Ding dong...... Ding dong......

When the clock struck midnight, some were already asleep, others went in high spirits, their eyes staring at the Union ticket machine without blinking.

Because the league officially released the news, there are a lot of people who want to watch tonight's game, and if you don't buy tickets when the ticket sales are open, you won't be able to buy them in the future.

Ding dong!

The system prompts: "Mecha Championship ticket sales are open, and the remaining votes are 930,000!"

A fan of He Jingzhen clicked to buy and grabbed two, which is also the maximum amount that can be purchased by each account.

He sent a message to the circle of friends: "I bought the ticket, I feel great!"

A group of friends left a message in the back. "Grass, why can you buy it, when I bought it, I said I couldn't buy it."

"Damn, one minute after the ticket sales are opened, a million tickets will be gone!"

"GRD Alliance, why are only so few people allowed in the scene, are you doing hunger marketing?"

"Let's go! Let's go to the official website of the alliance and make a fuss! ”

Soon, a group of friends logged on to the official website of the alliance and found that this place had long been occupied by the rest of the players.

"To be honest, did your alliance keep the tickets, Lao Tzu pressed to buy at 0:01, and the system actually prompted me that I was sold out!"

"a monster, I didn't buy a ticket at 0:57!"

"Hahahaha, I bought a ticket in fifty-six seconds, and the number of votes displayed by the system at that time was 1412!"

"Damn, drag the upstairs out and hang it!"

Then, the alliance also came out with a moth and launched a special question.

"Please leave a message for players who bought tickets, who are you buying tickets for!" 》

"Flare! I want to see how he was killed! ”

"Flare! Iron powder! ”

"Flare! I'm curious about how he's going to pretend to be B this time, and whether he'll end up with another sentence after the fight without taking off his pants. ”

"Nuclear submarines! I want to see who can pretend better, him or Flare! ”

"Neutron Star, I think he can win the first place in the Zeus class!"

"Flare ......"

It took more than an hour, and more than 800,000 viewers left messages, of which more than 300,000 messages were sent to He Jingzhen, which was basically divided into three waves.

The first is to see him beaten!

The second type, iron powder!

The third one, I just want to see him pretend to be b!

At this time, the fans of the rest of the contestants began to curse the street.

"Made, a group of SB, that mechanic is a clown, and he has the ability to fight the Zeus!"

"More fun than fun!"

"Brain-dead, spend 1,000 star coins to buy tickets for a clown!"

“……”

But who cares about them, anyway, I have a ticket, so I will envy you to death by posting tickets.

In this way, a group of people ran to He Jingzhen's profession to scold, and the number of comments was as high as 3.31 million.

"Knock Knock"

The familiar knocking sound sounded, He opened the door, Song Zijin walked into his room with the light curtain open, sat on the edge of the bed and said excitedly: "Xiao Zhen, look, you have been scolded miserably!"

He Jingzhen felt that there was nothing to love.

What kind of girlfriend is this (it's really not a kiss), I'm scolded miserably, you're still excited, are you an angel sent by God, or a devil sent by God.

He Jingzhen carried her to the bed and lay down, and then understood what had happened little by little.

Ya, you don't scold those people who posted tickets, they came to scold me, you really think I'm a vegetarian.

I can't bear it, I can't bear it.

He Jingzhen entered his own page, and this time replied with the flare name on his page.

"Hey, are you from the biochemical army, the virus has not been studied and understood, and you have turned yourself into a virus, or syphilis."

“……”

"And you, the one who scolded me the most, I only saw you yesterday.

You walked in a very painful way, and when you were cremated, you cheated on your body, and you kept shouting that you were not dead, and finally you were tied up with iron chains and burned out.

The fire was very strong, it creaked, it burned for three days and three nights, the family members were very strong, none of them cried, and one couldn't help laughing.

Last night it was very windy, and the car overturned on the way to transport the ashes, and the urn was broken, and I was just about to pick up some ashes, when a sprinkler truck happened to pass by, and a cheerful music was playing in the car, and I remember one of the lyrics very clearly - people today, really happy! ”

“……”

"You, you, you, you scold me for being brain-dead, idiot, I want to see which of us is an idiot.

Here are three questions for elementary school students, and if you can do it, I will admit that you are not brain-dead.

In the first question, write a multiplication equation according to the rhythm.

Ding, ding, ding

Ahh

Woo woo, woo woo,

Meow, meow

The second question, there are 75 cows and 34 sheep in a boat, how old is the captain!

The third question is how to turn the pentagon in the following picture into two triangles by drawing only one line. (Hand drawn pentagonal)

Come on, show your IQ, I'll wait for you! ”

“……”

"Your uncle, my body is ugly, I see you are ugly, just like you, the photo can be hung on the door to ward off evil spirits, and hanging on the head of the bed can prevent pregnancy."

Burst!

Song Zijin didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha, this is funny, this is funny, you are too damaged."

He shrugged and said, "Who let them scold me, and I didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone, why should I scold me."

Suddenly, He Jingzhen found that the speed at which everyone posted comments slowed down, and then slowly disappeared.

Song Zijin: "It's strange, why is there no sound all of a sudden."

He was also puzzled.

He asked, "What about trolls?" What about double spray? Where have you all been? ”

One of the iron fans came out and said: "Lao Tie, what kind of questions are you doing, Ding Ding Ding, I will Ding Ding your uncle." How old is the captain? Wori, God knows how old he is! And that pentagon, no matter how Nima draws, it can't be turned into two triangles. ”

He was stunned by the waterfall sweat, what kind of trolls are these, scolding and scolding and running to study the topic.

He Jingzhen looked for the comments he posted, and unknowingly posted more than 100 of them, all of which were all kinds of jokes and scolding.

"Hey, I've finally found it!"

The number of comments has exceeded 100,000.

"What a bad topic Made, this is definitely not a question for elementary school students."

"Please tell the captain how old he is!"

"How did that pentagon become two triangles, it's not scientific!"

"I just want to ask the person who wrote the question, do you have the answer yourself!"

"What the hell is Ding Ding Ding in the first question? If the front one can be interpreted by the notes in the music, what about the meow in the back? ”

“……”

Song Zijin also saw these comments, and asked He Jingzhen curiously: "Are you serious about the question, or is it out of order?"

He was stunned: "Of course it's serious, how can it be messed up."

"Then why can't I read any of them?"

He Jingjing's eyes lit up and asked, "Do you want to know the answer?"

Song Zijin nodded.

He shook his hands and smiled even more happily. "Sister, it's okay to want to know the answer, but you have to exchange it for benefits!"

Boom!

Song Zijin smashed his pillow on He Jing's head, and said coquettishly: "Bad guy, you can sleep alone, ignore you, hum!"

After speaking, Song Zijin got up and wanted to run.

But if you come and come, you can just go.

"Come here!"

He was stunned, and Song Zijin lay back on the bed. "Turn off the lights and go to sleep."

"Ah, where are you going to ......?"

“……”

"Oops, you lightened it, it hurt......"