When I pointed to the bulletin board and questioned the staff, my expression was broken, and my heart was even more broken than my expression.

The staff was a very delicate elf girl, and after seeing my hideous expression like a cat with its tail stepped on, she was so frightened that she clung to the interior wall and shivered.

I held on to the workbench, staring at the answer, but I couldn't wait for a single word from the frightened elf girl.

Just when I was about to give up on this girl and ask other girls about it, the back of my head suddenly hurt sharply, and there was a big force on the back of my head, and my head couldn't help but tilt forward.

"Who hit me in the back of the head?" I asked, turning my head.

I saw Cagalli rubbing her wrists, with a fierce expression, and said, "It's me." ”

I immediately softened: "It's you, hey, does your hand hurt, do you want me to rub it for you?" ”

Cagalli pulled me away and said to the trembling elf girl: "I'm sorry, although this person looks quite fierce, but in fact he is still very gentle, but occasionally prone to illness, by the way, I want to ask you to help find out, who assigned us this task, oh, don't be careful, I just want to check it out and figure out what's going on, after all, you see, we're just a small guild, how can we have the ability to complete advanced tasks, someone must be mistaken, could it be because the names of the guilds are similar, It was supposed to be a task for other guilds, but it ended up being assigned to us. ”

The delicate elf girl finally had some courage when she saw Cagalli's kind big sister, but she was still trembling.

After nearly five minutes of inquiry, she affirmed, "This quest is definitely assigned to the Dreadnought Guild, and the initiator is Ms. Cuika. ”

"Lady Cuika?"

Cagalli's first instinct when she heard the name was to turn her head and glare at me.

Scare? What are you doing here?

I had a question mark on my face, somehow.

Cagalli walked over, bent her left arm, grabbed me under her armpit, stuck my neck, clenched her right hand into a fist, pressed against my skull, and turned vigorously: "Say, are you messing with flowers and grass outside again?" ”

"Wronged, my lord," I cried out: "Since I came back, except for the two empresses, I have never met any woman alone, I am telling the truth, every sentence is from the heart, every word is from the sincerity, you have to believe me!" ”

As I said this, I felt Cagalli mutter tighter around my neck, no, my neck didn't get tighter, but it suddenly became difficult to breathe.

His eyes moved down slightly, and he suddenly realized that he was ...... Well, since it's covered, there's no way around it, anyway, my strength isn't as strong as Cagalli's.

Thinking so, I looked contented and enjoyed the punishment that was both painful and blissful.

"Brother Xiao Yi, your expression is so weird, so disgusting!"

On the side, Lily shuddered.

Across from her, Lizzy stared at me with the same trembling eyes.

The two little Lori were so frightened that they hugged each other tightly at the same time, and their eyes were mixed with fear and disgust at the same time.

Just as I was about to ignore Lori's horror and disgust and continue to enjoy the short beautiful punishment, Cagalli suddenly let go of her arm, and I was caught off guard and fell to the ground with a pop.

This sound attracted the attention of countless elves around.

Lying on the ground, my mind was thinking at a speed of tens of thousands of Mach per second, and in just a tenth of a second, I came up with a countermeasure to relieve the embarrassment - lying on the ground, I immediately stretched out my arms, and kept bending and undulating, with each bend of my arms, I would shout a number: 1, 2, 3, 4......

Yes, I came up with a way to relieve embarrassment, a sport called push-ups.

After ten push-ups in a row, I jumped up out of thin air with both arms, then clapped my hands and said to myself: "This is a push-up, the movement is precise, the strength is just right, very good, full marks." ”

As I spoke, I subconsciously turned my head to look around, and found that the elves around me no longer looked at me.

"Very good, very natural," I said with satisfaction.

I was about to turn my head to ask Cagalli about the assignment on the bulletin board, when I suddenly noticed that the family members who had gathered around me were standing far away from me for some reason, with an expression of 'I don't know him'.

"Hey, I said you, why are you so far away from me?" I looked puzzled and approached them, but I didn't expect that the latter would always keep a certain distance from me, and refused to talk to me alive or dead, even the phoenix, which had always been sticky to me, took little Remy to hide from me from afar.

There is also Bai Yunying, this girl is holding a pillow, looking sleepy, but once I get a little closer, she will immediately move away from me a few steps, how close I get, how far she moves, in short, at this moment, I experience the indifference of the world.

Hey, sad, I'm such a wise and martial honorary president of the Fearless Guild, but I was rejected by many companions, I failed so much, I have no shame to face again...... By the way, I don't have a fellow countryman, forget it, I'm not alive anymore!

Thinking of this, I walked over to the wall on the guild side and slammed my head against the wall.

After a while, a staff member came over and persuaded me, "Elder, please don't hit the wall again." ”

"Leave me alone," I cried, "I don't want to live anymore!" ”

"I understand your determination not to live, but please stop hitting the wall, after all, the wall is innocent, you see, in just a minute, it has already cracked, this is a wall built with the taxes paid by the people, once you destroy it, it will cost more taxes to repair, as an elder, shouldn't you save the country's economic expenses?"

Her preaching made me dizzy to hear, okay, I won't hit the wall, I'll wipe my neck.

After thinking about it, I was going to kill myself with the knife, and as soon as I touched the scabbard, the voice of the big lady was shy: "Stinky boy, don't waste your efforts in vain, you can't kill yourself at all, don't talk too much about me, even if you dig out your heart, or cut off half of your neck, it won't take long for it to return to the same as before, if you really want to die, give you two a choice, one is to find someone to cut off your head in one go, you have no head, it is estimated that you will not grow a body again, and the other is to commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river, without oxygen, you will die eighty percent, After all, you still need to breathe, but I prefer the former, so at least you can die happily, and as for the latter, if you really don't die, then you will suffer in vain. ”

"Well, you have a point," I nodded, "and who do I ask to look at my head?" ”

"Just find someone, but you have to have superb knife skills, otherwise you will still have half of your head connected to the knife, and how many children will be scared to cry in that scene!"

(End of chapter)