Text: The identification system of the pit daddy
Tian Fu glanced at passer-by A and said, "Lu lame, say?" What's going on? Passerby A smiled bitterly: "It's not the brain of the pit daddy identification system in "Spring and Autumn"!" The RMB warrior interface: "Generally, the identification of online games is either unsuccessful, or the identification is successful, and all the attributes are identified, but... ”
Without waiting for the RMB warrior to finish speaking, passer-by A spit out a mouthful of water on the ground, and said in a hateful voice: "The appraisal system of "Spring and Autumn" will not remind you that the appraisal was successful, nor will it remind you that the appraisal failed. In the setting of "Spring and Autumn", you take a weapon and equipment, even if you don't go to the appraisal, you can use it, but you can only use the basic damage and defense strength, and the auxiliary skill effects of the equipment, but you can't play it! For example, if a long sword attacks 100 points, the attack comes with a health regeneration effect, if the player does not identify that the long sword has a health regeneration effect, then the player who owns the long sword can only exert 100 points of attack damage of the long sword, and cannot do the attack health recovery. Identification systemWhen appraising, the system does not guarantee that the appraiser can completely identify all the attributes of the item being identified. This can easily lead to the fact that a weapon that originally had three attributes, and after the player found a crappy appraiser, the appraiser only identified one attribute, or could not identify the attribute. This is also the main reason why I sold the Hanhua Sword as a tabula rasa equipment. ”
The RMB warrior smiled: "I heard from the Penguin program ape who developed the game that they wanted to develop such a cheating identification system, so that players can beg with a golden rice bowl without knowing it, and experience the fun of picking up and selling leaks in antiques; Of course, there will be no shortage of players holding weapons that are too white to be white, as attribute weapons, and identifying them again and again, hoping to identify one or more skills. Penguin does this, giving you the illusion that the gap between you and the peerless divine soldier is just as good as a good appraiser! Pointing to the passer-by A and continued: "Such an unreliable identification system, but when the player takes the item to identify, after getting the result is a tabula rasa equipment, trade it to another player, and another player takes it for identification, if the additional attribute is identified, the penguin will send a very intimate clockwork message to all players who handle the item: Prompt: Dear so-and-so player, so-and-so player obtained a certain item from you, the player identifies the following attributes: 。。。。。 The condition of the lame man on the road is such a situation! ”
Passerby A cried and said, "Professionals, temporary workers, the loss of the best equipment." I feel like the system is targeting me Fat Tiger! At this time, there was a laugh in his ears, and when he looked up, he saw the mentally retarded holding his hand on the stone table and laughing, the RMB soldier was originally just holding his stomach with his left hand and laughing, after seeing him look over, he pointed at him with his right hand and laughed, then saw him look at himself with an aggrieved face, turned to the side to face him, his waist was bent into a shrimp with laughter, and his right hand patted on the table from time to time, and said with a smile: "Zhiye, I, I, I'll tell you, this and this,"
After changing two breaths, he continued: "This Hanhua slashing horse sword, the effect of Hanhua and the people and horses, I don't know what the actual combat effect is, but, but the effect of this slashing horse is really good!." He took two breaths, pointed at passerby A, and explained: "Although there is no detailed division of occupations in "Spring and Autumn", you can learn this skill. Silly big black and thick melee profession,The lethality is amazing.,Skills start.,The animation of the end of the skill.,The time required is also very long.,This is undoubtedly a big flaw in the melee pk, which is a matter of seconds.。 Others can make a fuss at this time, and the passive attribute of cutting horses reduces the starting and closing time by 50%, which is undoubtedly a flaw that has been reduced by half for the stupid black and rough melee reckless man of the heavy armor, which can be called the best attribute! ”
Tian Fu took his eyes off the system information bar, glanced at passer-by, and said to himself: "Mr. Trench just asked the system to demonstrate the effect of Hanhua Heavy Pressure, the special effect of Hanhua is Heavy Pressure, the effect increases the reaction time of the hostile target, not only can it slow down, I slash out to my knife on the target, the time it takes is 1 second, after being applied to the heavy pressure effect, the time it takes is 1.1 seconds. After stacking six layers of passives, this time is increased to 1.6 seconds, and with the effect of slashing horses, holding the Hanhua Slashing Sword can make the DPM of both enemies and friends become very different! ”
The RMB warrior clapped his hands, looked at passerby A with ill will, and said: "Zhiye, when you say this, under one subtraction and one addition, it does have a great impact on the DPM of both sides!" Tian Fu and Zhang Jin sang and harmonized, passer-by A had already lowered his head to count the stone slabs on the ground, and at this time there was a noisy sound from the small village, which was obviously a player talking about the tragic encounter of passer-by A, and passer-by A vaguely heard a player repeat: "This is a tragedy." He raised his eyes and looked at Wang Jun, who was fiddling with the equipment on the stone table, and said, "Zhiye, your thing looks good, will he not be able to identify the attributes!" ”
Without waiting for Tian Fu to speak, Wang Jun said without raising his head: "Don't worry, I'm not the one who killed pigs from the village chief!" Only the mallet took things to the village chief to identify! Passerby A didn't expect Wang Jun to refute him, and muttered to himself: "Don't worry, I'm not the one who killed the pig from the village chief!" Only the mallet took things to the village chief to identify! The village chief killed pigs, so I'm the mallet pig? As soon as he looked up, he saw that the mentally handicapped and the RMB warrior had a tacit understanding and nodded at the same time, confirming what he said!
Passerby A's emotions collapsed instantly, his hands were clenched into fists, raised high above his head, his two fists trembled, and with a snap, his right foot stomped heavily on the ground, and shouted at the sky: "Ahhhh Penguin, you come out for me, you tell me, who designed this pit daddy identification system, I promise to kill him! After roaring this voice, he looked at the two people who were laughing, and said in his heart: "I was so stupid just now, I actually sought comfort from these two goods, these two goods now wish I even stuffed my teeth with cold water, just by their performance when climbing the mountain, if they see me fall into the well, the first thing they do is not to find a rope, they must first take a photo and send it to Moments, and then go to find a stone bigger than the wellhead, and cover the wellhead!" Above: Friends, the man who fell into the well is my friend, please don't worry, watch it in a civilized manner, stand on the stone and take a photo and send it to the circle of friends, and mourn the misfortune of my friend! ”
Sure enough, Tian Fu and Zhang Jin laughed louder when they heard the blood and tears of passerby A's accusation. It's good that passerby A didn't roar, but after he finished roaring, the RMB soldier jumped to the side, pointed at him and mended the knife and said: "Hey, everyone, look, this is the tragic protagonist of Hanhua's horse sword case, let's circle around him a few times to ward off evil spirits!" As soon as the RMB warrior finished speaking, the other players who passed by Wang Jun's place all gave a glance to passer-by A, and passer-by A was stunned for a moment and said, "You guys? The players turned their eyes to Tian Fu's intellectual retardation, and the intellectual disability nodded mechanically under the eyes of the players, confirming the identity of the tragic protagonist of Passerby A.
The other players were in a stalemate for a second, I don't know which player took the lead, hula, seven or eight players circled around passers-by, and one of the female players sang in a special way: "Throw the handkerchief, throw the handkerchief, gently put it behind the child, don't tell him, hurry up and catch him, hurry up and catch him... The female player who sings the key song has a particularly sweet voice, which causes the other players to laugh.
Zhang Jin saw that passer-by A's face was red, put one hand on Tian Fu's shoulder, and sighed: "This time, Lu Cripple, it's a complete tragedy!" It's cool! Then he said: "Come, brother who is still watching my live broadcast, let us mourn for the lame man, a song "Cool" to the protagonist of the tragedy!" Then Tian Fu heard the melody of the song "Cool Cool" in his ears.
When everyone was happy, a system announcement suddenly popped up.
System Announcement: Well, I'm sorry, due to the negligence of the temporary worker 10086, there was no announcement of the system's decision to commend the heroic deeds of player Passerby A, who had the courage to be the first to eat crabs. Tian Fu, like other players, was confused by the sudden system announcement, and said in his heart: "There is still a commendation for this kind of thing!" ”
Passerby A's original face was like ashes, this is when he heard that the system wanted to commend his deeds! looked at Tian Fu and Zhang Jin with a smug face, pointed to his chest with his thumb and said: "Look at the system prompt, there is a commendation, there is a commendation, do you know what a commendation is?" Do you want me to give you a science popularization of what is a commendation! ”
Tian Fu and Zhang Jin looked at passerby A with a smug expression, not to mention how uncomfortable they were, they held their mouths and didn't look at passerby A's smug face! Passerby A hurriedly opened his attribute bar to see what the system had rewarded him, so that he could find a place in front of Tian Fu and Zhang Jin! Without waiting for him to find the system news, the system announced on the whole server: In view of the fact that the player passerby A provides a good negative teaching material! At the same time, the system would like to congratulate the player Passerby A for winning the honorary title of the first eyeless bead!
Title Effect: Equipping this title will provide the player with a small shield with a defense strength of 30, and an additional 30 copper coins will be charged when identifying the equipment! The title is unique and non-tradable until someone more unlucky than that player appears! Does player Passerby A claim the title, yes/yes? ”
After reading the announcement of the system, everyone saw that the system rewarded a bad title after fully affirming the deeds of passer-by A, thinking that passer-by A had seen the system to commend him before, and the performance of his spirit, the system was also very spiritual to ask him whether he was a point yes or a yes to receive the title of having eyes and no beads, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Passerby A looked at the laughing crowd and muttered, "Come on, come on, I'll give you the English book, and you come and tell me, what's the difference between this and yes!" As soon as the words fell, the laughter of the surrounding players became louder! Passerby A hated it!
After passer-by A clicked to receive the title of the eye without beads, the system announced: the player passerby A successfully received the title of the eye without beads, and the system hopes that there will be more follow-up like the player Passerby A, the event of buying and returning the pearl to the dust will continue to be staged, after all, only your tragedy can provide the majority of players with sustainable and developable jokes, and finally the system wishes you a happy game and physical and mental health!
When everyone was happy, Wang Jun finished appraising the equipment, walked to the house, and when he passed by the mentally handicapped, he said: "The attributes of that short sword are very suitable for you!" After speaking, he walked to the door, leaned against the wall of the door, and waited for the spoils of the three of them!