlled, and said angrily: "Tian! Fragrance! You! ”

Tian Fu's mobile phone rang with a majestic ringtone: A good man will make a name for himself, a good man will do a good job, and a good man will be a good man. Tian Fu ignored the proprietress who was already a little out of control, and picked up the phone: "Hey, hello!" A weak female voice on the other end of the phone sounded: "Brother Xiaotian, is my takeaway ready?" Tian Fu said: "Okay, but are you a little dead!" You're all this day, and you still eat so spicy things, aren't you afraid that this aunt will be difficult to go? The other end of the phone was dissatisfied: "It's not my straight boyfriend's fault, every time I come to this time, I know to tell me to drink more hot water, drink more hot water, if the hot water is really that useful, don't go to the hospital when you are sick." ”

Tian Fu said: "That's what I said. You drink more hot water, which is good for the body. The other end of the phone said, "Hey! What do you mean, I don't know if I'm annoyed when I hear more hot water now? Tian Fu said: "I'm not your boyfriend, so there's nothing wrong with me telling you to drink more hot water." The other end of the phone said, "What would you do if you were my boyfriend?" Tian Fu said: "I will pour hot water for you, but I will not ask you to drink hot water, and there is the three-piece set I am going to buy for you now!" Then he said: "I'm just a food delivery person, and I used to know nothing about girls' products, but now I can be extremely proficient in distinguishing all kinds of girls' products." I said, "Are you in a fake relationship?" I bought it for you for half a year! Why did your boyfriend go? ”

The other end of the phone was a little angry and said: "What else can you do!" Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, tell him to buy something, can't pit his teammates! Tian Fu said: "So you just let me, the little brother who delivers food, buy it for you?" The other end of the phone said: "You are a takeaway uncle, not a takeaway brother, the takeaway brother is like you, you are not tall, and there is such a big scar on your face, even if you are full of meat, you only think about being scared." The takeaway brother is 1.88 meters tall, handsome, fair and shiny skin, and has long legs, I want to flirt when I look at it, that's the takeaway brother! Tian Fu was said by the girl on the other end of the phone, with a black line on his face, and said with a wry smile: "I can only say that you have trained me well." But girl! Someone else's boyfriend, why are you training so seriously! Just let me deliver a good takeaway, and put more effort into training your boyfriend! ”

The girl on the other end of the phone said angrily: "Don't mention that stupid fork to me, now I look at him and get angry." Tian Fu said: "You are because you are in the menstrual period, and you purely want to clean him up, right?" The other end of the phone said: "I've been sick for the past few days, and I've lost six pounds of vomiting and diarrhea!" I told him: I was sick, I drank half a portion of porridge in three days, and I lost six pounds, do you know how he replied? Tian Fu was a little curious, what kind of reply could make his girlfriend angry like this, and asked, "How do you reply to you?" The other end of the phone said: "666! This is a good way to lose weight! I know what I was thinking? Tian Fu said speechlessly: "You still need to ask!" Of course it's the king who blew up! The other end of the phone chuckled: "I didn't blow up, but I felt a sense of relief." Tian Fu said: "Huh? You mean, you're going to give up on this relationship?"

The other end of the phone said: "Such a person, if you don't let go, do you still want to keep it for the New Year?" Tian Fu asked, "Then what's the matter with you ordering a spicy chicken jerky?" also deliberately explained that he was perverted and spicy, thinking that he was not weak enough?! The other end of the phone said: "Originally, I thought that if I ordered spicy chicken, I hoped that he would stop me, and the messages I sent to him have not replied to me until now, and they have ignored me." I was still a little bit thinking about him before, but I didn't expect the reality to be like this, he didn't care about me at all. I don't want to change it when I'm angry. ”

Tian Fu couldn't believe it and said: "I don't read much, don't lie to me, can there be people with such low emotional intelligence in the world?" On the other end of the phone, he said angrily: "What are you lying to!" I used to treat this kind of person as a treasure! Tian Fu listened to the girl's voice and didn't look like he was lying, and at the same time there was no reason to lie to him, and asked, "Your voice is so weak, you haven't eaten for a few days?" The other end of the phone said: "Today is the fourth day, relying on fruits, milk, snacks to support until now, in the morning when the fruit is eaten, I talked to him in the morning, let him help me buy something to eat, this goods lying on the bed swallowing melon seeds, to me replied: Who do you think you are!" I was almost angry with him, and I didn't want to buy it. I'm so hungry that I can't stand it now, Brother Oda, you can't deliver the takeaway quickly! If you don't send it, you're murdering life! Tian Fu glanced at the outside box on the electric car and said, "I have to wait for a while." I'm just about to fry it, and I'll give it to you in half an hour.