Text: Three bald people

Tian Dad hung up the video with Tian Fu, Tian Fu ran to the store with his heart and began to get busy, cutting the remaining vegetables that had not been cut before, around half past six, Hu Aiguo was late to hold Yin Ni's hand, the two said hello to the boss, each busy with their own things, and gradually customers began to come to the door, Tian Fu started a day's work, the time came to ten o'clock unconsciously, the store was full of people, there were no remaining seats, and the work was temporarily over. Although Tian Fu's kitchen is equipped with air conditioning, it is full of sparks when cooking, with five flavors of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, overflowing with oil smoke, and the place near the pot is even more stuffy and abnormal, and the heat wave emitted by the stove in front of him and the cold wind blowing from the air conditioner on the back form a veritable ice and fire on the body. It's better to have the air conditioner on than to turn on the kitchen into an oven for the whole person.

Tian Fu was in such an environment as the kitchen, he was already sweating, his clothes were very uncomfortable clinging to his body, and his partner Comrade Hu Aiguo was too stuffy in the kitchen, so he went out from time to time to breathe the air, so he could only stay in the kitchen, this stop was more than three hours, and he couldn't wait to get out of the kitchen and go outside to breathe fresh air. I turned off the fire and just walked out of the kitchen door when suddenly a familiar voice came from the noisy dining room. A middle-aged man said in a slightly whimpering voice: "Jiajia, you are so well-behaved, your father and I didn't hurt you in vain!" Tian Fu's eyes lit up, and he said in his heart: "Three bald people." "Quickly turn your head in the direction of the source of the sound. I saw two men and two women sitting on the table on the right side of the restaurant entrance, eating and drinking. Looking closely, two middle-aged men and women, with two young men and women came to the store to eat hot pot, two young people, the girl is about 18 years old, the boy is 16 years younger, two middle-aged men and women, from the actions of the two of them, the demeanor is a couple.

Tian Fu said softly: "With a short and fat figure, no neck, but the head is surprisingly big, plus the head is bald, you are three bald, but why would you bring your own children to eat hot pot?" Glancing at the calendar in the store, he remembered something and said, "June 8th!" Today is the birthday of the three bald people! Turning to the counter, he took out ten yuan, handed it to the proprietress and said, "Boss, two bottles of Budweiser." The proprietress was stunned for a moment and said, "Tian Fu, don't you don't drink?" What do you do with wine? Tian Fu said: "I met an acquaintance." The proprietress sighed, took Tian Fu's money, turned around and walked to the refrigerator, took out two bottles of Budweiser beer, and handed them to Tian Fu.

Tian Fu, known as the man with the three bald men, also heard the conversation between Tian Fu and the proprietress at this time, was taken aback, turned his head to look at Tian Fu, and happened to see Tian Fu taking the beer from the proprietress and saying, "Tian Toad." Tian Fu saw the three bald men looking at him, smiled, and raised the beer in his hand at him. The daughter of the three bald men saw that her father was talking and laughing at the dinner table, and suddenly, the smile on her face froze, and she was very strange, and she followed her father's gaze and saw a man carrying two bottles of beer, walking towards her table, and asked the three bald men: "Dad, who is this person!" ”

The third bald man heard his daughter shout, came back to his senses, looked at Tian Fu, stretched out his left hand, picked up the wine glass in front of him, raised his head and drank it all, gently put the wine glass back in its place, and said, "The junior brother who used to study art together." Jiajia thought of her father's abnormal reaction when he saw the man, his father was not at all the happy reaction when he saw his friend, and his face was more worried, as if his father didn't want to see his junior brother, Jiajia relied on the girl's intuition, and felt that his father and him, the junior brother, must have had a very unhappy time before, so she glared at Tian Fu angrily.

As soon as Tian Fu came to the table of the three bald men, he saw a little girl glaring at him, and said in his heart: "I don't seem to have offended you, right?" As for looking at me like that? He put the beer in his right hand in front of the three bald men and said, "Happy birthday to the three bald sons." The three bald men looked a little unnatural and smiled: "You still remember my birthday!" Tian Fu smiled and said: "Of course, I was with Zhou Da belly back then, on your birthday," suddenly, the instep hurt, looked down, the three bald men stepped on his feet, and when he looked up at him, he saw the three bald men who had been drunk and red-faced, and looked at himself, with a little pleading look in his eyes, he looked at the other three people on the table with the rest of his eyes, and shook his head to himself.

Tian Fu originally wanted to say: Back then, Zhou Da Belly and I forced you, an uninvited iron rooster, to treat you on your birthday. At that time, in order to make sure that you invited guests to pay the bills, we didn't bring money or mobile phones to the banquet one by one, but you were good, you still shouted that I had a treat in the morning, and when you arrived at the table in the evening, you got yourself drunk first, and finally we also managed to do it, Zhou Da and I ran back to the dormitory to get the money, and then ransomed our big group of people from the food stalls. In the end, it was Zhou Dayu and I who dragged you, a drunk who had to worship with the big tree on the side of the road, back to the dormitory. You said that such a unique birthday, can I not remember? Seeing the different expressions on the faces of the three bald men, he changed his words and said: "I can remember the different eating habits and taste preferences of people in each province, city and county, and I can easily distinguish who has different accents and what kind of dishes I like. Your birthday is not a problem. ”

When the three bald men heard Tian Fu change his mouth to show off his ability, he let out a long breath, picked up the Budweiser that Tian Fu put on the table with his right hand, stood up, stretched out his left hand, patted Tian Fu on the shoulder, and said enthusiastically: "Come on, come on, Tian Toad, drink, drink." Saying that, to make room for Tian Fu, he was going to pull Tian Fu to ask him to sit at the table. Before the three bald men could vacate their positions, Sun Jiajia heard that his father called the strange man he saw Tian Toad, this person was the culprit that his father often mentioned that his father had killed his father's baldness, and with a stupid sound, he pulled the stool back, stood up, stretched out his left hand, pointed at Tian Fu's nose, and asked sharply: "You are Tian Fu!?" ”

Sun Jiajia's questioning, Tian Fu was a little confused, he thought that the person was indeed ugly, but he had never done anything to offend her, and he couldn't understand why she was waiting for herself, so he asked: "Yes what, no, what?" Sun Jiajia saw that although Tian Fu did not admit that he was Tian Fu, the meaning of his words was almost to admit that he was Tian Fu, his eyes flicked to the gate, and said coldly: "Yes, you are not welcome here, no, you are not welcome here!" This is our family reunion, please get out of here now! Don't disturb us for a meal! ”

Sun Jiajia's unwelcoming attitude towards Tian Fu aroused his curiosity and asked, "I said sister!" Let's meet for the first time! I didn't say anything about you, I didn't scold you, and I didn't tease you, why didn't you treat me like this! Jiajia hugged her hands around her chest, her mouth was deflated towards Tian Fu, she snorted, and said, "You know what you do!" ”

Tian Fu thought to himself: "I met you for the first time in front of your father, what did I do?" Do you want this for me? Curiosity sparked, he reached out and pulled a plastic stool beside him, and sat down with a big grin. With Erlang's legs crossed and his hands on his chest, Hangerlang sat on the stool, looked at Sun Jiajia and said, "You said that I have done something hurtful!" ”

Sun Jiajia saw that he clearly said that he would let Tian Fu go, he actually sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, asked himself what he had done with a calm face, was furious, and said in his heart: "With this cheek, it really deserves to be the fighter of the scum that my father said." An arrow rushed to Tian Fu's side and shouted, "You get up for me!" As he spoke, he reached out and pulled Tian Fu. After pulling for a while, she found that Tian Fu didn't move at all in her pulling, and she couldn't pull this strong man of more than 160 catties at all.

The three bald men were surprised when they saw that their daughter was not in harmony and went to pull Tian Fu, he had a personal experience of Tian Fu's character of retribution, and his bald head was given by him. Tian Fu's style of saying what he said was not only the envy of his brothers, but also the jealousy, for fear that his daughter's pull would annoy Tian Fu, Tian Fu gave his daughter a slap, and with Tian Fu's strong arms, she had to bear this palm. He knew how Tian Fu's tendons and flesh came from, Tian Fu was stimulated when he was a child, and he specially trained his muscles to come out to prevent him from suffering in a fight. According to Tian Fu himself, because when he was six years old, he had a fight with a shrew in his twenties and lost, so he always exercised his muscles in order to gain the upper hand in the next fight. His sensible daughter bumped into it, and he felt distressed for a long time, he dared to let his daughter take risks on Tian Fu. It is said that good men don't beat women, but in this theory, Tian Fu is definitely not a good person. If Tian Fu didn't beat women, would he train his muscles because he fought and lost with women at the age of six? immediately stepped forward, pulled Sun Jiajia aside, and reprimanded: "Jiajia, what are you messing around!" How can you be so rude! ”

Sun Jiajia saw that she wanted to get rid of the guy her father hated, her father not only ripped himself away, but also defended the other party, and with a bang, he stomped on the ground with his right foot, and said unwillingly: "Dad!" You. Her stamping attracted the attention of everyone in the restaurant, all wondering what was going on here.

Tian pricked up his ears to listen to the movement here, but he was like a nobody at this time, holding his chin with one hand with his right hand, and looking at Jiajia with a smile on his side face. "Hey." Girl, what did I do to make you so angry that you can't even take care of basic etiquette? When Sun Jiajia heard Tian Fu say that she couldn't even take care of the most basic etiquette, it seemed to say in her ears that she didn't even understand etiquette. Xin said: "You scumbag of the virgin bitch, and you have the face to tell me what etiquette." Immediately furious, with a wave of his left hand, he drove away his father's hand on his right wrist, walked to Tian Fu, stared at Tian Fu with his eyes, pointed to the top of the head of the three bald people, and said, "Say, why did you pour hair removal cream into my father's shampoo?" ”

As soon as Sun Jiajia's words fell, in the place where she couldn't see, the three bald men closed their eyes painfully, pinned their heads to the side, and shook their heads incessantly. Suddenly remembered a scene many years ago: "On that day, Zhou's belly was not the same as the current one... ”

Zhou Cheng Zhou belly leaned against the kitchen door to the outside of the corridor, looking around waiting for someone to arrive, his face was not without anxiety, suddenly, there were hurried footsteps in the corridor, and after a while, a short and fat figure appeared in the corridor, Zhou Cheng saw the figure, obviously relieved, looked left and right, and made sure that there was only a short and fat figure around, and when the short and fat man flashed into the kitchen, Zhou Cheng quickly followed, and said in a low voice: "My Sun Tusun Cannon, don't you know that today is a holiday, and the master wants to inspect our cooking skills, Why are you here now? ”

Sun Tu smiled, pushed Zhou Cheng with his elbow, took out a wallet from his pocket, squeezed his eyebrows, and whispered: "When I came today, I saw that the wallet of a person in front of me was about to fall, I followed four or five streets, and finally picked up this wallet." When Zhou Cheng heard this, he turned his elbow against Sun Tu, and said in a low voice: "I think you have fallen into the eye of money, when is it, you are still worried about other people's wallets, do you know that today's assessment is related to when we will leave the school and how much money we get a month!" If the master finds out that he has arrived, and you have not arrived, you will be dead. Apprentices should be paid at least half a year more. ”

Sun Tu was taken aback, and looked around to see if the master was in the kitchen. Zhou Cheng said in a low voice: "Don't look at it, the master is not here, as soon as the master comes, he will call Tian Fu to the office to inspect his eating habits all over the country." Estimated for a while! Sun Tu let out a sigh, patted the wallet in his hand, and said, "Oh, that's good!" It's good that the master didn't come! It's good that you didn't come! Zhou Cheng suddenly thought that Sun Tu got off work yesterday and got off work very early, and asked: "By the way, Sun Cannon, you got off work so early yesterday, and the master asked you to cut ten catties of shredded radish, have you cut it?" Today's exam is fried shredded radish. ”

With a snap, Sun Tu patted his head and said angrily: "How did I forget this." Yesterday my daughter-in-law came over, originally I planned to come early in the morning, cut out of the shredded radish is also fresher, the exam is a little bigger, the result is on the way, see this wallet... Zhou Cheng slapped Sun Tu on the shoulder with his palm, and said hurriedly: "You are all at this time, and you are still thinking about your wallet!" Why don't you want to think about how much less it is to get an extra half a year's apprenticeship salary than if you get a chef's official salary! That's worth a lot more than your broken wallet! ”

Only then did Sun Tu remember that the monthly salary of junior chefs in the hotel started at 5,000 yuan, and the salary was divided according to the level of cooking skills, ranging from 5,000 yuan for junior chefs to 20,000 yuan for senior chefs. This is much more than the 1,200 yuan of the apprentice's salary, thinking that he ran a few streets in order to pick up a wallet and walked so many unjust roads, I thought I had made it, but I didn't want to lose it because of a small loss, and my heart was on fire. Thinking of the amount of money owed in order to marry his daughter-in-law a few years ago, as well as the monthly mortgage in his hometown county seat, he did everything he could to save money, even his face could be gone, this time he didn't want to be greedy for pleasure for a while, and he was annoyed in his heart. Anxiously stamping back and forth, suddenly, being mixed by the stool, staggered forward a few steps, saw that he was about to hit the table, propped his hands on the table, stopped the momentum of rushing forward, raised his head and looked, the lid of a basin on the table fell to the side, leaking out of the plate full of radish shreds like dragon whisker noodles, the root of the radish shreds are the same size, length, thickness and shoulders.

Sun Tu stretched out two fingers, picked up a shredded radish, put it in front of his eyes, and said, "It's so fine." It's so well cut. He got up and walked to the freezer, looked back at the pot of shredded radish on the table, and said in his heart: "Anyway, it's shameless, it's not once or twice, and it's okay to be shameless once." Toad, with the master's importance to you, if you don't finish your homework once in a while, the master won't blame you, this time you should serve the people, I will remember your sacrifice! "Open the door of the freezer, take out a basin from the refrigerator, there is a little shredded radish in it, but the shredded radish inside is a little thicker than the pot of shredded radish on the table, mixed with a lot of shredded radish of different lengths and thicknesses, not as neat as the pot on the table, it looks a little messy.

Sun Tu looked at the shredded radish in the basin and said softly: "It's not unreasonable for the master to be eccentric, I cut the shreds so seriously, but it's still worse than the toad that is a round younger than me." What kind of world is this! He shook the shredded radish in the basin, drove the shredded radish to a corner of the plate, walked to the table with the pot, put the pot on the table, reached out and grabbed a large handful of shredded radish from the plate on the table, and put it in his own basin.

Zhou Cheng saw Sun Tu directly put Tian Fu's cut silk into his plate, stepped forward and grabbed Sun Tu's hand, and said, "How do you take the cut silk of the toad!" If the master finds that the toad's silk is not cut properly, he will scold him to death! Sun Tu said: "Old Zhou, now it's the rivers and lakes to save the emergency!" Don't take some shreds from the toad, I'll get the shredded radish to complete today's exam! is saying that the toad doesn't have to participate in today's chef assessment, the silk is not enough, he will be scolded by the master at most, but I will lose at least more than 20,000 oceans! My family, young and old, is looking forward to me opening the pot early and earning more money. Zhou Cheng thought of the character of equal revenge, and said hurriedly: "What kind of virtue is a toad, you should know very well, if you let him be scolded, he will definitely not be finished with you!" ”

Suddenly thinking of Sun Tu's family conditions, he was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: "This Sun Cannon, in the past three years of studying art, the family has been supported by his daughter-in-law alone, and there is a sick old lady at home, and the two children have started to go to school, and the expenses are very large, and they really need money." If I stop him from saying something, it will be tantamount to cutting off his money, and he will definitely hold a grudge against me. But the toad kid, don't look young, but his eyes are a master who doesn't rub sand and can't suffer, as long as he looks at the silk in Sun Dacang's basin, he knows that Sun Dacang took his silk and caused him to be scolded. If he sees me with Sun Dacang, he will ask me to testify that Sun Dacang took his silk. At that time, I would offend people by whether I did or did not testify, and the best way to break the situation was that I was not present. Let go of Sun Tu's hand and said, "I went to the toilet to play with pesticides, I didn't see anything, and when the master and they came, you called me." ”

Sun Tu heard Zhou Cheng change his words without mentioning that he took Tian Fu's silk, and understood what Zhou Cheng meant: This is telling him that I, Zhou Cheng, went to the toilet to play games, and I didn't see what happened in the kitchen. smiled at Zhou Cheng and said, "Understood!" Zhou Cheng took out his mobile phone, turned on the sound to the maximum, hummed a small song, and walked in the direction of the toilet.

Sun Tu then took out shredded radish from Tian Fu's plate and put it on his plate. I grabbed a few handfuls, weighed the weight, and felt that it was almost ten catties. When he walked to the hallway and saw that there was no one, he returned to the table, reached out and stroked the shredded radish on the surface of Zhengtian Fu's plate to make it look as if no one had touched it as much as possible, closed the lid, picked up his pot of shredded radish, and put it back in the freezer. Sit on a stool and wait for the master to arrive.

After waiting for ten minutes, the master Wu Xi took Tian Fu to the kitchen, Sun Tu saw that Wu Xi was dressed neatly today, his hair was meticulously combed, his eyes were bright, and the expression on his face was not angry and arrogant than before, and it was almost written on his face that I was here to find fault. He knew that the master, who was usually very strict, had no intention of releasing water today. He couldn't help but feel a little worried about whether he could pass this assessment. As soon as Wu Xi entered the kitchen, he saw that only Sun Tu was sitting alone in the kitchen, and he didn't see Zhou Cheng's figure, his face was a little unhappy, and he said, "Sun Tu, where is Zhou Cheng?" Sun Tu said: "He went to the toilet!" Wu Xi heard Sun Tu say that Zhou Cheng went to the toilet, his face softened slightly, and asked, "How long has he been there?" Sun Tu said: "It's time to play a plate of pesticides!" Wu Xi heard that Zhou Cheng ran to the toilet to play games, and said dissatisfiedly: "Really, today's young people, who are squeezing time to play games, are looking forward to spending time tomorrow to improve their cooking skills, and they don't want to think about spending tomorrow's time to improve their current skills." Then tomorrow's skills will be improved by that day. Is it the day after tomorrow, or is it the day after tomorrow? Sun Tu saw that the master had the intention of reasoning again, he was a little afraid of the master's reasoning, so he hurriedly diverted the topic, don't let Wu Xi go too far on the road of preaching, and said, "Master, I'll call him." Wu Xi nodded undeniably and said, "Go!" Sun Tu turned around and went to call Zhou Cheng, and after a while, Sun Tu and Zhou Cheng returned to the kitchen, and saw Tian Fu standing in their own positions, and the two of them each walked to their own positions and stood still.

Wu Xi saw that everyone was coming, waved his hand and said, "I won't talk nonsense, yesterday I asked you to prepare shredded radish, how are you preparing?" Sun, Zhou, and Tian shouted loudly at the same time: "All ready!" Wu Xi said: "Okay, you go and take out the things you have prepared." Let me see how you cut it. The three of them each put their own basins with shredded radish on the table, Tian Fu took his plate, found that something was wrong, and was shocked: "Why is it so light?" ”

Wu Xi checked Zhou Cheng's cut out radish shreds at this time, looked at it and nodded: "Yes, the thickness and thickness all meet the requirements." Zhou Chengyi smiled when he heard that Wu Xi recognized what he had cut out. Wu Xi came to Sun Tu, looked at Sun Tu's cut out silk, and found that the silk in Sun Tu's plate was thick and thin, long and short, the thin radish shreds, the length and thickness were basically the same, and the slightly thicker radish shreds were a little different in length and thickness, picked up two thick and thin radish shreds and put them in the palm of his hand, looked at them, and said in his heart: "This thin silk, no matter how you look at it, it is the silk cut out by Tian Fu's kid!" Could it be that Sun Tu asked Tian Fu to help him cut some shreds? Turning his head, he saw Tian Fu staring at the plate in front of him with a displeased face, frowned, didn't say anything, held the two silks, and turned around and walked towards Tian Fu. Sun Tu saw that Wu Xi had seen the shreds he had cut, and he didn't say a word, and sighed in his heart: "Did the master find out that I took the shredded radish from the toad?" Wu Xi came to Tian Fu's side, Tian Fu opened the lid on the plate, lowered his head and said, "Master, I obviously cut enough yesterday, but today I found that more than half of it was missing." ”

Wu Xi put his hand into the plate, took out a handful of silk and put it in the palm of his hand, compared the silk brought from Sun Tupan, and found that the silk in Tian Fu's plate was basically the same as the filament in Sun Tupan. Xin said: "The filaments in Sun Tu's plate are really cut by Tian Fu, looking at Tian Fu's appearance, Sun Tu didn't ask Tian Fu, and directly took Tian Fu's radish shreds, resulting in Tian Fu's radish shreds not enough!" If Tian Fu knew that Sun Tu stole his shredded radish, this kid would have to blow it up, but Sun Tu's kid's approach can't be filled, otherwise something will have to happen. His face darkened, and he looked at Sun Tu and said, "I'm asking again, whether it's ready or not, I can give you an hour to prepare now." Sun Tu saw Wu Xi looking at him and saying this, he also felt that Wu Xi had discovered something and said that, but when he thought of admitting that he had taken Tian Fu's radish shreds to prepare for the exam without permission, he might not only be disqualified from the assessment, but his face would also be extremely unpleasant, so he shouted with Zhou Cheng: "Get ready." In order to avoid looking weak-hearted, Sun Tu's shout even used the strength to breastfeed, and the shouting was particularly loud.

Wu Xi shook his head in his heart when he saw that Sun Tu did not admit what he had done. Tian Fu said: "Master, I was really good yesterday. . ! Wu Xi didn't wait for him to finish, waved his hand to interrupt him, and said: "Don't make excuses, it's not obvious, if you don't have it, if you don't have it, you don't have it." How many times have I told you, boy, don't pretend to work hard, life won't play with you. Today, for the sake of saving you face for three years of hard work in my eyes, I won't worry about you, but you have to remember that there will never be a next time when I rub sand in my eyes. After speaking, he glanced at Sun Tu, and then said: "From today on, Tian Fu, you don't want to cut shredded radish, from today onwards, you cut three catties of shredded tofu for me every day, when to cut it, when to go back to rest." He took out a hundred yuan from his wallet, put it next to Tian Fu, and said, "You can go to the vegetable market now and buy thirty catties of water tofu and come back." Tian Fu opened his mouth and wanted to argue, but when he just opened his mouth, Wu Xi waved his hand to the door, interrupting the beginning of his defense, he had to pick up the 100 yuan cash on the table and walked out of the kitchen, thinking about it while walking: "Master took a shredded radish I cut and compared it with the shredded radish in Sun Tu's pot, the two are basically the same, Master knows very well what everyone cuts out looks like." Then he must be able to see that the silk he took out of the Sun Tu basin was cut by me, why didn't he expose it? And what he said was all looking at Sun Tu and saying it, his intention to speak was obviously to Sun Tu, when I wanted to defend myself, he chose to separate me, Master, why did he make such a choice! ”