Chapter 142: Telling Jokes

Well, Wakaba is speechless, because no matter what you say, you will be blocked back by this sentence. However, Wakaba also has his own fun, that is, Ah Q spirit, he lowered his head, and was fantasizing, taking off Cilantro's pants and spanking him hard with his hand, thinking about it, he was really in a much better mood.

"Miss Ben is in a bad mood."

Ruoye raised his head, glanced at it, and lowered his head again, everyone knows that you are in a bad mood, and for a person who is in a bad mood and unreasonable, it is undoubtedly a lot of mistakes.

"So, you're responsible for making Miss Ben happy."

"Why?" Nima, it's really unreasonable.

"Because, you are my father's subordinate, if you don't make Miss Ben happy, I will go and tell my father that you raped me." Coriander said viciously, undoubtedly, under normal circumstances, she would not make such extreme jokes, and now she is mad at his father, it is estimated that in order to anger his father, she really dares to do this.

When Wakaba heard this, he said in his heart, I grass your mother. Don't you want Lao Tzu's life, who is Tuan Zang, he doesn't know yet, he will be retribution, if anyone rapes his daughter, it will definitely be divided into five horses, and the corpse will be broken into thousands of pieces.

"Hey, beauty, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, you'll die."

"Since you know, then you can tell a joke to listen to it, Miss Ben listens to it, and is in a good mood, so I will spare you."

"But I, I don't know how to tell jokes."

"Liar, didn't you just say it very well."

Ruoye scolded secretly in his heart, you are a claireye, you can hear it from such a distance. Wakaba can only consider himself unlucky, and he vows not to meddle in his affairs again.

"Hurry up. Said that Miss Ben was in a bad mood. ”

"One day a man lay naked in the grass to rest. Suddenly, a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5..." This man is very cool. The next day, still sleeping naked, a mushroom-picking bear came: "One, two, three, four, five, five... 6, 7, 8 ......"

"Haha." After Wakaba finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.

"Isn't it funny? It's not funny at all. Cilantro looked unhappy.

Ruoye is right to think about it, this girl is still too young to know about men and women. Wakaba couldn't explain it clearly.

"Otherwise, you should remember first, and when you are sixteen, you will be listening, and you will be allowed to laugh."

"You're lying, aren't you?" Cilantro held her chin and looked incredulous.

"Coriander." At this moment, the voice of a little ghost sounded, and Wakaba was relieved.

"Half, you're here, oh, he's my father's subordinate, in charge of my safety." Coriander looked at Uchiha with a wary look on her face, and hurriedly explained.

"Miss, then I'll go first, Half-Young Master Uchiha, please wait to send my young lady home." As soon as Wakaba saw that Coriander was in such a hurry to explain, she knew that the Uchiha was stingy and Coriander was so nervous, which proved that she was conscious of this guy.

At such a late hour, the Uchiha was still reluctant to come out, obviously with a lot of feelings for coriander. The Uchiha family's door rules are absolutely strict.

"I just heard a joke that goes like this-"

"Haha-" The Uchiha half-laughed from there.

"Is it that funny?"

"Whoever told you, I'm going to kill him."

Ruoye said in his heart, I grass your mother, there is a kind of don't laugh, you laugh, you still want to kill Lao Tzu, slut! Wakaba knew that the guy was angry, but he avoided the coriander, and Wakaba was relieved.

He walked back a little tiredly, at this time, he saw a figure sitting under the street lamp, this is the road he must pass, vaguely looked at the past, not Mao Yue Youxi, he was ready, no matter who it was, he didn't care.

He walked in and saw that Nima was a sunset. She held her chin and looked melancholy, although she didn't cry, but it was more ugly than crying. Although it makes people feel a little distressed to watch, Wakaba is still not ready to care.

Gray lights are blind, lonely men and widows, if something happens, it's not good, Tsunade Ji doesn't look like a vinegar jar now, but she definitely has a big temper.

"Wakaba." Sunset felt very aggrieved, such an obvious place, it was impossible for Wakaye not to see it, he chose to ignore himself.

"Oh, Sunset, why don't you go home so late?" Wakaba felt a little sore.

"I'm in a bad mood, my uncle died." Sunset lowered her head, as if to cry.

Ruoye didn't want to pay attention to it, but his feet were a little unable to move, although he was not a good person, but the dead were the greatest, and he had always respected the dead.

Wakaba knew that Sunset was in a bad mood now, and if she left so ruthlessly, it would be really cruel to her. Wakaba sat down against her, but a seat away.

"My uncle loves me the most, woo-" Yuri finally couldn't hold back, turned around and wanted to lean on Wakaba, but now separated by a body, she moved her body, trying to lean over, Wakaba moved away again.

Yuki didn't go any further, she knew what Wakaba's consciousness was. She held her face in her hands and continued to cry. There are only ten elite ninjas, but one of them is from the Sunset family, which shows how much the family was trusted by the Hokage in the past.

"Rub." Wakaba tore a piece of cloth and handed it over.

"Thank you."

"Hurry home, it's cold outside." Wakaba thought about coaxing this guy home quickly. Under this light, it was too eye-catching, and he felt that Sunset Rose was probably waiting for him on purpose.

Although he had guessed, but the sunset rose and Utsuki Yuki were different, so although Wakaba had guessed, he always felt that he was stinky and beautiful, and now it seems that maybe it is not like that. This guy knows how to suppress, but after losing his uncle, he can't bear it.

"That, Wakaba."

"Hmm."

"Are we friends?"

"Well, I don't think so." Wakaba smiled bitterly. Friends are not friends, if they don't have a heart, they are not friends. He's never had a heart-to-heart with Sunset.

Sunset lowered her head and sobbed for a moment, then raised her head.

"You haven't washed your clothes in a few days?" Sunset roserose took the cloth and asked.

"I wash it every day, the quality is not good, it should be the smell of disinfectant powder."

Sunset roserose glanced at Wakaba with some suspicion, but her heart was indeed cold, she would ask that, and naturally felt that even if there was no such relationship, the two of them were also friends.

When Wakaba said this, she felt very aggrieved, and she wanted to refute it, but when she remembered that she got along with Wakaba, it seemed that she had never given him a good look.

"I'm in a bad mood."

"Well, I know, you go back, sleep with your head covered, and it will be much better to wake up tomorrow."

"No, since you've met me here, you're obligated to make me amuse." Sunset quibbled. Wakaba is really speechless, what's wrong today, everyone has to make them happy by themselves? When did he become Chaplin? When did he become Zhou Libo?

"I don't know how to make girls happy."

"Well, tell me a joke."

Ruoye said Cao Nima in his heart, and told jokes, endlessly, simply, carried this girl into the grass, and did it, just in Tsunade Jina, provoked a lot of anger. ()

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