Chapter 539: Old Medicine Jar

Wang Siying saw that Secretary Hu was gone, so he obediently entered the game, he didn't want to be a wheelchair or crutches in the game.

"Holy! Dare to snub Lao Tzu like this! Do you know that Lao Tzu is a medical saint! As soon as Wang Siying entered the game, she heard a loud voice shouting in the prison!

"It's just TMD, you treat you like a little fairy! It's so bad that I'm waiting for you! You're a prisoner! Do you know that you are a prisoner! It's a black sheep that harms all directions! A white old man appeared in front of Wang Siying's eyes, pointed at Wang Siying's nose and scolded. Why is it said that it is a white old man, because God's hair, beard and eyebrows are all white, and his face is even whiter, as white as acting and makeup, plus he wears a full suit of white clothes and pants, and even his shoes are white! Therefore, Wang Siying's first impression was that of the white old man.

"I'm not a prisoner!" Wang Siying said weakly.

"Hmmm! I know! You're not a prisoner, people who come here and are beaten like this say that! Not only is he not a prisoner, but he is also a poor ghost, isn't he?! Old man Bai continued.

Wang Siying smiled bitterly and stopped arguing.

"I'll tell you now, I'm a famous miracle doctor, and everyone else calls me a healer! I have been practicing medicine for 60 years, and the number of prisoners who have been killed by my hands was just over 50,000 yesterday! So, today should be your lucky day! Hahaha! The old man laughed wildly as he spoke!

"You tmd, be quiet, you old elixir jar!" A patrolling jailer shouted at the old man.

"A person like him who doesn't respect the medical saint will be punished sooner or later, let's give him face now, let's be quiet. Another day, he will get a strange plague, festering and dying, and then I can't save him, I can only barely keep him alive, but for people who are festering all over his body, keep him immortal, you say, is my old medicine jar doing evil! Hey, hey, hey! The old medicine jar whispered and laughed, as if he had seen the jailer festering all over.

"You're an old immortal cursing me again, aren't you?" The jailer came to the door of Wang Siying's cell and scolded the old medicine jar through the iron bar.

"I say, I wish you a long life and great wealth! If you think this is a scolding for you, then it will not make me wish you a strange disease and fester, and I will not be able to cure it when the time comes, so discredit my name as a medical saint! The old medicine jar raised his voice and replied.

"You !!" The jailer glared dryly, didn't say anything more, and walked away.

"Humph! He really doesn't get that disease, don't infect me when the time comes! The old medicine jar said as he shivered to cooperate with himself.

"Hehehe!" Wang Siying looked at it and laughed a few times.

"I see that you are saved, it's all like this, and you can still laugh! Fortunately, you met the medical saint and I didn't have a social meeting today, in the past, you may be my 50,000th and one! The old medicine jar nodded to Wang Siying and said with satisfaction.

"Then there's Mr. Lao Yisheng!" Wang Siying endured the severe pain and said to the old medicine jar.

"I don't dare to have the word "labor"! It is my duty for me to heal you, as the saying goes, it is up to man to do things, and it is up to heaven to heal and cure you. It doesn't have much to do with me! The old medicine jar said as he began to check Wang Siying's injuries.

"Young man, what are you guilty of being beaten like this? The people who led King Cheng's granddaughter to elope and were arrested last year were not beaten like this! Mo no, didn't you peek at the queen taking a bath? Hey, hey, hey! The old medicine jar said while examining Wang Siying's injuries.

"You are not only a medical saint, but also an immortal, this can't be hidden from you!" Wang Siying was not so stupid as to say that she was beaten like this by slaughtering 200,000 Zhongzhou prisoners of war.

"Damn! What a TMD hero out of a teenager! You kid peeked at the queen bathing, but my old medicine jar peeked at the horse widow who sold tofu taking a bath, this TMD is really more popular than the dead! As the old medicine jar spoke, as soon as she used her hand to exert force, Wang Siying felt the pain of her left leg being broken again!

"Oh! Left leg finished! The old medicine jar nodded with satisfaction and said.

"Thank you, the old god of the medical saint!" The beads of sweat flowing down Wang Siying's head were the size of soybeans.

"You kid is strong! So there was no howl! However, you still have to endure it, don't faint! fainted, even Hua Tuo's old immortal came in person, and he couldn't save you! The old medicine jar said, took a black and shiny broken medicine jar from the back, opened the lid very reluctantly and looked inside, and shook his head in disappointment.

"Hehehe, don't say I don't have medicine here!" Wang Siying said with a wry smile.

"Ahem! A knife on the head of the color word! My 60-year-old childlike skills were actually broken by a 20-year-old liar! The old medicine jar said this, but a flush floated across his pale face!

Wang Siying looked at the old medicine jar and mentioned the little liar with a look of intoxication, and did not continue to say anything, for fear of disturbing the old man's dream.

The old medicine jar slowly woke up from the dream, raised the broken medicine jar and raised his head, drank a big sip of the contents of the contents, and then sprayed at the place where Wang Siying's left leg was fractured, Wang Siying suddenly smelled a stinking smell. The old medicine jar ignored Wang Siying, who looked suspicious, but quickly took out two splints to clamp Wang Siying's left leg and wrapped it tightly with a rope before nodding with satisfaction.

"Old man of the medical saint, what ····· you just said?" Wang Siying asked suspiciously.

"Of course it's the old man's boy pee!" The old medicine jar said very calmly, "However, it was the last bite just now, and now there is no more!" ”

"Huh?!" Wang Siying really couldn't accept it anymore, took a sip of urine and squirted it out!

"Damn! What's all the fuss about! This is a prison! The only medicine that can be used is urine and feces, and nothing else! The old medicine jar said.

"You can bring it in from the outside!" Wang Siying said.

"The only person who can bring in things from the outside is you, you have a Qiankun bag, the warden has no way to take out things, change it to someone else, even if you have a fart outside, you can only let you in after you are beaten out outside!" The old medicine jar said. Wang Siying was very surprised, how could the old medicine jar recognize her own bag!

"You can give the warden money!" Wang Siying said.

"If you give money, you can only be beaten less, and you can't keep things." The old medicine jar replied.

"Oh!" Wang Siying nodded and said, he now understands a lot of prison things.

"Anyone who comes in here will understand a truth." The old medicine jar said.

"What's the truth?" Wang Siying asked.

"Of course, prison and hell are just one word apart, and everything else is pretty much the same!" The old medicine jar said.

"Oh! Isn't the person who gave the money exempt from being beaten? Wang Siying asked.

"Hahaha! Give money? What money to give? Give them money that they can't get, such as the things in the bag on your body, they can't get it, you take it out and give it to them, of course they can not hit you! "They don't beat you in the classroom, but in the cell, they will let the prisoners make up for this lesson for you!" ”

"Oh, I see, there's no one who won't be beaten here!" Wang Siying nodded and said.

"If I don't convince you, how will I manage you in the future!" The old medicine jar continued.

"Is there really anyone who hasn't been beaten?" Wang Siying still asked in disbelief.

"Absolutely! It's just that it's not you, it's those women who look a little good, and these beasts won't fight these women! The old medicine jar said.

"There are still beauties with preferential treatment!" Wang Siying couldn't help but sigh.

"Preferential? They are afraid that they will beat the female prisoners to blood, which will affect their animal desires! Which female prisoner came in and didn't want to survive or die! If you think about it, the jailer prison class is one hundred and tenth, isn't it much more cruel than beating a stick! The old medicine jar said helplessly.

Wang Siying didn't say anything, but fell into deep thought. He is now a prisoner and is not qualified to change all this, but when he was in Liao, he never asked about the prison cells of the Criminal Department of Liao, and I don't know if the prisons in Liaoguo are like this. If it's the same, isn't it a dereliction of duty?

"However, there are also women who have escaped." The old medicine jar said, and his face flushed again.

"How did she escape?" Wang Siying couldn't help asking.

"She disguised herself as a white tiger! White Tiger, do you understand? The jailers were so bad that they gave up harming her. The old medicine jar said.

"She's smart!" Wang Siying praised.

"She's a natural liar and, like you, has a talent for liars! The whole cell was afraid of the White Tiger, and the warden felt that this was unlucky, so he ordered me, who was destined to be in the shadows, to break the White Tiger Tribulation of this little liar, and I lost my virginity for more than 60 years! A few more red clouds floated across the white face of the old medicine jar.

"Hahaha!" Wang Siying couldn't help laughing when she looked at the old medicine jar like this.

"Thanks to your laughter, my boy has no urine drops, and your right leg may be lost!" The old medicine jar looked at Wang Siying and said.

"Huh! Don't move, don't move, I'll see! When the old medicine jar looked at Wang Siying again, he was immediately overjoyed, "I didn't expect that a handsome man like you is actually a virgin!" ”

"W-is this worth your excitement?" Wang Siying looked at herself with her eyebrows fluttering when she saw the old medicine jar, and couldn't help but ask weakly.

"Damn! Where do you want to go! I'm not like those prisoners, I'm interested in men! The old medicine jar said, and snorted twice, "I mean, your urine is also a child's urine!" ”

"Come on! Come! The old medicine jar said, put the broken medicine jar between Wang Siying's legs, and motioned for Wang Siying to pee.

"I, I'm a gamer!" Wang Siying said very reluctantly.

"Who says you're a gamer? If you wear a prison uniform, you won't be treated as a player! Pee fast! Pee fast! The old medicine jar stared at Wang Siying's peeing tool and said.

"Are you turning your head?" Wang Siying said to the old medicine jar almost pleadingly.

"I'll turn a bird's head! Pee fast! The old medicine jar said anxiously.

"I'm afraid of splashing on you." Wang Siying said.

"Splash a bird! I'll have to drink it in my mouth for a while, pee fast! The old medicine jar urged, "However, you guy's not a small matter!" ”

“····” Wang Siying was under the watchful eye of the old medicine jar like this, and urinated out the first bubble of urine in the game!

"Hmmm! Good, good! The old medicine jar tasted a little of Wang Siying's urine and nodded in praise. Wang Siying didn't dare to say a word, she was really afraid that the old medicine jar would ask him if he tasted it!

"Boy, you're dishonest!" The old medicine jar put down the broken jar and said to Wang Siying.

"How did I be dishonest?" Wang Siying asked.

"You said you peeked at the queen taking a bath, isn't that a lie?" The old medicine jar questioned Wang Siying.

"How did I lie!" Wang Siying thought to herself, it was you who peeked at the queen taking a bath, when did I say it!

"It's right to peek at the queen taking a bath to gouge out your eyes, how can I break your legs! Tell you the truth, what the hell did you do? The old medicine jar suddenly asked sharply, "Hurry up, say!" ”

"I ······ Ahh When Wang Siying was about to say something, a sharp pain came from her right leg!

A sharp pain came from her right leg, and Wang Siying understood that it was the old medicine jar that was diverting her attention just now, and this pain was to connect the broken part of her right leg again.

"Thank you, old fairy!" Wang Siying endured the severe pain and said.

"My mission is completed, as for whether you can survive or not, it's up to God!" The old medicine jar said, drank a large mouthful of Wang Siying's urine and sprayed it on Wang Siying's leg injury, and then quickly put on the clamp.

"Finished! I've dealt with the bone injury, and the other flesh injuries are up to you to recuperate. Looking at your physique, 3% of you hope to survive! The old medicine jar stood up, looked at Wang Siying carefully, and said.

"Thank you, old fairy!" Wang Siying smiled slightly and said to the old medicine jar.

"You can laugh, your probability of survival has risen to 4%!" The old medicine jar said this seriously.

"Don't have any ideas?" Wang Siying saw that the old medicine jar was leaving, so she hurriedly asked.

"Attention birds! Don't move, you can't move for ten days in this state, didn't I say it in vain? Take care of it, here are 2 nests in 1 day, you can condition a ball! There is still someone who needs to take care of you, except for the jailer here is me, can the jailer take care of you? I? Don't expect me to spend eleven hours a day in a liar's cell! The old medicine jar said so many words in one breath that made Wang Siying die.

"Do little liars also have illnesses that need to be cared for?" Wang Siying has a feeling that this little liar is not a player! Because he also knows a little liar, it can't be so coincidental!

"She's a gamer and doesn't be online very often, so I have to stay in her cell so she can see me as soon as she goes online! Don't talk nonsense with you, I think, this point should be online for her! The old medicine jar ran out in a hurry as he spoke.

"Damn! You old immortal, busy reincarnating! When the old medicine jar ran out, it happened to run into the jailer, who scolded loudly.

"Yes! Oh, yes! I'm really busy going to reincarnation, it's too late, I shouldn't be able to be your father in the next life! The words behind the jar of old medicine were spoken in a very small voice, and the jailer could not hear them very clearly.

"The old immortal, holding the white tiger every day, can't say that he will be hindered to death one day!" The jailer also glared at the back of the old medicine jar and said.

"Hello!" Wang Siying saw the jailer looking at her cell through the iron fence and greeted her with a smile.

"Brother! There is rigidity! Brother admires you! I've been a jailer for more than ten years, and I've never seen anyone else beaten like you and survived, you're this! The jailer said with a thumbs up to Wang Siying through the iron fence.

"Huh, huh?" Wang Siying said with a slight smile.

"But, brother, if my brother says something you don't like to hear, your injury, if you don't have good medicine, it's really hard to get through!" The jailer looked at Wang Siying's injuries through the iron fence and said.

"Leave it to fate!" Wang Siying said helplessly.

"Brother, I'll tell you·····" When the jailer said this, someone outside the prison door shouted loudly that it was time to eat, and the jailer quickly closed his mouth and quietly walked away. Then, the cell that had been quiet suddenly became noisy.

"There is a big drought in Henan and Hebei, and the emperor has ordered that the amount of food for prisoners will be halved! Get started today! A very thick voice shouted. Suddenly, the sound of cries and pleading filled the cell.

"Shut up, what's it called? The emperor's order is not Lao Tzu's order! There is a kind of hunger strike where you are all on a hunger strike, so that Lao Tzu can also have a full meal! The thick voices rose again, and the prisoners fell silent.

Then what came to Wang Siying's ears was the sound of the nest head, as if the people who received the nest head were complaining about the small nest head, and the thick voice scolded a few words, and the voice of complaining was gone.

"Damn! If you want to eat well, don't come here! It's a waste to give you scum anything to eat! The thick voice scolded to himself, getting closer and closer to Wang Siying.

"It's your turn!" Wang Siying's iron fence was knocked a few times, and a thick voice asked.

When Wang Siying raised her eyes, she saw a tall, meaty man holding a 100-pound bag in one hand and a soup bucket in the other, standing outside Wang Siying's fence, knocking on the fence and saying loudly.

"Damn! If you are beaten like this, don't eat it! When the person with the head of the nest saw Wang Siying's appearance, he frowned and said.

"Can you give me some soup?" Wang Siying didn't argue, and said in a low voice.

"Wait a minute!" The big man at the head of the nest said, leaving Wang Siying and walking towards another cell.

"Okay, thanks." Wang Siying swallowed her saliva and said. Although the voice was very low, the big man with the head of the hair still heard it, looked back at Wang Siying, turned his head and continued to give the head to others.

Wang Siying was really hungry, but there was no way.

About an hour later, the big man came back with no bag and soup bucket in his hand, but a bowl of hot white gnocchi soup.

"Brother Long knows about you, he ordered me to give you his food, and he ate today." The big man with the head of the hair handed in the pimple soup from the food delivery port under the iron fence.

"Thank you, thank you, Brother Long!" Wang Siying reluctantly moved, but the severe pain hit from every part of his body, and the pain made him give up getting up.

"It seems that you are hurt more than I thought, or, let me feed you!" Seeing that Wang Siying couldn't move, the big man with a nest head rubbed his hands and said.

"Hehe, this kind of thing is what you big men should do, or I'll serve him!" A sweet girl's voice came from behind the big man.

"You? Can you? You can't..." The big man with a nest looked at the girl behind him suspiciously.

"I'm just feeding him, and I'm not marrying him, can I kill him?!" The girl said very generously.

"Well, well. Feed him, but you can't steal it! The big man with the head of the nest said, and left.

"Don't worry! I steal to eat, my rotten tongue! The girl said.

"Hello!" Wang Siying said to the girl who took the initiative to wait for her.

"Don't talk, you're injured like this, so let's save your strength. Come, I'll feed you! As she spoke, the girl dug out a spoonful of hot pimple soup with her mouth, and handed it to Wang Siying's mouth while swallowing the saliva.

"Thank you." Wang Siying said, opening her mouth to eat the pimple soup handed over by the girl.

"What's your name?" The girl asked.

"Wang Siying." Wang Siying replied truthfully.

"Oh, such a feminine name?" When the girl heard Wang Siying's words, her expression did not fluctuate much, but she asked lightly. The girl's calmness made Wang Siying feel a little bit lost in her heart.

"Daddy paid for a name." Wang Siying swallowed another mouthful of pimple soup and said.

"What about the deceivers? It must be that your father has a good relationship outside, and this name was given in honor of the woman, and the woman's name must have a Ying character in it! The girl said, and handed another spoonful of pimple soup to Wang Siying's mouth.

"Hehe, my mom said the same." Wang Siying didn't have much disgust with the girl's words.

"Your mother is stupid enough, what man would be stupid enough to honor another woman with his child's name!" The girl changed her mind again.

"Hehe, that's what Dad said." Wang Siying still said with a smile.

"Tell me, what did you do to be beaten like this? How many years have you been sentenced? The girl asked again.

"I killed 200,000 NPCs, I don't know how many years to sentence!" Wang Siying said lightly.

"What?···" As soon as the girl heard Wang Siying say that she had killed 200,000 NPCs, she immediately shuddered, and a spoonful of pimple soup fell to the ground, and the girl quickly grabbed the pimple soup with her hands and put it in her mouth, and licked a few fingers one by one with her tongue. Wang Siying's eyes widened when she saw it!

"How many NPCs did you kill?" The girl asked.

"200,000." Wang Siying replied.

"What about your accomplices? They were all executed? The girl asked.

"I didn't have an accomplice, I killed it alone." Wang Siying said.

"No bragging?" The girl stopped and asked.

"Bragging about candy?" Wang Siying said with a slight smile.

"Big brother! I adore you so much! You're a big hero! 5 of us killed 1 NPC and were sentenced to half a year, and you must not be sentenced to 100,000 years! The girl said with wide eyes.

"Hehehe, I can't!" Wang Siying said with a wry smile.

"Alas, it seems that you have just come in, and you don't know the situation here, let me introduce it to you, as soon as you enter the prison, the warden will confiscate all your things, including the things in the space grid, I think you have already experienced this. If you can guarantee that your outside friends send money in, you can be exempted from 100 kills, and if you don't have money, you can only be beaten. Even if you have the money to send it in, you won't be able to kill the mighty stick, and Brother Long will not have a good time at this level. Tell you, Brother Long is the king of prisoners, and after entering the prison, you have to listen to Brother Long, not to mention prisoners, even the jailers have to respect Brother Long for three points! Brother Long, this level is inevitable no matter how much money you have! Don't look at me, a beautiful person like me definitely can't be beaten. The girl told Wang Siying about the prison.

Wang Siying didn't say anything, because he had heard the old medicine jar say what would happen if the girl came in. So he wanted to divert the subject, so he asked the girl, "What's your name?" ”

"Listen to me, don't interrupt, my name is Xiaobian, and my friends call me a little liar! I've got 10 days left to complete my sentence, so you'll probably never see me again, hehe. The girl said with a grin.

"Compared to you men being beaten with sticks, it's hell for us girls to go here! Although we are players, when we enter here, we are not treated as players. Including the special protection that the system gives to our girls, it is not recognized here! If I had a choice, I'd rather be beaten with 100 sticks! When we get here, all we girls can do is close our eyes! The editor continued, the expression on his face was extremely bleak.

"Fortunately, the system still gave us a way to live, turning us into a very taboo for NPCs. If it weren't for the old medicine jar, I probably wouldn't have hurt at all. Xiaobian said, "Don't look at the old medicine jar's age, I still really like him, if it is reality, I may really marry him." ”

Wang Siying still didn't say anything, just nodded incessantly.

"Don't talk about this, let me tell you, here, you must not die, if you die, go to the underworld, several partners who came in with me are now in the underworld, some of them are afraid of going to prison and commit suicide, and some of them were killed after the beating and did not pay attention to the wound and died of wound infection, and there was a challenge to Brother Long who was killed, and the last one was starved to death because of the unbearable head of the nest, and now they are all in the underworld, with ghosts every day, the day before yesterday when we drank together in reality, they all said they didn't want to play. It's just me who survived here. Of course, this is also inseparable from the care of the old medicine jar! ”

"Didn't they find a way back?" Wang Siying asked.

"Of course, the way is to bribe the king of Yama with something very valuable, but what can a player who has just entered the underworld have to bribe the king of Yama?!" The editor replied. Wang Siying's face was beaten and deformed, and it was very difficult to eat, and the editor fed it for a long time before he finished feeding, and the editor licked the spoon and bowl with his tongue clean.

"I've got a barbecue here." Wang Siying said to the editor.

"Hehe, it's impossible, it's been confiscated a long time ago!" The editor said without raising his head.

"Really, I don't believe you..." Wang Siying's hand reached into the space grid and the Qiankun bag, and he really couldn't take out anything, his things were all sealed, even Qian Liu couldn't call them out.

(End of chapter)