Chapter 37: Suspicious of a long life? Then die!
Robber A asked Robber B: What card? Robber B: I don't know, maybe this kid has a broken head! Robber C: His grandmother, you're scared, aren't you? Little brute, if you know each other, hurry up and get the money, maybe you can buy a whole corpse! Otherwise, Uncle Ben's decapitation broadsword, hum! Kill or bury!
Lin Bufan: The second elder is very willing to spend his money! You three great sword masters should have collected a lot of money from him, right? Speak it up and listen to it! How much did you receive? Well, I might leave you all dead! I can't say it, I guess you are also famous in the killer world, if I find out, your whole family is ready to follow you on the road!
Robber A: Damn, what a sharp-toothed little brute, a low-ranking swordsman dares to insult me, it's really a long life!
Lin Bufan: I don't insult you, can you let me go? As soon as these words came out, the three robbers were stunned, yes, at this time, they are going to die anyway, and it seems that it is understandable to scold two sentences!
Lin Bufan: Do you really want to say it? Is that to prepare for the slaughter of the whole family? Give you three breaths time to think about it! Three, two, one! Goku, let them fart to death!
Lin Bufan originally just said casually, and let Wukong solve them directly, but who knows, this stupid dog really turned his butt to the three killers, "Poof! "A fart! Among them, there was also some excrement mixed with excessive force, and something commonly known as shit also flew towards the three of them!
Syllable! Three pieces of shit, impartial, just one person and one piece pasted on the face! Robber A: Oops! Oops~! What the hell? What does it smell? Robber B: I don't know, I'm being smoked! Robber C: Nima! Spicy eyes!
Originally, Goku's fart was really super stinky! smoked the three robbers into tears, and one of them was rewarded with a piece of shit, and the three robbers were already smoked and lying on the ground foaming! The wind direction suddenly changed a little, blowing directly from Lin Bufan and Fubo, and the autumn breeze was still very warm and cool! However, Lin Bufan and Fu Bo suddenly felt a foul smell coming to their faces! I almost vomited! I wondered what this Wukong was eating? How can it stink so much! Lin Bufan hurriedly took Fu Bo and ran back to the carriage, Wukong also came in, Lin Bufan kicked him out and said: You will come in again later, and distribute it outside! The carriage is such a big place! If you come in, Faber and I will die!
"Ding!" The host pet kills the next great sword master, and the host gains 20,000 experience! Prompt three times in a row, 60,000 experience in hand! Lin Bufan looked at the large string of zero experience points behind him and was speechless! This is the Year of the Monkey to reach the Sword Master! It seems that it is time to enter the system space to cultivate! Gotta find a way to get some gold! The poor are going to sell their kidneys! Now upgrade 10 million gold coins per hour! With such a huge amount of gold coins, Lin Bufan had a headache just thinking about it!
Lin Bufan suddenly thought that the emperor has an auction house! You can sell the unused equipment that you can't use when you kill the enemy in the future! These things are definitely in high demand! And you also need to have your own industry, otherwise it will be really difficult to move an inch without money in the future, and you can't go anywhere, right?
Lin Bufan is ready to learn from the buddies who have traveled in the past, and do some sought-after businesses on the earth that have not yet been done in the Yunlan Continent, but for the time being, let's upgrade the adventure team first! After thinking about it for a while, Lin Bufan felt that the smell outside had also dissipated, so he called Wukong in, and the group of two people and one dog continued to hurry, and the poor second elder didn't know that the killer he hired at a great price had been smoked to death by a dog and a fart! Still complacent at home waiting for the good news!
Got rid of the three robbers, and arrived at the imperial capital smoothly along the way! Seeing the city wall of the imperial capital from afar, Lin Bufan also missed his grandfather inexplicably! Although he is already a knight of light, he is only a sixteen-year-old boy after all! At the age of school on Earth, he is now a strong man who can already dominate one side!
When he arrived at the city gate, he showed the token according to the procedure and entered the city smoothly, after all, it was impossible for either the second elder or Ouyang Song to control the city guards in the imperial capital!
The carriage drove to the General's Mansion, and the guard at the door took a step forward directly and said: Stop, this is the General's Mansion, if there is no invitation, please go back!
Fauber got out of the carriage, and the guard at the door immediately recognized it as Fauber, and naturally made way for the carriage to pass, and at this moment, an extremely discordant voice came: Bastard! Who told you to open the door and let them go? In these years, what cats and dogs can come to the General's Mansion for a turn?
Lin Bufan knows this person! This person's name is Lin Wuxiong, and he is the housekeeper of the Great General's Mansion, and he is directly under the Second Elder faction! It seems that the scene of Cloud Falling City is about to be staged again! To tell the truth, the same Lin family, Lin Bufan didn't want to kill in his heart, what could he do, the tree wanted to be quiet and the wind didn't stop! When things come to the end, Lin Bufan can only stop killing by killing!
Thinking of this, Lin Bufan stepped off the carriageway: Lin Wuxiong, my courage has increased a lot after not seeing you for a few months!
Takeshi Hayashi: Yo, I thought it was! It turned out to be a little waste! How? Do you want to participate in the coming-of-age ceremony? See for yourself what kind of waste you can compare with Young Master Lin Nuo?
Lin Wuxiong's cultivation as a housekeeper of the Great General's Mansion is also extraordinary, and he is at the level of a high-ranking swordsman! The Second Elder originally sent him to see if the three Great Sword Masters had returned, but he didn't expect to meet Lin Bufan! At this time, Lin Wuxiong didn't think that Lin Bufan had killed the three great sword masters, he just thought that the two sides hadn't met! The three Great Sword Masters missed Lin Bufan, which was what the Second Elder was worried about! I just happened to meet it here! Although you can't kill him, you can't just beat him to death and make him unable to participate in the coming-of-age ceremony! If this matter is done well, the reward from the second elder's side is indispensable!
Therefore, Lin Wuxiong was vicious to the side of the guts, and when he came up, he ridiculed Lin Bufan! Prepare to let Lin Bufan take the initiative to attack him, and then he can self-defend and injure Lin Bufan! Ideas are always good, but there are always some discrepancies with reality!
Lin Wuxiong: Little waste, I advise you to get out of the imperial capital as soon as possible, as if you haven't been here! Don't worry, I won't tell anyone I've seen you! When the time comes, you won't even be able to pass the coming-of-age ceremony, and you'll be embarrassed here! If I were you, I'd find a crack in the ground and hide for the rest of my life!
Fauber: Lin Wuxiong, you are such a big bold! Dare to openly insult the young master! Is it really enough to live? At this time, Wukong also walked out slowly, swaying while walking, looking like he hadn't woken up, Lin Wuxiong saw it and said even more unscrupulously: Young master? I've never seen such a shitty young master! How? Afraid of getting lost? Bringing a dog with you when you go out?
When Wukong heard that there were a number of people falling again, he was suddenly a little unhappy, and bared his teeth at Lin Wuxiong! It's a pity that the image of the husky after he gets smaller really can't make people feel fear, it can only make people feel, what kind of dog is this? Stupid, stupid, stupid! As soon as Wukong saw that people ignored it, he directly aimed his ass at Lin Wuxiong, ready to fart and kill him!
Lin Bufan saw it and hurriedly stopped it, Nima! Is this a joke? Goku's fart is comparable to a gas bomb from another world! Not to mention the strange smell, there is no distinction between the enemy and me! This aisle is so narrow, if you let it fart out, then yourself and Faber will not live! After stopping Wukong, Lin Bufan said: Lin Wuxiong, don't forget, you are just a housekeeper, that's all! You are blocking the door here and not letting me in, and you are still openly humiliating me here, what are you going to do? I'm asking you again, you really don't want to live anymore?
Lin Wuxiong: What if you don't want to live? Small waste is small waste! What else would you do but a mouth cannon? Don't worry, it's far away from the inner courtyard of the General's Mansion, and your grandfather won't hear it, hahaha!
Lin Bufan: If you don't want to live, then die! As he spoke, he directly reached out and grabbed Lin Wuxiong's right arm, Lin Bufan pulled it back directly with the afterburner in his hand, rushed forward, and crashed into Lin Wuxiong, "Bah" and "poof" twice! The first sound Lin Bufan bumped into Lin Wuxiong, and the second sound knocked Lin Wuxiong away, but Lin Bufan didn't let go! I tore off Lin Wuxiong's right hand and arm!
Lin Wuxiong was shocked! Xindao: Which is this the next swordsman!? The Earth Knight doesn't have these two hits, right? I didn't see how I shot at all, and I was seriously injured! Thinking of this, Lin Wuxiong ignored his serious injuries and shouted: Where are the guards of the Lin Mansion? Catch the thief!
At this time, after hearing Lin Wuxiong shouting to catch the thief, the guards in the general's mansion quickly moved to appear in front of the door, and after seeing that Lin Wuxiong was already missing an arm, they were all surprised to think, who is so ruthless? So daring? Dare to commit murder in the General's Mansion! The guards of the General's Mansion are all formed from the elites selected from the army every year, so there are many people who don't know Lin Bufan, after all, Lin Bufan, the young master, has long been forgotten by everyone!
When the guards saw Lin Bufan and Fu Bo, they knew that this was the murderer! Lin Wuxiong shouted: These two thieves want to murder me! Come on, take it for me! All the guards drew their weapons and prepared to arrest Lin Bufan and Fu Bo, when Fu Bo threw out a token and said: Open your dog's eyes!
The guards took the token and immediately looked at each other, not knowing what to do, Lin Wuxiong said: These two people are pretending to be the young master of the Lin family, you remember, there is only one young master of the Lin family, and that is the young master of Lin Nuo! Why don't you take these two down quickly?
Lin Bufan: Lin Wuxiong, I wanted to take your life! Do you know what a sin it is to openly insult the young master? Do you know what a sin it is to instigate others to murder the young master? You will die for these two sins!! As he spoke, Lin Bufan's figure flashed, and when everyone didn't know what was going on, Lin Bufan was already standing in place, and it seemed that he had never moved! But Takeo Hayashi's head is gone! All that's left is a cold, headless corpse! It seems to reflect the sentence - if you don't want to live, then die!