Text: Someone in the novice village died violently on the spot
The wilderness prostitute who hung up first, turned on the viewing mode at this moment, watching the battle of his companions, when he saw the image of the mushroom head walking out of the smoke area, his heart set off a storm, he couldn't believe that someone could calculate this step, calculate what to do in the face of the wild boar herd at night, set up in advance in the area where the night is slightly cool, and the elite boar monster hated it extremely - the image of the mushroom head. With the hatred of the elite boar monster for the mushroom head, these pond fish are slightly cool at night. At the same time, he also dealt with the threat of the passionate little ants and Qingyunhua.
He believes in giving time that most people can think of and can do it. But Tian Fu's rarity lies in the fact that he walked out of the bushes, systematically farmed monsters, calculated the situation movements, responded to threats, and set traps, and this period of time added up was definitely no more than ten seconds. He turned his perspective to the mentally retarded, and said in his heart: "It takes time to complete the layout, before the elite boar monster commands the wild boar to attack the mushroom head, he won't know that the elite wild boar monster can command the newly brushed wild boar to attack the mushroom head, so calculated, the time left for him to think about countermeasures will not exceed five seconds, and maybe even as soon as he sees the elite wild boar monster attacking and commanding the wild boar mushroom head, he thinks of using the elite boar monster's hatred for the mushroom head to set a trap for the night light." face such a calculating enemy. It's a little cool at night, and they're afraid... The more he thought about it, the more he was not optimistic that the night would be able to turn the tables, shook his head and said: "A person can afford it in ten years, and he can't afford to buy toys ten years ago, but what's the point of this?" "Although he is an opponent, the Wilderness Prostitute is really amazed by his ability to deal with the mentally retarded on the spot!
The idea of the bronze tree is not far from the idea of the great prostitute of the wilderness. Shaking his head, he said: "This time, we are going to smash the signboard, fifteen players besiege and kill one player, but they are slaughtered, a proper rookie protagonist." The wilderness prostitute knew that the bronze tree, called the bronze real game technology, was really king-level, and it was very rarely convincing, so when he heard him say something to destroy his prestige, he quipped: "Bronze, if you have the skills of intellectual retardation, can you achieve such an effect?" ”
The bronze tree in reality waved his hand and said: "Prostitute, you think too much, all of us are different, the way he can walk, I may not be able to walk, the road I can walk, not necessarily he can walk!" The wilderness prostitute sneered: "You just say that you are not as good as people, saying that all of us are different, the road he can walk, I may not be able to walk, the road I can walk, not necessarily if he can walk!" The wilderness prostitute broke the subtext of the bronze tree, and the bronze tree was unwilling to admit that it was inferior to others in the crowd, explaining: "Other people's paths may not be suitable for you!" Do you have any truth in saying this?" When the wilderness prostitute heard that the bronze tree was going to explain the reason, his eyes rolled: "I understand the reason, but the concubine just can't do it!" As soon as the Wilderness Solicitor's voice fell, the laughter of other players was immediately heard in the crooked channel.
The mushroom head knew that he couldn't do anything, so in order to leave a good image for the night night, he reminded him: "At night, this battle can't be fought, the elite boar monster is still there, and the mentally retarded grandson, as long as you release my phantom, the wild boar herd will attack you." Angry and frustrated: "I've been playing online games for more than ten years, and I've never seen such a grudge-holding monster." The Wilderness Solicitor continued, "If your eggs were burned like this, your reaction would not be worse than that of the Elite Boar Monster!" ”
The bronze tree mended the knife and said: "Brother Pig doesn't think you are wronged!" When the head of the mushroom thought of the mentally retarded and mocked him, he danced to the left and right, and the wild boar ignored the mentally retarded who was close at hand, and went to slap him at a distance! Thinking of this heart-congested scene, I was stunned!
It was a little cool at night, and when the players who had hung up earlier were still frolicking, the elite boar monster was once again angered by the mushroom head that appeared in front of them. led a group of wild boars to turn into a torrent of flesh walls, drowning the four mages who were excited about the little ants. When the wild boar herd rushed towards the phantom of the mushroom head, no one needed to greet them, and the three of them immediately ran away at night.
Tian Fu watched the pigs rush towards the night, and said with a smile: "Phantom magic skill, it is not cool to use it repeatedly!" While the wild boar herd attacked the phantom of the mushroom head, it quietly retreated.
The mentally retarded withdrew from the wild boar forest, Wang Jun appeared in front of the mentally retarded, looked at the back of the night and the origin was far away, and asked: "The road is a hundred miles and a half ninety, let go of those two players, you can't get news from me!" The mentally retarded took out the casting spirit silk that cut the night Weiliang and others, and said with a smile: "Let it go, it doesn't exist!" The casting spirit silk shook in a circle: "The inextricable withering energy enters the body, is that so easy to walk?" Wang Jun saw that the whole cast spirit silk was a little gray and black, and there was still a little blood stain on it, so he smiled: "The ending of death has been written!" Well done, take advantage of the situation, and borrow a knife to kill. He asked, "How are you going to deal with them without the help of that elite boar?" The retarded chuckled: "Find an opportunity, kill a mage, extract his mana, and then use the epic speculator to copy the fireworks rush of the Fire Beast King, find a narrow valley, and wash the ground!" Wang Jun Zhengse said: "That is to say, the appearance of the elite boar monster, as well as the use of the hatred of the elite boar monster, and blaming others, are all things that you play on the spot!" ”
The mentally retarded smiled: "The blame is out, uncle, do you want to say that I am cunning or cunning?" Wang Jun was very satisfied with the mental retard's on-the-spot reaction, and spread his hands: "That's the way you use to describe the enemy, and to describe yourself, of course you have to be resourceful and not panicked!" He turned around and walked towards the small village and said, "Go back!" When I get back to the village, I'll tell you the location of the Split Order, along with the map! ”
The night was slightly cool and the origin dodged the attack of the pigs, and the big river sunburst was a little slower, and he was involved in the pigs, but he couldn't get out of the pigs, and he directly confessed! At night, Wei Liang looked at him and the origin of the original point without hanging, and said with a wry smile: "The origin, the audience of the live broadcast of the wilderness prostitution, some people are already saying that we are actors, and we have just acted in a good show!" When I thought of the response to the mentally retarded, I felt a chill in my heart, and I heard that they were said to be actors, and they were not angry: "In the face of this kind of person who can always find the most appropriate way to deal with it, I just want to say to the person who says I am an actor: You can you up try!" The night nodded slightly: "Also, no can no bb." ”
Origin suddenly found that his game characters had a tendency to go slower and slower, and the characters' movements became more and more stiff, so he hurriedly clicked on the control system. As far as the eye can see, the system prompts: Dear player, you have been attacked by other players without knowing it, and your body has abnormal, and your organ function has begun to fail, which is life-threatening. Treat it now!
Origin saw that the system didn't specify what kind of attack he was subjected to, and he was taken aback, and said in his heart: "He's meowing, I don't know how to die when I play a game and die?" His eyes fell on the words please treat him immediately, and he immediately exploded, and said angrily: "System, you meow, you don't tell me what attack I received, how do you want me to treat it?" You tell me, should I dance the gods? Still drink horse urine? ”
The origin suddenly exploded, attracting the attention of the night cool, and asked, "Origin, what's wrong with you?" Why is it a dancing god and drinking horse urine again? The origin said his own situation to the night slightly cool, and the night was slightly cool and remembered that his condition was not much different from the situation of the origin. Open the control system, the system prompts: Dear player, you have been attacked by other players without knowing it, your body is abnormal, and your organ function has begun to fail, which is life-threatening. Treat it now!
Seeing such words in the night, Wei Liang was stunned, came over for a while, and said: "System, I don't know whether to say a sentence or not." He remembered that the mentally handicapped had told them to ask for more blessings. Said to the origin: "The mentally retarded wants us to ask for more blessings for ourselves, I'm afraid that's what it means!" The origin took out a bottle of life potion and poured it, but it didn't work, and asked, "At night, it's useless to use life potion." We don't even know what's going on, so what now? Do you want to die? "The night is slightly cool, thinking of the gray and black silk threads of the mentally retarded, and I feel that their situation is related to the mentally retarded. Only lost a single digit of health, but now it has become a life-threatening negative state. Said helplessly: "My condition should be related to the cutting of mentally retarded silk threads!" Looking around, the mentally retarded shadows in all directions of the woods shrugged and said, "Only wait for death!" ”
The origin thought that just because he was cut off by the silk thread of the mentally retarded single-digit injury, he actually asked him to die once and lose half a day's experience, he was very unwilling, and said with resentment: "I want to see, I am dead, will the system give me a reasonable explanation!" After speaking, he walked towards the novice village.
After the resurrection of the wilderness prostitute and bronze, I heard that the two people of Cool Night and the original point were only scratched by the mentally retarded, and they were about to hang up! The mentally retarded has such a skill that destroys other people's game experience, and is terrified, leading a group of players who have hung up and resurrected to find the cool and origin of the night.
At this time, the night was slightly cool and the origin of the two people, with the onset of Bai Dry, the characters' movements became more and more stiff, and they were about to fall when they walked. The abnormality of the two immediately attracted the attention of other players! A large number of players, strong onlookers, the night is slightly cool and the origin of their own situation, other players onlookers are even stronger. Due to the strong onlookers of the players, the wilderness prostitutes, and soon found the two of them!
Onlookers are curious about what is so awesome about the skill of breaking a little skin and asking for someone's life. handed out a lot of potions to the night slightly cool and the origin of the two to try. Players have tried all kinds of potions bought by the system, sent by tasks, and rewarded by NPCs, but they are not helpful in the slightest for the situation of the slight coolness and origin at night. Everyone could only watch as the situation of the two of them changed from life-threatening, to life-threatening, and finally to survival. The players will be slightly cool at night, and the two will be helped to the novice village. Seeing the situation of the two of them after entering the novice village, the situation still did not improve, and a player clapped his hands and said: "Everyone, let's make up 100 copper plates, spend ten gold coins, and buy a big pill to remove negative effects!" Let's see how awesome the skills that are so buggy and ruin other people's gaming experience! "The big pill that the system costs ten gold coins is the best medicine that players can buy at this stage, and a big pill is in the stomach, which not only removes all the negative states on the player's body, but also restores health, mana and stamina.
As soon as this player finished speaking, the other players were interested, and they all wanted to see how ruthless the mentally retarded mouth was. They generously donated money and gathered ten gold coins to buy a big pill for the night to cool down. In the night, he took the healing elixir Da Huan Dan, and in the surprised eyes of the player, he died violently on the spot! The Novice Village is an absolute forbidden zone, and it also has its own recovery function. Now that some players have died in the Novice Village, the players are silent for a long time as they look at the white light rising from the Novice Village!
The origin thought that the night was slightly cool and the big pill could escape, so Cheng thought, the night night was slightly cool and went before him! said: "Zhiye, you are so stubborn, others have no game experience at all, this is a bit excessive!" One player shouted, "Let's go to the mentally retarded guy and ask him why he's holding it like that!" ”
At this moment, a system announcement resounded throughout the server: Congratulations to the mentally retarded player for successfully completing the S-level job transfer mission and becoming the first yellow-level player in "Spring and Autumn"!
When the player was treated in the cold night, Wang Jun and the mentally retarded returned to Wang Jun's house early, and Wang Jun informed the mentally retarded of the place where the sealing order was located, handed over the map to the mentally retarded, and detailed the situation of the monsters in the map, especially the boss - Jiufeng! Tian Fu got what he wanted and found that it was almost two o'clock at noon. Select Offline!
Tian Fuyi quit "Spring and Autumn" and took off the game helmet, and saw Wen Keke and Qin Sirou packing up their things, while Ji Meng was sitting on a game and playing games. The annual game show has passed, and Wen Keke and Qin Sirou have begun to look for other exhibitions and jobs. Ji Meng didn't pack up his things, which made Tian Fu a little strange, and asked, "Mengmeng, don't you look for a job with the little short legs?" Ji Meng's eyes were glued to the game, and he didn't raise his head and said: "They are going to G City tomorrow, and I want to stay in S City to develop." Ji Meng crackled a gunshot in the game, looked up and said to Tian Fu: "This girl is going to go to the toilet, I'll hand it over to you here!" After I come back, if my three-level head, three-level A, full M416 and full M82 are gone, uncle, you see how I clean you up! I couldn't help but say, press Tian Fu in front of the computer, Tian Fu put on the headphones, looked at Ji Meng's game interface, Ji Meng's game characters are located in a military base, Tian Fu took the headphones and heard dozens of gunshots roaring around, Ji Meng's game characters, only a trace of blood, defenseless armor, the only reliance is his own pair of flesh palms, the most important thing is that he heard the sound of AK loading next door. Generally speaking, Ji Meng occupies the kitchen, and Ji Meng's enemies occupy the living room.
Tian Fu pointed to the computer screen with his hand, and said in disbelief: "Meng Meng, this is the three-level head you are talking about, the three-level A, fully equipped with M416 and fully equipped with M82 cannon?" ”