sat mar 04 08:00:00 cst 2017

No one wants to be exposed. The book fun house () especially the privacy of the body.

Imagine that you are walking down the street without inviting anyone and you are confronted by your attending physician, and he says to you, "Ah, isn't this Mr. Ding Dingxiao?" Or, "Isn't this a fox lady?" ”

I'm afraid that anyone will have the urge to hit someone.

And the hidden disease of the mink is more private than ordinary people.

"You should apologize to her." Qin Bei walked up to the doctor and said unhappily.

"Huh? Who are you? Why should I apologize? The doctor said, holding his head high.

"Apologies!" Qin Bei said sharply.

"Hey, there's something wrong with you, right? Am I wrong? She's just sexually vigorous, isn't that right? It's your problem that you can't satisfy her, and you are not allowed to say it? The doctor said disdainfully.

Syllable!

Qin Bei slapped the diagnosis table and looked at the doctor coldly.

"You shouldn't expose the patient's privacy." Qin Bei said: "You owe her an apology. ”

"Cut ......" the doctor said disdainfully: "That's my ability, you can expose me if you have the ability!" Get out of the way, don't bother me to diagnose the patient. ”

Whoa—

Originally, there were two or three patients who were waiting for the doctor's diagnosis, and as if they were hiding from the plague, they went to the other doctors.

Who would dare to let him see it? I'll shout out my privacy to you, how embarrassing?!

"Okay." Qin Bei nodded, "Your abacus is wrong, in fact, I am also a doctor." I see that the wings of your nose are round, and the bridge of your nose seems to be there and there - the thing in your crotch is no more than three centimeters long! ”

"Rub - how are you scolding?!" The doctor said angrily.

"You have at least two feminine perfumes, and those two feminine perfumes are mixed with no less than four men's sweat smells - you called chicken yesterday!"

"You!!"

"Three-centimeter stuff is still called a chicken? I wonder if you can cram it in? Do you want to give you a place where you stabbed that film?! ”

"You, you, you......"

"What are you? You are allowed to expose other people's privacy, and I am not allowed to expose your shortcomings? ”

"I, I, I ......"

"What am I? Am I wrong about something? Do you have a feeling that we should find another witness and find a ruler to measure on the spot? ”

The crowd of onlookers applauded, "Test it!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Relieve gas! The mink laughed.

Behind the counter not far away, Gu Miaomiao also pursed the corners of her mouth and smiled.

- Although Brother Qin Bei said a few nonsense, he is really powerful!

"Do you dare?" Qin Bei asked condescendingly.

The doctor wiped two handfuls of cold sweat in succession, is this young man really a doctor? Can you see so many problems by looking at your nose? But that's true!

"There is one more reason why you must apologize." Qin Bei looked around at everyone and said, "Your diagnosis of the little mink is fundamentally wrong!" Quack! What reason do you have not to apologize?! ”

"Impossible!" The doctor loudly argued, "I couldn't have misdiagnosed!" ”

Qin Bei said with a smile: "The little mink is just a heat in the uterus, and the flush belt is damaged-the symptoms of the eight veins of the Qi meridian, except for me, it is difficult for non-thirty or fifty-year-old Chinese medicine practitioners to identify." Do you have a job that you don't know if you have been a quack doctor for three or five years, and you also want to diagnose the symptoms of the strange menstrual syndrome? Who gave you such guts?! ”

"Rub!" Not far away, a seventy or eighty-year-old Chinese medicine doctor stood up when he heard this, held his glasses, and beckoned: "That girl, you come, I'll give you a pulse." ”

There are many types of syndrome differentiation in traditional Chinese medicine. The dialectic of viscera, the dialectic of yin and yang, the dialectic of qi and blood, the dialectic of the five elements, and many other categories.

These are all compulsory courses taught in formal TCM schools, and a qualified TCM practitioner should be mastered in detail.

But the dialectic of the eight veins of the Qi Jing - Qin Bei is right, without thirty or fifty years of skills, he can't understand it at all, it takes years of experience to accumulate and summarize, and it can only be understood, and it is difficult to say.

The patients were a little stunned, and they couldn't care about seeing a doctor and taking medicine, and watched the old Chinese medicine doctor take the pulse of the little mink one by one.

"Hiss......" After a long time, the old Chinese medicine doctor gasped, and the little mink asked anxiously, "Doctor, how am I?" ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor nodded and said: "That young man is right, you are a uterine with heat, and the flush belt is damaged - the old man asked you, your first menstrual experience, but you are fourteen years old?" ”

The mink nodded.

"But there was an accident that fell overboard?"

The mink nodded again.

"After falling into the water, she also slept on a hot kang head, and she had a nosebleed the next day." Qin Bei interjected.

The little mink was shocked: "Brother-in-law, how do you know?" ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor was also stunned, he thought that these two people were relatives, listening to this girl's words, it was clear that he had never talked to him, could it be that this young man really saw it from the pulse performance?

Qin Beidao: "Pulse." ”

"Hiss-"

Everyone gasped and was extremely surprised, and the old Chinese medicine doctor helped his glasses again and said, "Young man, do you have a cure?" ”

Seeing the magic of what the old Chinese medicine doctor said, Xiao Mink put the Chinese medicine he had just bought in front of him, and by the way, he also sent the prescription prescribed by Qin Bei.

"Pingchong suppressed soup?" The old Chinese medicine doctor said in surprise: "This prescription is recorded in Danxi Heart Method, there is only a prescription, no dose, it is rumored to be the only Shuangjun prescription from Zhang Danxi, where did you get it?" ”

Traditional Chinese medicine prescription medicine, pay attention to a monarch and minister, the vast majority of prescriptions, there is and can only have one taste of the king's medicine, there are no two days, the people have no two kings. The dosage is the largest, and the effect is the heaviest.

Zhang Danxi's prescription for Pingchong and inhibiting soup is two kinds of medicines, because the specific amount of prescription has not been handed down, even people who know this recipe can't tell the difference between the combination of drugs - it is equivalent to a waste prescription, and no one dares to use it.

Qin Bei smiled and didn't answer, the old Chinese medicine doctor seemed to understand something, and said: "Can you give me this prescription - no, no, I am willing to pay 10,000 yuan to buy this prescription, I don't know if it can?" ”

His lips trembled, his hands clenched the prescription tightly, and he kept shaking. There was anticipation in his eyes.

"Do you want to say that this prescription is right first?" Qin Bei asked.

The old Chinese medicine doctor said: "Of course, it is symptomatic, take it according to this prescription, and you can be cured in half a month!" ”

"It's kind of knowledgeable. I've sent you. What kind of money do you want? Qin Beida said generously.

The old Chinese medicine doctor said excitedly: "How can this be made? I'm ......"

He shuddered and took out all the money in his pocket, "It's only more than five hundred...... You give me an account number, and I'll call you the money. Such a valuable recipe, if you don't take money, I don't dare to ask for it. ”

Qin Bei pinched out five hundred pieces and said, "These are enough—if you are verbose, this recipe will be returned to me." ”

The old Chinese medicine doctor glared and protected Fang Zi in his arms, and ran out.

"Doctor Gao, it's not time to get off work yet......

"The old man has resigned!"

“……”

The doctor who preached the mink's privacy trembled and was shocked.

He had heard of the name of Danxi Shuangjunfang, and he had also heard of the dialectic of the eight veins of the Qi Jing,—— but unfortunately he couldn't.

"I can cure your hidden disease—do you believe it?" Qin Bei walked in front of him with a grin.

The doctor nodded vigorously: "Letter!" Letter! He seemed to suddenly understand something, turned his head and bowed deeply to the little mink, and said: "Miss Hu, I apologize, I admit that I am a quack, I not only gave a wrong diagnosis of your condition, but also publicized your condition based on a wrong diagnosis - it is me who is wrong, I should die!" ”

He slapped himself in both mouths. It's really not small, with five finger prints on both sides of the face.

Compared with the hidden disease that can cure the short Ding Ding, the two slaps and an apology are really nothing.

"Hmph." The little mink was full of energy, and said coldly, "Did you hear that?" He admits that he is a quack. ”

"Yes, I'm a quack."

There was a burst of boos from the crowd.

Qin Bei walked to Gu Miaomiao's side and took out two hundred yuan: "I said I would pay you back twice." ”

Gu Miaomiao waved her hand again and again: "Brother Qin, don't worry about it." "He's a lifesaver for himself.

"Take it." Qin Bei said undoubtedly: "If you still recognize me as an elder brother." ”

Gu Miaomiao took it over.

Qin Bei said goodbye to her. Leave the big pharmacy with the mink.

The doctor chased after him from behind: "Divine doctor! Didn't you say it would cure my hidden disease? - I apologize too. ”

"What's wrong with you?" Qin Bei said in a big voice.

The doctor said, "My thing is less than three centimeters." ”

Qin Bei thought for a while and said, "Ao, that's right, yes, I said that I can cure it." ”

The doctor was overjoyed: "When will you treat me?" ”

Qin Beidao: "I just said that I can cure it." Did I say I was going to cure you? ”

"Mink, let's go."

"Well, brother-in-law, you're handsome!" The mink's eyes are full of stars.

"Three centimeters!" "Quack!" "Phew! I had him see a doctor before, but he was a quack doctor and regretted his death. ”

The patients in the pharmacy gave them disdainful looks.

The incident alarmed the store manager, who walked up to the doctor and said, "Come, let's settle this month's salary." ”

"It's only the beginning of the month!" The doctor said.

"I'll give you a full month's salary—you're fine, where are you going?"

“……”

The greenskin sneakily poked his head out and retracted his head.

"Sister! It's that sassy fox! It's definitely her! ”

A middle-aged woman with a round figure and a tall woman lying on one side slapped the mouth of another man next to Qingpi: "You have the ability, right?" Bao Xiaosan also bought a house, right? You don't have to open the house for three days, right? ”

"Wife, I was wrong, you also took back the house, and you also beat people, so don't make a big fuss." The man begged for mercy.

"It's a big deal?! Am I making it bigger, or are you an old man making it bigger? I won't strip her naked today to make a small movie, my mother has your surname! ”

The man snorted and did not speak.

"What's the distress? Call that sassy fox and tell her to get over! ”

"I ......"

"Do you want to fight? Don't beat him, Qingpi, beat him for me! ”

Qingpi carried a baseball bat and tapped his palm, and came over with a sneer. "Brother-in-law, it's not my brother I won't give you face, it's what you did that really hurt my sister's heart, don't blame me for being rude. Don't worry, I know how much effort I have to make—does Hou San know? I hit him with a stick and got a hernia from the foramen magnum. ”

"You...... Don't come here. The man staggered back two steps and fell to the ground.

"Call, do you want to call?" Qingpi sneered and waved the baseball bat in his hand.

The man dialed Mink's phone number.