Chapter 755: It's Not Worth Visiting the Garden! (4th Update)
"Then you can teach me two songs!" Wei Xu said in disbelief, he had to listen before he could make a decision!
"Okay! Then you tell me, who do you want to scold? Scolding a man or a woman? Mo Ye immediately asked!
"Female! I'm going to scold her first! Wei Xu glanced at his ex-girlfriend resentfully: "This revenge must be avenged!" ”
"Look at it!" Mo Ye's eyes rolled, and he came up with a poem that was very suitable for this scene, took a piece of paper and wrote it on the paper and handed it to Wei Xu!
"Good poetry! Good poetry! Wei Xu's eyes lit up, even if he didn't understand poetry, he could see the subtleties!
As soon as he picked up the poem, he was going to read it!
"Wait! What's the hurry? Wait until the wedding starts! Mo Ye grabbed Wei Xu: "You go now, how many people can hear it?" Right! If you slap your face, you will be hit hard! ”
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Wei Xu nodded hurriedly, he was now completely convinced of Mo Ye!
"Take something, do you want me to show it?" Mo Xie raised his eyebrows and looked at Wei Xu's chest!
"Little thing, see the smile! I made this thing some time ago on a flash of inspiration, but it didn't work and had to be kept at home! Wei Xu took out a wooden crossbow from his arms!
Small Zhuge repeater!
It can't be fatal, but if you shoot it at close range, that person won't be able to fall well!
Mo Ye's eyes narrowed, he knew that this must be Ma Jun's 'credit', as for what reason Ma Jun taught Wei Xu Zhuge Repeater, he didn't know!
"How about this thing for me?" Mo Xie asked!
"Brother! That's not going to work! It's not that I'm stingy, it's that this thing is a controlled thing, it's a weapon! It's going to kill someone! You can't mess around, I'll take it back and destroy it in a moment! Wei Xu hurriedly waved his hand, for fear that something would happen to Mo Xie!
"Of course I do! How could I, a civilized person, use such a thing, right? I just have a brother, he's a hunter, and if I give him this, wouldn't it make his hunting easier? Mo Xie waved his hand and said, "However, since Brother Wei cherishes feathers, then I don't want it!" ”
When Wei Xu heard this, he had an embarrassed look on his face!
Oh, yes! People prevented themselves from taking revenge, and they gave themselves such good poems, how could they be people who danced knives and guns?
Now I don't seem to be reasonable!
"Don't! Brothers! Take it! Take it! Wei Xu hurriedly handed the Zhuge Repeater to Mo Ye: "It's me who is too worried!" Just remember not to hurt anyone! ”
"Don't worry!" Mo Xie nodded, and put away the Zhuge crossbow, this thing is a good thing, an ancient machine gun!
……
After a few drinks for the two, the wedding officially began!
The newlyweds obviously knew that Wei Xu was here, and often stared at Wei Xu from time to time, and the ridicule and ridicule were revealed!
"The wedding begins!" The emcee's shout immediately attracted everyone's attention!
People are looking at the two newcomers with blessings!
"Go ahead!" Mo Xie nudged Wei Xu!
"Goo-dong!" Wei Xu swallowed his saliva, although he was prepared in his heart, but at this time, he was still a little apprehensive in his heart!
In the end, he gritted his teeth and walked out!
"Wei Xu! What do you do first? When the bride and groom saw Wei Xu walk out, their faces immediately sank, is this Wei Xu really bold and ignores the rules?
The eyes of the people around were instantly attracted by Wei Xu, and some law enforcers even came over to blast Wei Xu away!
"How?" Wei Xu gritted his teeth, stiffened his neck and said, "I just want to give the two newlyweds a poem to bless it, is this the groom thinking that I will steal your limelight?" ”
The people around suddenly stopped!
Although this person's appearance is a little unruly, if it is just a blessing, it seems that they should not be rude!
The groom's face suddenly became ugly, but today was his big day, and he couldn't say anything, so he sneered: "Since Brother Wei has such a Yaxing, let's talk about it!" However, I remember that Brother Wei seems to be a technician! How about using less vulgar language? ”
He sneered in his heart, a technician still wants to recite poetry, is this preparing to compete with him in literature?
Is this guy really getting carried away?
This kind of thing can be done!
As soon as the groom's words came out, the people around him immediately began to talk about it!
When they heard the identity of Wei Xu's technician, they immediately laughed!
They can get to know the groom, although they are not all scholars, but they know a little about poetry!
Now a technician actually wants to recite poetry, how can they have good words?
"Technician? Why is there a technician here? Do you want to recite poetry again? ”
"What a joke! A technician can recite poetry? I'm afraid I didn't really come to make trouble! ”
"That is, the groom is magnificent, just let him speak a little less vulgar!"
"But forget it! Listen to it as a joke! ”
“……”
"You're good then!" Wei Xu's face was blue and white, and he gritted his teeth and recited the poem Mo Xie gave him just now!
"It's not worth the park"
"Pity the moss,"
"The small buckle firewood has not been opened for a long time."
"The garden is full of spring and can't be closed,"
"A sprig of red apricot came out of the wall."
As soon as this poem came out, the entire wedding scene gasped: "Hiss! ”
"Good poetry! What a poem! ”
Countless exclamations came one after another!
Many people here love literature, and when they hear such good poems, they can't help but start analyzing them!
"It's not worth visiting the garden, it's obviously not worth it in the literal sense, it's about not entering!"
"Yes! The first sentence said first, the love for spring, the love for the garden, even the moss can't bear to step on it! ”
"The second sentence is reversed, and that kind of disappointment is more and more supportive of the beauty of spring!"
"The really good ones are the last two sentences! There is no large-scale description, but the spring color of the garden is vividly outlined at once, which is really a good poem! ”
"Spring is a metaphor for this lively wedding, which is appropriate! It's time for it! ”
"It's worth the trip to hear such a good poem today!"
“……”
Everyone is in awe!
And at this time!
"That's not right! This poem is more than just an expression of love for spring! Suddenly, a man stood up, and his face was extremely excited, as if he had seen a treasure!
"It's Master Liu, and Master Liu is actually here!" Everyone exclaimed: "Master Liu is a famous scholar in our K1 area!" I heard that his scholar system is almost at the full level! Taishan Beidou in the scholarly world! ”
"Master, what do you think, please give me a lot of advice!" Of course, everyone would not let go of this opportunity to ask for advice, and hurriedly asked!
"These verses, on the surface, are expressions of affection, but they contain a sense of grief and indignation, don't you see?" Master Liu said directly!
And at this time, the faces of the bride and groom are green!
(End of chapter)