Chapter 1823: Bastard

"Starve you, your fat is just making fertilizer, get up." Lin Yu slapped Monk Hua angrily, Monk Hua heard Lin Yu's voice, and he got up from the stake.

"Bastard surnamed Lin, you're finally here." Seeing Lin Yu, Monk Hua almost burst into tears, thinking that the abbot here does have a hand in torturing people, Monk Hua's character is notoriously sassy, and his master sometimes can't do anything about him, but now here, he is tortured and almost crying.

"Okay, that's good." Lin Yu looked at the wooden stakes that fell to the ground around him, and he said with a smile: "You cut all this firewood?" ”

"Nonsense, didn't I cut it or did you cut it?" Monk Hua sat down angrily, and he sighed and said, "Hey, the current world is really impossible." ”

"You don't know Jinghai's bald donkey, how capable he is of torturing people, he let me do the heaviest work, the most important thing is that he doesn't give me good food."

"I don't believe they won't even let you eat." Lin Yu said with some sarcasm: "It's because there is no meat in this dish, it doesn't suit your taste, you wine and meat monk." ”

"Forget about the lack of meat, we are not people who can't endure hardship, but do you know what the old monk gave me? There are no green vegetable leaves, all vegetable stalks, hard and hard to bite, the most important thing is that there is less oil and salt, you see, you see that I am hungry and thin now, I tell you that I am hungry and dizzy now. ”

"Well, yes, you're fat, it's time to lose weight." Lin Yu laughed and said, "Who can blame you for this?" You are also bold, you drink wine and eat meat in the temple, and you dare to harass female pilgrims here, your thief is really bold. ”

"Conscience of heaven and earth, who said this?" Monk Hua was about to cry: "Is this what the little monk told you?" ”

"yes, isn't that what happened?" Lin Yu looked at the flower monk a little inexplicably and said, "The little monk said that you touched the buttocks of the female pilgrim and was slapped in the face. ”

"Do you believe that? I am a monk with principles. The flower monk was furious: "It was the woman who took the initiative to seduce me, and finally became angry and hit me, let me tell you that I am a principled person, and I don't touch a good family." ”

"Forget it, flies never stare at seamless eggs." Lin Yu shook his head helplessly and said, "If you really clean yourself and be like a saint, I don't believe that woman can really accuse you." ”

"That's the case, if you don't believe it, I can't do anything." Monk Hua looked at Lin Yu resentfully and said, "It seems that I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River this time, what should I do." ”

Monk Hua patted his head with some distress and said: "I've been in this place for almost a week, I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, I have to do these jobs all day long, my master I live so much, even my master has never cleaned me up like this." ”

"Haha." Lin Yu couldn't help laughing when he saw Monk Hua's aggrieved face.

"Okay, okay, don't laugh, hurry up and find a way to take me out, otherwise I will definitely lose half my life by the old monk here." Monk Hua sighed: "Hey, my little Wei came to see me, but every time I was stopped outside by them. ”

"Your little Yui?" Lin Yu was a little inexplicable: "Which Xiao Wei?" ”

"You are stupid, the little girl who was forced to collect protection money by the underworld when she set up a stall under the overpass, you and I beat the enemy away with that little Wei, the one who drinks well." When Monk Hua mentioned this Xiao Wei, he looked obsessed.

"Oh, I remember." Lin Yu suddenly realized, he stared at Monk Hua and said: "Monk, you can pay attention, people are still children, still studying, either you are still vulgar, or you stay away from her, her family will not agree to her marrying a monk." ”

"It's vulgar." Monk Hua said with some distress: "Do you think I don't want to? My master and I am an inheritor, if I am still vulgar, he is afraid that he will break us up if he runs to the ends of the earth. ”

"Hey, there's no way, I can't help you, I can't beat your master." Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua with some pity and said, "Then what do you want to do in the future?" ”

"What can I do? Take one step at a time, I don't believe it, in this world, lovers can't become dependents. Monk Hua shook his head and said, "Now, you have to find a way to get me out." ”

"Save you? How can I save it? Lin Yu said with a smile: "Now there are two monks outside, and these two monks are not weak, I am not sure that I will not alarm the people in the temple before I put them down." ”

"You need to know what you're guilty of." Lin Yu said hatefully: "You are guilty of molesting women, this is a major place in Buddhism, such a thing happened, do you think the abbot can hold his face?" ”

"I said, that's not my problem, it's that woman who seduces me and then angrily calls me rude." Monk Hua said angrily: "How can I say that you are willing to believe it?" ”

"What's the use of believing in it?" Lin Yu looked at Monk Hua, and he said helplessly: "The main thing is that the abbot doesn't believe it, there are too many old monks here, and I can't beat them, what should I do?" ”

"Otherwise, rush ahead." Monk Hua thought for a while and said: "While there are still many pilgrims in the temple now, their monks' locations are more scattered, even if it is the first warning, it is impossible for them to gather here quickly, and we will not run away at that time?" ”

"Good idea." Lin Yu praised: "But why don't you rush by yourself?" ”

"I'm afraid of myself, there is great power in numbers." Monk Hua replied honestly: "With you by my side, I don't seem to be so afraid. ”

"You're so cheap." Lin Yu pointed to Monk Hua and said, "Okay, let's start now." ”

"Okay, I'm pretending to be sick." Monk Hua lay on the ground as he spoke, letting out a scream like killing a pig.

The two monks guarding the door outside the door frowned, they obviously heard the screams coming from the small courtyard, and a slightly fatter monk said, "Senior brother, what's wrong inside?" ”

"What else, the flower monk inside is alone, can anyone else call this cry besides him?" Slim a little and the monk said.

"But I feel like there's something wrong with this sound." The fat monk frowned and said, "Let's go and see, isn't it sick, the monk hasn't eaten for a few days and nights." ”

"Don't worry, it's okay, that guy is full of fat, even if he is hungry for a few days, he will be fine." The thin man smiled slightly: "I'm saying, that kid is strong and has a lot of ideas, so the two of us must not be confused by him." ”

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