common sense
No sooner had Carl taken his vow than Missouri appeared at the door of the restaurant. It was clear that she had heard Carl's oath.
"There is no need to make such a heavy oath, the ship's mother obeys the orders of the admiral. Isn't that a matter of course? But did the Admiral want to confess to me by putting me with my marriage? I'm not ready yet. ”
"I... I didn't mean that. I mean.. Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Missouri.
"Is everything you said false, Admiral? Is it to make me happy? Looking at Missouri, who was hiding his face with his hands in a state of tears, Carl was a little big. He's just a young man in his twenties, and he doesn't even have a friend of the opposite sex who has a slightly better relationship, let alone a girlfriend.
At this time, the African governor couldn't stand it anymore: "Ahem! Missouri, don't tease Carl, people are kind to you. How could you tease your own admiral like this? ”
After being reminded by the Governor of Africa, Karl noticed the upturned corners of Missouri's hands that covered his face. Only then did he realize that he had been tricked by his own ship. He couldn't help but wonder if every shipwreck was so fond of playing tricks, and if that was the case, he would have to reconsider whether he should be a commander or not.
The African Governor saw the meaning of the expression on Karl's face, and he comforted Karl: "Don't blame her, every ship's mother has her own personality, let's talk while eating." ”
"The American ship girl loves and hates clearly, if you like it, you like it, and if you don't like it, you don't like it. At the same time, they like to play pranks on their own admirals, in their words: people also like admirals, and the admiral will never be angry if he jokes with the admiral!
Japanese ship girls are usually gentle and demure, but once they encounter things that are easy to exacerbate their emotions, they are easy to go to extremes. This is especially important! When they go to extremes, you can see that it's like two people.
The German shipwives are more rigid, perhaps because of their German nature. But there's one crooked one of them, and that's Tirpitz. You can call her the North House, this girl is a dead house, and she is proficient in all kinds of drawing books and games. But as soon as you get her to fight, you start looking for all sorts of reasons to avoid it.
The Su ship girls are very bold, remember! If you meet a Su shipwreck and want to know some information from her, please bring vodka with you! They even dared to pour antifreeze into their stomachs!
The British ship girls are a group of princesses, especially battleships and aircraft carriers! They usually think of themselves as ladies, but don't let them into the kitchen. You'll regret it!
The French shipwives are often more romantic, and the representative of them is the current European princess Richelieu! Although it usually seems serious, once it is romantic, it can get tired of you.
There's also an Italian one.,But that's all cute.。 For example, the strongest expulsion VV, diving heavy artillery Elie-chan and so on.
You know that these are good for you to deal with all kinds of ship girls in the future, and you can roughly find out the character of the ship girls, so that you can communicate with them. ”
The African governor roughly told Carl about the information about the shipwives of each family, and Carl was very grateful and puzzled at the same time, obviously the two were just meeting in the water. Why did the African governors help him so much? He couldn't help but ask the question.
"Well, it's not a problem. It's too advanced and no one can understand it, so let's be popular. In this world, there are very few people who can be admirals. Although new Admirals appear every year, they are still very rare relative to the overall number of human beings, with a probability of about 1 in 1,000.
At the same time, a considerable number of admirals die in battle with their own shipwives every year, accounting for about 10-15 percent of the existing number of admirals. Therefore, the Admiral is still precious to humanity.
All admirals spontaneously maintain this circle, including helping each other, promoting juniors, and so on. No matter which town guard you go to, as long as you have the potential to be a commander, you will get this kind of treatment, not that there are any special conditions. The African Governor explained to Karl.
"Oh, I see. Miss Missouri, have you eaten well? I'm full, and the food here is delicious. Excuse me, Your Excellency, where is my resting place? I have a few things I want to deal with. ”
"I've eaten well, and the Admiral doesn't have to be so raw. I'm your ship's mother, you can call it whatever you want. Missouri replied in disgust.
"Prestige, take Carl and his shipwreck to the guest room. Carl, you just need to ring the bell in the room. Prestige will arrive soon, what is there to say and prestige that she is the head maid of the Doge's Palace. Then go and rest. After explaining to Carl, the African governor asked Prestige to take Carl and his shipwreck to the guest room to rest.
Carl and Missouri follow Prestige to their guest room, asking Prestige for some common sense about living here, lest they be laughed at for not knowing common sense. The royal major general of the dignified Emma Empire was ridiculed by the inhabitants of the planet because he didn't know the common sense of life on a planet whose name he didn't know. He wasn't the only one who lost his face. That's a disgrace to the Empire! Carl thought he couldn't be disgraced, but he kept his prestige and some common sense he said in his heart.
“。。。 Well, that's all for now. If you talk too much, you probably won't be able to remember, this is the guest room for you and your ship's wife. Prestige led Carl and the others to the door of a room and spoke to Carl. Then she stared at Missouri solemnly, looked at her uncomfortably, and then turned to Carl and admonished, "I know that some new Admirals are happy to have built rare ships, and will spend a night directly increasing their intimacy with rare ships." But I'd like to remind you that some of the New Worlds have always been free ships, and although you're a builder and a shipwit, your affinity for the Admiral is high from the start. But watch out if the Admiral can stand your toss! Among the cases received by the gendarmerie about the harassment of the admiral, you American ship girls accounted for more than 85 percent! Although I know that you are free, do you know what it means to have only tired oxen and no ploughed land? ”
Carl was confused by what Prestige said, and he was a little blinded by Prestige. "Well, what did we do wrong? What do you mean by those words? ”
"It doesn't mean anything else, it's just that the American ship lady prefers to push the Admiral backwards. Although the Admiral's contract restricts the strength of the Ship's Lady to the Admiral, but three or five Shipwives go together, and the Admiral can't do anything. So almost every month the gendarmerie has admirals who don't look at the disturbed to report the crime. Prestige explained to Carl as he warned Missouri with his eyes.
"Hey, hey, hey! I'm not that kind of person! No matter how much I like Admiral, I'm not that kind of idiot!! Seeing that Carl's eyes were getting more and more wrong to look at her, Missouri hurriedly defended.
"Hey, don't make any noise, don't make any noise. Prestige thanks you, I'll rest first. Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Carl hurriedly separated the two and played a round.