Chapter 23: The Little Prince of the Wild Zone
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Wu Xiaolang chatted with a few people for a while, the class bell rang, the fat man Zhou Song went back to his seat, and Bai Chrysanthemum also rubbed his eyes and sat up straight.
Looking at the messy hair of the white chrysanthemum, Wu Xiaolang shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart that it was a pity that he had soft and shiny hair, why did he have a white chrysanthemum on his head.
"What are you looking at?"
Bai Chrysanthemum hooked the hair on her cheek to her ears with her hand, and when she saw Wu Xiaolang staring at her leisurely, she couldn't help but ask.
"Look at the beauty!"
It just so happened that Su Xue, the squad leader, passed by the window and entered the class through the front door, and Wu Xiaolang immediately shifted his attention to Su Xue.
Su Xue was also wearing a clean school uniform, with her cuffs tucked up to her elbows, holding a book, her little arms were white and slender, which was pleasing to the eye no matter how she looked at it.
"It's really beautiful......"
Even Bai Chrysanthemum looked at Su Xue with straight eyes.
The first class was a Chinese class, and not long after the class bell rang, Zhao Ling, the head teacher in professional clothes, walked into the classroom with a thick stack of test papers.
Seeing the head teacher holding the test paper, everyone in the class couldn't help but get nervous, it was just a monthly exam last week, and this test paper must be a monthly exam paper.
Other subjects are fine, if you don't do well in the Chinese test, then you will be waiting to be "abused" by the head teacher in the next month!
"Su Xue, distribute the test papers."
Zhao Ling handed the test paper to Su Xue, and then glanced at the class with a sneer, and the students in the class immediately bowed their heads and were silent.
Wu Xiaolang also lowered his head, he felt that Zhao Ling's eyes were particularly chilling when he looked at him, but he was not worried about not doing well in the language test, after all, he never forgot it, although the language focused on understanding and creating, but at least he would not lose points by filling in the blanks with pinyin typos and ancient poems in the front.
Su Xue divided the test paper into several parts and handed it to the leader of each group, and then she herself took a test paper and sent it out in the class, every boy would be shy when he received the test paper given by Su Xue, and then after seeing the score on the test paper, the shyness immediately turned into shame.
"Meng Yu."
Su Xue's sweet voice sounded in his ears, Wu Xiaolang couldn't help but raise his head, after the events in the morning, he was obviously familiar with Su Xue, but this time, he only glanced at Su Xue and didn't dare to look at her directly.
After all, he was still brazenly wearing Su Xue's clothes, Wu Xiaolang would be ashamed in addition to shame.
"Good test!"
Su Xue gently put the test paper on Wu Xiaolang's desktop, and then continued to hand out the test paper with a smile.
"Huh?"
After Su Xue left, Bai Chrysanthemum sniffed at Wu Xiaolang suspiciously, then dug her nose with her index finger and fell into deep thought.
"Everyone did well in the Chinese test this time."
Seeing that the test papers had been distributed, Zhao Ling, who had always been unfathomable on the podium, finally smiled.
"Especially Meng Yu, he has made great progress, and this time he tied for first place with Su Xue in our class."
Wu Xiaolang was also stunned when he saw the score on the test paper that was close to full score, learning is not just rote memorization, it is necessary to test the ability of comprehensive application, and he did not expect that he could score so many points.
Zhao Ling looked at Wu Xiaolang with satisfaction, and continued: "Meng Yu, come, tell you your thoughts and introduce the learning method. ”
Wu Xiaolang stood up indifferently, scratched his head and said, "There is no way to learn, it's just a good ...... for your training, head teacher."
"Hahaha......"
As soon as the words fell, the class immediately burst into laughter.
Zhao Ling also blushed slightly, cleared his throat and said, "Pay attention to the words, it is to teach and educate...... Okay, sit down, let's talk about the papers! ”
Zhao Ling looked at Meng Yu with an innocent face helplessly, and said in his heart that this kid was just a slip of the tongue.
In fact, Wu Xiaolang is a slip of the tongue, the fat white chrysanthemums around him are so dirty in life, and there are various connotation jokes on the Internet, everyone is very familiar with this kind of vocabulary, and he accidentally said it.
However, Zhao Ling assigned him a month's homework before, and in Wu Xiaolang's opinion, Zhao Ling was ......
"Boy, you're quite fat! Dare to tease the head teacher? ”
After sitting down, Bai Chrysanthemum snickered at Wu Xiaolang with a lewd face, and the fat man and others behind him probably also admired Wu Xiaolang.
Wu Xiaolang glanced at Bai Chrysanthemum, and said in his heart, I dare to tease the head teacher, I still take her every night!
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"In view of the fact that everyone has done well in all subjects in this monthly examination, I plan to officially promote a set of teaching methods." After finishing the test paper, Zhao Ling knocked his fingers on the podium and arranged: "In the past few days, I will formally divide the study group in the class according to a group of five, and in the future, each study group must complete the homework I assigned during the lunch break......
As soon as these words came out, the class suddenly wailed, such a ruthless head teacher, she had to deprive her of even the lunch break!
Zhao Ling looked at the shouting students and sneered: "You don't study on your own in the morning and evening, you have a lot of spare time after you go home at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, and you get up late in the morning." At this time of noon, none of you have a lunch break, and it's not all fun! ”
After that, the students were silent.
"Besides, I just took up part of your noon time to ask you to study, and if you dare to be disobedient, I will even assign homework when you go home!"
After some scare, seeing that the students were honest and had no complaints, the corners of Zhao Ling's ruddy mouth showed a satisfied smile: "Su Xue, you will divide the study group......
At noon, the soothing and lazy French chanson was playing on the radio, and the romance melted like a sugar in every corner of the school, and under the banyan tree by the playground, all the romance was destroyed by the thick nasal voice of the fat man shaking his head to the rhythm.
Wu Xiaolang, the fat man Bai Chrysanthemum, and Zhou Song sat on the steps together to play games as usual, but in addition to the four of them, there was also a thin monkey-like Sao Nian who was also sitting beside them, and he was also engrossed in playing the game.
This thin monkey is Zhou Song's horse boy in the class, Wang Xiaoming. After Zhou Song told him that he was going to take the five of him to play in the black ranks, he immediately came over in a hurry.
The newly updated version of the game has opened the five-player ranking mode, so Wu Xiaolang and they can finally team up and rank together.
However, they haven't told Wang Xiaoming that they want him to join the team for the time being, and they plan to call him over first to play games together and secretly observe him.
After all, they are all classmates in the same class, and if you invite him to join the team as soon as possible, it will be difficult to kick others if you find it inappropriate later...... This is the meaning of the fat man, the fat man's father is relying on the acquaintance of the world to create a big business, the fat man is somewhat genetic.
Wu Xiaolang is playing Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun, a hero, has been criticized in the last version for not having enough damage and being too chicken, so this version officially "strengthened" Zhao Yun's damage, the first and second skill CD is slightly shorter, and the ordinary attack will have additional damage after the use of a skill.
But for Wu Xiaolang, Zhao Yun was actually "cut", because the shuttle distance of a skill became shorter, very short! The second skill has also been reduced by a period of damage, and Zhao Yun can no longer play seven in and seven out on the battlefield like before, and kill all sides.
It is difficult for Zhao Yun's ultimate move to jump into the team battle one skill perfectly (others catch up in two steps)...... Zhao Yun was much weaker.
Zhao Yun already needs to test the sense of operation more than other heroes, and many people don't know how to play. Now it's more difficult for novices to play like this, but in all fairness, if you don't compare with the previous Zhao Yun, the current Zhao Yun is still strong, and he is still one of Wu Xiaolang's favorite heroes.
The fat man played Arthur, the white chrysanthemum played Miyamoto, Zhou Song played Gao Yuanli, and the thin monkey Wang Ming played the monkey.
With the rhythm of Miyamoto Monkey in the early stage, Zhao Yun of Wu Xiaolang can easily develop.
"Boss, do you take Lan or do I take it?"
In the game, Wang Xiaoming's monkey was playing blue, and when he saw Wu Xiaolang's Zhao Yun passing by, he asked hehe, and Wang Xiaoming followed Zhou Song to call Wu Xiaolang's boss.
Wang Xiaoming's game ID is called Lu Xiaosha.
"You monkey take it."
Seeing that Zhou Song's Gao was still supporting on the lower road, it was not easy for him to grab Lan Wu Xiaolang, who had been fighting for a long time.
"Come on, let's catch that Mulan together!" Lu Xiaosha went around to the grass next to the middle road and said to Wu Xiaolang.
"Don't get on!"
Wu Xiaolang shook his head and said, the opposite Mulan is so alone in the middle of the station, and the people on the opposite side of the minimap have disappeared except for Zhuang Zhou on the lower road, and after a little thought, you know that there must be an ambush behind Mulan, and Mulan must be used as a bait when she stands so far ahead!
"Don't get on it!"
Wu Xiaolang was directing Zhao Yun to wander around and wait for the white chrysanthemum fat man to support them, when Lu Xiaosha's monkey suddenly jumped out of the grass and knocked on Mulan with a stick!
Suddenly, Han Xin Lu Bu, the sable cicada on the opposite side, jumped out of the grass in one go, and with Mulan's backhand, Lu Xiaosha was instantly surrounded. Wu Xiaolang used a big move to save Lu Xiaosha but failed to save it, Lu Xiaosha's monkey was beaten to death, if it was not purified, Wu Xiaolang's Zhao Yun would not be able to come back.
"You're a hairy, that Mulan's clumsy acting skills when she returned to the city full of blood can also fool you?" The fat man complained to Lu Xiaosha, he sat next to Lu Xiaosha, and he could see clearly just now, as soon as the white light of the city was lit up on the blood-filled flower Mulan, Lu Xiaosha's monkey immediately rushed out.
Using the Great Return to the City Technique to lure the opponent to attack is the most common routine in Glory, which can fool Wu Xiaolang, the fat man, Bai Chrysanthemum, and Zhou Song are speechless.
"I just can't help but look at the back to the city on the other side......" Lu Xiaosha smiled embarrassedly.
The game continues, the five blacks are also ranked in the five blacks, and the opposite side is very strong and cooperative, and Wu Xiaolang's side has not had too many advantages.
"The monkey clears the line first and then fights the jungle!"
The turrets were pushed under our towers, and the monkeys were still fighting a monster next to the tower......
"Okay, okay! Kill this monster and go! ”
System Prompt: "Our Towers Have Been Destroyed!" ”
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"Monkeys come to their aid! There was blood on the other side! ”
"Okay, okay! My Papa Sappa is dying of blood! ”
"Isn't it okay to have half of the blood ......?"
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At the end of the game, Wu Xiaolang's side finally won, but it was a miserable victory, and they were all pushed to the high ground, if it weren't for the last wave of Wu Xiaolang Zhao Yun grabbed the big dragon buff, they would have lost.
"Hey, hey! I'm sorry, but I got the MVP again! ”
After the game, Lu Xiaosha shook his mobile phone, a little proud.
Wu Xiaolang and the fat man glanced at each other helplessly and smiled bitterly. After this product was overshadowed by Mulan, it began to be cowardly, all kinds of grabbing people's heads, all kinds of not joining the group, the score was good, but the data was too scum.
Zhou Song looked at a few people embarrassedly, after all, he found them.
"Brother Ming 666!"
"Brother Ming's technique, you can tell at a glance that he is the little prince of the wild area!"
Wu Xiaolang and the fat man immediately changed their expressions of excitement and praised Lu Xiaosha.
"How do you know my nickname is Little Prince of the Wild Zone? I'm usually very low-key ......" Lu Xiaosha thought that the two of them were patting him on the back, and he laughed very much.
"Oops! The wild area has been contracted by you, Brother Ming, and you are so handsome, of course, you know at a glance that you are the little prince of the wild area! Bai Chrysanthemum patted Lu Xiaosha's shoulder and boasted.
"What's the matter......" Lu Xiaosha grinned.
"Brother Ming, go back and rest, you must take us to fly again next time!" Zhou Song patted Lu Xiaosha's shoulder and signaled that he could go.
"Huh? This is not a fight? ”
"Don't fight ......"
"Oh!"
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After Lu Xiaosha left, Wu Xiaolang and the others fell into deep thought.
"What to do? The team is still missing one person. ”
"Then let's start with four people!" Wu Xiaolang turned his head to Zhou Song and said, "Next time, you bring another one over to try it......"
The fat man sighed, "What's going to happen next time?" Kill the gods on the road? Or the first Luban ...... in the national service"
The crowd was silent.
"Don't care about this for now, you can always find the right one if you look for it slowly, and if you can't do it, you can also train it slowly!" Bai Chrysanthemum's smart eyes turned to Wu Xiaolang, and continued: "The class is about to be divided into study groups, and the most important thing now is to find a way to get the class leader to divide the four of us into a group. ”
"Yes, yes, yes! The four of us must be in a group together... Learn! The fat man said thoughtfully, "Xiao Yu, you go and beg the squad leader!" ”
"Why me?"
Wu Xiaolang looked reluctant, today is Su Xue on duty in the broadcasting room, he is wearing Su Xue's clothes, he is really embarrassed to face Su Xue.
"Anyway, I'm not going, I will be weak when I see ......the squad leader," Zhou Song hurriedly waved his hand.
"I'm not going to ...... either," the fat man shook his head.
"Chrysanthemum, go ahead, you're all girls, and it's easy to talk."
Wu Xiaolang smiled at Bai Chrysanthemum.
"Cut, I'm not going, I saw the squad leader...... Bai Chrysanthemum lowered her head slightly, clasped her knees with her hands, and said a little shyly: "People will be nervous when they see the squad leader." ”
"You're nervous......"
Wu Xiaolang was embarrassed.
In the end, under the forced shirk of the three of them, Wu Xiaolang had no choice but to walk to the school radio room alone.