Chapter 162: Peeing on top of the mountain god's head
Long Aotian walked around Wuzhi Mountain for half an hour, and the audience in the live broadcast room was drowsy.
"I said god, what kind of bullshit mission is this, it's better to go ghost hunting."
"It's really boring, that mission designer, you come out, I will definitely not kill you!"
"Withdraw, withdraw, uncle, keep looking, I'll go see the big-breasted girl."
"I heard that there is an anchor next door who has really big breasts, and he is really white......"
"! Really? The old driver drove quickly and took me to see it. ”
……
In an instant, most of the audience in the live broadcast room ran away, and they all went to see the big-breasted anchor.
Long Aotian continued to look for the Monkey King, he didn't believe it, this task would definitely be completed.
After looking for a long time, there was some urgency to urinate, and it happened that there was a cliff in front of him, and Long Aotian unbuttoned his pants and peed.
Overlooking the mountains and rivers not far away, I was suddenly full of pride. It will be the top of the mountain, and the mountains will be seen at a glance.
Just when Long Aotian was peeing, he suddenly heard a sound of talking from under the cliff, and couldn't help but look down.
I saw a giant holding a steel fork standing below, wearing bright silver armor. With a disheveled head and a beard, he looks very powerful.
And beside him, there was a figure lying on the ground.
The figure was only half of its body outside, its head covered in weeds and dust.
It's the Monkey King!
Got it!
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Long Aotian couldn't believe his eyes. The Monkey King, who was as beautiful as a fairy in Huaguo Mountain, turned out to be what he is now, and he is not as good as the beggars on the street.
At this time, the giant actually stepped on the top of her head with a steel fork, and from time to time there were bursts of wild laughter.
At this time, the Monkey King raised his head with an unruly look, and looked at the giant coldly. On her dirty face, her delicate facial features can still be seen.
"Haha, I think about how majestic you were at the beginning, and now you are not trampled under my feet and unable to move. I didn't expect you to have today, did you see the mountain peach tree next to you? You haven't eaten in a long time, as long as you call me grandpa, I'll pick one for you. ”
"Phew! Delusion! The Monkey King spat out on him, with a look of determination.
"Haha, you are no longer the Monkey King you once was, this Five Finger Mountain is my chassis. I can do whatever I want, what can you do with me? After saying that, the giant increased the force of his feet and ravaged the head of the Monkey King.
And the Monkey King's body was all pressed by the Five Fingers Mountain, leaving only half of his body outside, unable to move at all, and could only endure the humiliation of the giant.
"If you do this to me, sooner or later you will be punished!" The Monkey King roared.
"Retribution? I think you'll be punished! You make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and you are the enemy of God, who dares to help you? As he spoke, the giant pressed harder again.
Long Aotian didn't expect such a wonderful scene to happen under the cliff, and at this time he was peeing on the top of the mountain with his pants. The hot urine was poured on top of the giant's head.
I saw that the giant had a ranking number on top of his head, and it seemed to be a boss as well.
Five-Finger Mountain God (Advanced Boss)
Level: Level 30
Health: 150000
Physical Attack: 187-192
Immortal Attack: 192-208
Physical Defense: 147
Immortal Defense: 155
Additional Attribute Skills: Heaven Cracking, Earth Shock, Peerless Flurry, Furious Transformation......
Boss: Introduction: Five-fingered mountain god, temperamental, dominant. Ever since the Monkey King was suppressed at the foot of the Five Finger Mountain, humiliating her every day has become the only pleasure of the mountain god.
I didn't expect this guy to be a super boss, or the mountain god of Wuzhi Mountain.
Look at the Monkey King again, there is also a row of titles displayed above her head.
Monkey King Sun Wukong (Final Boss)
Attribute: Sealed????
It's an ultimate boss, but its stats are unknown.
But that Monkey King has become Sun Wukong, and he is completely girly, mainly because this monkey looks really smart.
The mountain god was humiliating Sun Wukong, who knew that a bubble of hot urine was poured on the top of his head. I couldn't help but look up, thinking it was raining.
It didn't matter if he looked up, Long Aotian directly urinated on it.
Bite! Peeing on top of the head of the god of Wuzhi Mountain, Destruction Rating +10!
***!
The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
The mountain god wiped his face, and there was a burst of commotion on his face. Look at the top of the mountain, there is actually a monk carrying pants.
it! it! it!
The mountain god was suddenly angry and roared.
"Wait for the rats, you dare to break ground on the top of the mountain god's head, no, dare to pee on the top of Lao Tzu's head, come and die!"
Suffer your sister's death!
Long Aotian shouted to Sun Wukong at the bottom of the mountain, "Wukong, hold on for a while, and the teacher will come to save you immediately." ”
"You're not my master, my master is the ancestor of Bodhi." Sun Wu blanked his eyes.
Long Aotian then remembered that he hadn't finished the plot yet.
"I don't have time to explain, how can I get you out?"
"Are you really trying to save me?" Sun Wukong's eyes flashed with light, and he seemed to see hope.
"You don't recognize me, I'm a god." Long Aotian took off Tang Seng's hat, revealing his bald head.
Sun Wukong felt very familiar, wasn't this the benefactor he met in Huaguo Mountain!
"Benefactor, it's you, your head ......"
"I don't have time to explain, how can I get you out?" Long Aotian was also a little anxious when he saw that the guy from the mountain god had climbed up along the cliff with a steel fork.
At such a critical moment, there is no time to discuss baldness.
"Do you see that peak in the Five Finger Mountains? There's a sigil on the second knuckle, and you just have to take it off. ”
Bite! Save Monkey King's Sun Wukong and remove the seal before being killed by the mountain god.
When the system prompt sounded, Long Aotian saw a golden light flashing on the peak of Wuzhi Mountain, which should be the place where the rune was sealed.
At this time, the mountain god had already climbed up, brandishing a huge steel fork and smashing it down.
Long Aotian turned on the Ghost Shadow Trace Skill and dodged dangerously.
Looking down from the top of the mountain, you don't think the mountain god is anything, but when you really get to him, you will realize how terrifying he is.
It is five or six meters high, and the steel fork in his hand is as high as a three-story building. The textures shimmer with the light of fire, full of explosive power.
When the steel fork smashed down just now, the mountain collapsed and the ground cracked, the ground shook, and the white horse was directly slapped into meat by him, and the entire Wuzhi Mountain trembled.
When designing this quest, the designer would definitely not let the player take on the boss alone. What they asked was for the player to go to Wuzhi Mountain to remove the seal, and then cooperate with Sun Wukong to kill it.
Seeing that this boss was so perverted, Long Aotian had already turned on his acceleration skills and ran towards the task point.
The mountain god followed, and the speed was also extremely fast, even faster than after Long Aotian opened the acceleration.