Chapter 284: Cross Street
The woman said that she let herself go to her house to do it with her, but the person in charge of marriage still didn't believe it, blinked her eyes, and said with a bloodshot sentence: "What you said is true?" After speaking, his mouth was open and his yellow teeth were exposed. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper just lied to him and deceived him into divorcing the marriage, she looked at the yellow tooth who was in charge of the marriage, regarded the yellow tooth as gold, and released the female and said: "Of course, how could I lie to you, you divorced the marriage for me, and the two of us will do it." ”
The marriage manager opened his mouth and looked straight at the girls in front of him, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and he immediately wiped it away and said, "Girls, what you said is true?" ”
The daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper looked at the nostrils of the marriage and said: "Of course it's true, I don't lie to you, I want to divorce my grandfather, as long as I can divorce him, I can do anything." If you don't give me a divorce, I'll find the village owner and let the village master do it with me. ”
As soon as she heard that she was looking for the village master, she was anxious and said, "Hey, don't worry. I'm telling you, don't look for the village master, the village master can't do that. You look for me, although I can't do it in size, I can hold on for three or five minutes. ”
When the shopkeeper's daughter-in-law heard this, she hesitated in her heart, although she was lying to him, she also hesitated; I thought, this person is too bad, don't you look for him without a master? But the divorce still depends on him, and he pretended to like it and said: "Okay, I don't look for the village master, you give me a divorce quickly." I'm telling you, if you don't let me go, I'll go to the village master. ”
The person in charge of marriage said: "Hey, don't worry, I'll leave you, as long as you promise me to go to your house, what do you do." ”
The shopkeeper's daughter-in-law said: "Don't worry, as long as you give me a divorce, I will definitely let you go to my house and give you benefits." ”
The person in charge of marriage laughed and said: "If this is the case, I will let it go, and I will divorce you from the marriage." ”
The daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper said, "It's okay, let me leave." ”
Anyway, she said that it was the village owner who gave up the land, and when the village owner asked, she told the village owner that she asked her to come, and told the village owner again, I listened to the order of the village owner and divorced her. After thinking about it, he said: "Okay, you wait, I'll go in and find the marriage certificate for you and your grandfather." ”
The daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper also had a marriage book, but it was sudden and unprepared, and the daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper did not bring the marriage book. This person in charge of marriage also came suddenly, and his head was basically thinking about that, and he forgot that the daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper asked her to read the marriage book of her and her man, and after speaking, he went directly to the room on the right side behind the counter, and went to find the marriage book of the daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper of Mo.
There is a door to the room where the marriage book is hidden, and the one who is in charge of marriage quickly opens the door and enters. Although he entered quickly, he came out slowly, and because he was busy looking for marriage papers, he messed up all the marriage papers.
It doesn't matter if it's messy, all the marriage books have to be re-stacked, which street is in front, which lane is behind, the name with more strokes at the back, and the name with fewer strokes at the front. These have to be re-stacked. If you recode it, you will recode it, but he hasn't even touched the marriage book between the daughter-in-law of the shopkeeper and his grandfather.
The eyes of the household registration were indeed a little difficult, and he didn't take his magnifying glass when he went in to look for it, so he just lay on his stomach to look for it. The two of them were looking for it, but for many reasons, they were slow to find.
It doesn't matter if they are slow, Wang Lao's fourth daughter-in-law and Mo's shopkeeper's daughter-in-law can only wait.
The person in charge of household registration and the person in charge of marriage were slow to find, and the two women could only wait. The man outside with a black face who was short of the village lord resigned from the village master and left. When he left, the village owner thought of Lao De, Lao De could only write half Analects and half Mencius, and he would not necessarily compose poems, thinking of this, the village owner smiled.
The village master stood and smiled, thinking that it was okay, and slowly turned around, facing the cross street, and looked at Lao De's private school. The village owner just started to walk, only to hear the "bell bell!" in front of him. "Someone struck a gong.
The sound of the gong sounded in the cross street, and the people of the four main streets in the south, east, west, and northwest all looked at the cross street after smelling the gong. I saw seven or eight men in uniforms stopped in the crossroads; A soldier is holding a gong in his hand, waving a bangzi in his hand, and keeps "Bell bell!" "Knock.
Many people who are doing good things have looked at it and run to the crossroads. Soon the intersection was filled with people.
The village owner had just written a poem, and he felt that he had written a poem, so he had to be solemn, and he couldn't run away immediately when he saw something. The village lord waited and waited, and when he saw that the crowd had gathered around, he watched and walked over quickly.
The village owner walked towards the cross street and said to himself, "Why are there so many people?" Came to the back of the crowd and called: "Get out of the way, I'll see if it's a place to make trouble." ”
The people who heard it in front of the village lord turned around one after another, and when they saw that it was the village owner, they all got out of the way. One person said: "The village master, it seems that he is not making trouble, a group of Taoist priests." ”
The village owner ignored him and continued to call: "Come and make way, I'll see if it's a place to make trouble." "The village owner mainly wants to see what these Taoist priests are doing, not really to see if they are making trouble. So he went in.
Someone said, "Village master, I don't think it's like a place to make trouble." ”
The village lord continued to move forward and said, "Come and make way, I'll see if it's a place for trouble." ”
The person in front of the village owner gave way to the village owner, and the village owner smoothly reached the front, and there was only one woman in front of him. The women were not as tall as the village lord, and the village lord could see the Taoist priests clearly when he stood behind him.
The Taoist priest who struck the gong, the bell bell! After striking the gong for a while, and seeing that a large crowd had gathered, he stopped striking and took the gong.
There are eight of these Taoist priests, seven like disciples and one like a master. This master wears a Taoist hat and a Zhuangzi scarf, which is black like a roof, raised in the middle and slanted back and forth; Dressed in black robes and draped in a shawl; Feet wear road cloud socks, feet wear road shoes ten square shoes. He is fat and slightly taller.
It was like a master's walk to the center, and he circled around with his fists at everyone, and coughed twice. Said: "All of you are friendly, I wish you good health and a happy family." Ah, a long life. ”
After holding his fist, he pondered for a while, and said, "I send martial arts, which belong to Taoist martial arts." Taoism is broad and profound, like Lao Tzu, everyone knows it. ”
The onlookers said: "Lao Tzu, we know, you are Lao Tzu, not Lao Tzu, don't mention his old man's name." ”
The master-like bared teeth smiled and said, "I'm not Lao Tzu, I can learn from him with a little fur." This is like the master's words, looking at the apprentice.
An apprentice took a horn made of cardboard, walked into the middle of the field, and retreated like a master. The apprentice held up a loudspeaker and shouted, "My master's miraculous skills are world-renowned, and he cultivates both inside and outside. He is good at 'fighting dogs across the mountain', 'descending the dragon sixteen palms', 'one yin finger' and many other martial arts. ”
One of the onlookers listened to it, felt wrong, and said, "Sixteen palms of the dragon?" Isn't it the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon? Also, isn't it a yang finger? ”
The apprentice took the bullhorn and said to the crowd who were speaking: "What you said is all fiction, but my master's practice is real. ”
The speaker did not believe it, and said, "Will your master really be?" You let him fight a dragon, I'll see? ”
They are all mortals. The apprentice said, "What you said is all fiction, and people can't fight a dragon." Throw a snake and it's possible. ”