Chapter 35: Lassi the Divine Dog
Ling Feng hurriedly returned to his home in Hamburg, and along the way he kept wondering which big man was coming? Maradona? It's possible, but this guy doesn't want to lose weight on the beaches of South America, why did he come here; Basten? Probably not, so who will it be?
I called Si Yue again, but Si Yue refused to say anything, anyway, she told Ling Feng with a smile that she would definitely surprise him.
Ling Feng reluctantly gave up asking and thinking, anyway, it was almost there, listening to Si Yue's tone didn't seem to be a bad thing, but a little-funny.
Finally rushed back to Hamburg's "home", as soon as he pushed the door, Ling Feng hurriedly asked, "Siyue, who is here?" β
Si Yue was sitting leisurely on the sofa, gently stroking the hair in her arms, looking at Ling Feng with a smile and saying, "Brother, are you back?" β
Ling Feng was very strange, no one, who was the "mysterious guest" that Siyue was talking about?
Lele jumped out of Si Yue's arms, jumped into Ling Feng's arms three times and two times, and couldn't stop adding his tongue to Ling Feng's face.
For Lele's affectionate action, Ling Feng felt very uncomfortable every time, but Siyue said that Lele was like this because he liked him, and it was okay for someone else Lele to take care of it - a dog with a personality.
However, at this time, Ling Feng suddenly heard a low "whine" from the side, which sounded like the sound of a dog before it was ready to fight.
That's not right! Lele is obviously in his arms, where did the dog bark?
Ling Feng couldn't help but look at Lele in his arms, Lele added Ling Feng's face again, screamed excitedly, and let out a crisp "Wang".
"Lassi, sit down!" Si Yue next to her shouted at Ling Feng's side, and suddenly the teeth-grinding "woo" sound disappeared, and it was replaced by a flattering "woo" sound.
Ling Feng turned his head in great surprise and saw a yellow and white beagle lying on the ground, drooping his ears, looking at Si Yue as if flattering, seeing Ling Feng looking at it, he barked demonstratively, and showed his sharp canine teeth.
"You, the mystery guest you are talking about, is it?" Ling Feng felt that one head was two big, and one Lele was enough to give him a headache, Lele was often afraid of chuang when he slept, and he added his face vigorously to make himself sleep unstable, and it seemed to use his bed as a nest, and he liked to climb up and sleep when he had nothing to doβall of which were spoiled by Siyue.
Now that another dog had arrived, Ling Feng had already begun to imagine what it would be like when the two dogs were fighting in their own bed.
"How did this guy get here?" Ling Feng asked Siyue a little depressed, if he continued like this, his nest would become an adoption center.
"I met Lele when I took Lele for a walk in the park this morning," Siyue replied with a smile, "It's because our little Lele is too charming, and Lassi followed her all the way back when she saw it." β
"Lassy?" Ling Feng was dizzy: "It's called Lassi?" Divine dog Lassy? Or was it seduced by our Carrele? β
"What do you mean by seduction!" Siyue sedan glanced at Ling Feng with disgust: "It's attractable!" It's called Lassy! And it's smart! β
Hearing Si Yue's name, the puppy named Lassi crawled up, crawled over, and kept rubbing on Si Yue's legs, but his attitude towards Ling Feng was still so unfriendly, which made Ling Feng very depressed, I recruited you to provoke you?!
"You don't believe it?" Seeing Ling Feng's disapproving appearance, Si Yue shouted to the little beagle who was constantly rubbing her legs, "Lassi, sit." β
Ling Feng's eyes widened, this puppy named Lassi was actually sitting on the ground, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.
"Roll in!" Lassi really obediently rolled around on the ground - by the way, she helped Ling Feng wipe the floor.
"it!" Lassi immediately stood up, her two little paws scratching and scratching......
"Really that smart?" Ling Feng scratched his head and suddenly thought of a question: "How do you know it's called Laxi?" Also, the orders you just gave are all in Chinese, can this dog understand Chinese? β
The two usually use Chinese when they talk together, so Ling Feng didn't react for a while?
"Brother, you're so stupid!" Si Yue glanced at Ling Feng, bent down and grabbed Lassi in her arms and lifted it up, and said to Ling Feng: "Look at the dog tag on its neck, the word Lassi is written on it in Chinese, which means that its owner must be Chinese, so it is usually trained in Chinese!" β
"I'll try!" Ling Feng's childlike heart rose, he was bored to death when he used to play with Lele, Lele always played with himself, and after a long time as if Ling Feng was his pet, he used Ling Feng as a toy.
"Lassi, sit down!" Ling Feng shouted at the puppy, but Lassi didn't bird him, lying on the ground and looking around, looking around like I didn't know you.
Ling Feng was depressed to death, this dog is too individual, such a faceless dog, it must be a lustful dog, and it is also a very lustful kind!
Ling Feng bent down and looked at Lassi's little belly, and sure enough, it was a little male dog.
Ling Feng's expression naturally couldn't hide from Bingxue's smart Siyue, she patted Ling Feng's back coquettishly, then hugged Lele over, and said to Ling Feng: "It's because of Lele!" You've been holding Lele, and Lassi is jealous. β
A sweat dripped down Ling Feng's head, and the dog would also be jealous? Will you also eat human vinegar for other dogs? What messy logic?
"Why did you bring it back?" Ling Feng complained, "We're all about to become a kennel here!" A Lele has already given me a headache, what kind of Lassi is there, do you want me to live? β
"I don't want to!" Siyue was a little aggrieved: "But Lassi is so smart, it has been following us, from the park to the house, and when I close the door, it will jump in through the window by itself." β
"Wouldn't it? This dog has such a high IQ? Ling Feng was very interested, a dog with a little training can do what he did just now, this is purely a conditioned reflex action, but if he can climb in through the window, this dog's IQ is not ordinarily high - IQ is at least 300 in the dog standard.
"And what about its owner?" It's also good to have such a smart dog with you, but it's always someone else's, and if someone else asks for it, why don't you be embarrassed to give it back to him?
"I called according to the number on the dog tag," Si Yue shrugged her shoulders: "This number has been stopped, I checked, this number is a Chinese, he is the director of a pharmaceutical company, but he has left Germany a month ago, but I don't know why, I didn't take Lassi away, probably entrusted to a friend for adoption, but ran out, and then I met it." β
"That's it!" A hint of a smile appeared on the corner of Ling Feng's mouth: "Then adopt it, at least it can help me do something in a short time." β
This smile Siyue was already very familiar, whether it was in Paris before or now in Hamburg, whenever this smile appeared on Ling Feng's face, it meant that someone was going to suffer......
"What do you want to do?" Si Yue asked strangely, although she knew the result, she didn't know the process, that is, how Ling Feng "used" Lassi.
"It's nothing," Ling Feng said with a smile, "Haidong, they should exercise their physical strength, but I don't know, how about Lassi fighting?" β
As soon as she finished speaking, Lassi, who was swinging vigorously in front of Lele, bit one of Ling Feng's slippers in half.
"Uh, that's enough......"
Hao Haidong, Baron and others who were in the car returning from Berlin suddenly had a cold war, and several people looked at each other and asked at the same time: "Do you feel this way too?" β
Everyone nodded together, and the appearance of a person could still be described as having a cold (like an ice soul), but everyone feeling cold at the same time could only mean one thing - Ling Feng was having a bad idea again!
There was a wail in the carriage......
After a night of "education", Ling Feng finally used delicious bones and Lele's "beautiful dog plan" to make Lassi realize who was the boss here, and the beagle who was still cocking his tail just now immediately turned into an obedient little pug, wagging his tail around Ling Feng, and he was very affectionate.
"Lassi isn't really chasing our family, is she?" Ling Feng asked Siyue curiously: "Lele is a pug, and Lassi is a hunting dog, not a breed at all!" β
"How do I know?" Siyue spread her hands helplessly, looked at Lassi, who was constantly currying favor with Lele, and said with a smile: "Maybe Lassi has a different taste?" β
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"Today I'm going to introduce you to a new coach!" The next day, when he came to the training ground, Ling Feng said to everyone with a smile: "This coach is specifically responsible for everyone's physical training, now let's invite our new head coach - Divine Dog Lassi!" β
"Wang" barked twice, and the beagle rushed out from behind Siyue next to him, and it also knew its position and task, so it sat at Ling Feng's feet, looking like Ling Feng's boss and my second, looking at the group of hamburger players in front of him.
"The battle with Bayern Munich was very hard, but at the same time, it also exposed a lot of problems," Ling Feng looked distressed, and casually forced what Lille was about to say back into his stomach: "The fundamental reason is that our players usually don't pay attention to physical training!" Many players are lazy and slippery in the process of long-distance running, or do not run as hard as they can, so that your physical fitness has not been able to exercise, so, from today onwards, Lassi will be responsible for supervising your running, I said ugly words in the front, who fell behind was chased by Lassy, don't blame me for the bite. β
There was a wail, everyone now even had Ling Feng's heart peeled alive, is this still human? The training of 10,000 meters is an ornament, and now he is followed by a dog, and after a day of training, he will have to shed his skin if he wants to die, Ivanoskas and the others have already begun to ponder that Ling Feng did not pay attention to it, so he simply caught the dog and cooked it......
However, this kind of thought could only be kept in their hearts, and everyone didn't dare to look at Lassi, for fear that Ling Feng would cook himself in advance after discovering his thoughts......
So there was such a scene on the training ground of the Hamburg team - a group of people ran in front, a beagle kept chasing after them, and from time to time ran up to bite the clothes of the lagging one, although it did not bite anyone, but it could scare him half to death......
Vieira ran the fastest among the several people, steadily in front, behind him is Hao Haidong, he has been training very seriously since he came to Germany, although he often complains with Ivanoscas and others about Ling Feng's "brutality and inhumanity" (in private), but when it is his turn to train, he seems to have endless strength - this is also the reason why he has been improving rapidly.
But Baron and the others are miserable, especially Baron, who is 1.96 meters tall, in his own words, it is absolutely unfair for him to run the same road as everyone else with his height and weight......
The most unlucky is Colts, who has the lowest physical requirements for the goalkeeper, so he has the worst physical reserve among the crowds, and after 10,000 meters, Colts fell on the turf crying - his goalkeeper uniform has become a beggar's outfit......
Ling Feng has always not participated in this kind of training, and occasionally only symbolically runs two laps, but since the dog chased after him, Ling Feng has been killed and does not run with everyone, standing on the sidelines in the name of supervising everyone, in fact, he does not dare to go up and run - maybe Lassi will see that he is not pleasing to the eye and rush up and bite it, Ling Feng does not want to die so early......
At the end of the day's training, dozens of rabies vaccines had been sold at the Hamburg City Hospital, and the people who came to get the shots were the heroes of Hamburg football now......
This kind of training really worked, and everyone's speed of 10,000 meters was suddenly half a minute less than the usual best result, but Ling Feng believed that people's potential was unlimited, and as long as there was pressure, they would definitely be able to make another breakthrough......
However, this kind of training is not every day, otherwise even Ling Feng can't stand such a big physical exertion, the players in the squad are trained every other day, pity those substitute players, they have to do this kind of training every day, for a while, the atmosphere of the Hamburg team to compete for the main position has been greatly enhanced, everyone trains hard, looking forward to squeezing into the squad, if nothing else, just to no longer suffer such hardships......
However, the results of the training were quite effective, and in the next ninth round of the league, Hamburg defeated the weak team Fortuna Dusseldorf 6-0 at home, and at this time, Bayern and Stuttgart drew 1-1, and Hamburg extended their lead to four points.
Now in front of Hamburg is the tenth round of the league, where Hamburg take on Bayer Leverkusen, who are currently third in the league.