Chapter 73: Unhappy
If you want to play clown, you only need to grasp the essence of one word, and that is cheap, the kind that is so cheap that you have no friends!
"Hahaha, I saw this blind monk, I should be ready to fight the six birds, let me sanction him for a wave." From the field of vision, Dong Mingchun discovered the movement of the blind monk, who was fighting six birds.
Dong Mingchun first stealthily entered the grass at the six birds, put a box, and then walked out and took the big bird away, and then walked a blind monk and hooked it into the grass.
The blind monk was angry, and the hard-working bird he had beaten was gone. And this clown is so annoying, why does he always come to himself!
One eye down, touch the eyes closer, swear to teach this clown a good lesson, don't look at me blind, but I have already smelled the stench of you.
"Grass." As soon as he got closer, without even touching the clown, the blind monk was frightened, and a mischievous box spat at him again and again.
Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, watching his Q skills refreshed, the blind monk directly kicked over, right in the middle of the eyebrows. Not now, but when!
However, Dong Mingchun didn't panic at all, after the blind man came up, a trick stealthily turned back to the original grass, and then put a refreshed box, and then came out and let out a mocking shrill laugh.
"Assi!" The blind monk felt very helpless, I am such a flexible blind man, and now I will kick this clown, and I can't even touch a general attack, what is this?
And the laughter made my scalp tingle when I heard it.
"Look, this blind man can't do anything about me, I just like this kind of tone, I can see it but can't hit it, so be careful of itchy liver." Dong Mingchun smiled happily.
However, in the eyes of the audience, his current expression, with the current scene of playing the blind monk, is how obscene and obscene, and how the barrage does not roll and flies.
A white shirt: "Hold the grass, Dong Shao, you don't laugh, infiltrate people." β
"My God, I didn't expect you to be such a Dong Shao."
There is no name to go to a series of frightened expressions in a row: "I made a fork, took the pass, and was scared." β
"Alright, alright, don't make a fuss, take a good look at the game, I'm not going to show you the correct way to play the clown." Dong Mingchun looked at the audience's 'dislike', quickly restrained his smile, and began to be serious.
"I'm convinced, this is a change of face."
"Dong Shao, what kind of major are you, it's a pity not to be an actor, this face will change."
"Sichuan opera can't compare to you."
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The audience is still so naughty, Dong Mingchun likes this kind of atmosphere, jokes are casual, as long as they don't touch their bottom line, it doesn't matter.
"Everyone has seen it, the clown is so disgusting in the wild." Dong Mingchun continued to explain to them while operating the hero: "This blind monk obviously can't do anything about me, now he has called someone, and the middle and lower have disappeared from view, and now they almost form an encirclement around me." β
"It's a pity, this group of people is too naΓ―ve, even if there are four people, don't you know that I am a clown, and you can catch it!"
Dong Mingchun took back his snack slightly, because there were four people coming, and he needed to be more focused at this time, otherwise if he accidentally overturned, he would lose face and lose his hair.
Sure enough, the pair on the opposite side of the lower road and the Akali in the middle appeared in Dong Mingchun's field of vision, blocking the intersections that were easy to escape.
But this is not a big deal for the Joker, there is a lot of grass and walls in the lower half of the jungle, and it is easy for him to escape. Dong Mingchun continued to carry out the 'cheapness' to the end, released the box, and then walked out of the grass to dance, that look, the hatred value was absolutely full.
A large wave of skills beckoned to the clown, but unfortunately, in the face of the approach of the four, Dong Mingchun's clown once again used a trick of deception, crossed the terrain, and escaped into the grass to the blind spot of vision.
Because they don't have real eyes, they don't know the specific direction of the clown, and they feel that they should be afraid of the four of them, and they have already left.
However, Dong Mingchun profoundly studied the great guiding operational thinking of his predecessors: We will retreat when the enemy advances, we will disturb when the enemy is stationed, we will fight when the enemy is tired, and we will chase after the enemy when they retreat. Seeing that they were leaving, Dong Mingchun was naturally unwilling, so he took the initiative to show up and dance in public again.
At this time, there was a difference in the other party's thoughts, and if he continued to chase, he might not be able to kill the clown, and the enemy on the line was frantically demolishing the house, and the losses were already very large. But if you don't chase it, this clown will blow up his blind man and then go online to play with himself.
This multiple-choice question is a bit difficult to solve!
Dong Mingchun doesn't care if the other side is uncomfortable or not, he is more satisfied if he is more uncomfortable, and what he is doing now is not exactly this effect.
He said: "Now we don't have to panic at all, there are only four people who come to arrest us, and they don't have real eyes on them, so it's not easy to catch me." β
"Besides, even if I die, my teammates have won my heart, and now they are developing and dotting the tower like crazy, sacrificing me alone, and fulfilling the four teammates, please call me **."
Seeing that Dong Mingchun was still talking and laughing in the face of the four people, and even took the initiative to provoke, but the other party had nothing to do with him, the audience was very satisfied with such an operation, a series of 666, and the reward was not stingy at all, and he was generous.
"I reappeared, I disappeared again." Dong Mingchun's mouth was chattering, although his expression was not smiling, but the more he was like this, the more the audience felt that he was cheap.
"Cheap boy spring!" Suddenly, such a word appeared in the barrage.
Originally, Dong Mingchun didn't find it, but slowly the frequency of this word became more and more frequent, and finally those who knew and those who didn't know, anyway, everyone remembered his 'nickname' later.
"I ......" Dong Mingchun's eyes flickered, and he was so angry that he almost ascended to heaven, I made a big fork, the nickname that just appeared, why does everyone know it! Do I have my own classmates in the live broadcast room?
turned around and looked at Li Hui and them, all of them were chatting with their girlfriends, and they should not be them.
"Then who harmed me?" Dong Mingchun almost wanted to cry, is this the so-called 'good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles'.
However, no one deliberately promoted it, but his behavior as a clown just now, coupled with the fact that his name was not unfamiliar to the audience in the live broadcast room, so suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the homophony of a certain wine brand made Dong Mingchun's smooth nickname.
"Ugh." He can't control the audience's mouth, so he can only continue to play the game and play beautiful operations to divert their attention.
But he didn't know at all that the better he played as a clown, the more the audience felt for this title, which was too vivid.
"The Twilight Blade and the Electric Knife are out, and my current clown already has the ability to be a second man, now let's start stealing people and end this meaningless game as soon as possible."
In fact, the game has reached this level, and the opposite side has basically no ability to resist, especially when the clown has not yet appeared, the ghost knows where he will sneak out and give his back seat to the second.
The hammer stone flashed and opened the group directly, and the opposite side was full of small crispy skin, and several people hooked whoever was second, playing the slashing effect of Urgat, and the opposite side couldn't get close at all. Verus has the protection of the Wind Girl and wants to slash, but the clown has already set his sights on him, stealth forward, opens the ultimate illusion, ignites and hangs it, the kind in an instant.
For a well-developed clown, the ability to steal people should not be too strong, and Verus still has to kneel even if he has the protection of the Wind Girl.
"Win, audience, what about the clowns in this game? I'll just ask you if you're convinced! β
In the face of Dong Mingchun's deses, the rare audience did not disagree with him.
"Suit, capital suit."
"Natal hero, now I have found out that Dong Shao's natal hero is a clown."
"Cheap boy spring clown, it's a perfect match."
"Hahahaha......"
I still can't escape this stalk, which one of the heartless people arranges me like this, don't let me catch who you are, otherwise I will definitely let you know why the flowers are so red!