Lao De and his wife, Kong De, the shopkeeper, and the basket and bucket seller were waiting for the village owner in front of the yatang. Lao De looked at the hall, turned his head to see his car, and said, "This car ······."

Lao De's daughter-in-law listened, glanced at her car, and asked, "Lao De, what's the matter?" ”

Lao De said: "Why don't you drag this car to our house?" ”

The old daughter-in-law looked at her and said, "You have to be supported." ”

Lao De said: "Why don't you let Kong De help me, you drag the car home, and then come back to help me?" ”

The old daughter-in-law listened and replied: "Why don't you find a place to sit first, and I'll drag the car home?" ”

Lao De looked around and saw the stone steps in front of the ya, and he said, "Why don't I go and sit on the steps for a while?" Then Lao De said: "Wait a while, wait for the village master to bring the tables and chairs, and then you will drag the car home if I sit on the chair?" ”

The old daughter-in-law replied: "Okay, wait for the tables, chairs and benches to be brought." ”

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The village lord asked the five people to wait, and he entered the yamen alone, and he entered the yamen to ask people to make tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones, which were used for the old Debi poem. There were officials in the yatang, but the village lord did not call them, and walked directly between them without looking. The village lord did not call them because they had to look at the yatang.

The officials on both sides saw that the village lord straightened up when they saw that the village lord had walked out of the yatang through the back door of the yatang, and they bent down again. The official had to stand in the hall all the time, and when he stood for a long time, he would be tired, and when he was tired, the official would like to bend over with a stick. When they see the village owner, or the village owner's wife, or the housekeeper, they will straighten up, and when they are gone, they will bend over with a stick, and stand as comfortable as they want.

The village lord came to the courtyard, took a look, and saw that his wife was drying clothes there, he said: "Just let the maid do the clothes, how can you do it yourself, madam?" ”

The wife of the village owner glanced at the village owner and asked, "What did you do?" ”

The village owner replied: "I didn't do anything, there are too many things in the village, so I went out to avoid it." ”

The village owner's wife asked, "Where did you go to avoid it?" ”

The village owner replied: "I will take refuge in the street." ”

"On the street?" The village owner's wife asked, "How do you avoid this long time?" ”

The village owner replied: "Since I am avoiding, what am I going out to do when the time is short?" ”

When the village owner's wife heard this, she asked, "Then why did you come back again?" ”

The village owner laughed again: "In addition to avoiding it, I also went to find Lao De, and found Lao De to compare poems with him, and then I encountered a lot of things on the street, so I delayed a lot of time." ”

The village owner's wife listened and asked, "Are you going to find Lao De?" Why didn't you just say it? ”

The village lord replied: "Didn't that tell you? ”

The village owner's wife said, "I asked why you didn't say it just now?" ”

The village lord replied: "Just now, just now." Madam, don't be surprised, Lao De is in front of the village office, he wants to compare poems with me, and I will ask someone to get tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones. ”

The village owner's wife asked loudly, "I asked why you didn't say it just now!" ”

Seeing that his wife was angry, the village owner said, "Madam." ”

The wife of the village lord ignored the village master, turned around and entered the house, and slammed the door shut. When the door was closed, I heard that all kinds of porcelain inside were broken.

Somehow, the village owner told him about going to Lao De at the beginning? The village owner listened to the sound of all kinds of things being smashed in the house, and he was very remorseful, and he regretted: "Lao De is in front of the village office, why didn't I tell my wife?" ”

The village lord said in his heart: "It's too bad now, I talked too much to those people, and I forgot to talk to my wife for a while?" ”

The village lord panicked and walked towards the place where he and his wife lived, and when he came to the door, he said, "Madame? Madam? I only heard the wife of the village owner shouting: "Divorce! Don't get over! ”

The village lord replied: "Madam, I was wrong, shall I kneel for the night tonight?" ”

I only heard the village owner's wife shouting inside: "Kneel down for me now!" ”

The village lord looked back at the soldiers, and he was not ashamed, so he knelt down with a plop. The village lord replied, "Madam, I knelt down? ”

When the village owner's wife heard this, she smashed the things in her hand on the ground, went to the bed and grabbed the pillow quilt, walked quickly to the door and pulled open the door, smashed the quilt pillow on the village owner's face, and shouted: "You are not allowed to sleep in the house in the future!" After speaking, the village lord's wife slammed the door shut.

"Ma'am." The village owner was smashed and caught the quilt pillow.

Lao De, they are still waiting in front of the village office. The village lord knelt in front of the door, and after a while, said to himself, "What is this? Lao De is still waiting for me outside? ”

Lao De looked into the yatang, and didn't see the village master come out for a long time? He asked, "Why did the village owner get a table, chair and bench for so long?" ”

Lao De's daughter-in-law was also a little anxious, she said: "If people don't come out, the tables, chairs and benches should also come out, and I have to drag the car home?" ”

Lao De said: "What is the owner of this village doing? ”

There were a lot of people gathered in front of the yatang, and your voice seemed a little chaotic. They also heard someone shouting behind the yatang, but their attention was all in front of the yatang, and they didn't hear what the people behind the yatang were shouting.

Lao De didn't expect that the village owner couldn't take out the tables, chairs, pens, ink, paper, and inkstones in time, and they didn't pay attention to the yatang or behind the yatang, saying a few words to each other and standing there waiting, what did the people behind the yatang shout, and they didn't hear clearly?

Lao De asked, "What is the owner of this village doing?" I seem to hear someone shouting, like on the other side of West Street? ”

The old daughter-in-law said: "I sound like I'm in the village office? ”

At this time, the shopkeeper said, "I hear as if someone is smashing something?" Doesn't seem to have one? Didn't pay much attention. ”

When Lao De heard this, he listened with his ears open, but he heard nothing, and he said, "Nothing?" ”

The old daughter-in-law listened, but she didn't hear anything.

Those who learn to be a shopkeeper and sell baskets and barrels have also listened, but have they not heard anything?

Comte also listened, and there was no sound?

Lao De listened again and said, "Did you hear it wrong?" No sound at all? ”

They looked at each other, and the basket seller said, "There may be no sound at all." ”

The shopkeeper said, "I heard the sound of smashing bowls and vases." ”

Lao De said: "If there is a voice, go with him, when will the village owner come out?" Lao De said and looked into the yatang?

The shopkeeper, the basket and bucket seller, the old daughter-in-law, and Kong De, also looked in the yatang, I don't know when the village owner will come out?

The onlookers saw that there had been no movement in the yatang? One person said: "What kind of case, why is there no one in the yatang?" ”

Another person, looking at the five of them, said, "What the hell is going on, I still haven't figured it out?" ”

The one who spoke first looked back at the one who spoke later, and said, "If you know what is going on, someone from the yamen must come out." ”

Then he looked at him and said, "Why doesn't anyone come out of this yamen?" ”

He first spoke and looked at the yatang, and said, "What are the people of the yamen not discussing?" ”

Later, he said: "I heard that there are six people in total, and the village master went in alone?" ”

The one who spoke first looked at the yatang, and there were only the yamen in it, and no one else. He said, "When will the village master come out?" ”

Then he replied: "Where do I know this?" ”