Shao Weijie, who came out of the probe in the cabin, witnessed the whole process of Ke** drilling out of the side of the aircraft, and then pressed our shiny protagonist Max to the ground and rubbed it in a few moves.

But Shao Weijie felt that the male protagonist should have experienced a beating, otherwise he would have floated after he had just obtained god-level equipment.

How can we achieve spiritual sublimation without experiencing physical friction?

Shao Weijie sighed in his heart, Max, it's not that I don't help you, I'm letting you experience the pain that you must go through on the road to growth, just like how can an eagle that has not experienced beating soar in the blue sky?

Thinking like this, Shao Weijie suddenly felt that his chivalrous image had become much taller.

"Oops!"

Shao Weijie was suddenly startled, who is that? Villain, don't use the knife if you fight.

Forget about moving the knife, what happens if you throw away the short one and pull out a handful more than half a meter long?

Seeing that Max was stabbed, he was powerless to resist, and Na Ke** pulled out a long knife and was ready to cut off the head of the male protagonist himself, it is estimated that the villain's salary was not negotiated at the beginning, and he wanted to be the protagonist himself.

That's not going to work, Max is still useful to himself.

Cutting his throat is his hobby, and blood can get him high. Ke** smiled evilly, excitedly raised the long knife, and was about to chop.

The splitting momentum was suddenly helped, and Ke** tried again, but now he couldn't even move his arm.

Ke** turned his head to look, only to see a white hand gripping his wrist tightly, in stark contrast to his own arm that has struggled in the harsh environment of the earth all year round.

This man definitely does not live on Earth!

But what does it matter, what he hates most is those guys who are on top.

Ke** punched straight to the door of this guy's face, and he could already imagine the brilliant appearance of this guy's face with scarlet.

Bang!

It's not the sound of a fist hitting the head, it's the sound of hitting an iron plate.

"Ahh

Shao Weijie looked at the upper right in a daze, and an iron plate with a fist print was obviously recessed.

This punch is really hard.

Then don't blame the buddy, and you're welcome.

Shao Weijie sighed in his heart, grabbed the iron plate with both hands, and hooked it down from the side...... plate, just hit the face of the gram.

directly hit the gram ** on a backflip of three hundred and six, lying on the ground and not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

"It's okay. Shao Weijie looked at Max with a brotherly expression.

Scooped Max's clothes up and looked at the wound. It's just a little bit of a good thing...... A small wound that does not stop bleeding more than ten centimeters.

Shao Weijie thought about it, and he didn't know that this foreigner had a different body structure from ours. But at this time, I can't manage so much, and if I don't help him stop the bleeding, it is estimated that Max will really have to get a boxed lunch.

With luck and fingers, Shao Weijie clicked on several acupoints on Max's body, which temporarily helped him stop the bleeding.

He made an OK gesture to Max to tell him that it was okay.

Max looked at this magical scene in a daze, and excitedly said words of thanks, but unfortunately Shao Weijie didn't understand it at all.

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......Fly the plane!

Shao Weijie gestured with both hands holding the steering wheel as he spoke, wanting Max to contact his boss to send someone to drive the villain's Raven machine. As a result, Max didn't understand it for a long time.

Ma Dan, I have encountered a communication barrier again.

Shao Weijie secretly vowed: When labor and management rule the world, the first thing is to use the world's brain data transmission technology to pass on the world's lingua franca to himself!

Didi!

A battered off-road vehicle approached from a distance with a staggering pace from side to side.

Max and the others immediately raised their guns vigilantly, and Shao Weijie waved his hand to say that he didn't care, he knew the car.

This broken car was obtained by Shao Weijie and them from a second-hand car dealer with a few pieces of body armor and respirators, not that they didn't want to change to a good car, but that the value of their whole body was enough to change this car!

Seeing his cute interpreter get out of the car, Shao Weijie was so moved that he was about to cry.

went up and hugged Qi Jiajia, and said with teary eyes: "You are here, I am almost crazy to communicate with their sand sculptures!"

Looking at Shao Weijie's aggrieved appearance, Qi Jiajia suddenly felt as if she was quite important, and she was about to push his hand in disgust but hesitated a little.

After a while, seeing that this guy still didn't let go, with a big face still buried in his arms, he took a few steps back impatiently and got out of Shao Weijie's range.

At this time, when I saw that there were no tears on Shao Weijie's face, there was only that idiot-like expression, how could I not know that this guy was actually playing tricks to rub oil.

She pouted, raised her legs, and was ready to go up and give the stinky rascal a kick.

Unexpectedly, Shao Weijie reacted quickly, dodged with a brisk step, and turned around and pulled Max over.

As if nothing had happened just now, he said with a straight face: "Comrade Xiao Qi, please translate for this Max friend, if he still wants to go to Elysium, let his boss arrange for a plane to come over!"

Qi Jiajia threw Shao Weijie with a roll of the eyes, turned her head to look at Max, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she said in surprise: "Max, your illness has been cured?"

Max smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Thank you Madam for your relationship, it's a pity that there is basically no cure for my illness on earth, and I have to go to it." ”

"Then you quickly ask your boss to arrange for someone who can fly a plane!"

Qi Jiajia pointed to the Raven machine behind him and said, "We can take this machine up." ”

Max was stunned for a moment, looked back at Ravenji behind him, and suddenly said in surprise: "You're right, ma'am, I'll contact Spade immediately." ”

......

Spade, nicknamed Spider, is a local Los Angeles mob leader who is committed to a charitable cause that sends ordinary people suffering from illness to Elysium for healing.

He should be the most gangster-like gang leader, not so much that he is a gangster, but that he is not only the owner of a passenger station who works part-time kidnapping business.

What? He collects money?

How normal this is, how can there be free rides, and there is no surplus grain in the landlord's house.

As the last surviving programmer and beneficiary of the original play, Shao Weijie admires Spade's style of doing things, with principles, courage, and brains, and knows how to scrutinize moderation.

At least after Shao Weijie had an in-depth and friendly conversation with him just now, he knew how to let his subordinates obediently put down their guns, instead of fighting each other.

After all, Shao Weijie has an important chip "Carlisle" in his hand! Of course, Shao Weijie would be happier if he was willing to keep the finger that easily pierced the robot's head away from his neck.

After peace negotiations with Spader, Shao Weijie quickly reached an agreement with him.

Because they have a common goal, they are committed to overthrowing the dark rule of the upper classes and achieving the goal of liberating all mankind.

Of course, whether this is the case or not depends on what they think in their hearts, at least now the two of them can get on the Raven machine in harmony and sail towards Elysium.

"Mr. Magician from the East, are you sure that no one will launch a ** at us in Elysium?" asked Spaid, a little worried.

He had seen it once before, but now he had palpitations.

"Of course!" Shao Weijie replied affirmatively.

He pointed to Carlisle, who was sitting quietly behind his right, and said, "This gentleman is a big man in Elysium, and no one will attack us with him!"

"But ......," Spade was still a little worried.

Shao Weijie laughed, can I tell you that Carlisle now has the ability to control the entire Elysium space, and whoever gets the jade seal wins the world!

He patted Spade on the shoulder and asked with a smile, "How did you fail to send someone to Elysium last time?"

Spade was stunned for a moment, and said viciously: "It was directly destroyed by two **." You must know that this has not happened since the beginning, and every time Elysium has at most captured and repatriated the people I sent up, and there has never been a direct destruction of the space capsule. ”

"You know, it's only since last time that my business has been at rock bottom, and I've almost gone bankrupt! If I hadn't been bankrupt, I wouldn't have thought of kidnapping ......?"

"Wait a minute!"

Shao Weijie was not interested in listening to this guy's tragic history, and pointed to the villain agent Ke who was pitifully squatting in the corner of the cabin.

At this time, this guy was pointed at the acupoints on his body by Shao Weijie, and his whole body shrank into a ball weakly.

"He hit your plane last time!" Shao Weijie explained, "so there should be no one on the earth to launch **!"

"He?" Spade was stunned for a moment, looked at Ke** who was cowering in the corner, and suddenly became angry and rushed to the Heavenly Spirit Gai.

Anyway, you can't move, why don't you take revenge at this time?

Spade rushed forward, and it was a hard kick.

Nake ** is also worthy of being the biggest tough guy in this show, the holder of fifteen criminal records, and the master of kidnapping, abuse, and murder.

The more Spade hit him, the more excited he became, and his eyes stared at him in horror.

"Phew!"

Spade foamed at the mouth, hiding his weakness, and returned to Shao Weijie in a curt.

"He's a madman!" Shao Weijie saw his weakness and comforted him kindly, "You beat him like this, be careful that he retaliates against you!"

Spade: ......

Can you talk well?

"Hmph!" Spade said stiffly, "I'm afraid of him, I think he's still peeing and playing with mud when labor and management came out to mingle!"

After saying that, Spade pretended to be inadvertently and walked to Shao Weijie's right side, so that his body could block him.

Cissies. Shao Weijie commented.

At this time, the Raven had already flown to the low earth orbit of Elysium, and Shao Weijie didn't care about him, and shouted to the people behind him: "Everyone get ready for battle, brother, let you see, what is a real peasant uprising!"

Qi Jiajia, who was beside her, rolled her eyes when she heard this, and only translated the first half of the sentence for him.

The Raven landed smoothly on the land of Elysium, avoiding the fate of the crash of the original show. When Shao Weijie walked out of the cabin, he patted its cabin door and said casually: "Don't thank me!"

Of course, the fly in the ointment is that they are not greeted by applause and flowers, but by rows of loaded robots.

"Under the 68-C Immigration Act, you have been arrested!

"Okay, let's surrender!" Shao Weijie said with a grin as he lifted Carlisle up in front of him.

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The daily life of Xiao Po Street: Today the editor ignores me, and tomorrow I will nod to him.