Chapter Ninety-Six: It's a Good Day
Of course, Yang Zijiang didn't lose his mind, he didn't fight Ye Yi, the target was the Gu Eagles chasing after him.
It's a pity that his marksmanship is indeed quite okay, and he didn't even shoot a few shots.
Ye Yi closed his eyes when he fired, thinking that he had really made a move.
But I didn't expect to hear the sound of the gunshot, and there was no pain in my body, and I couldn't help shouting: "Yay... Good luck is not covered ......"
When I opened my eyes, I realized that I had made a mistake, and said unhappily: "Boss, what are you doing with marksmanship......?"
Yang Zijiang angrily threw the gun to him and said, "You come!"
"That's right!" Ye turned around as soon as he took the gun and fired, and the Gu Eagle fell to the ground in response.
Chongtian said: "Why don't handsome guys just watch the drama and not show their skills?"
Brother wants to go, did you snatch the paintbrush?
Yang Zijiang said angrily: "I don't want to talk to a heartless person like you. ”
"Isn't it because you don't have weapons and can't help them?"
Ask while knowing the answer!
Chongtian suddenly said in a serious tone: "If you don't have a gun or a pen from now on, you will be a waste?
Yang Zijiang was puzzled and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Young people are stubborn, and it's better to say that they should be beaten, scolded, and scolded, but if they don't have the ability, they have to admit defeat, unless it's really worth losing their lives for a little thing in front of them. ”
"I'm not your apprentice, don't lecture me. ”
Yang Zijiang said angrily: "Return the wonderful pen to me, and when we get out of the Demon Domain, we will go our separate ways, the well water will not violate the river water, and if you want me to obey you, it is not enough to qualify." ”
"If I don't pay it back, what can you do?"
Chongtian said: "You can't beat me, and bring a belly of anger into the coffin? Otherwise, the stupid boy who learns the surname Ye, who knows the times is Junjie, and the master doesn't want you to sell your ancestors, and the dignity of the people can't be eaten, if you serve me today, I will accept you as an apprentice, and teach you the Xuanmen exercises?
Yang Zijiang was suddenly stunned, what kind of trick is this skyrocketing?
Obviously he didn't deal with himself, how could he suddenly say the words of the apprentice, looking at the smile on his face, he couldn't tell whether it was true or false, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking.
"Why? Did the Heavenly Dao Master discover that my bones are wonderful?"
"Handsome guy, you think too much, and you feel that if you can train an idiot to become a master, you will have a sense of accomplishment. ”
“...... Then you can stay cool!"
Yang Zijiang frowned, this person is not in shape, he is full of flamboyant tongue, not to mention whether this is true or not, even if he is really his apprentice, it will definitely be no good.
"It's a pity, the handsome guy doesn't appreciate it, it's too embarrassing!"
Chongtian scratched his head, and suddenly turned to Ye Yi, who was aiming at several other Gu Eagles, and said, "Silly boy, do you want to worship your master as a teacher?"
Ye Yi was stunned and said, "What's that?"
Obviously, Ye Yi was concentrating on dealing with those Gu Eagles, and he didn't understand what Chongtian meant.
fired a shot at the end, only then turned his head and asked, "What kind of thing to worship as a teacher!"
"You scolding you?"
I don't know if Ye Yi asked this on purpose, or if he said it casually, his expression was tepid, and he said: "Master wanted to accept an apprentice today and was rejected, and he couldn't save face, what did you do for it?"
"Why, pick up the leak?" Ye Yi seemed to understand something, and said: "You are begging me to be an apprentice, isn't it over, my boss doesn't do it and let me be on top, look down on people?"
"You ......"
I didn't expect Ye Yi to speak like this, and said to himself: "Master TM has calculated everything, but I didn't count these two fools and don't play cards according to the routine." ”
Yang Zijiang stretched out his thumb to Ye Yi, and his eyes showed approval.
"Don't be stupid, how hard it is to be an apprentice, I learned to repair motorcycles last year, the master is not authentic, let's not talk about serving tea and pouring water, nothing to give a good face, no salary, no salary, and supper, I will give him a meal later, and he will leave. ”
Then, he said: "If you don't have to serve you, and give you a little salary, I can do it part-time occasionally!"
“......”
Yang Zijiang and Chongtian were speechless, and they glanced at each other with a rare tacit understanding.
Suddenly, he heard a long roar rising from the ground, sweeping towards the Gu Eagles, and an extra long sword appeared in his hand, the sword light was like a silver snake dancing wildly, faintly mixed with the sound of whistling, and the fat body was extremely flexible.
"Ten years of sharpening a sword, the frost blade has not been tried. Who has a grievance today?"
Accompanied by the mobile phone music "Chicken, You Are Too Beautiful", the fat man chanted verses in a straight tone.
In this nondescript rhythm, the sword light was everywhere, and the cries of Gu Eagle's babies came and went.
Yang Zijiang and Ye Yi had never seen this scene in their lives, and after they had killed all the Gu Eagles in the sky, they were still dumbfounded, not knowing what reaction they should use to express their feelings.
"Is it handsome!?"
Ye Yi blinked his eyes and said, "Truth or not?"
"Of course!"
"Twinkle!"
"Do you want to learn?"
"Yes, but there is a problem!" Ye Yi said seriously: "You seem to have just said that you have no sword in your hand and a sword in your heart, this is not the same as having a sword, what is the difference between me and using a gun?"
"Silly boy, look closely, where is the sword?"
With a flick of his hand, the long sword was gone.
"It's amazing! How did you do it?" Ye Yi asked, "It's the same as my boss's pen, can you conjure it up casually?"
"It's the same thing, but this trick is obviously much more practical, Yang Shuai has to take a broken pen for a long time, in case there is no electricity or someone robbed it, there is no trick, and the master can change as he likes. ”
"Okay! I worship you as a teacher, let's say okay first, it's not a problem to serve tea and pour water, but if you don't include extra consumption red envelopes or something, how much apprenticeship salary will you give?"
“......”
"Ye Yi, you anti-bone boy!" Yang Zijiang couldn't help but say, "Don't take me seriously so soon?"
"Why did the boss say this? I learned kung fu from my teacher, and there is no conflict with us being brothers. Ye Yi was puzzled: "Besides, I'm very good at learning, isn't it useful for us to save the world?"
“......”
Yang Zijiang was speechless, and it seemed that there was really no reason to stop it.
Assuming that Chongtian is serious, no matter whether his character is good or bad, his ability is true, and if he can learn something, it is indeed beneficial and harmless.
"The salary is not negotiable, and the master is also very poor, he loves to worship or not, and he does not worship to get out. ”
Chongtian calmly threw out his words, thinking that he had already eaten this stupid boy, and sure enough, Ye Yi thought about it for a while, and said: "That's okay, you teach me those quick, powerful, and too hard." ”
"This idea is good, anyway, the master also wants to earn back face, someone can apprentice, whether you can learn or not depends on yourself. Chongtian smiled: "Then you kowtow, the rules are indispensable." ”
"Good!"
Ye knelt on the ground and bowed, and after snorting three heads, he said: "Master, today you and I are married, not to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but to die on the same day and ...... same month."
Yang Zijiang was hesitant to intervene, but when he heard what he said quickly, he couldn't help but smile crookedly, this is a sworn brother, which is an apprentice.
Chongtian was in a happy mood by the master's call, and when he heard that the donkey's lips were not in the horse's mouth, his expression immediately changed to a wry smile.
Thinking about it, he was much older than him, and he died on the same day, the same month, the same year, which was a big deal.
So he didn't bother to scold, coughed dryly, and said: "Since you have entered my door, you have to change your name according to the rules, you and Xiao Nengzi are of the same generation, your name is Ye Yi? ”
"If the husband doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, and if he doesn't change his career, won't he change his career?"
"As soon as you enter the master's door, you don't listen to the master's words? The second article of the door rules, disobey the teacher's orders, beat until you vomit blood, and if you don't change your name, you will be beaten. ”
Hit until he vomited blood? Is this the door rule? Yang Zijiang was stunned.
"I'll go, there are still door rules, why don't you say it earlier!" Ye Yi probably didn't think of it, maybe there were other rules, and he wondered: "Why do I feel like I've entered a fire pit?"
"It's too late to regret it now, admit it, Ye Quanyi, don't thank Master for giving you a name. ”
"To be honest, it's hard to hear, why don't you drag the whole thing cool and blow up the sky? Besides, you and your senior brother are not from generation to generation, one is rushing to the sky, the other is clever...... Why don't you call me [Aotian]?"
"I really want to beat you, the name of the Tao is the name of the Dao, the word is inherited according to the sect, the number of the Tao is the number of the Dao, when your kid has a small success one day, of course you can set up your own name, don't say Aotian, swallow the sky. ”
"Oh, that's it, that's fine, thank you Master!"
"Hmm. Chongtian nodded with satisfaction and said to Yang Zijiang: "Brother Yang Shuai, your brother's apprenticeship is a great joy, why don't you congratulate you?"
"Oh!" Yang Zijiang's cheeks twitched, he barely smiled, and said, "Then congratulations!"
"It's pretty improvised!"
Chongtian sighed, suddenly took out the wonderful pen and threw it to Yang Zijiang, and said: "As an elder, this will be a meeting gift for you, and we are all happy." ”
Reward your sister, it's originally my brother's!
No matter what, the wonderful pen is still back, Yang Zijiang can't figure it out even if he wants to break his head, is the intention of Chongtian to do this, is it to be happy for a while and relieve boredom, or is it really to accept an apprentice?
Ye Yi asked, "Master, where is my greeting gift?"
"I almost forgot, wait a minute......"
Chongtian took out his mobile phone from his pocket and operated it a few times.
Ye Yi is secretly happy, should he add WeChat to send red envelopes?
But Chongtian took care of himself and didn't ask himself about his WeChat account at all.
After waiting for a long time, he finally said to himself: "I finally found it, on a big day, there is no atmosphere that is not like words......"
Then the mobile phone music sounded, the rhythm was cheerful, and the gongs and drums were noisy......
"The happy gongs and drums beat out the joy of the year, the beautiful dance sends the joy of every day, and the oil paint of the sun paints today's day...... Today is a good day......"
In this intoxicating music, Yang Zijiang and Ye Yi vomited three liters of blood.
When you meet such a master, you Ye Yi are really shit and good luck.
Chongtian woke up from his intoxication and asked, "What are the expressions of the two of you?"
Yang Zijiang said: "I don't want to speak!"
"No, the taste is unique, and the art bacteria are all over it!"
Ye Yi unabashedly touted and said, "Master, your mobile phone is really a treasure, you have all kinds of songs, and you can still use it in the Demon Domain, why don't you give it to me......"
"Don't talk about it, since it's a treasure, how can you give it away casually. ”
"I'm your beloved apprentice, where's the greeting gift?"
"Master's cup, it's not for you to pick it up, just keep it. ”
“......”
The cup is in Yang Zijiang's bag, does it have a perspective eye?
Listening to their bunch of nonsense, Yang Zijiang was too lazy to participate, walked in the direction of the Hidden Mountain Sect, and said, "The two of you are chatting slowly, I'll go first!"