【177】Landlubber!
"Sleep... Go to bed?! Shi Yu was surprised.
"What else could you do?" Lu Nian yawned, to be honest, he still didn't get enough sleep last night.
"Isn't it an exam right now? Brother genius, you are only more than 300! Don't worry about it? ”
"What's the use of worrying? It's important to recharge, and this ranking is only tentative. Lu Nian stood up and stretched.
It's called being busy.
At ease!
"By the way, didn't you notice that Ding Ning was missing?" Lu Nian found that Ding Ning was gone.
"Yes, he's down there." Shi Yu pouted at the river below.
On the stone path of the river, Ding Ning was running desperately, and it could be seen that he was very tired, but he didn't know what had been supporting his running.
I finally found out that Feng was running with his fists raised behind him, looking like driving livestock!
"Please! Don't follow me! I'm gone! Ding Ning yelled.
"Okay, then you stop!" Feng followed most unhurriedly, very calmly.
"Alas! Are you a youkai? Don't you feel tired? Okay, let me go! Ding Ning looked back at Feng Zizhi, who was breathless, and was so frightened that he was half exhausted, he was half tired to death, this crazy woman didn't have anything to do!
Is this a woman?
No!
It's the devil!
Don't have anything to do with the devil.
"Is that all you want to go?!" Feng Zhi stopped, his voice was a little torn, and his expression was no longer joking, and he struggled slightly.
See this scene.
Ding Ning is simply sighing!
"I really want to go! Looking at my serious face, do you think I mean to joke with you? Ding Ning said very seriously.
"Then why are you coming to see me today?"
"Oh, my friend just got there, and I don't want to, you know, I see your scalp tingling, I'm afraid you're cranky, okay, you got the answer, shouldn't you go away heartbroken? I really don't like you! Ding Ning didn't wait for Feng Shi to answer again, raised his hand and swore: "If I, Ding Ning, like you at all, let me be buried in this park and lake!" ”
If you were cold, if you said it to other girls, you would have been depressed a long time ago, but this is Feng the most!
Feng sighed the most and clenched his fists: "Okay, I can only fulfill you." ”
"What do you want to do?" Ding Ning was scared, and watched Feng walk away step by step, just like black and white impermanence.
Feng said most calmly: "If I push you down, you will like me, isn't this what you said?" ”
"No, no, no, you're sick, aren't you?" Ding Ning squirted.
This girl is the most difficult girl in his life, she doesn't play cards according to the routine at all, and she is even nervous, and she doesn't know what she wants to do next.
"No, are you really here?" Ding Ning watched Feng get closer and closer, and wanted to run quickly, but his legs were weak! I really can't run!
"In order for you to like me, I have to take action." Feng was most determined.
"Alas! What is this? Other! Don't! I'm telling you, you'll regret it! Do you know who I am? I, Ding Ning, am a billion-dollar listed company... Please! Don't! ”
"Even if you are God, I have to do it today."
Ding Ning was busy begging for mercy, but he seemed a little weak.
Lu Nian and Shi Yu, who were standing in the shade of the green, kept watching.
"Is this the most novel show of affection for them?" Shi Wei asked.
"I don't look like it!" Lu Nian shook his head, always feeling that both of them were serious.
"It's just for fun, right? How could it really push Xiao Ding down. Shi Wei frowned as he spoke: "Xiao Ding is really, he has a girlfriend who is not satisfied, and he is cynical all day long, and someone should take care of him." ”
"Why do I think Feng is the most serious?"
"It can't be, can it? Can you really push Xiao Ding down the river? Xiao Ding is a landlubber, he can't swim, and if he really pushes it down, he will probably die. ”
"You say he can't swim?"
"Yes, no, I guess they're just making a small contradiction, just joking, how can they really push it?"
Lu Nian said expressionlessly: "It's been pushed down..."
"Huh?!" Shi Yu was stunned and looked down.
Puff --!
Feng pushed Ding Ning down the river.
Suddenly, the water splashed up.
After Ding Ning got into the water, he directly choked on a mouthful of water, and the real desire to survive made his arms beat hard, constantly struggling on the water, and he was in great pain.
"Help... Die! I don't... Can't swim... Vomit... Fast... Hurry.."
Feng looked at him condescendingly, and said with a smile: "Pretending to be quite similar, tell me, do you like me a little now?" ”
Ding Ning poured a large mouthful of water into his abdomen, and his nose was flooded with bitter lake water, and the pain of suffocation made people unbearable and desperate.
"Crazy... Woman! I really... Can't swim... Ahem... Vomit..."
Seeing Ding Ning's realistic struggle, Feng decided to be firm in his principles.
This guy has been playing dumb with himself, and this time he has to take a good look.
"Oh? If you can't swim, then you will be buried, rest assured, tomorrow today, I will help you pull out the grave grass. Feng smiled the most teasingly.
The passers-by around chose to watch, they just thought that it was a deliberate fight by the little couple.
Naturally, I don't think of any intentional killing, any intentional injury, and then a boy can't swim or anything.
Maybe, there will be some romantic scene soon, because don't all young people like excitement now? In the past, it disturbed others, and kindness was regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs.
"I... I... Ahem... Ahem..."
Ding Ning coughed more and more violently, and he couldn't even say a word, and the water accumulated in his lungs was taking away his vitality little by little.
Feng couldn't laugh the most, "Do you want to pretend to be so similar?" As for it? Can't I apologize for what happened last time? I'm also kidding, I didn't expect you to be so unbearable, forgive me, right? If you don't speak, I'll just say yes to you? ”
Ding Ning gradually lost his buoyancy, and slowly began to sink to the bottom, and at the moment when his face sank, he raised his middle finger at Feng Zhizhi, and he didn't agree to death!
When Feng saw this, he became angry and stomped his feet: "Then you will die!" I'll see how long you pretend! ”
"He's not pretending! I really can't swim! ”
Shi Yu anxiously ran down from above, his feet were empty, and he fell to the ground suddenly, ignoring the pain in his nose, and said loudly: "Save him!" Ding Ning is a landlubber! Hurry up and save him! ”
Lu Nian hurriedly went up to help, and said at the same time: "Sister! He's a landlubber! ”
"Huh?"
When Feng heard this, he was slightly stunned for a moment, looking at the water without any trace of Ding Ning, and his heart felt as if he had been emptied.
(End of chapter)