Tian Fu said: "Let's put the team on first!" Zhang Jin said: "This is no problem!" The three of them formed the team, Tian Fu looked around, saw that there was no one on the left and right, and there was no trace of passerby A saying his two friends, and asked, "What about your friend!" Why haven't you seen anyone yet? Zhang Jin turned around and looked around, but he really didn't see anyone coming, and without waiting for passerby A to speak, he preemptively said: "I don't like to wait for people, and I don't like to make people wait." ”

Passerby A glanced at Tian Fu and Zhang Jin and said, "I'll ask them what's going on!" After saying that, passer-by A used the friend communication system to contact his friend, and after a while, passer-by A said: "They can't come, they are all offline, one was called to buy an aunt towel for his girlfriend, and the other left a message for me, saying that he went shopping with his girlfriend." ”

Tian Fu heard that the two goods that didn't come had girlfriends, and his heart was a little unbalanced, expecting passerby A to be a single dog, he felt better when he had a companion, and asked: "Master Lu, you don't have a girlfriend, right!?" As soon as passer-by A heard Tian Fu come up, he asked him if he had a girlfriend, but in fact he was saying that he didn't have a girlfriend, and he was a little unhappy in his heart, and said: "Please replace the no word with a word!" ”

Hearing this, the muscles at the corners of Tian Fu's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously turned his head to Zhang Jin, hoping that he was also a fellow believer, and the warmth he gave to his companions, he turned his head to Zhang Jin and regretted it. Sure enough, when Zhang Jin saw Zhang Jin, he knew what Tian Fu meant, and said: "Don't look at me, as long as I am willing, I dare not say that women all over the world have thrown themselves into my arms, but there are so many women who want to throw themselves into my arms that you can't count." Tian Fu thought to himself: "Very good, this answer is very in line with the identity of the moat." He couldn't imagine that a team of five people, only he was a single dog, and the result of this kind of person having me and not making him a little unacceptable, especially this kind of thing, now his most intuitive idea is that since I don't have a girlfriend, everyone is the most harmonious without a girlfriend. Once again, I bless the world in my heart, and all lovers are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years.

He covered his forehead with his hand, and after a while, he found a loophole in Zhang Jin's words, as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw, his neck was stalked, and he pointed at Zhang Jin and choked sadly: "You just confused the concept, you just said that someone wants to give you a hug, which doesn't prove that you have a girlfriend!" So you're a single dog too! Zhang Jin, as a rich second generation heir to tens of billions of assets, he never thought that someone would be more serious with him on this issue, he was stunned for a while, and then reached out and patted Tian Fu's shoulder and said: "Zhiye, you are right, I am a single dog, but you have to work hard, people like me, getting off the single is just a phone call." ”

Zhang Jin's words undoubtedly hit Tian Fu's weakness, Tian Fu knew the truth of what Zhang Jin said, he was powerless to refute, so he was like a refreshing eggplant - completely stunned, stared at the sky in the distance for a while, and finally let out a sad sigh, and said: "There are so many lovers in the world, what if I have one more!" Zhang Jin put his hand on Tian Fu's shoulder and said, "Since you say that you have a lover, such a precious thing, if you don't work hard, how can God easily give you such a precious person!" ”

Tian Fu looked back at Zhang Jin and said, "I suddenly found that you are very good at comforting people!" Zhang Jin said: "Joke, the fact I said, otherwise why do you think I would be single!" Tian Fu looked at Zhang Jin suspiciously, waiting for his explanation, Zhang Jin saw Tian Fu with such a look, and explained: "I would rather marry a person with two people and one heart to go home, than marry a person with two hearts and two hearts to go home, even if I am so single in this life." Tian Fu laughed and said, "Insightful." Zhengse said: "But just now you said something wrong, although your conditions are good, Lao Tzu's skills are not bad." I can't get a lot of girls to give me a hug like you do, but I have to support a family, and I'm good enough! ”

Zhang Jin hadn't seen anyone else so confident in testing his skills with him for many years, although the two realms were far apart, he couldn't find a reason to refute for a while, and he didn't want to refute. Haha laughed, put his arm on Tian Fu's shoulder and said, "You are very good, but I am not bad either." That's what people are. Turning to the two mountains in front of him, he said, "Which mountain do we climb?" ”

Tian Fu also wanted to point to the highest mountain on the right, and said, "The mountain on the right." It is said that men should ride the strongest horses and sleep the best women, is this climbing! Naturally, it is the highest and most dangerous one, otherwise it reflects my ability. Zhang Jin looked at passerby A, passerby A spread his hand casually, and said, "Same way!" That's what a man! ”

Zhang Jin saw that the other two said this, he didn't have any opinion, took out a copper plate and said: "Let's bet on a copper plate, in addition to not directly attacking the other party, the means are not limited, whoever goes to the top of the mountain first, who wins the other two with a copper plate, do the two have confidence in their own ability, and take over the game of local Hao?" Tian Fu and passerby A nodded to each other, and Tian Fu said: "We took this game." ”

Zhang Jin heard the two agree to the gambling game, clapped his hands, and said to the audience in his live broadcast room: "The opening is open, grandfather of the audience, the old rule, as long as you post a note of attention plus 1 in the live broadcast room, and every time you add 1 to the word of attention, I will donate a penny to the War Museum in the name of the moat group, let us do a little for the ancestors together." After speaking, he put the information of the three people in the team in the live broadcast room, and said: "Now is the gambling session, give you thirty seconds to choose, which of the three of us will go to the top of the mountain first!" The old rule is that I will randomly select an audience member among the guessers and give a bottle of Sprite in '82! ”

When the audience heard that they had the opportunity to get famous wine, they became interested, and hurriedly checked the character information of Tian Fu and the three of them to place bets. After checking the information, an audience member swiped the screen and said: "Every time, I say that my Raffi is Sprite!" "Upstairs I'll correct you, Lafite is Lafite for us, it's Sprite for the trench, it's just the packaging is different!" I'm crushing the trenches! "I'm a passerby!" After reading the information, the audience placed bets one after another.

A viewer named Yiye Bianzhou saw that no one was betting on the mentally retarded handicap, and asked: "Why don't you press the mentally retarded?" As soon as the text of Yiye Bian Zhou came out, the live broadcast room was instantly full of scorn and laughter, and the audience in Chunhong February explained: "You are stupid, this mountain is one or two meters high!" Climbing such a high mountain is to fight for endurance, and the mentally retarded assassin's passivity and lack of stamina, how can it be possible to fight the two stupid big black coarse passers-by A and the moat? ”

Yiye Bianzhou defended: "This Panyang Mountain not only has to climb the mountain, but also to avoid the attack of the Pangyang goat!" The assassin's skills are just right to avoid monsters! How do you know that mentally retarded people will lose! Chunhong posted in February: "You can pull it! As far as the novice equipment for the mentally retarded is concerned, whether it can pass or not! ”

Mo Qingshui, who gave himself a beautiful death@一叶bianzhou: "There is only one truth, you work so hard to advertise for the mentally retarded, do you want us all to press the mentally retarded, and then you choose one in the trench and passer-by A to win my 82-year-old Sprite away?" ”

Chunhong February @ Mo Qingshui, who died from the United States: "The truth!" "Truth +1" ...

Yiye Bian Zhou replied with a pout: "Don't they all say that there are too many fools and not enough liars?" ”

Mo Qingshui, who died from Zimei, replied with a contemptuous expression, and replied: "Joke, what kind of group is this, we haven't seen anything in the world!" ”

Chunhong February was very curious about who Yiye Bianzhou had pressed, and @一叶扁舟问道: "You pressed that!" ”

"Oh, this!" Yiye Bianzhou sat in front of the light brain, and replied with a smile on his face: "I pressed passerby A!" ”

As soon as Ye Bianzhou's answer came out, Zhang Jin's live broadcast immediately burst into laughter!

Mo Qingshui, who gave himself a beautiful death, sent an emoji you know, and responded with eyebrows: "I know, I know, this is the truth of the matter!" ”

Zhang Jin smiled at the noisy live broadcast room, and said in his heart: "I'll wait, first pretend to explain to the two of them, the precautions for climbing Pangyang Mountain, and then run away when they are not paying attention, they will definitely shock the wit of this butcher." When he turned his head to look at the mentally handicapped and passerby A, the two were also good people, since the trench said that the means were not limited, they did not intend to abide by the principle of fair play, while he interacted with the audience in his live broadcast room, the two looked at each other, turned around and ran.

Zhang Jin couldn't imagine that the mentally retarded and passer-by A were more than him, and he just ran away with his head bored, and he didn't say hello, when he came back to his senses, the two were already far ahead of more than 20 meters, and said urgently: "I haven't even shouted to start running, you guys are running to the top now, and I don't recognize it." He just wanted to deceive the two of them and stop and go back to the same place, and then he suddenly ran away, thinking that the two of them would be shocked by his shamelessness, annoyed that he was too naïve, and his expression must be very wonderful, and when he thought of the place of pride, he couldn't help but smile on his face.

The ideal is very beautiful, and the reality is very skinny, not only for dicks, but also for moats. It's okay if he doesn't shout, as soon as he shouts, Tian Fu and passerby A have a playful smile on their faces at the same time, and there is no sign of slowing down, the two came to the foot of the cliff, each turned on his skills and jumped towards the cliff, the two ran a few steps on the rock wall, stopped at the same time, and looked at Zhang Jin at the same time, Tian Fu said: "You yourself said that you can't directly attack the other party, other means are not limited, we can rob you of running, we can only say that you are a stupid white sweet." ”

Passerby A agreed to Zhang Jin's proposal, risked hanging back, climbed the mountain to gamble on a copper plate, and also let go, in reality you scolded me but don't deduct my salary, so depressed that he was a little out of breath, seeing Tian Fu and Zhang Jin are going crazy, he also wants to go crazy, have a good time, have fun once, don't think about the bad things in reality, and said loudly: "There is a trench to take the initiative to find abuse, and I will reluctantly agree to him for such a strange reason." By the way, Mr. Trench, you are down there, you must be careful of falling rocks! ”

Tian Fu and passerby A gave each other a thumbs up at the same time and said to each other: "Happy cooperation!" After saying that, the two of them climbed up with their hands and feet, Zhang Jin saw the action of the two thumbs up really, and saw that the two of them climbed up without looking back, knowing that he couldn't deceive the two, he originally made a good excuse for himself to run away, but smashed on his feet, so angry that he punched the rock beside him with hatred. He had no choice but to run to the cliff in anger, he came to the edge of the rock wall and directly opened the flying sky to sit and jump to the cliff, he just stood firm on the cliff, passer-by A shouted above his cliff: "Beware of falling rocks!" ”