The legendary existence that makes people look up, the wonderful ball protector - Emperor Li, and Sister Furong are called "Male Emperor Li, Female Furong"!

Ling Feng raised his head, his eyes shot yearning and admiration, this Emperor Li, he had also heard this name after his rebirth-like thunder!

It was in the summer of 2005, and Ling Feng clearly remembered that day was June 14th, but an ordinary day shocked the world because of a piece of news, and even the earth stopped rotating.

On June 14, 2005, Reuters Lausanne, Switzerland reported that the AC Milan club officially announced a message that caused a shock to the heads of state, in order to strengthen the strength of the forward club, the club intends to introduce the chief scorer of the Shenzhen Jianlibao club, Li Dadi, it is reported that Berlusconi had offered 100 million pounds to the Jianlibao club, but it has been angrily rejected by the former general manager of the club, Zhang Hai, after half a year of urgent negotiations between the two sides (the urgency is no less than the six-party talks on the North Korean nuclear program), AC Milan are ready to bid £200 million plus Maldinica and are expected to make the historic move ahead of this season's Serie A season.

"We know," Berlusconi said to the camera with tears in his eyes, "a mere £200 million is an insult to Emperor Lee, but we have no choice, in order to welcome Emperor Lee to the Rossoneri, we have sold all our assets; But we believe that Emperor Li alone is enough to restore the glory of the Three Musketeers era to the Rossoneri, oh no, how can the Three Musketeers compare to Emperor Li?! ”

AC Milan's defeat has caused an uproar in the world, and UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan has the foresight to point out that the transfer of Emperor Li will be a major turning point in human progress. He could shoot more than the best space vehicles on Earth today. It is foreseeable that mankind is about to enter the space age.

"We have a serious protest against Berlusconi!" For the first time, the presidents of Real Madrid and Barcelona stood together and issued a joint statement: "This is absolutely unfair! We strongly urge FIFA to re-amend the rules of football. Otherwise, our players will not be able to face the impact and ball protection of Emperor Lee! ”

'Chelsea will give up the European Cup,' Mourinho told reporters in frustration: 'Unless Mr. Abou brings Lee into our team, the Champions League will definitely not be with us.' ”

"I have personally approached the Shenzhen club and made a tentative bid of 300 million pounds," Abu excitedly told reporters during the interview, "but Emperor Li is very determined, and I can't change his mind, but." 300 million pounds in exchange for the autograph of Emperor Li. It's the happiest thing I've ever had in my life! ”

French star Thierry Henry, who plays for Arsenal in the Premier League, said via Sky TV that he was flattered by Lee's words. Henry said: "I noticed his (Emperor Li's) words, and I felt so honored that I could hardly control my tears, and now my body is shaking." Even Maradona would not have been so excited if he had said so. People are always chattering about which one is better between me, Shepchenko or Ronaldo, and his (Li Dadi's) ball protection in the game proves beyond a doubt who is the number one striker in the world. Henry also privately revealed to the media that the reason why the French team canceled the match scheduled to come to China this year was not because of financial problems. As a former world champion and European champion. We are not afraid of any opponent. Henry added: "Except, of course, the team with him (Emperor Lee). ”

It is reported that the superstar of La Liga Barcelona, Brazilian Ronaldinho, recently told the media that he is not the best candidate for the world footballer. "I should have refused to accept the award." "When I held the trophy in my hand, I felt ashamed because there was someone who was more qualified to lift it than me. Xiao Luo finally bowed reverently to the camera, and hoped that China's largest sports media sports weekly, the sports weekly, would convey his apologies to Emperor Li. One of Ronaldo's teammates, who asked not to be named, said: "We didn't even dare to watch the video of Li Dadi's game. ”

According to reliable sources, AC Milan, who have just lost in the UEFA Champions League final, have publicly expressed their intention to bring in the widely regarded world number one striker. Shepchenko, the Ukrainian nuclear warhead, held a press conference for the first time, at which he only said one sentence: "I have only two wishes in my life, first; Half the level of Emperor Lee; Second, to become a substitute for Emperor Li. Now the second wish is about to come true. Then the Ukrainians fainted blissfully.

However, the Serie A professional football league is likely to pass a bill: "If AC Milan bring in Lee, they will only be able to play nine players per game."

"We have no choice." Juventus coach Fabio Capello said helplessly: "Even so, I'm afraid I can't stop (AC Milan)." I think there should be a bill to regulate Lee's playing time, or to limit him to three goals per game. The pessimistic Capello even wanted to quit football.

An angry Inter Milan fan roared: "It's not fair! We've been waiting 16 years for the [league] title, and now that he's our opponent, it looks like we're going to have to wait another 16 years. According to incomplete statistics, more than a dozen Inter fans had suicidal thoughts after hearing the news of Li Dadi's transfer to AC Milan.

Finally, Pele, who is attending the film festival in Cannes, France, concluded: "I predicted that Emperor Li would have today's achievements. ”

Isn't such a peerless star worthy of admiration?

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Attached to the history of Emperor Li Daji, the brothers look at the music and the harmony.

Emperor Li is also a native of Anhui. On May 26 of the third year of the Republic of Xiaoping, the Li family picked up the field and succeeded the surname Li. Li's father is over fifty years old and has never been married, and he travels in the countryside with X.

For a long time, everyone in the world took X as the name of the plum, and there was no word, there was a number, and it was called "the emperor".

Emperor Li was young. I can't learn a book. Every time you enter the classroom to learn, you will sleep in chaos, and the smell will linger for more than a month. Mr. chase. Go. Then he traveled in the wilderness and enjoyed chasing dogs and rats. Vicious dogs pounce when they meet,

They didn't dare to bark. The villagers are evil. His father blamed him, left angrily, and went north to Tianjin. The teacher is in the head of the Yijin sect to do the things of juju. Because of chasing dogs and rats when he was young, X is good at walking quickly, like a mad dog. year

The locomotive into Tianjin is the beginning of the X Emperor's life.

More than a few years. Weak crown. Strong and brainless, only fast and male-eared. Ten years, X years and twenty years, and Jingshi entered the national security forest. When X first appeared on the field, his foot skills were still there, supplemented by speed, and he shot and hunted a lot. The world calls it "fast horse" and is proud. X was delighted when he heard this. 8 years to abandon Beijing from the deep. Initial deep, extremely strong, often scored, recruited to serve the country, but every battle will wither, often appear narrow ball straight forward, straight forward, others do not hand, empty door does not enter, the whole country sighs, all say X has the ability to do things.

On June 22 of the second year, X accompanied the national character army to resist the Japanese in Beijing. The Japanese people are deceitful, clawed in, and humiliated the national army in the universe, and the people are angry. After a while, I suddenly saw X kicking the ball running, and the empty door came out,

The world was stunned, and the Japanese were also surprised: I didn't know that the ball in the world had ever been like this! Worship all. The next day, I heard that people were in the city: X is the emperor.

For three years, the Dou Chi clan was still in the depths. A few dead people are late, afraid of X, and fleeing, which is called "ball tyrant". Emperor Li tried the parables and everyone said: I am to China, comparable to Henry to France, Schap to Ukraine, and Youluo to Brazil; My ball is like Henry's. When Heinz heard this, he shuddered, couldn't speak, and couldn't stop crying. When Youluo heard this, he was very embarrassed, and his achievements were insignificant. When Schöpp heard this, he immediately crushed. When the world heard the words, they all worshipped and said: Li Zhen X the Great. X is in the world. In the early years, he competed with Liu Xiang, stopped, and destroyed the stands for more than ten zhang. In five years, Keju was out of the world because he was afraid of Emperor Li's gang. Ten years, no one in the world has a name of X, and the word X is unique. Fifty years, collapse, Jade Emperor Zen in X, self-cutting.

Taishi Gong said: I heard that the ancestors of China, Emperor Yan and Huang, Emperor Qin and Han Wu, Genghis Khan, Nurhachi, and the previous emperors of all dynasties are as good as the merits of Emperor Li and the Great are known to women and children, what is it? The pride of the sky has appeared in all dynasties. It is not uncommon for the world to be able to do things, but it is not uncommon for Emperor Li to repeatedly fail to do things that everyone in the world can do. The husband is the pride of the sky and the ability of the son is better than the emperor Li the great, which one is better? Emperor Gai Li the Great is beyond the reach of people in the world.

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Translations

Emperor Li, Anhui people. On June 20, 1979, he was picked up by a farmer Li in the suburbs, so he was surnamed Li with this farmer. Lao Li was never married at the age of fifty, but he walked around the township with a child every day, and the people in the village were very surprised, squinting at him and chanting X. Over time, others called this picked up child Li X, who had no words and a title called the Emperor.

When Emperor Li was a child, he didn't go to school well. When I arrived in the classroom, I either slept or messed around, and when I slept, the smell lingered in the room for a long time, and the teacher had to drive it home. Emperor Li dropped out of school. So I wandered around the outside every day, looking for a little fun from chasing dogs and mice. When Mad Li saw him, he immediately fell to the ground in fright, not daring to scream. The villagers were very annoyed with him, and his stepfather often reprimanded him, so he ran away from home and went to Tianjin in a fit of rage. Learn to play with a coach.

Because he often chased dogs and caught mice after hours, Li Dadi ran very fast and ran like a mad dog. In 1993, he entered the locomotive team, which was the starting point of the name of Li the Great. After a few years, Emperor Li became an adult, with a simple mind and well-developed limbs, and he had no advantages other than running faster. In 1998, Emperor Li will turn 20 years old and go to Beijing Guoan. When Emperor Li first debuted, he was somewhat capable, coupled with his fast speed, he still scored a lot of goals, and people called him "Fast Horse" and was proud of it. Emperor Li was also complacent when he heard about it.

In 2001, he transferred from Beijing to Shenzhen. When he first entered the Shenzhen team, he was in a good state and often scored goals, so he entered the national team. But every time the national team competes, the performance is very poor, and he is often seen running wildly with the ball, constantly and without changing his appearance, and he does not even play an empty goal without passing, and the whole country is very surprised, and they all say that Emperor Li will be famous in the future. In the 2004 Asian Cup final, Li Dadi played in the final against the Japanese devils. The devil is not a thing, and he scored a goal in handball, which made the national team very faceless, and the people of the country were very angry. Soon I saw Emperor Li running wildly with the ball, only to bring it to the goal, looking at the empty goalkeeper with the ball out of the bottom line, the world was amazed, and even the Japanese devils were shocked and said: "I have never seen such a football place in the world, admire, I have to worship." The next day, I heard everyone discussing: Emperor Li is about to become the king of the ball.

In 2005, Li Dadi and coach Chi Shangbin fought. Chi Shangbin was almost killed by Emperor Li several times, and he had a great fear of him, escaped from Shenzhen, and named him Qiuba.

Emperor Li once said to everyone: My status in China is like Henry in France, Shepchenko in Ukraine, and Xiao Luo in Brazil, and my ball protection action is very similar to Henry, Henry was moved to tremble, speechless, and crying so much that he couldn't help himself. Xiao Luo listened to it, blushed, looking at his achievements, it was really not worth showing off, Shepchenko heard it and immediately fainted. When the people of the world heard this, they all bowed down and called him Emperor Li the Great.

Emperor Li reigned over the world. Year 1. Compared with Liu Xiang hurdles, he didn't brake the car and destroyed the stands for more than 10 zhang. Five years later, because of Emperor Lee, football was canceled internationally. Ten years later, no one dares to use X as their name. 50 years later, Emperor Li died, and when the Jade Emperor in the sky gave up his seat to Emperor Li, he committed suicide by jumping into the clouds.

Sima Qian said: I know the Chinese ancestors Yan and Huang Emperors, Qin Emperor Han Wu Genghis Khan Nurhachi, but the exploits of the Western kings of all dynasties cannot be known by women and children like Emperor Li Dadi. Why? There are pride in the sky in every dynasty and every generation, so it is not considered capable to do what people can't do. Emperor Li the Great can't always do what everyone can accomplish, this kind of person can be said to be very rare. Therefore, compared with the incompetence of Emperor Li and the earth, which kind of world is less? Therefore, it is difficult to use the words "people and things" to describe the earth.