Chapter 15: Sea Water
Zhao Min laughed: "Look at you kid." ”
"Haha, Lao Zhao, aren't you also a supervisor?"
"That's not just for you big customers, come and see the new car."
After a while, a dark blue Mercedes-Benz SLC rushed out of the 4S shop.
The feeling of driving a sports car is cool, directly on the speed of 100 per hour, the four exhaust pipes emitted a low vibrato, like a tiger roaring, which people dare not ignore.
Everyone on the road was fascinated by this car!
Chen Hao was also very direct, drove directly to the largest seafood street in the city, and found the biggest stall!
The owner of the stall selling seafood, when he saw Chen Hao coming down from the Mercedes-Benz SLC, he immediately smiled: "Hello boss, do you want to buy any seafood?" ”
Chen Hao shook his head: "Don't buy seafood." ”
In a word, the stall boss's face darkened, but he still forced a smile: "That...... Then you ......"
Chen Hao smiled lightly: "Boss, did you take all the goods from the seaside?" ”
The stall boss's face became even more ugly, his tone became less harmonious, and he snorted, "What do you mean?" Say I'm selling fakes? ”
"Boss, you misunderstood."
Chen Hao waved his hand, took out a wad of money directly from his pocket, a full 10,000 yuan, and handed it over.
The stall boss was stunned, didn't dare to answer, and said suspiciously: "Boss, what are you?" ”
"Na! I'll give you 10,000 yuan, don't open the stall today, help me do something. ”
When the stall owner heard this, his mouth was almost crooked with joy.
He set up a stall for a day, at most he can earn two or three thousand, he can earn ten thousand for nothing, and he is a fool if he doesn't earn it. He hurriedly came over 10,000 yuan, and said with a smile: "What are you talking about?" ”
"Go to the beach, get me half a ton of seawater back, and then buy a hundred catties of high salt and pour it in, and pull me to this address when I'm done." Chen Hao took out a piece of paper and wrote down the address of the west gate entrance of his Country Garden.
"It's done!" The stall owner closed the stall at that time.
It's too easy to do.
After explaining, Chen Hao drove the Mercedes-Benz SLC home directly, and went to the famous Sihai Restaurant for a luxurious meal on the way.
When he got home, Chen Hao was not idle, he went to Taobao to urgently customize a super giant three-mouth water gun, and went to buy a large water tank that could hold half a ton.
After doing this, the stall owner just called and delivered the stirred super seawater.
All!
Ready.
Chen Hao looked at the cooldown time of the teleportation again, and found that there were still eight hours left in the time.
"Let's get some sleep!"
Chen Haozhen really lay down in bed and fell asleep.
This feeling is not comparable to the physical slumber, it is the consciousness and the physical body entering a state of rest and total relaxation.
When he woke up, Chen Hao felt that he was full of energy!
Look at the time again, the cooldown is good!
"Humph!"
Chen Hao directly entered the Dota world, but he didn't expect that as soon as he came back to his senses, there would be a mess outside the tent.
"Huh?" Chen Hao hurriedly put on his clothes and stepped out.
Outside, in the wasteland, a dozen skeleton soldiers were clamoring and shouting, as if they were surrounding something.
"What's wrong!" Chen Hao roared angrily, parted the skeleton soldiers, and walked straight inside.
Looking inside, Chen Hao was a little flustered.
Inside, the corpse of a skeletal soldier lay down, and two people next to it. One is Dahl, and the other is a gray-haired old Terran man.
Dahl's eyes were bloodshot and he had a sharp knife in his hand; The old man crouched on the ground, trembling, as if he had been greatly frightened.
"Sergeant, you're just in time!" A skeleton soldier came over and reported, "Your servant assassinated one of our skeleton soldiers, which is a violation of military law!" ”
There is indeed such a clause in the military law of natural disasters.
Assassinating a soldier is a crime of hanging his head.
Chen Hao's brows twisted into a rope, facing Dahl, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Dahl saw Chen Hao, although his expression was relaxed, but he still showed a little excitement: "The old man wants to pee and asks to go to the grass, but this skeleton soldier won't let him, the old man said he won't let it, and the skeleton soldier said he must do it!" If you ask to spread it in front of everyone, if you can't tell it, you are lying, and if you try to escape, you will be beheaded in public! Can...... But the old man is a second-class bachelor! ”
Chen Hao felt a pang in his heart, and he probably understood what was going on!
Second-level bachelor, this is placed in the Guards Legion, he is an extremely decent and high-quality person, if he is asked to take off his pants and pee in public, such a humiliation, it is better to call him to death!
Dahl's voice gradually trembled: "I came forward to persuade him, but this skeleton soldier did not give up, and insisted on picking the old man's pants...... I can't see it...... I...... I stabbed him with a knife!! ”
"Understood...... Chen Hao's face was gloomy.
"Sergeant! Military law cannot be abolished, and if you assassinate a soldier for no reason, you must hang your head and kill him! A skeleton soldier next to him walked over, looking very serious.
"Request the Sergeant to enforce military law!"
"Request the Sergeant to enforce military law!"
"Request the Sergeant to enforce military law!"
More than a dozen skeleton soldiers shouted.
This is the heart of the army!
As long as Chen Hao said a word, the next moment the army's morale immediately collapsed, and the loyalty dropped to a negative number, and the situation was out of control.
Want to kill?
Dahl looked straight at Chen Hao, his eyes full of expectation and hope.
"Excellent! Very good! Chen Hao squeezed out these two words as if squeezing toothpaste, and he didn't know who he was talking to.
"Teleport!"
As soon as Chen Hao turned around suddenly, a huge crack was torn out in the space above his head, and several huge things fell.
A jar filled with super seawater!
A super-jumbo three-mouth water gun!
There was a boom, kicking up countless dusts.
Chen Hao rolled on the ground, like Rambo, his face was as pale as iron, picked up the three-mouth water gun, pulled the trigger sharply, and roared angrily: "Bastard! Go to hell! ”
"The camouflage has been revealed!"
All of a sudden, Chen Hao revealed his original appearance: a tall humanoid body, blue eyes, and blond scattered hair.
The most obvious is the Guards Charge Death Squad outfit in full suit.
More than a dozen skeleton soldiers were taken aback: "What! Guardsmen? ”
They just wanted to draw their swords, but it was too late, and the muzzle of the water gun with a caliber of 5 cm spewed out a strong stream of water and hit them on their bodies.
The seemingly ordinary stream of water, as soon as it touched the skeleton soldier's body, it was as if it was on fire, and a thick smoke hissed.
"Ahh It's seawater! ”
More than a dozen skeleton soldiers let out a burst of high-pitched screams, and high damage points quickly appeared above their heads, and they were powerless to resist.
Dahl and the captives not far away were stunned and hugged.
The salty sea water is really strong against the skeletons.
In a short time, more than a dozen skeleton soldiers were already dead, even their bones were burned and melted, and low-level soldiers like them did not have any talent for rebirth at all.
"Congratulations to the player for killing the skeleton soldier Maika...... Obtained 47 gold. ”
"Congratulations to the player for killing the skeleton soldier Sima...... Obtained 78 gold. ”
System messages came one after another.
"! Bastard! Chen Hao spat on his saliva.
But what was surprising was that one of the skeleton soldiers, named Allen, was not dead, but raised his shaky hand and said in a snarling voice: "Spare your life...... Spare your life! ”
"Huh?" Chen Hao was also taken aback: "Why aren't you dead yet?" ”
"I'm ......," Alan looked up and wailed, "I'm half-human...... My dad is a skeleton and my mom is a human. ”
Chen Hao and Dahl glanced at each other, their faces full of black lines.
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