Text: The secretary is flat

When Tian Fu finished the gunboat in the air, his luck was also so good that the system brushed him a Destiny Circle, and the poison circle was still brushed on the mountain where he was, and he didn't need to move to be in the safe zone. Tian Fu looked up at the unobstructed wheat field, and took out another laptop computer with a smile - B52 strategic bombing. The probe glanced at the area of the security zone, he was choosing the bomb type of the B52 strategic bomber, rubbing his hands back and forth, and muttering in his mouth: "The current security zone is only seven or eight squares, which is only seventy or eighty thousand square meters, and the next security zone is only three squares in size." ”

Putting the cursor on a bomb, he said: "An MK20 stone-eye cluster bomb, with more than 200 small bombs, can wash 4,800 square meters, that is, half of the square grid with a side length of 100 meters on the map, and the MK20 cluster bomb weighs 222 kilograms. The B52 strategic bomber carries 31.5 tons of bombs, and if it is fully loaded with MK20 stone eye cluster bombs, that is, 141 bombs, such a bombing scale is enough to wash the eight squares on the map ten times with bombs, and wash the ground ten times with bombs, which is too ferocious, or wash the ground once with 18 MK20 stone eye cluster bombs, and load 27 1,000-kilogram aerial bombs to carpet bomb the eight squares of the map security, only in this way can the art of explosion, the aesthetics of violence, and the brutality of the Aotian family be reflected. ”

Limit the bombing time to ten seconds after the next safe zone shrinks the circle and starts to shrink the circle, which is also the penultimate poison circle, at this time, the poison gas is very toxic, no one can run the poison against the damage of the poison circle, if the player wants to run the poison, he must run to the safe zone before the poison circle shrinks, otherwise he will inevitably die under the poison circle. He chose to bomb 10 seconds after the next poison circle, which guaranteed that the remaining players would have already stepped into, or were heading to, the three-square-safe zone, and he set the bombing zone to be 8 squares to ensure that no other players would slip through the net. Bombing site: Cut to the foot of the hill where he is, covering the vast majority of the current safe zone, leaving only the peak he is on!

Suddenly, he saw that he could still load a 500-kilogram aerial bomb, and immediately loaded the B52, 3 1000-kilogram aerial bombs and 1 500-kilogram bomb, he chose the fixed-point bombing mode, as long as someone dared to stop him, he called the B52 bomber and used these bombs to open the way for him. The rest of the bombs were dropped in the first wave of bombing, in an effort to put on a grand fireworks display. In normal times, Tian Fu will give ten seconds before the bombing, so that the system can remind other players to choose the location to turn into a box. The stakes are very high, Tian Fu chose to stealth bombing this time, players will not get any hints before being bombed, players will only know that they are in the bombing area when they hear the whistling sound of the bomb. Hit other players off guard! Tian Fu chose the type of bomb and the mode of bombing, and after pressing the confirmation button, he was already imagining how bewildered it would be to be when those surviving players tried hard to run to the safe zone, thinking that they had successfully landed on the shore, but were suddenly knocked down by justice falling from the sky.

Even if it is to escape the justice of the sky, the player looks at the B52 bomber hovering in the sky, the B52 bomber, the sword of Damos, hangs above his head, and other players dare not enter the circle, the player will be blown up if he enters, and he will be poisoned by poison gas if he does not enter the circle, and the player's mood at that time is so.

Gou Shuai saw that Tian Fu was very insidious in setting the timing of the bombing - after the other players entered the lower security zone, a carpet bombing of the safe area was carried out, and the remaining players had already avoided this bombing, the B52 bomber was hovering in the air and standby, then there were players who dared to enter the circle, even if they were not killed by the bomb when they entered the circle, Tian Fu could also take the Apache helicopter gunship, immunize the poison gas in the air for five minutes, chase and kill the player with the Apache 30mm cannon, and cooperate with the joint strangulation of the final poison circle. Knowing that other players actually had no chance of turning the tables, he shook his head and said, "This game is no longer playable!" "Get up and head to the lounge.

When passing by the immortal Li's side, the immortal Li grabbed him and said, "Bald, our 100,000 yuan is back." Gou Shuai was stunned, and when he looked back at the big screen, from the screen, the character controlled by Tian Fu was knocked down by other players. He couldn't believe it, Tian Fu was in a high mountain and could advance or retreat. Even if the situation with the gun is not right, you can shrink your head and knock the medicine, how can you knock people down in a blink of an eye, and ask: "Immortal, what's the matter??" The immortal said: "I don't know what's going on, anyway, I was knocked down by a pistol in an instant!" Gou Shuai couldn't believe it, and asked in surprise: "Pistol?" "Gou Shuai's surprise is indeed a reason, Tian Fu is in the high mountains, condescending to occupy the commanding heights, the movement under the mountain is clear at a glance, and he wants to use Voldemort to shade him, because of the height, there is no difference between lying on the ground and standing on the ground. Backed by the drug circle, there is no worries at all, if you want to knock him down, you must use a sniper rifle to kill, which is the most reliable way, otherwise Tian Fu and people are shooting, as long as the situation is slightly wrong, you can choose to Gou Yibo, others have no way to take him, and at this time Tian Fu was in the high mountains, did not fall under the muzzle of a sniper rifle with a good range, but let others use a pistol with a range of only 50 meters to knock down, this is like a person was not knocked down by an adult strong man of two hundred pounds, but was punched by a baby who had just learned to walk. This surprised Gou Shuai.

After Tian Fu pressed the confirmation bombing button with satisfaction, he was about to move his position and find a place to enjoy the fireworks in the wheat field, but when he was about to get up, he felt that the screen shook and red flowers flew. When the shaking stopped, he was already lying on the ground, and the system prompted: The player Goldfinger used the Colt M1911 to knock out the player Vanguard! When Tian Fu saw this line of words, his heart was cold, and the light brain that he had just arrived in his hand flew away, and exclaimed, "What's the matter?" At this time, a faint male voice came from behind him: "I heard that you are very dragged!"

Tian Fu lay on the ground, turned his head, and didn't know when a person stood behind him, and his heart was completely cold into a popsicle! The heart said: "Damn, I actually broke the chain at the last moment, and the boat capsized in the gutter, so that people copied the chrysanthemum and failed!" Suddenly, the Colt M1911 pistol in the player's hand behind him came into view, and suddenly thought: "No, as soon as I fell to the ground and turned around, I saw him standing next to me, indicating that the position where he shot was very close to me, and this guy's pistol was not installed with silence, even if it was installed, I should have heard the sound when I used a pistol to explode chrysanthemums at such a close distance!" I didn't hear any gunshots just now, and this man appeared behind me, didn't he? Turn on the voice system and ask, "You are a god!" ”

Goldfinger snapped his fingers and said, "That's right!" I originally wanted to just burst you into a box, but when I saw it, I was the vanguard and slaughtered 123 people! I thought I was a Taoist friend, and I was going to exchange experiences with you, but what I didn't expect was that you were actually a mortal! This was such a surprise to me! But that's fine, you slaughtered so many people, you must be very open! You must think that you are in a good state, and this one must be able to eat chicken! This kind of joyful joy was suddenly sanctioned by the gods, are you surprised, surprised? ”

As soon as Tian Fu thought of his light brain, he flew away because of someone else's golden finger, and said with a constipated face: "I sold a watch last year!" The golden finger held his belly with one hand, pointed at Tian Fu with the other and laughed, and said, "Tell you!" I know how strict the game is to check the plug-in now.,98 yuan to buy an account.,It's going to be blocked if you can't play half a game.,I still choose to open the hang.,Do you know why? Tian Fu said: "Why? Goldfinger said: "Just to see the expression you just had!" After speaking, he controlled the characters to squat and dance around Tian Fu and sang: "When I get up early in the morning, I open the window and feel beautiful... ”

Tian Fu knew that Goldfinger was angry with him, and the more angry he was, the more he cursed, and the happier Goldfinger became. But he was still indignant in his heart, and said: "If you are fucking in front of you, I will beat your mother so that I don't even know you!" ”

The golden finger sang and danced around Tian Fu, and saw that his anger had come out, so he decided to pour oil on him to make him more angry and satisfy his greater pleasure, and stretched his head to Tian Fu and said, "Sao Nian, are you still worried about not being able to eat chicken?" Try our innate magic hanging, let you 5.56 play the moving power of RPG, want to be an orphan? Try our Rain Hang, and get your 98k with a 1130 close-in gun rate of 10,000 rounds per minute. Do you want to be awesome? Try our Nine Yin Sutra hanging! A thunderbolt blasted out the touching heaviness of the 152 Divine Cult, and the house demolition is not a dream! Do you want justice from heaven? Try our Nyorai Palm Hanging! Let your star master possess a palm and a mountain, do you want to be beaten without blood? Try our Jiuyang Miracle Hang! 100 pans are easily blessed, and the defense is unbeatable! Do you want to come back to life, try our god according to the scriptures, infinite resurrection to hit the elementary school students to collapse! There is also our latest Shenxing Change, Shenxing is unparalleled in the world, crossing mountains and mountains like walking on the ground, it is really a must-have weapon for home travel to kill people and goods! Buy one get one free now, with a pair of Shaw's authentic Douqi wings, allowing you to experience the thrill of the Douzong powerhouse standing in the air! After saying that, a pair of golden KFC spicy chicken wings stretched out behind Goldfinger. Stretched out his hand to Tian Fu who was lying on the ground and said, "This hero can't buy it!" ”

Tian Fu looked at the joyful golden finger, seeing that the matter was irreparable, this light brain was destined not to be his, and said with a wry smile: "You are so showy, what else can labor and management say!" Looking at the wheat field in the distance, he said, "I really want to buy a hanging with you, let you send it over, and I'll beat you up!" Suddenly, he found that the golden finger kept one movement for 3 seconds, and hurriedly said: "Daxian, Daxian? Kim Dae-sin, what's wrong with you? ”

At this time, the system prompted: The player's cheat illegally used the plug-in, and his account has been permanently closed! I hope that the majority of players will take this as a warning. Purifying the game space is inseparable from your support, and I wish you all a happy game! When Tian Fu saw this message, he couldn't help it, and wailed miserably: "I fucking beeped the dog!" Kim Da Sin, you shit! If you don't kill so many people underground, why are you beating me! Brother's light brain~!! At this time, the rescue time ran out, and Tian Fu's figure also lay down and turned into a box.

Tian Fu took off the light brain helmet expressionlessly, gently wiped it on the helmet a few times, shook his head, and sighed heavily! Lost out of the light brain simulation warehouse! sighed: "Blessings and misfortunes lurk, misfortunes and blessings lurk." It's a blessing to lose your horse! The host came to Tian Fu's side, guided him to the stage, and said, "Big man, do you have anything to say about a game?" Tian Fu showed a smile that was even uglier than crying, and said, "Does this hero buy it?" ”

The host smiled when he heard this, but the audience laughed, and the host continued: "Big guy, what is your evaluation of this competition?" Tian Fu said without thinking: "The biggest tragedy of the chicken year, there is no one!" As soon as the host heard Tian Fu describe the competition as a tragedy, he couldn't hold back his laughter, laughed a few times, and corroborated Tian Fu's statement to the audience, saying: "I just passed through the backstage and checked the record of the golden finger, and he only killed one person!" Pointing at Tian Fu with his finger, he said: "Don't doubt it, the tragedy that happened in front of your eyes is the biggest tragedy of the year of eating chicken!" ”

The audience in the audience actually killed Tian Fu alone with a golden finger, and then he was blocked by the system, they were still jealous of Tian Fu's shit luck before, and now they are all laughing because of Tian Fu's declining luck: "I was jealous of the women's clothing boss just now who stepped on two pieces of shit luck, it turned out to be ,。。。 It turns out that after that. There's a bigger piece of shit in the back! ”

After Tian Fu and the host exchanged a few words, at this time Tian Fu released the B52 bomber successfully completed the task, the boiled bombs fell one by one, one bomb after another fell to the ground like raindrops, the bomb poofed to touch the ground, the sound of explosion was endless, the ground was churning up and down like water waves, mud, rocks, and dust flew wantonly, and the air waves generated by the explosion were like a giant python, quickly moving forward, setting off bursts of dust and mist, swallowing everything along the way, leveling the safety zone, and none of the players survived.

The host looked at the words on the screen where no one eats chicken, and was embarrassed: "That big guy, although your performance is really wonderful, in the end you killed all the people on the map, and no one ate chicken, but you didn't live to the end, and you can't be counted as eating chicken, so according to the regulations, the light brain can't be rewarded to you!" Hope you understand! ”

Tian Fu had been prepared for this, and he also saw it, and comforted himself: "That light brain has not been mine since the beginning, it's okay to have it, I don't lose anything without it!" Seeing that Tian Fu was so reasonable, the host bowed to him and said, "Thank you for your understanding." Turning around from the hands of a master of ceremonies, he took an Internet celebrity bear puppet and handed it to him, saying, "We haven't prepared any other gifts, this Internet celebrity bear is a little thank you from our company for participating in our activities!" Tian Fu looked at the Internet celebrity bear suit that often distributes flyers on the street in front of him, and said with a smile: "You will call me an Internet celebrity bear in the future!" ”

The host saw that Tian Fuyou could have taken away a 100,000 light brain, but because of human factors, he finally took a puppet of a few hundred yuan, and in the face of such a gap, he couldn't see the slightest grievance and chagrin from Tian Fu, and said in his heart: "This person can really afford it, and he can put it down!" ”

Tian Fu took the puppet in the host's hand and said, "Then I won't disturb your activities, goodbye." The host said, "Goodbye! Tian Fu turned around and walked to the stage, the host looked at Tian Fu's back, suddenly hugged his fist at Tian Fu, paused, bowed and said, "Congratulations to the women's clothing boss!" The audience not only admired Tian Fu's response to the siege of the Dongchu foursome in the game, but also admired his calm response in the face of the encirclement and suppression of the RMB war group, and were also impressed by Tian Fu's free and easy attitude when he could have won the grand prize, but he was under the illegal means of others, and they all bowed to Tian Fu and shouted in unison: "Congratulations to the women's clothing boss!" ”

Tian Fu walked off the stage, holding the puppet with his right hand, his hands were flat, and said, "Zhongqing is flat!" Everyone said in unison: "Thank you, big guy!" ”

Wen Keke and Ji Meng were at the door of the backstage, and seeing Tian Fu's performance in this scene, Wen Keke said: "Mengmeng, don't you think that the uncle is so open-minded this time, and he has the demeanor of honor and disgrace." Ji Meng watched Tian Fu's figure blend into the crowd, turned around, and nodded heavily to Wen Keke! Wen Keke said: "I suddenly think he is a little handsome!" Ji Meng smiled: "I have always thought he is very handsome!" ”