A meteorite from beyond the sky brought a peculiar kind of life;

Their DNA is made up of ten groups of deoxynucleotides, and there are only four organisms on Earth;

They evolved very quickly, and in just two hours, they completed the evolution from single-celled organisms to multicellular organisms;

The rate of evolution of such creatures is very fast, and in a matter of days, they have completed billions of years of growth for terrestrial organisms – until they evolved into primates.

These creatures are afraid of oxygen, to be precise, in the nascent stage, they are afraid of oxygen, but due to the super speed of evolution, they quickly overcome such a major weakness and enter human society.

Such creatures have already posed a great threat to human beings, because at this rate, once they develop intelligence, coupled with their super reproductive ability, the earth will soon be occupied by them - the end of mankind is coming!

Rest assured, the above time is pure fiction and comes from an American blockbuster - "Super Speed Evolution".

This kind of disaster movie has almost become a Hollywood signature, and it is the Americans who find the weakness and finally win. Saved the planet – of course. At the end of the film, the hero and heroine have lovers and end up married—a vulgar trick for decades.

I don't know if it's the collective low IQ of Americans or Hollywood's signboard and the increasingly mature and shocking stunts, there is really no market for this kind of movie in the United States that advertises itself as the savior-it's too bad - at least Ling Feng is too lazy to watch such a film.

Let's use another analogy, if such a movie is adapted into a novel and serialized at the starting point, it is a miracle that the weekly clicks can reach four figures - eighty percent of them are still brushed up by themselves.

But now, Ling Feng is sitting in front of the TV with a group of teammates in Florence watching this just-released disaster comedy, "Superspeed Evolution".

The reason why it is said to be a comedy is that at the end of this film - which is even more nonsensical than Stephen Chow's nonsense - super nonsensical!

Movies like this all have something similar, that is, the Americans defeated evil and saved the planet at the last moment - this film is no exception - and the reason why it is nonsensical is that the tools used by this film to defeat evil are so ...... Nonsensical!

Because this alien creature is afraid of oxygen, it lives in hydrogen sulfide. A certain scientist – who is actually the protagonist – came to the following conclusion from the periodic table in its simplest form.

The basic component of the earth's organisms is carbon (C), that is, the carbon-based composition of the earth's life program, and the composition of human poison is arsenic (Ar), and the basic component of this alien creature is nitrogen (N), that is, the nitrogen-based life program, according to the same position on the periodic table, it can be seen that their deadly poison is - selenium (Se)!

Then the next thing is simple and complicated, and the simple thing is to know the main components of the poison. The complication is - where to find such a thing as selenium?!

And then the plot - just let the Florentine hooligans squirt......

Selenium-rich stuff is actually quite common. That's it—Head & Shoulders!

Forehead drop god. After doing it for a long time, it turned out to be a promotional movie of Head & Shoulders! No wonder Pepsi wanted Ling Feng to come to see this thing!

Watching the gang of "heroes" rush up to destroy the alien monster in a fire truck full of sea wire, Ling Feng and the others fell to the ground laughing - I have to admire the thinking of the Americans - there are enough perverts!

Well, after watching this super nonsensical movie, Ling Feng knew the meaning of Pepsi - they must have been, and they also wanted to make a movie like this.

Khan, you can't find yourself to shoot, right?!

The last time I shot an advertisement, I'm almost dead. I want to make a movie this time?!

Ling Feng guessed most of it right, the movie was right, it was going to be filmed, and he was asked to act, but the half that he didn't guess correctly was, not only did Ling Feng go, but none of the hooligans in Florence could escape!

And it's not just the Florentine guys.

Ronaldo, David Beckham, Raul, Zidane, none of these well-known guys in football have run away, and even Uncle Pele has been bought by Pepsi - playing a very special role in the play that is close to the leader.

And the other leader is Maradona!

This is also the reason why Pepsi must find Ling Feng - because now everyone in the circle knows that the relationship between Pele and Maradona has always been bad, and if you want the two football kings to play at the same time, Ling Feng has to do the work of the old horse.

The super luxurious lineup of world football, plus the help of two football kings - the influence is definitely more than Hollywood!

Pepsi has made a big splash this time, investing $980 million – an astronomical amount in '97.

But think about it, this is originally a movie promoting Pepsi, and although the advertising cost is nearly a billion dollars, it is not unacceptable, and more importantly, there is box office revenue!

Football is not popular in the United States, and the box office in North America is estimated to be dismal, but in a football kingdom like South America, the box office performance should be good, not to mention in Europe, and more importantly, in China, the world's most populous country, it should be able to make a lot of money - even if piracy is rampant in China......

Such a box office result is calculated, even if it is a loss, it will not lose much money, and for the publicity efforts, such an advertising film will have an impact. It can really make Pepsi really happy!

Filming is expected to begin during the winter break. Get it done in a month - this is super speed, how many scenes are shot at the same time, and strive to shoot in a month!

In the words of Pepsi – this is an ambitious project that can go down in history!

It's just that it was unexpected by the person in charge, whether it was Ling Feng or the other members of the team in Florence, they all refused one by one - the reason?

Make no mistake! This year is the most tiring year, not to mention the league, but also to compete in the World Cup qualifiers non-stop, who has time to pick up this film!

No matter how Pepsi Cola staff begged, begged, and begged on their knees, Ling Feng and the others were like Wang Ba eating scales - with an iron heart!

But the end result is simple. When the Pepsi staff took out a piece of paper, except for Ling Feng, Barty, and Baggio, the other bastards suddenly temporarily defected......

On that piece of paper is the list of heroines......

In order to expand the scale of this movie, Pepsi's investment in awards accounted for more than 60% of the entire film's investment, the male actors are almost all football stars, and the actresses - naturally can't find people from the women's football team, everyone knows that the girls in the women's football team play well, but there are few beautiful ones - the movie requires handsome men and beautiful women. Otherwise, the local actor would not be Xiaobei and Ling Feng, two handsome guys.

The list of heroines reads: Han Jing (China), Monica Bellucci (Italy), Kate Beckinsel (UK) and Gwyneth Paltrow (USA).

So to speak. Except for Winness, who has not yet become a big hit in the United States. The other three are the most famous young actresses from various countries, even a state.

…… It seems that Ronaldo and Beckham also agreed immediately after seeing this list.

If it was before, when he saw Han Jing appearing, Ling Feng would definitely not stir up this troubled water—even he wanted to run away when he saw a beautiful woman—but since he established a relationship with Si Yue, Ling Feng has also become much more generous, a beauty is a beauty, no matter what he does. Seeing that everyone was so impatient, even Maradona's hooligan was staring at the picture of the beautiful woman and forgetting that old crow Bailey, uh, Ling Feng also thought that this was a relatively good deal-just for leisure......

The only regret is that Robert Baggio still didn't participate, because Baggio is different from this group of hooligans, he is very loyal to his wife, especially now that he is not ironclad in the national team, Baggio doesn't want to waste energy in this aspect - Ling Feng and others can only be left to him.

However, for Carlos's group of ugly men, it is still very good to have fewer handsome guys to steal the camera......

The film is scheduled to start filming during the winter break and be completed within a month, and as for the script, it's the kind of super-retarded plan to save the planet that suits Western tastes......

Alien invaders invaded, and they used a special thing to render all weapons and equipment on Earth ineffective, and humanity fell into a huge crisis.

Aliens have destroyed all energy on Earth, and humanity has entered the age of slash-and-burn farming – and there is nothing humanity can do about these creatures.

Although they had no weapons, they fought back against the alien invaders, and finally found a record of this alien creature on an ancient parchment scroll!

Legend has it that these creatures visited Earth 10,000 years ago, when the gods defeated them, and the holy water that can cause damage to this creature is hidden on Easter Island......

Seeing this, Ling Feng understood, needless to say, that so-called holy water must be Pepsi!

Vulgar plots, vulgar scenes, and a bunch of vulgar actors - it is estimated that Pepsi defined the box office target of this film on the fans......

I have to say that the thinking of Westerners is really quite naïve.

As for why you have to find a player, there is also an explanation in the film, one is that the appearance of this alien creature is exactly the same as the stone statue on Easter Island, that is, the group of people who came ten thousand years ago built stone statues on Easter Island, and left a group of guards to guard their forbidden place - and their king was also pressed under Easter Island by the so-called holy water.

As for the way to get past those guards, it's simple - kick the ball!

Anyway, it has to be pulled on the players, just like "Slam Dunk in the Air" starring Jordan, and in the end, the stars broke through the alien guards, obtained holy water, and then faced the alien king who had been imprisoned underground for thousands of years......

In the final battle, after the stars made a dazzling pass to the Pepsi bottle like a football, Ling Feng solved the boss with the last kick, and since then mankind has lived a happy life again, and several heroes and heroines who appear in the play are also lovers and eventually married......

It's really TMD, spoof......

After reading the script, Ling Feng was already vomiting, but Effenberg and the others were excited-Westerners, such heroism can be understood......

Seeing that Ling Feng was so wronged and won the most important role in the play, Cannavaro and Toldo discussed with Ling Feng very closely - to see if they could give that role to them - it is said that there are also intimate scenes with the Asian diva Han Jing - well, just a hug, Han Jing is famous for not accepting passion scenes, and kissing scenes are not accepted......

Ling Feng is willing, anyway, let's watch the fun and go together to have a good time, and forget it when he is the protagonist - he doesn't care much about what kind of rivalry he has with Han Jing, but the experience of the last advertisement told him that filming is not an easy task......

However, his willingness does not mean that Pepsi is willing - after all, Ling Feng is now China's signboard, and the last time he shot an advertisement with Fei Luo, Pepsi made a lot of money in China, and now he is making such a mentally retarded film, no matter what, he has to take care of the Chinese box office......

Having said that, the protagonist of Ling Feng is also indispensable, because the four protagonists set are from Asia, Europe, Africa, and the Americas, as for Oceania, FIFA put their World Cup qualifiers to compete with Asia for half of the places, and now they can be completely replaced by Asia......

Looking at the whole of Asia, among the stars, in terms of fame, prestige, and appearance, Ling Feng is the best choice, of course, Ling Feng himself also spoke, if Cannavaro and these guys are willing to change their Chinese nationality, they can consider giving him the position of the protagonist......

Of course, it's just talk......

But the funniest thing is that Pele and Maradona, two guys who never get along, must be able to attract a lot of attractions - and the roles they play are also very funny......

The two of them play an astrologer and a historian respectively, and it is they who discover the secrets of alien creatures - but the funny thing is that Uncle Bailey the crow's mouth plays a crow-beaked astrologer in the play, and everything he divins must be wrong - it is really similar to the crow in reality.........

With two big football kings in charge and many superstars joining, this super comedy blockbuster called "The Visitor" will start construction this year, but before that, these stars still need to pick up a small commercial......