"What the hell are you doing?"

"Uh-huh." Liu Tianqi nodded fiercely at the master in front of him.

"Male ghosts, female ghosts."

"Woman, in red." Liu Tianqi looked at the master and said.

"The female ghost in red? What does it look like, can you describe it? The master twisted his mustache and said with an unfathomable expression.

"Does it have anything to do with catching ghosts?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master puzzled.

"Of course it matters, if you say it, you can say it." The master looked at Liu Tianqi and said impatiently.

"Fair skin, slender body, long black hair, choppy waves." Liu Tianqi used four words to describe the female ghost.

"Hey, I'll go, that's a female ghost under this condition, it's just a goddess!" After listening to Liu Tianqi's description, the master's eyes lit up, and he was also a man in the wolf road.

"Huh...... Is it? Liu Tianqi laughed twice when he heard this: "What if she has no face!" ”

"No face?"

"Yes, bare as a blank sheet of paper, do you still want such a 'goddess'?" After Liu Tianqi said this, he looked at the empty chair on the side with dull eyes and said, "Eldest sister, the master calls you a goddess, he likes you so much, you follow him in the future, don't follow me!" ”

"Young man, who are you talking to? You won't have schizophrenia, I'll just hunt ghosts and treat mental illness here! ”

"You, can't you see her?" Liu Tianqi looked at the master with blazing eyes, and the master was stunned for a moment and sneered: "Don't talk nonsense, it's obviously only the two of us here." ”

Liu Tianqi listened to the master's words and stood up and said, "It turns out that he is a liar again, MD Laozi should run first." ”

After Liu Tianqi said this, he rushed out of the door, and the master looked at Liu Tianqi who ran out from behind and shouted angrily: "You are a liar, your whole family is a liar, if there is that female ghost on the chair, my whole family will be a bastard." ”

After the master said this, he looked back at the chair, and sat on the chair with a bang, and shook his whole body, only to see that on the chair where there was nothing just now, there was a woman in red, with fair skin, long black hair, and turbulent waves......

"I heard that I am your 'goddess', do you like me?" The woman in red lifted her featureless face, and her voice was cold, as if it could penetrate a human body.

"Ah...... Hell ......"

Outside, Liu Tianqi pedaled his second-hand broken bicycle at this time, quickly overtaking the electric motorcycle of the takeaway brother in front, and the speed was a term in the sports world - rabbits are his grandsons.

"Little brother, are you still running fast? But I can fly! Liu Tianqi was pedaling the car when suddenly a gloomy voice sounded in his ears.

"Ma Dan, I caught up so quickly, it's really ghostly, Lao Tzu is not a star, why don't you keep chasing like this!" Liu Tianqi shouted loudly into the air.

"Ride quickly, if you can't ride, let me take a bite, little brother."

"What? Bite the penis! Ma Dan, you female ghost is too dirty, Lao Tzu will not give in, Lao Tzu will not let you bite. Liu Tianqi was so frightened that he was already hearing impaired, covering his crotch, his speed soared another notch, and the chain of the second-hand bicycle creaked non-stop.

"Ma Dan, it's terrible, this female ghost is terrible." Liu Tianqi was riding a bike, his head was full of sweat, although he covered his crotch with his hands, Liu Tianqi still felt that his crotch was cold.

This female ghost is too fierce, she actually wants to bite her little brother, if she is defiled by a ghost, it is better to hit her head to death, Liu Tianqi is absolutely not allowed to sacrifice to a female ghost for the first time, especially a female ghost without a face!

WhewW......

Liu Tianqi rode for more than 20 minutes, Liu Tianqi suddenly remembered that his home was only a ten-minute drive from here, how could it be that he hadn't arrived home for more than 20 minutes, Liu Tianqi looked up again, and suddenly a cold sweat came down, isn't this the door of the master's house? I've been spinning around for half a day, this must be the ghost arranged by the perverted female ghost to hit the wall.

"Hehehe...... Run, aren't you very good at running? "At this time, the female ghost moved a small bench from the master's house at some point, sat at the door of the master's house, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked at Liu Tianqi like a monkey."

"You, what the hell do you want to do, why do you keep following me." Liu Tianqi was about to collapse.

Liu Tianqi just turned 20 years old today, a junior student of L University, and when it comes to this female ghost, it starts with Liu Tianqi's 20th birthday three days ago.

On Liu Tianqi's 20th birthday that day, he was very happy, drank a lot of wine, and walked through a cemetery area where few people walked at night when he woke up, and found that this female pervert was entangled around him, lingering.

Liu Tianqi has been inhumanly abused in the past two days, no matter what Liu Tianqi does, this female ghost is angry with her sense of existence, Liu Tianqi washes her face, she flows out of the water pipe, Liu Tianqi looks in the mirror, she is shaking in the mirror, Liu Tianqi even goes to the toilet, and when she turns around, she can appear in the confluence bay and stare at Liu Tianqi.

Liu Tianqi was tortured by female ghosts and went crazy, so he began to find a master to exorcise ghosts, and the master just now was the ninth fake exorcist master that Li Xiaofei found in the past three days.

"Why do I keep following you? Because your meat is delicious. The female ghost looked at Liu Tianqi and said as it should be.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, your sister, I'm most annoying to you foodies." Liu Tianqi shouted at the top of his throat.

When the female ghost heard this, she suddenly floated up from the chair, and Liu Tianqi was shocked when she saw this scene, and hurriedly laughed with a smile: "Hehe...... I'm kidding, you sit down first, in fact, you foodies are pretty cute. ”

The female ghost didn't eat this, and her breath became violent, and Liu Tianqi felt that the whole person was bubbling up from the tail bone at this time, and his heart seemed to be grabbed by a hand, and it was very difficult to beat.

The female ghost slowly approached, Liu Tianqi put his hand in his trouser pocket at this time, and secretly ruthless in his heart, he had no choice but to see if the home remedies on the Internet were accurate.

"your grandma's legs and eat Lao Tzu's magic weapon!"

Liu Tianqi shouted, and a yellow liquid spilled out, and part of it splashed directly on the body of the female ghost in red.

"Ah......h

Sneer......

A stream of white eyes rose in the female ghost's body, seeing this scene Liu Tianqi was overjoyed, Du Niangcheng did not deceive me, they all said that the boy urine restrained the evil ghost, sure enough, I really didn't expect that Lao Tzu's body as a boy for more than 20 years actually saved my life, TM's future who is going to laugh at me is a boy chicken, Lao Tzu has to throw him to the female ghost, I see how he saves himself.

The female ghost was so traumatized that the ghost couldn't sustain it when it hit the wall, Liu Tianqi had already found his way home, stepped on his bicycle, and ran away at a speed of one hundred and eighty miles.

Liu Tianqi ran for a long time, and the female ghost eased up, looked at the direction of Liu Tianqi's escape, and roared angrily: "The old lady has played enough, I want to eat you!" ”