Chapter 454: Acceleration didn't even tell the old lady
"Xue Chen, stare at your dog eyes and see who the old lady is?" The woman's face was pale, and her eyes looked at Xue Chen with a burst of fire. Bayi?? Chinese??.
Xue Chen was stunned when he heard this fierce voice!
This voice is so familiar, take a closer look at the woman in front of you, so familiar!
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Xue Chen's mind, and a slender figure suddenly appeared in his mind, which made Xue Chen's eyes immediately widen, and he said in great surprise: "You...... Are you Fu Yudie? ”
"Bastard, you don't know the old lady anymore, and you actually treat the old lady as a street girl, do you want to die?" Fu Yudie glared at Xue Chen angrily, her fists clenched together.
There is a posture that wants to tear Xue Chen apart.
At the same time, I couldn't help but think of the time when this thing was drunk, Xue Chen treated her as a street girl like this, and asked how much it cost to buy a night.
Xue Chen suddenly felt embarrassed, in fact, it was no wonder that Xue Chen would treat Fu Yudie as a street girl, mainly because Fu Yudie's outfit was too special to look like a street girl.
Lace short black jumpsuit, V-neck wide open, more exposed and exposed, and the whole person also put on heavy makeup, obviously single eyelids, have to be pasted into double eyelids, obviously eyelashes are not long, but they are especially brushed like fly legs.
There is the slightest appearance of Fu Yudie in Xue Chen's impression.
The whole is a young lady or a woman who often wanders in nightclubs.
"I really didn't recognize it just now." Xue Chen said helplessly: "This makeup, it's really special!" ”
Now Xue Chen's mind can't help but think of the four major evil arts in Asia that are circulating on the Internet: Thailand's sex reassignment, Goryeo's plastic surgery, Fusang's makeup, and Huaxia's PS!
But now it seems that Huaxia's makeup skills are not as bad as Fusang's makeup skills, just look at Fu Yudie, it's like a different person.
"Especially this eyelash, the brush is like a fly's leg poking on the outside......"
As he spoke, Xue Chen was about to reach out and touch it.
But the next moment, Fu Yudie directly knocked Xue Chen's hand down: "Do you think the old lady is willing to do this, isn't there no way for the old lady?" ”
"If you don't dress up like this, you won't be able to attract you bastard at all!"
Speaking of that pick? Flower thief, Fu Yudie is not angry, these days, she is dressed like this almost every night, very charming!
That is, because of this dress, countless men will come over every night to talk and tease, if it weren't for the pick? Flower thief, if she was brought to justice earlier, she would have long since known the parents who dared to beat the men who dared to tease her.
Don't look at who the old lady is, you dare to tease.
But now, she Fu Yudie has to endure even if she is angry in her heart, and now the flower thief has been known all over the city, and countless women are in danger, for fear that they will be picked by this one day? The flower thief is targeted.
And the pressure has been exerted from above, but Bu Qianjun has been carrying it hard.
"The person who put on your makeup has good skills, if you don't look carefully, just glance at it, I can't even recognize who you are!"
"Nonsense, this makeup lady found the top makeup artist in Fengxiang City to make it for me, if you recognize it at a glance, people are still a fart!" Fu Yudie said with a big grin.
Xue Chen felt that what Fu Yudie said was very reasonable, after all, makeup artists rely on this line of work to eat, if they didn't have two brushes, they really didn't have to mix, not to mention that Fu Yudie also said that he was looking for a top makeup master in Fengxiang City.
However, Xue Chen, who was cheap-mouthed, still couldn't help but say: "It won't be a top makeup master who makes makeup for the dead, right?" ”
As soon as Xue Chen's words fell, Fu Yudie's eyes began to condense again, wanting to spew flames.
"Xue Chen, if you want to die, just let the old lady know for a while, and I will fulfill you!"
"yes, I want to die, I want to die." Xue Chen was very stinky, and at the same time said helplessly: "But can you kill me?" ”
"You ......" Fu Yudie's delicate body trembled by Xue Chen's anger, and at the same time, the proud Saintess Peak also trembled, with a rhythm of wanting to break free from the restraints and jump out of her clothes.
At this moment, Fu Yudie really wanted to slap Xue Chen, the bastard, to death, but she was not her opponent, so she had to endure the impulse in her heart.
"Don't let me go, say, how do you want me to help you?" Xue Chen snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand and flicked it towards the trash can on the side.
"Whoosh!"
The cigarette butts entered the trash can accurately, just like Fang Shijie kicking the can into the trash can in a big slam dunk, as random and natural.
Fu Yudie, who watched it, was stunned for a while.
This thing is so far away, and he doesn't look at it, and he just bounces the cigarette butt into the garbage so naturally, is he still human?
Fu Yudie was shocked by Xue Chen once, and while being shocked, her heart was full of excitement that could not be concealed.
As long as this animal is willing to contribute, then Fu Yudie feels that it is not difficult to arrest the other party tonight!
Seeing Fu Yudie's stunned appearance, Xue Chen stretched out his hand and waved his hand in front of Fu Yudie: "Alas, although I know that I am very handsome, don't look at me like this, it will make me embarrassed." ”
Xue Chen didn't know that his casual movements directly shocked Fu Yudie.
After hearing Xue Chen's words, Fu Yudie immediately came back to her senses, ignored Xue Chen's narcissism, and said directly: "You are my boyfriend......"
"What!" Xue Chen was startled by Fu Yudie's sudden words, and instinctively took two steps back.
This has just gotten rid of Xia Yina, and a Fu Yudie has popped up in particular, and this woman is extremely direct, without concealing it at all.
Looking at Xue Chen's appearance, Fu Yudie immediately noticed that there was something wrong with his words, and hurriedly explained: "I mean, you pretend to be my boyfriend......"
Fu Yudie's explanation sounded in his ears, and Xue Chen breathed a long sigh of relief: "I'm scared to death, I thought you saw me handsome, you wanted to chase me, and you wanted to be my girlfriend, but fortunately, no, just pretending to be ......"
Saying that, Xue Chen patted his chest, looking like the baby was about to be scared to death by you.
When Fu Yudie heard Xue Chen's words, Xue Chen's movements appeared in her eyes, and Fu Yudie's face immediately became ugly: "Xue Chen, what do you mean?" ”
"You are such a strong woman, I can't stop it, and at the same time, I don't dare to ask for it, I don't know how I died that day."
"You ......"
Seeing that Fu Yudie was about to be angry, Xue Chen immediately spoke: "You can't catch that brother flower thief?" ”
Fu Yudie knew in her heart that Xue Chen was deliberate, and she deliberately used the flower thief to prevaricate her, but she didn't have the slightest way, and held back the anger in her heart and said, "Catch!" ”
Looking at Fu Yudie's unwilling, but helpless appearance, Xue Chen was quite proud in his heart, little sample, Lao Tzu can't cure you!
"What's the ink, why don't you tell me quickly, I'll get ready!"
"Is this your car?" Fu Yudie didn't answer Xue Chen's words, and looked at the BMW sedan parked on the side and said.
"Nonsense, it's not mine or yours!"
"Get in the car and say!"
Saying that, Fu Yudie walked to the side of the BMW car in an arrow step, opened the door, and quickly sat in the passenger seat.
Seeing this, Xue Chen immediately followed.
"Can you say it now?"
"Let's go to the vicinity of the Nine Creek Rose Garden first."
"Fuck your uncle!" Xue Chen couldn't help but burst into a foul word: "Lao Tzu just came out of there, and you let Lao Tzu go back again......"
"You just came out of the Nine Creeks Rose Garden?"
"Nonsense!"
"I remember that you seem to live near the Tangong Villa, why did you go to the Nine Creeks Rose Garden, are you ......?"
"It's peat." Xue Chen glared at Fu Yudie: "If I were a flower thief, I would pick you at your house that day!" ”
"If you dare to pick me, then your eggs will be long gone." Fu Yudie's eyes moved down slightly, and slowly landed on Xue Chen's crotch.
Suddenly, Xue Chen only felt that a gust of wind was blowing around the second brother, and the second brother couldn't help but shudder.
Xue Chen was speechless to the extreme, his second brother didn't seem to provoke Fu Yudie, but this woman took her second brother at every turn, and the two balls next to her second brother seemed to have something wrong with her!
"Didn't you say that the flower thief has been appearing near the Tangong Villa, why do you want to go to the Jiuxi Rose Garden now?" Xue Chen didn't bother with Fu Yudie, and asked directly.
Fu Yudie looked at Xue Chen as if she was an idiot, and said: "You are stupid, you always do crimes in one place, and the surroundings of the Tangong Villa are now the key monitoring places of the police." ”
"If you still commit crimes there, isn't it self-defeating?"
"You mean a shot for a stop?"
"That's what it means." Fu Yudie nodded: "The other party has started a guerrilla war with us, this bastard has recently started to be active in the Jiuxi Rose Garden." ”
"I see!"
"Otherwise, do you think that there are more beauties in the Jiuxi Rose Garden than in the Dangong Villa." Fu Yudie said lightly: "It's basically a gathering place for juniors, there are countless beauties, and I received a report last time, from which I learned that this flower thief also has a very perverted psychology, and he likes to torture women in front of other women's men......"
Xue Chen was suddenly embarrassed, this buddy's psychology is really peculiar, not something that ordinary people can understand, I just don't know if he will take off a man's pants, and then compare whose second brother is older, who will come first!
"Because there are a lot of women living in the Jiuxi Rose Garden, and 60% of them are juniors, their men come every three or five times, as long as they knock on the door, they will generally open it, especially at night, they will think it is a bag? The man who raised himself came, and he would hardly hesitate to open the door......"
Before Fu Yudie's words were finished, Xue Chen immediately stepped on the accelerator, and the BMW car swooped out like a rocket.
"Xue Chen, you bastard, you didn't even tell the old lady......" Fu Yudie was furious.
If it weren't for her wearing a seat belt, Xue Chen would have slammed into the front windshield just now!