Chapter Eighty-Five: Thor the Dog
Stan Lee has died. Well, good authors who don't pay attention to the news, don't pay attention to gossip, don't smoke or drink now know, how to say it, I feel, it's a pity, after all, it's been a long time since I entered the pit of Marvel. There is also the old man Jin Yong before. Say go, say no, it's gone, but the two old men are both long-lived, and it's not a sad thing. Anyway, sooner or later, people are going to die, and those who are alive will live well.
"Little evil god, are you okay, can you not be like a dog?" Ye Kai looked at the little evil god with a mouthful of dog hair, and the corners of his eyes twitched twice.
"Phew, bah, bah. It was it that bit me first. The little evil god spit out the dog hair in his mouth and said dissatisfied.
"If you don't tease it, will it bite you? It's obviously dog food bought for it, why did you steal it instead? Eat it secretly, you still eat it in front of it......" Saying that, Ye Kai couldn't help but want to laugh, quite speechless, he had never seen anyone more indebted than the little evil god.
"Hmph, I'm just here to help him taste it, or see if there's any poison in it. It is ignorant of good people's hearts. The little evil god said angrily.
"Eating the whole bag of dog food, is this called tasting? Anyway, now Thor has been reborn, and his strength has become, well, it's stronger, if you do this, it's still you who will be unlucky sooner or later. Ye Kai shook his head.
As for Thor? Well, this is Xiaobai's new name. After all, Xiaobai, no, it's Thor, Thor's power comes from Thor's genes and divine power, and his ability is also electricity, so it's actually quite appropriate to give it the name Thor. After all, a name is just a title. Especially in foreign countries, isn't there a grandson's name that is the same as the grandfather's name, and there are even fathers and sons with the same name, such as the actor of Iron Man. So the fame is the same, which is quite normal. Well, in fact, the reason why Ye Kai gave Xiaobai this name was also a little dark in his heart, and he had a kind of careful thinking of revenge. In fact, Ye Kai also wanted to get a red cloak and a hammer for Tor Dog.
"Hmph, it's just a dog, even if it has a little power, as long as it dares to bite me, I dare to bite back." The little evil god held his head high and said with a smug expression.
"Bite back? You're really, really weird. Ye Kaite looked at the little evil god speechlessly, shook his head and beckoned to Thor's dog: "Come on Thor, let's go to the laboratory, I'll do a test for you, and draw some blood by the way." ”
When Tor Dog heard Ye Kai's words, there was a trace of fear in his eyes, but looking at Ye Kai's appearance that he didn't intend to let it go at all, the dog's eyes showed a little helplessness, and he followed Ye Kai behind him and walked towards the laboratory.
Although Thor Dog is a dog, but after it became Thor Dog, its IQ has also improved a lot, although it can't be said to be a genius like Tony Stark, but in terms of IQ, it is no worse than the little evil god, so it can also understand what Ye Kai said.
Seeing Ye Kai walking into the laboratory with Thor Dog, the little evil god and Mindy hurriedly followed in.
The two of them were also curious, curious about what kind of state Thor dog was in. Especially the little evil god, she is even more evil and wants to see Thor dog being made into slices or specimens by Ye Kai.
"Come, Thor, lie down on it." Ye Kai beckoned to Toll Dog and pointed to the experimental table.
"Woo!" He whined twice, and then looked back at Mindy pitifully.
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you, at most draw some blood, a living test subject is better than a dead laboratory." Ye Kai rolled his eyes.
Thor dog reluctantly jumped on the test table, and then Ye Kai took out a needle and inserted it in Thor dog's leg.
Click.
The needle was broken, and Thor didn't even have a needle eye on his body.
Ye Kai was stunned and opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say. Why does a dog need such a thick skin? I took out a new syringe again, clicked, and broke again. Ye Kai covered his face weakly, what's the matter, I have to get some special instruments and equipment.
Thor himself didn't expect it to be like this, so he blinked, his eyes full of innocence.
"Ye Kai, your needle is too soft, let me come. Wait, I'm going to get the guy. The little evil god said, ran out quickly, and when he rushed back the next moment, he was holding a chainsaw in his hand, the chainsaw turned on, and it buzzed, and the little evil god walked towards Thor with an evil smile on his face.
Seeing the chainsaw held by the little evil god, Ye Kai rolled his eyes helplessly, if the chainsaw could cut the skin of Thor's dog, it would be rare.
"Woo woo, woo woo!" Thor was hunched and barked, full of menace.
The little evil god laughed wickedly and raised the chainsaw high, as if he wanted to split the dog directly.
"Little evil god, don't-" Mindy couldn't bear to shout, after all, she had been raising Thor most of the time before, and it was Thor who changed her life and made her gradually accept the life of ordinary people, well, although it was not too ordinary.
"Hahaha, eat dog meat hot pot tonight." The little evil god smiled evilly, and even drooled
"Woo, woo, woo-" Listening to the words of the little evil god, Thor dog was even more anxious, and roared at the little evil god frantically, and then a trace of lightning flashed on its body. With a snap, it instantly hit the little evil god's body.
"Huh!" The little evil god's body trembled, and she fell to the ground weakly, and at the same time, the chainsaw in her hand couldn't hold it anymore, and she rolled twice in the air, and the blade of the chainsaw was facing downward, poof, and it was directly inserted into the little evil god's head. The chainsaw buzzed, blood spurted, and the little evil god's body trembled even more.
"......" Ye Kai
"......" Mindy
"......" Thor the dog
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Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Ye Kai looked at Thor while drinking coffee. Dog Thor also opened his eyes wide and looked at Ye Kai's eyes. And then the two just looked at each other. If they don't know, they don't know what they're up to.
Of course, in fact, Ye Kai was thinking, thinking about what kind of existence Thor dog was, whether he had become an Asgardian, no, it was an Asgardian dog. What is the difference between the native Asgardian and the native Asgardian dog. Speaking of, Are there any dogs over there in Asgard? But there seems to be a wolf, which is Thor's sister, the pet of Hela, the goddess of death.
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Asgard
"What's wrong, Thor?" Odin looked at Thor, who looked a little wrong.
"I don't know what's wrong, anyway, in recent times, there was suddenly a feeling that something was very wrong, like, like, how to say, a little, similar to suddenly having a brother?" Thor scratched his head.
"You're probably missing Loki. Alas. Loki ......" Odin sighed.
"Well, I guess so. But Loki, why did he become like that? Alas. Thor's expression was a little dark.
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