Let's go to Wushan. A rain of clouds. The "erotic encounter" that Yu Xiaochun said in his head, none of the above glamorous episodes happened. May, it seems, is neither a model nor an admirer of basketball heroes, but just a good actress. She tried her best to stick Yu Xiaochun, and couldn't wait to invite him back to the room, probably because she didn't want to let herself be under the medicine in "Genting", and the medicine could be exerted in public.

In the hotel pool during the day during the week, although there is no one in it, it is always too conspicuous to get a big man like Yu Xiaochun away.

In this way, Yu Xiaochun should not complain. On the contrary, he should be glad and thank "Mei" for her grace of not killing. May may just be a code name — but let's keep calling her that for the sake of convenience — she may be backed by a well-defined and well-structured tissue of human organ harvesting. But well, this is just an assumption, and Mei is nothing more than the protagonist of this fairy jump.

And precisely, her target is Yu Xiaochun, who is not very experienced in feelings and has no resistance to good-looking women.

In terms of appearance, Yu Xiaochun happens to be the most suitable "prey".

The appearance is mediocre, the glasses reveal a little wooden, the small fat figure shows that he is usually not attractive to women, for the model proportions of Mei, Yu Xiaochun is obviously an easy target who will be easily provoked by a slight tease. During Koharu's phone call, Mei probably happened to overhear his conversation. "LeBron", "Yang Yiming", "Cousins" These keywords, as long as you pay a little attention, plus some simple basketball knowledge connection, you can roughly deduce that the little man in front of him, if he is not a senior basketball practitioner, has a close relationship with Asian star Yang Yiming.

So Mei is a cunning female thief with beautiful skin. As thieves, seeing people and things is their ability to take care of their business

She is confident in her "technology". The drug in a cocktail will work within 10 minutes. The stopwatch for the countdown began to tick from the moment Mei handed the "Yunding" to Yu Xiaochun and he took the first sip. But Mei is not in a hurry, she is calm and relaxed, her body, fingers, and speech are like a thousand sultry tentacles, which hooks Yu Xiaochun's heart and makes it difficult to sit still. This poor man probably thought that he had met a true love fan who was really attracted to him and was fascinated by his cute but non-negligible temperament, and the drug in the wine had not yet worked, and he had already turned the world and his soul out of his body.

So Mei is another thief who steals her heart.

"Then let's go together."

Yu Xiaochun can't wait.

But he didn't know that what he couldn't wait for was to fall into the gentle trap of a female thief.

From the open outdoor swimming pool to the hotel lobby to the elevator room, Mei is close to Xiaochun step by step, and as the surrounding environment becomes more and more private and narrow, Yu Xiaochun also goes from being restrained at the beginning to slowly relaxing his posture, his hands are getting closer and lower, his body is getting closer and closer, and his breath is getting thicker and thicker. Mei wanted to refuse to welcome back, so Yu Xiaochun took the moon in the ninth day, took Mei into his arms, and kissed him mouth to mouth. This is probably the boldest and most revealing "brute force" thing Yu Xiaochun has ever done, but he thinks that in the scene where the fight was hot at that time, he can only do that to be worthy of Mei's passionate teasing. Just as he looked like he was about to succeed with his strength, his hotel room arrived. Yu Xiaochun hurriedly opened the door, pulled Mei and rushed in, like a hungry man who hadn't eaten for three days saw the Manchu Han full banquet. But maybe it was because the hungry man was too hungry, or maybe it was because the effect of the drug happened to work (probably closer to the truth of the matter), Yu Xiaochun felt dizzy and stumbled, and fell into his long-awaited Simmons.

By the time he woke up again, the clock had gone night. It was dark outside, the sliding door to the balcony of the guest bedroom was open, and the wind from the sea lifted the curtain on the door. Consciousness slowly cleared up - he looked at himself again, his whole body was naked, and for a moment he was delusional that he had really had something to do with Mei. But he quickly overthrew himself: if something happened, he could perceive it. He had just been stripped naked, and his clothes had nowhere to go, except for the white towel he had taken to the pool.

Why would anyone steal clothes?

Yu Xiaochun soon realized that his situation was by no means as simple as having his clothes stolen. He looked around through the moonlight through the sliding door, and found that the room was empty, like a newborn, thrown into this strange world, with no trace of his breath or traces around. Yu Xiaochun has been living in this hotel for a few days, and his computer, clothes, and luggage were thrown everywhere by him, but at this moment, he seemed to have put on his wings and flew away from the door where the gauze curtain caressed him.

It was only after seven or eight hours of meeting Mei that he finally realized who he had met.

The female thief who ransacked him.

Yu Xiaochun wants to communicate with the outside world, but he does not have any electronic devices such as mobile phones and computers. He wanted to go to the front desk to call the police for surveillance, but his clothes were also stolen, and if he had to wrap himself in a towel and walk to the lobby, he was afraid that he would be controlled as a perverted exhibitionist first. He made a call to the guest room, and the front desk handed over the duty manager, but the duty manager's English was not very good (after all, Vung Tau is just the back garden of the people of Ho Chi Minh City - can you expect the Chengde Hotel to be of international standard?). The two chatted with the duck for a long time, and the manager on duty finally understood Yu Xiaochun's appeal. He said that he could assist Yu Xiaochun in reporting the case, but he needed the latter to provide his identity information to prove himself:

Prove the singular proposition of "I am who I am".

Yu Xiaochun always thought that this kind of farce would only happen on Chinese soil.

Of course he can't prove it. Everything around him has been stolen, passport, ID card, and even his driver's license in the United States and the boarding pass for the flight to Vietnam, he has nothing now, and he really can't prove that he Yu Xiaochun, it's that Yu Xiaochun.

The manager on duty called the police anyway. The policeman's English was even worse, and after a longer chicken-to-duck conversation, the police finally determined that Yu Koharu might be the victim, not a psychopath who broke into a hotel room without wearing anything. This obvious inference could have been quickly drawn by accessing the hotel check-in information and surveillance footage, but the local police and duty manager in Vung Tau were stunned and did not expect to put what should have been done first until the end. Yu Xiaochun was hooked up by a female thief in the pool, and the two hugged and fought hotly, and his various surveillance pictures of inches and monkeys were in a hurry, which actually caused the other party to laugh. Yu Xiaochun was furious, protected the bathrobe brought by the hotel with one hand, and slapped the table with the other hand, before the other party turned into a sneer. The suspicion of a mentally ill person was ruled out, but the police hastily filled out a form, asked Yu Xiaochun to sign, patted his buttocks, and walked away.

The case of the female thief, in his opinion, is probably just a farce to pass the time on this night at the end of summer.

Now it doesn't matter who the female thief is or where she went. What Yu Xiaochun wants to ask is what he should do next.