Body borrowed
Zhang Ming's words not only reassured Tian Fu, but also made Tian Fu even more suspicious, thinking: "You don't go to those people close to you when you look for help, but come to me who has a grudge against you to help, what is the reason." He asked, "How can you help?" Zhang Ming said: "I want to borrow your ID card to get some documents." ”
Tian Fu was shocked when he heard this, and said suspiciously: "Did this guy not wake up!" With such an important thing as an ID card, his confidence that he thought I would lend it out!? Don't say that the relationship between the two of us is not good, even if the relationship is particularly iron, how can the ID card be borrowed and borrowed! If this is lent out, I will inexplicably have some more debts in my name that day, and I will leave some bad records in the Public Security Bureau, so who will I cry to! ”
Suddenly a little curious why Zhang Ming borrowed his ID card, and said contemplatively: "What are you using my ID card for?" Zhang Ming said: "I want to go back to my hometown to build a restaurant, and I still have some money, you can get some loans for your ID card!." ”
Tian Fu couldn't believe his ears, someone actually wanted to use his ID card to apply for a loan, he couldn't believe that there was such an innocent person in the world who would lend his ID card to others to take out a loan. There are still people in the world who believe that someone else will lend an ID card to an outsider to take out a loan! Raise your voice and ask, "You want to take my ID card to get a loan?" ”
Zhang Ming said: "Well, I want to use your identity to open a credit card and make some loan guarantees!" Tian Fu said neatly: "Don't borrow." Zhang Ming couldn't help but be a little anxious when he heard that Tian Fu didn't borrow his ID card, and said, "Why are you like this, I finally asked you for help, why didn't you help?" ”
Tian Fu said angrily: "You mess around with my ID card and owe me a lot of debt, I still have to be grateful to you?" Zhang Ming said: "I didn't say no!" You've thought of something as a person! Tian Fu laughed angrily: "Your two daughters also have ID cards?" And they are also graduates of prestigious universities, working in public institutions, having an establishment, and can borrow more money, why don't you take them. Zhang Ming said: "I don't want to take them, if something happens at that time, I don't want to affect them!" ”
Tian Fu took a deep breath, he really didn't know how to describe Zhang Ming's shrewdness, and said in his heart: "You don't want to affect your daughter, but you are really trying to affect me!" I had to praise from the bottom of my heart: "You are a good father!" Zhang Ming heard Tian Fu not mention anything about helping, and said impatiently: "Do you want to help!?" Tian Fu said categorically: "Don't help!" Zhang Ming said: "Tian Fu, how can you. . . Tian Fu didn't wait for him to finish, and lamented: "It's not that I don't help, but I can't help it!" ”
Zhang Ming said disapprerovingly: "It's just to borrow an ID card, why can't you help it." Tian Fu said: "Ah! That's an ID card! Zhang Ming said: "I see that you just don't want to help me, so you mention these things that you don't have, and we are not senior brothers!" ”
Tian Fuyou smiled bitterly, will there be something like an ID card? Speechless: "Since you are a senior brother, you can lend me your identity to take out a loan!" Zhang Ming heard that Tian Fu was going to borrow his ID card back, and exclaimed: "How can I borrow your ID card!" My ID card also worked! Tian Fu's eyes narrowed, and he said in his heart: "You mean that my ID card is useless, so I should give you a loan?" In order to dismiss Zhang Ming, Zhengse said: "Zhang Ming, I'll just say it directly!" I can't help with this! You should look for your daughters and them in this matter! Don't think about good things! No one else is stupid! Zhang Ming saw Tian Fu's resolute attitude and knew that he couldn't do anything, so he said hatefully: "Okay, I asked you for help for the first time in my life, but you didn't help, this senior brother can't do it!" Tian Fu said: "Zhang San, I really can't afford to pay your senior brother, you better find someone else!" He hung up angrily, just about to put the phone away.
A sixty-year-old grandfather led a sixty-year-old grandmother, carrying a bag of garbage in his hand, bypassed Tian Fu, who was sitting on the ground, threw the garbage into the garbage can, and said to Tian Fu: "Guy, smash it!" It's just a phone call, there's no need to guard this garbage bin! Tian Fu heard a buzzing sound in his ears, turned his head to see, there was a green-headed fly in the garbage bin one step away from him, flying happily on the lid of the garbage can, he only remembered now, patronizing to deal with Wen Keke's reproach and Zhang Ming's phone, has been sitting next to the garbage bin to answer the phone, only then can he see clearly that the cigarette butts scattered all over the ground are fortunately the cigarette butts have been extinguished, so that he is not burned.
Thinking that his already small image would be hurt again, he put away his mobile phone, slammed his right hand on the ground in annoyance, and said hatefully: "Damn, why did you forget this stubble!" He stood up and patted the dust off his body. When Wen and Qin answered the phone in Tian Fu, they consciously stayed away from Tian Fu who answered the phone and came to Ji Meng's side. After walking for a while, Ji Meng found that Tian Fu did not follow, turned his head to look at Tian Fu's position, and saw Tian Fu pouting his buttocks from a distance, bending over to pick up the cigarette butts on the ground one by one, and smiled at Tian Fu, and said in his heart: "I can't see it, his vicious face hides a gentle heart!" Obviously I'm already angry, but don't forget not to cause trouble to others! He turned back to Wen Keke and said, "Keke, let's wait for the uncle!" Wen and Qin both looked back and nodded at Tian Fu.
Ji Meng said to Wen Keke: "Keke, he has always been like this, doesn't he cause trouble to others?!" Wen Keke said: "Yes, he said, don't ask for help, but don't make trouble for people." He did it himself, and he never asked others to help him finish it! That's one of the things I like about him! Ji Meng heard Wen Keke say that Tian Fu never asked others to help him clean up the mess, and suddenly remembered that Tian Fu handed Wen Keke slippers to Wen Keke when Wen Keke fell and was injured, and then asked her to take Wen Keke's shoes away, and said in his heart: "Could it be that he asked me to collect Keke's shoes, that is because he wants to attract my attention?" Qin Sirou added: "Let me add one more, this guy also has an advantage, that is, no matter how much anger he has in his heart, he will try to control it and not let the anger attack on other people's heads." But if you really want to provoke him, he doesn't care who you are, and turning your face is faster than turning a book! ”
Tian Fu put away the cigarette butts that he hit the garbage can, looked up and saw Ji, Wen, and Qin waiting for him in the distance, and hurriedly ran over, came to Ji Meng's side and asked, "You are waiting for me!" Ji Meng smiled at him and said, "That's right! Then he continued: "Uncle, I see that you were very happy when you first answered the phone, how come it was like after answering the phone, like... Tian Fu took over the conversation and said, "It's like eating, right!" Qin Sirou tilted her head in front of Ji Meng, and said seriously: "This word is very appropriate!" Tian Fu's face darkened, and he said, "Sisi can still chat happily!" ”
Qin Sirou grimaced back at him. Wen Keke said: "Uncle, what kind of phone call is it?" Tian Fu said: "A person came to me and asked for my ID card to take out a loan, and the relationship between the two of us is still very stiff!" Do you think I can lend out my ID? Wen Keke said: "It is true that the ID card cannot be lent out!" After borrowing it, who can't guarantee what they will do in the future! Tian Fu sighed and said: "If it's just like this, I'm not so angry, the key is to ask me to borrow my ID card, not only to say that I should lend him something, not enough friends!" That's what makes it uncomfortable! Ji Meng said: "Uncle, you don't like to lend people things?" ”
Tian Fu said: "Almost! A friend of mine owes me 5,000 yuan, at that time he just made his girlfriend, crying and telling me that he took his sister to travel, and there was no money halfway, if I didn't lend him money, his girlfriend would leave him, and when I borrowed it, I also knew that this person was unreliable, but he opened his mouth, it is difficult to recover the money borrowed, and it is not emotionally good to borrow, and it is also related to his lifelong event! So I borrowed it. Ji Meng said: "What about later?" Tian Fu said: "Later? His own income is not low, but now, almost two years, he has not paid me back! In the past two years, he took his girlfriend to either go abroad from time to time, or to a 5A scenic spot! As soon as I called him to ask for money, either Gu Zuo said to him, or I didn't have any money, I called me a few days ago to inform him of the good news, he was getting married, and asked me to prepare money. If I don't prepare, I will deduct the money directly from him borrowed from me! Ji Meng opened her mouth wide. Some didn't believe it: "How can there be such a person in the world!" ”
Tian Fu smiled: "How could there be? You look at how many real friends you have around you that you can talk to, and you think about why you meet so many people and only have so many friends, so that you know what kind of people are in this world! Ji Meng looked back at Wen Keke, then turned her head to look at Qin Sirou, and suddenly remembered that she was in the same class and dormitory in the same class and dormitory in school, but the only people she really trusted were the two people in front of her, and she was at least three points wary of others, because she saw too many palace fighting dramas in the dormitory! Knowing that what Tian Fu said was true, he nodded, and thought in his heart: "Then uncle, can you trust it?" At this time, seeing that Tian Fu was empty-handed, and the puppet given to him by the host of Tianyu was not in his hands, he said strangely: "Uncle, where did your Internet celebrity bear go?" ”
Tian Fu thought that someone finally paid attention to the puppet, and he could show off a wave, so he quietly gave Ji Meng a thumbs up in his heart, smiled proudly, took out his wallet, and solemnly pulled out the slip and said: "Dangdang, the Internet celebrity bear has become this!" The Supreme Holographic Light Brain is here, and you don't kneel yet! Ji Meng took the slip in Tian Fu's hand suspiciously, and saw that the slip was indeed as Tian Fu said, and it was the slip of a supreme holographic light brain in Tianyu, and asked what was going on! Tian Fu briefly explained when he met the local tyrant, and the women shouted for Tian Fu to treat him, but he did not refuse, and readily agreed.
Ji Meng suddenly asked, "Uncle, why do you have time to come to the game exhibition today!" Tian Fu said: "Go back, you have to take good care of your hotel in the future, these games have nothing to do with me, before leaving, I took a day off, crazy, visit a game exhibition, and take a look at the beautiful young lady by the way!" Ji Meng only felt an inexplicable tightness in his heart, and exclaimed: "Are you going back?" Tian Fu smiled: "Yes! It's been so long, it's time to go back, there's everything here, but there's no taste of home! ”
Wen Keke saw that Ji Meng heard that Tian Fu was going back to his hometown, her expression was a little lost, she mysteriously put her mobile phone in front of Ji Meng's eyes, pointed at the mobile phone and said, "Mengmeng will show you a good thing!" After speaking, click on her WeChat and show Ji Meng the live video she sent to the group of classmates: Ji Meng just turned around. When Ji Meng saw her on crutches, she kicked out the crutches like a chicken pecking rice, with a different kind of sassy and heroic posture. His face immediately turned dark, and he said gloomily: "Ke Ke, you have itchy skin, right?" "Reaching out to grab Wen Keke's mobile phone, in order to delete the video Wen Keke posted in the group, so as to prevent her heroic appearance from spreading further.
When Wen Keke showed Ji Meng her mobile phone, his attention was always on Ji Meng, in case Ji Meng saw the video, he was annoyed and angry, something happened to her, and then saw that Ji Meng wanted to snatch her mobile phone, took the first step, took the mobile phone, ran away, and said with a smile: "Mengmeng, it's useless for you to delete the video in my mobile phone, there are many classmates who have already copied it!" Ha ha.. Tian Fu saw that Ji Meng's mood changed from sunny to cloudy, and stepped forward and asked, "Mengmeng, what did the little short legs show you?" Ji Meng was still digesting her college classmates, but after many years, what would she do when she saw her crutches skills that caused them to suffer so much, and when she saw the culprit who made her ugly, she slapped Tian Fu without thinking about it: "It's you who made me ugly!" After saying that, he turned around and walked forward angrily.
Tian Fu slapped Ji Meng inexplicably, and was blamed by Ji Meng for making her ugly, Tian Fu looked at Ji Meng's back and said to Qin Sirou in a daze: "I... I.. What did I do with me? Qin Sirou shrugged her shoulders and smiled: "I don't know either!" ”