Chapter 53 Foreigners read online articles
Gu Qian held back a smile, and then continued to translate the following well:
On the second floor is a Chinese person: "Emma, this terrier will also be used by foreigners?" β
On the third floor, there is an ID called Yan that is a righteous guy: "LZ, you can't keep up with the times anymore, this is the leftover stalk that our Chinese people played five years ago." β
A French buddy on the fourth floor said in French: "Shocked! Why did the ninety-year-old woman die on the street? Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night? Why are condoms in small shops repeatedly hacked? Serial sows are strong ...... Is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature......"
On the fifth floor, there was another Chinese person: "French buddy upstairs, I thought you were talking about something in romantic French, but I didn't expect it to be this, I can't bear to look at it directly." β
On the sixth floor, a Germanic replied in German: "A passage from the French guy blinded the old man's 24K titanium alloy dog eyes." β
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"Poofβ"
Watching a group of gringos playing various stalks in foreign languages, Gu Qian laughed directly.
He is a talent, and it is really not good to be unconvinced.
Exiting the book review area of the soybean meal sky, Gu Qian clicked on the topic center in the website, and she clicked on a hot topic initiated by a boy from Citigroup.
Title: "When you are reading a Chinese web novel, how do you make up the image of the character?" β
"When you read the novel, do you really imagine the characters in it as Chinese people with long hair? I can't imagine what a Chinese person looks like. β
"I'm always trying to imagine men as Westerners with short hair, and for the female characters in the book, I imagine them as Chinese girls (although I don't know what Chinese girls look like), and I often pronounce the names of the main characters in the book in English."
She directly clicked on the automatic translation, read it, and directly read the content of the reply.
On the second floor was an Italian girl who replied in a string of Italian: "When I read the online text, if the girl in the book is described as: with full breasts and beautiful like jade, then I will make up my brain as a popular fashion model." β
On the third floor is a Frenchman: "I can't imagine a guy with emerald skin, but if I imagine a girl, I'll do well." β
A Chinese man on the fourth floor couldn't help it: "It's not jadeite, it's mutton fat jade, it's white." β
An Australian continued: "No wonder, I'm still wondering if the jade-skinned guy is a descendant of Wu Dalang, green to the bone." β
Downstairs, another Chinese man came up, and Aite Australian: "Hey, I still know Wu Dalang, he complains beautifully." β
The Australian then replied: "Yes, I am well versed in Chinese culture and have admired it for a long time." β
Then the next Frenchman ran out: "I recently watched the legend of Chu Liuxiang, and I learned that the jade skin in the novel is not jadeite, you see the sentence I copied:
Wenjun has a white jade beauty, carved with wonderful hands, extremely beautiful, and yearning for it. Tonight, when I step on the moon to get it, Jun Su Yada will not make me go back and forth in vain. β
Hearing the French say this, the Chinese replied in shock: "(κͺΠκͺ)γ, French buddy, do you know what this passage means?" β
"What do you mean?" The Frenchman replied: "I can translate here, but it is so profound that I can only roughly know that it is to describe beautiful women." β
"It's good if I don't know." The Chinese replied.
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Seeing a group of foreigners discussing whether the skin of the beauties in the novel is emerald or not, Gu Qian's eyes couldn't help twitching, and he turned off the webpage to look at the next hot topic.
βHow do would you survive in the Xianxia or Wuxia worldοΌβ
The meaning of the title is: How can you survive in the world of martial arts or Xianxia?
Click on the content, Gu Qian translated, and continued to read.
"As we all know, 'strong is justice' is the motto of the Xianxia or martial arts world. But if you are not strong enough, then what kind of qualities and behaviors are the key to surviving in the world of Xianxia? β
Second floor: "I believe that cultivating in the deep mountains and old forests is the easiest way to survive, if you don't take the initiative to contact those who may kill you, then it will reduce the chance of those people killing you." β
"Also, as long as you hide yourself, then you will never be strong enough to be the opponent of the protagonist. You can just become an old man and lose to a young man. To make matters worse, if you're a woman, then you might turn into a plot-driven character, a harem for the main character. β
In the replies on the second floor, Gu Qian saw a bunch of replies from friends from all over the world.
"Is this the life-sustaining immortal cultivation?"
"Life Extension +1S."
"Eat chicken."
"An adventure that will become the protagonist."
"This foreigner knows the routine very well."
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If I read it again, the reply that followed was even more funny.
A white man in Texas said, "I'm going to kill all my relatives so they don't offend anyone, and I'm not going to marry and have children, just be a farmer and stay away from those dangerous places." β
The second floor replied to the floor master: "If the cultivator finds out that the field you farm has spiritual energy, then you will die." β
The third floor replied to the floor master: "The World of Xiuzhen tells us that in the world of Xianxia, it is impossible for you to be a farmer without being affected by Xiuzhen. β
The fourth floor replied to the floor master: "What if those dangerous guys find you?" If you don't cultivate, you won't be able to protect yourself. β
The fifth floor replied to the floor master: "A cultivator flew over your farm, and then he sneezed, and your farm exploded, and then you died." β
Then down, another Canadian replied: "Give face to others, then you can live in the world of Xianxia." β
Another person asked, "Why give face?" β
"Because those who don't give face are dead, remember to give enough face to others, so that they will be embarrassed to kill you."
"Then I'll slap everyone's ass, so that they will think I'm giving face."
"I absolutely don't want to lose face, I only give face to others."
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These foreigners are simply, and they seem to have formed a stalk for the word 'face'.
"It makes sense."
Gu Qian said, continuing to rotate the mouse.
Downstairs is another Citigroup.
"If you can't be the protagonist, then you can be the protagonist's best friend. As for how to find a protagonist? Then you go to the people who are called 'trash' but can defeat people who are higher in rank than him. β
The second floor replied to the floor master: "Or become the protagonist of the harem, the harem will never die......"
The third floor replied to the second floor: "You haven't read the book of killing your wife." β
A Chinese man on the fourth floor added: "You can try Gu Zhenren and reshape the three views for you." β
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After reading various book reviews and this chapter for more than an hour, Gu Qian couldn't help but laugh several times.
It's so funny, can you imagine a scene on a website, or even in a chapter in this chapter, where friends from all over the world play various memes together in dozens of different languages?
Especially the netizens in Huaxia, watching foreign friends play the leftover stalks of Huaxia many years ago on the website in various languages, it is simply funny.
"Baby girl, something is wrong, something is wrong."
Mu Xue suddenly ran out of the room and said in shock.