Text: The sorrow of the balls

Tian Fu told him that he had the art of disappearing blood bars at night, in addition to showing off, it was to increase the pressure on the other party's heart.

Tian Fu heard the wild prostitute mention the mushroom head, so he said to the wild prostitute: "Brother over there, I have a little conflict with the mushroom head, please tell the grandson, is it his grandfather, or his grandfather." ”

Mushroom Head heard that the mentally retarded said that it was his grandfather or his grandfather, and knew that the mentally retarded was fighting for him, and there was always a grandson who wanted to be his grandfather. I thought: "With so many people dealing with you, you still dare to be arrogant, I want to see what you can do to me!" He jumped out of the mountain bag where he was hiding and said, "Mentally retarded, I'm here, I see how you can be my grandfather!" ”

Tian Fu saw that the mushroom head was provoked by his words, so he stood up, thought about it, and said, "What did you say?" I didn't hear it! You're talking about it once. The mushroom head said: "I'm here with the mental retard, I see how you can be my grandfather." ”

The mentally retarded heard Mushroom Head's words clearly, but pretended not to hear clearly, took two steps towards Mushroom Head, and said, "You're saying it again, I didn't hear it clearly." ”

The mushroom head frowned, and when he really had a problem with his mentally retarded ears, he felt a little proud in his heart, and thought: "I am young, but my ears are not good, pitiful!" He put his hand to his teammates and said in a tone of pity: "I said, mentally retarded, my brother is so many, I am here, I am here, I see how you can be my grandfather." Although he resented the mentally retarded in his heart, he was not reckless, and he did not forget to further isolate the mentally retarded while he was quick to speak, if the mentally retarded was in front of the other fourteen people, and he was asked for it, would the other players be garbage or ornaments?

The big prostitute of the wilderness looked at the mentally retarded and the mushroom head, and said in his heart: "Looking at the two of them, there are really a lot of grievances." The mentally retarded said 'oh', plucked out his ears, and said to the wild prostitutes with a look of relief: "You have also seen how filial my grandson is, and he knows that taking care of his grandfather is not good at a young age, and he said it three times." ”

The big prostitute in the wilderness looked relieved when he saw the mentally retarded, and complained: "Uncle, you are pleased with the yarns!" Knowing that the mushroom's first sentence is said three times with the same meaning, and you still pretend to hear it clearly, aren't you playing with him? ”

Mushroom Head didn't know that the mentally retarded heard it as a fake, and the purpose was to create an image of him as 'taking care of the elderly', and then establish that the mentally retarded was the image of his grandfather. The mushroom head was once again led by the nose by the mentally retarded, he hated himself for doing what the other party wanted, and he couldn't wait to slap himself in the face: "It's still too simple!" Seeing that his tongue was defeated, he pointed to the mentally retarded and said: "Less nonsense, let's see the truth under your hands!" After speaking, the staff in his hand pointed to the mentally retarded: "Vines are entangled." ”

The mushroom head fell, and the ground under the mentally retarded squirmed, and two vines the thickness of an adult's arm shot out from the ground, directly hitting the mentally retarded.

Tian Fu saw that the mushroom head raised his hand was a control skill, and the group of enemies was around, and he dared to eat the mushroom head's control? Jumping backwards, he took out two white phosphorus bombs and threw them at the two mountain packs, one left and one right, blocking the view of the mountain bag mage with smoke, interrupting the mage's output and creating an opportunity to escape.

The mentally retarded wants to use the smoke of the white phosphorus bomb to create opportunities for him to transfer, which is a good idea, but there will always be accidents in life. The mentally retarded white phosphorus threw out his hand, and at the same time, a male elite boar monster headed for the quagmire with several female wild boars.

The mentally retarded white phosphorus bomb exploded in the mountain bag where the mushroom head was located, bringing a puff of smoke to the mountain bag at the same time, a thumb-sized piece of white phosphorus, borrowing the energy generated by the explosion of the white phosphorus bomb, flew to a place 100 meters away, sticking to the eggs of the elite wild boar...

Tian Fu saw that the white phosphorus bomb had successfully blocked the vision of the mages, and was about to shift, when a scream suddenly sounded in his ears. Through the sound of screaming, the screaming owner seems to have lost something dear, and is overwhelmed with grief, which makes people feel sad.

The sudden scream, all the players present were stunned, and looked at the source of the scream, only to see the bushes shaking, and the wild boar monster that was affected by the mentally retarded white phosphorus bomb appeared in everyone's field of vision.

When the boar monster saw a player on its side, it stared at the brass bells wide, turned its body, and scanned the crowd around to see which player had set fire to its eggs.

This boar monster, since the king of wild boars is deep in the mud, it has been circling around the back of a group of gilts, life is beautiful, and sexual happiness is boundless. is taking a group of his harem concubines to bathe, and is trying to circle a few harems in the bathroom and walk to the peak of pig life. Pigs walk on the road, and woe comes from heaven. was about to be fortunate to be the little flower pig behind him, but suddenly his life was hot, and a sharp pain stimulated the whole brain. What's even worse is the heat coming out of the liferoot, which is continuous and stable.

But when a bloody male encounters an opponent who dares to attack him, he will always meet the opponent with the most cruel means he has come up with.

The boar monster suddenly appeared, and the bronze tree set his eyes on the boar monster, and a little white smoke came out of the boar monster's eggs to attract his attention, and he knew the characteristics of the mentally retarded white phosphorus bomb: when the white phosphorus burns, it sticks to the object and burns until the white phosphorus burns out. When he was a child, he was splashed with burning plastic on the back of his hands, and the pain of burning with burning materials sticking to his body is still fresh in his memory. Looking at the white smoke floating from the wild boar monster eggs, he felt a cold swish under his crotch, and said: "This is really the sadness of the eggs." As soon as the bronze tree's words fell, the night was slightly cool, and the players said in unison: "Hmm! ”

Tian Fu doesn't plan to 1V15, he wants to let the people who are slightly cool at night move, and when they are scattered, he can break them one by one. After sealing the mage's vision with white phosphorus, the mentally retarded holds a white phosphorus bomb in his hand, which is used to get out of the night when a melee player is close and is beaten. At this time, the boar monster is in the player group, looking for the arson culprit, and the system gives it a keen sense of smell to tell it that the contents of its eggs are from the hands of the mentally retarded. Then he aimed the pig's head at the mentally retarded.

When Tian Fu turned his body around the boar monster, he naturally saw the wild boar monster, and the white phosphorus was still burning on the eggs. And white phosphorus, the only player present who used it again, secretly felt bad, and said in his heart: "The tiger didn't send it away, and the wolf was spread again." ”

He saw that the boar monster pointed the finger at the mentally retarded, and said uncontrollably: "If you explode the chrysanthemum, the hatred value of the monster will be off the table, and this monster will become a eunuch, won't it explode directly." ”

As soon as the night was slightly cool and the others heard the mentally handicapped say such a reasonable thing, they all gave him a thumbs up and said, "I have opinions." "Visionary." "At the critical moment, it is still Zhiye who has experience."

Tian Funa couldn't know that the night was slightly cool and the others praised him, but it was just the schadenfreude when they saw that their opponent was in trouble. The higher you hold it, the more it hurts. He believed that if he hung under the hooves of the boar monster, he could have imagined with his ass that today he would become the tragic protagonist sung by the players of "Spring and Autumn".

Tian Fu looked at the wild boar monster, the woodland in front of him that was blown clean by its heavy snort, and secretly said: "Hey, this hatred is a bit high!" "Think hard about what to do to deal with the boar's anger.

The hatred of the mushroom head when he saw the wild boar monster was completely attracted by the retarded, and he pointed at the mentally retarded and jumped and sang: "Mentally retarded, the takeout I ordered by myself will be eaten while crying." ”

Tian Fu saw that the boar monster was not going to wait, and could attack at any time, and a group of players were still eyeing him at night, and now he had added enemies, which could really be said to be a house leak that had been rained overnight. At this time, the mushroom head jumped out to stimulate him, Tian Fu glanced at the mushroom head, and swept to the skill of the ghost, and subconsciously said: "The ghost is the same, and the appearance of someone else." Suddenly there was a hint of realization in his heart, his eyes fell on the mushroom head, and he said, "By the way, it's you!" ”

The mentally retarded smiled at the mushroom head and thanked him: "Mushroom head thank you for your assistance, I will remember your deeds of saving the country." ”

Mushroom first heard that the mentally retarded actually thanked him for the assist. I don't know where the mentally retarded words came from, and said: "I assist you, how is this possible, it is impossible to assist you in this life." ”

The mentally retarded pointed to his face with his left hand, raised the white phosphorus bomb in his hand with his right hand, and smiled at the mushroom head: "With these two alone, you have to give me an assist." ”

The mushroom head was stunned, he didn't know what medicine was sold in the mentally retarded gourd, he put his hands around his chest and said, "I'll just watch you pretend." Force.. No.. Say... When the mentally retarded completely became the appearance of the mushroom head, the mushroom head was speechless in surprise, and then saw the mentally retarded become his appearance, holding a white phosphorus bomb in his hand, constantly teasing the wild boar monster, a bad premonition rose in his heart, and he said urgently: "What are you going to do?" ”

The mentally retarded eyes narrowed into two crescent moons: "Of course the disaster is flowing in the water!" After speaking, he threw the white phosphorus bomb in his hand and threw it in front of the boar monster. The white phosphorus bomb rolled in front of the boar monster with a muffled sound, and pieces of white phosphorus flew around with curling white smoke. The same smell as the white smoke on the eggs irritates the boar's nose. The hatred of the boar monster, which was already exploding, was three points higher in an instant.

The boar monster kicked on its hind legs, its front feet were a foot off the ground, its long nose drew an arc in the air, rolled up a pile of water tank-sized soil balls, and pushed the earth ball to the location of the mentally retarded.

As soon as the mentally retarded white phosphorus bomb came out, Tian Fu controlled the mentally retarded to move to the left. Mentally retarded, a group of players who are slightly cool at night, and the boar monster is not in a straight line, but with the movement of the mentally retarded, the three are not only on the same line, but a group of players are also sandwiched between the mentally retarded and the wild boar monster. Looking at the galloping boar monster at night, I felt that there were 100,000 grass and mud horses spinning and jumping in my heart. He hatefully glanced at the mentally retarded people who circled around them, and said in his heart: "I really know how to use resources reasonably." ”

The boar monster pushes the dirt ball, which is no more than the size of a water tank before landing, and after landing, it is like a snowball in the snow, and every time the boar monster pushes the dirt ball forward, the ground will be wrapped in the dirt ball. The dead branches and leaves on the ground are wrapped in the clump of earth, and as the clump advances, the clatter of branches will snap. At the same time, the advance of the soil mass will produce strange ripples, and the land within the ripple range will rise and fall.

Tian Fu saw the boar monster pushing the soil ball at high speed towards the group of people who were slightly cool in the night: "Don't be swept into the ripples of the wild boar monster meteor rolling eggs, once you are rolled in, it is difficult to move an inch, and the multi-stage crushing damage of the meteor rolling eggs is very high!" ”