"Ahh Is someone talking about me? ”

Standing against the wind, Tang Shen, who was standing at the bow of the Swan, rubbed his nose and said.

"Master, our ship is about to dock for resupply, and in front of it is the village of Sirob."

Nami Nami, a navigator in a maid's outfit, reminded.

"Sirob Village? I don't know how far the plot has developed now, Kirby, let the Swan dock! Tang Shen smiled and said.

"Yes! Captain! ”

Kirby immediately straightened up.

originally wanted to throw Kebi down, after all, he had no strength and was timid, but there was a handyman on the ship who did chores, plus he could make something to eat, so Tang Shen kept it.

Well, in addition to being timid, cowardly, weak, it is still somewhat useful.

……

……

In the distance, lush trees and typical rustic style are lined with roads, and an elegant castle can be seen in the most prominent directions.

Picturesque, peaceful and quiet little village.

Suddenly, a hoarse and anxious roar broke the silence of the village.

"Everyone! It's a big deal! ”

"The pirates are coming!! O pirates! Pirates!! ”

"Everyone, run—"

……

A guy with spinach curly hair and a surprisingly long nose was panting and screaming along the village lanes.

As he ran past, the closed doors opened, revealing angry residents with brooms, pans, and shovels.

"Stop, don't move!"

"You big liar, I'm going to give you some color today!"

"Teach him a lesson! Usopp bastard! ”

"What an uneasy little ghost, I won't spare him if I catch him!"

……

Apparently having been teased many times by the same tricks, this time the villagers had reached the point where they could not bear this old-fashioned prank, and one by one they swarmed towards Usopp with brooms and spatulas, shouting that they would teach Usopp a good lesson.

Looking at this group of furious residents, Usopp's forehead broke out in a fine cold sweat, but the more he did this, the more exciting he felt, and he screamed excitedly!

"Kind of come to catch me! Come and get me! Hahahaha~~~"

Bang –

Turning his head and about to run away, Usopp suddenly felt that he had been hit by a wall, and he staggered to the ground, and his laughter stopped abruptly, and he looked in amazement.

The pursuing villagers behind him also slowed down, and one by one, their faces changed wildly, and they looked behind Usopp in horror.

"Sea ...... Pirate! The pirates are really coming! The pirates are really coming—"

Usopp, who fell to the ground, trembled all over, his face was as white as paper, even his voice changed, and his constricted pupils stared at Tang Shen in front of him, full of fear!

Tang Shen pursed his lips, he didn't expect to meet a liar as soon as he came ashore, but this time he came to Xiluobu Village mainly for supplies, and I heard that the people here are simple and extremely hospitable.

"Excuse me......"

Tang Shen had just spoken, and before he finished speaking, Usopp, who had fallen to the ground, had already crawled out with a fart, pointing behind Tang Shen and screaming.

"They're pirates! The pirates are really coming! I'm not lying!! This time it's real!! ”

Maybe he never dreamed that the pirates would really come, even if only Tang Shen, Nami, and Kebi looked harmless to people and animals who got off the boat, but the entire Xirob Village had boiled in an instant, and the villagers present were staring at the three of them as if they were facing a great enemy.

"Pirates! You are not welcome here! ”

"Hurry up and get out of here, I'll kill you if you try to invade our village!"

"Pirates are not welcome here!"

……

The villagers looked at the three of them vigilantly, fearfully, and fearfully, the villagers of Xirob Village were extremely disgusted with pirates and ashamed of pirates, but now the swan behind Tang Shen that was more than ten meters high, and the pirate flag fluttering in the wind, all showed that the three guys in front of them were those pirates who killed people without blinking!

"We're not pirates! We're just stopping by to buy some supplies! ”

Kebi hurriedly explained, even though his legs were already weak, but he felt that if he didn't say something at this time, the next situation would probably be even worse.

"Buying supplies? Will pirates buy it too! Don't try to fool us! ”

"Hurry up and get somebody over! Damn pirates must not let them in! ”

"Hurry up and bring your weapons!"

……

The villagers of Xirob Village glared angrily one by one, and this fierce momentum directly frightened Kebi's legs and sat on the ground.

In the consciousness of the villagers, if the damned pirates were allowed to invade the village, the women, children and the elderly inside would definitely be killed! The whole village will be ransacked!

"What an unreasonable bunch of guys, hey! Uncle, do you think we will look like pirates? ”

Nami couldn't stand it anymore either, and stepped forward with her waist crossed and shouted.

"You? You're not a pirate or something! Only a pirate woman would dress like this! ”

Seeing Nami dressed as a maid, the middle-aged villager blushed and scolded angrily.

"Hurry up and get out of our West Rob Village!"

"Damn woman, have you betrayed your conscience to these demons?"

……

The villagers' words suddenly made Nami speechless, her pretty face turned crimson all of a sudden, and she cried without tears in her heart.

She was fed up with Kirby's canned fried rice every day, fed up with the days when there were no fruits and vegetables to eat, and secretly glanced at Tang Shen, but found that the other party was still very calm, and her heart was a little itchy with hatred, but her pretty face could only pretend to be innocent and pitiful of the little thief cat.

"Alas......"

Sighing softly, Tang Shen slowly put his hand on the long knife, and the surrounding villagers looked at him with great vigilance.

"Do you think that a handsome, kind-hearted young man like me, who knows the core values of socialism, and often helps his grandmother to show his eyes, will be a pirate?"

The harmless expressions of humans and animals, coupled with clear and sincere eyes, and the handsome faces that made the eyes of many girls in the entire Xirob Village glow with little stars.

“……”

For a while, everyone was silent.

"He has a point...... I can't argue with that. ”

"yes, he'...... It looks like, not pirates? ”

"How can such a young and handsome guy be a pirate? I think his words are true. ”

"It seems yes, but we can't let it go so easily!"

……

The man was silent when he heard this, and the woman was in tears, and for a time the villagers of Xirob Village hesitated and hesitated.

“……”

Nami was speechless, there was a sentence MMP didn't know whether to say it or not.

Tang Shen couldn't help but raise a sunny smile at the corner of his mouth, obviously he can rely on his talent to eat, but unfortunately Lao Tzu still has to rely on his face, this is strength!