Chapter 385: Spare Tire Competition! (Second Update!) Ask for a subscription! )
"Aren't spare tires all short of money! Wouldn't it be nice if I got some money to do a spare tire contest! Mo Xie's eyes lit up, and he decided to use this trick the stupidest but most effective method!
Mo Ye, who thought of a way, immediately returned to the dormitory!
"I'm going to have a spare tire contest! Help me figure out how to spread the word! Mo Ye looked at the three roommates who were still staring at the computer and said!
"What a slut! You're having another convulsion? Zhang Haoze took off his headphones with a painful look on his face and asked, "Will anyone participate in this kind of competition?" ”
After getting along for so long, they also gave Mo Xie the nickname of slut!
Mo Ye is naturally gladly accepting!
"yes!" Zeng Wen, the rich second generation, nodded: "The spare tire people don't admit that they are spare tires at all, how can they still come to participate in this kind of embarrassing competition!" ”
"The rich second generation and the four-eyed child are right!" Xu Yun still echoed beside him!
"All I need is one! I'll give 100,000 for the first place! Mo Xie shrugged: "Are you still sure they won't participate?" ”
"Big brother! I'm the spare tire you want! Zeng Wen immediately hugged his thighs in seconds, and said with a handful of snot and tears: "You don't know!" I've broken up seven times this week! ”
"Fuck off!" Mo Ye kicked Zeng Wen away: "Don't make trouble! I mean it! ”
"I think you're got money to burn!" Zhang Haoze rolled his eyes and said, "I'll help you promote it on the Internet!" Time! Place! ”
"Three days later! The location is at the Go Association! I'm familiar with that place! Good to borrow! Mo Ye nodded and said!
"Yes!" Zhang Haoze opened the campus network, posted the post, and used his mixed up administrator to add the post to the top: "Okay! I'm sending it out! Wait! ”
The moment this post came out, it suddenly replaced the beauty ranking as the first topic!
"! Really? Spare tire contest? ”
"Don't you see who the organizer is upstairs? Or is it really fake? ”
"Yes! The organizer is that Mo Xie! How could it be a fake! ”
"But will anyone attend?"
"Can the upstairs finish reading the post before speaking! The first prize is 100,000 yuan! One hundred thousand! ”
"No more! I'm going to break up with my girlfriend right now and find a goddess to be a spare tire! ”
"Good! There you go! The two of us broke up! ”
"! Mei! I'm kidding! Don't say 100,000! I won't go for 200,000! ”
"Don't! You better go! I also found a male god as a spare tire! I hope you don't lose to me! ”
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In this way, a unique spare tire competition has become a trend in the entire Imperial Capital University!
Countless people who are not spare tires want to become spare tires by all means!
The one who was originally a spare tire also let go of his shame and generously admitted that he was a spare tire!
Even these people have an inexplicable sense of honor!
"Hey! Did you see the spare tire contest? ”
"See! How? Do you still want to participate in these two single dogs? ”
"Don't insult people, I'm not a single dog, I'm a real spare tire!"
"Cut! You say yes, yes! ”
"No, look! This is a message from my goddess! ”
"Someone sent you a spare tire?"
"! If you say that Lao Tzu is not a spare tire, I will break off my friendship with you! ”
"Alright! All right! You're a spare tire! There are strange things every year, and this year there are a lot of them! Being a spare tire is a special sense of honor! ”
A similar scene happened in all corners of the school!
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Three days later, the spare tire contest began!
Mo Xie's people from their dormitory acted as referees and sat behind the rostrum!
The first contestant is in!
"Why do you say you're a spare tire?!" Mo Ye leaned back in his chair and said!
"I was born prematurely, and I didn't have a mother's love since I was a child! Later, after my efforts......" said the No. 1 player in grief!
"I'll fuck your uncle! What does a spare tire have to do with you being born prematurely! Zhang Haoze scolded angrily: "This is a spare tire competition, not a miserable competition!" ”
"Oh! My goddess sends me every day hehe, so I'm a spare tire! "Number One is finally speaking normally!
"Why are you participating in this contest? If you get the first place! What are you doing? Mo Xie asked the second question!
"I'm going to throw this money in that slut's face! Tell her not to bully the poor boy! Number One shouted excitedly!
"Get out!" Zeng Wen picked up the mineral water bottle on the table and threw it out: "Why are you a spare tire?" You're a secondary disease! Gotta be cured! ”
The No. 1 player is gone!
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Player No. 2 is in!
Still that question!
"Why do you say you're a spare tire?!"
"Me! My goddess asks me to fix the computer every day! The second player lowered his head and said!
"What about the computer?" Zeng Wen couldn't help but ask!
"Finish fixing the computer and leave! What else are you doing? No. 2 was stunned: "Because her computer is broken every day!" So I thought I'd buy her a good computer when I won the game! ”
"You deserve to be a single dog!" Zeng Wen was completely speechless: "Next!" ”
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Number Three!
"Why do you say you're a spare tire?!"
"Some time ago, I received a call from my goddess in the middle of the night, she said that she had drunk too much and asked me to help her sober up! And then I went! She opened the door and looked at me, and then threw up! Number Three said, "The goddess told me that she can only help her sober up if she sees me!" ”
"This one is okay!" Zeng Wen looked at Mo Ye and nodded!
"Yes! Keep asking! "Mo Xie also thinks it's okay, it's much more reliable than the first two!
"Why are you participating in this contest? If you get the first place! What are you doing? Zhang Haoze asked!
"I'm going to have a facelift!" Number Three nodded and said!
"Yes! You get out! We'll let you know when the result is available! Mo Ye nodded, and finally came with a spare tire that was okay!
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Number Four!
"My girlfriend! Wrong! My goddess asked me to move things for him every day, and then she and her boyfriend watched me move things! Once I'm done, they'll let me go! They even had a bad taste when I was gone! Let me listen! ”
"Describe how you felt at the time!" Mo Xie squinted and asked!
"It's cool! Wrong! It's sad to die! Number Four pretended to wipe two tears and said!
"Is this month's pocket money gone?" Mo Xie asked with a grin!
"How do you know?" Number Four was stunned!
This story is the personal experience of his girlfriend's spare tire!
He and his girlfriend love to make out in front of that spare tire!
"What nonsense! The next time you equip a tire, remember to pick your Rolex for me first! "Xu Yun can't stand this fool!
I almost took out a knife and cut this pretentious guy!
I really think that there are no rich people in our dormitory who don't know the goods!
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Number Five!
Zhang Haoze said speechlessly: "Teacher! Can you not pretend? I thought you were wearing a mask, so I didn't know it was you?! Your son can make soy sauce! ”
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Number Six!
Xu Yun was furious: "Nyima's! Pleasing me? Lao Tzu is not gay! There's a kind of you don't run! Lao Tzu is killed! ”
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Number Seven!
Zeng Wense said with a smile: "You are not a spare tire!" It's just a green tea table! Although you lost the election! But are you free tonight? Room 305 of the hotel is waiting for you! ”
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Number Eight!
Mo Xie: "You hold Lao Tzu's thighs again!" I'll kick you to death! ”
(End of chapter)