Chapter Seventy-Two: Almost Dead
"There's no lewd laugh."
Yile retorted, but subconsciously touched his lips, where is the obscenity? I'm not Lolicon.
"Humph!" Kirino snorted coldly, didn't dwell on this question, and instead stared at Yile suspiciously, opening his mouth, "You ......"
She said the word "you", and then slowly closed her small mouth again, as if she was struggling to swallow back what she was going to say.
"What's wrong?"
Seeing that Kirino wanted to speak and stopped, Yi Le couldn't help but ask with some worry.
"It's fine!" Kirino turned around with her long brown flowing hair, pulled Ayase and walked to the living room, leaving behind a sentence: "Hurry up and cook, do you want to starve me?" ”
"Yes, yes."
Ile had no choice but to respond.
Ayase staggered behind Kirino and waved to Ile with a smile, but before he could speak, he was pulled into the living room by Kirino and finally could only playfully stick out his little tongue and follow Kirino into the living room.
"Ugh." Yile sighed and walked to the kitchen, it seems that the road to sister control is still very long.
When he arrived in the kitchen, Yile suddenly remembered his poor cooking skills, and helped his head a little speechlessly. I don't know if my cooking skills can satisfy Ayase.
But there's no way, who calls himself a natural dark chef.
Yile first washed rice and cooked rice before he began to prepare for cooking.
"Big brother."
Just as Yile was concentrating on washing the vegetables, Ayase's sweet voice came from behind him, and Yile quickly turned his head and said, "Ayase, why are you here?" Don't you accompany Kirino? ”
"Hmm......" Ayase put her slender little hands behind her back, tilted her little head, and said with a smile: "I'm here to help, Kirino is not a child, so I don't need to accompany him, does my eldest brother need me to do anything?" ”
"That." Yile originally wanted to refuse, but seeing Ayase's somewhat hopeful eyes, he nodded and stepped aside, "Then please trouble Ayase to help wash the dishes." ”
"Uh-huh."
Ayase hurriedly stepped forward and skillfully washed the dishes.
After giving up his position as a vegetable washer, Yile began to boil water and cut meat.
Although Yile's cooking skills are not good, his knife skills are a serious foul, and the thickness of each slice of meat is almost exactly the same, as if he had measured it with a ruler.
"Good...... It's amazing!"
Looking at Yile's amazing knife skills, Ayase was a little dumbfounded, and looked at Yile with big eyes full of little stars, "Big brother, you are so amazing." ”
"Uh...... So-so. ”
Yile snorted awkwardly, a little embarrassed, you won't feel so when you see me cooking.
"Ayase often helps with cooking at home, right?"
Yile looked at Ayase's skillful way of washing vegetables, and couldn't help but ask with some curiosity.
"Hmm."
Ayase nodded.
"Ayase is awesome, it's like Kirino, she doesn't know anything, she has never helped with housework, and she has to mess with me every day, it's useless."
Yile said with a little heat in his brain.
"Big Brother ......"
Ayase glanced at Yile's side, and then at Yile, her eyes were a little sympathetic, and she opened her mouth, but she stopped talking.
"Anyway, Ayase is really a perfect beautiful girl.,If only it were my sister.,It's much better than Kirino......"
"The ......"
Ayase's eyes became more strange.
"Gah!"
Yile froze suddenly, and then reflexively shouted loudly:
"Haha! I was joking! I really like Kirino the most! She looks so cute, the cutest in the world! Best! It must be my fault that I get awkward every day! That's right! It must all be my fault! My bad! ”
Ahhh
Ile feels her brain twitching!
He didn't dare to turn his head at all, so he could only laugh awkwardly, while trying to praise Kirino with all the words of praise that came to mind.
Looking at Ayase's strange eyes, he could almost conclude that he had encountered a favorite plot in the light novel: the male protagonist was saying bad things about the heroine to the second female, but he didn't expect the heroine to be standing next to him at some point, and then the male protagonist instantly splattered blood on the spot in the next second!
Anyway, he is not the male protagonist at all, Kirino is not the heroine, and Ayase is not the second female, why did he encounter such a dramatic thing?
Ile almost broke down!
"Humph!" I don't know when, Kirino was already standing beside Yile, with a black face, slowly retracted the foot that almost fell on Yile's instep, and said angrily: "Bastard!"
However, if you look closely, you can see that Kirino Bai Nen and other faces have a little imperceptible pink.
After watching from the side, Kirino said hello to Ayase and walked out of the kitchen.
After Kirino walked out of the kitchen, Yile finally breathed a long sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat on his head with a slight tremor in his left hand, and said fearfully as if he had escaped death: "It's so dangerous!" Almost killed Kirino . ”
"Poof!"
Seeing that Ile scared her sister into a cold sweat, looking like she was living for the rest of her life after the catastrophe, Ayase still didn't hold back her laughter, "Big brother, are you so afraid of Kirino?" ”
"It's not that I'm afraid."
Yi Le scratched his head a little embarrassed, saying that he was really cowardly just now.
"Actually......" Ayase suddenly put on a serious face, looked at Ile and said seriously: "Although Kirino is just not very honest in character, he speaks very ...... Poisonous tongue, but she's just embarrassed, she ......"
"I know."
Ile touched Ayase's little head and interrupted Ayase with a smile.
“……”
“…… Well. ”
Ayase slowly lowered her head and swallowed back the unspoken "Kirino actually likes you very much".
I was a little excited just now, and I almost told me about giving Kirino a gag order.
With the help of Ayase, a young master, Iraku finally made a slightly decent meal.
At the dinner table, Yile looked at Kirino with a little expectation, Kirino casually sandwiched a piece of meat, and complained while chewing: "This dish is made by Ayase, right?" ”
Ayase snickered twice.
Eile: ......
After dinner, Ile collapsed on the sofa in the living room with some boredom. Kirino took Ayase to the upstairs room.
Taking out his phone, Yile flipped through the friends list on the chat app, and then fixed his eyes on a friend named "snow".
Anyway, this "snow" hasn't contacted him since the last time I talked to him on the basketball court
After thinking about it, Ile sent a message to "snow": "What are you doing?" ”
Snow was quick to reply.
Snow: "Read the book. ”
Eile: ......
Yile looked confused, didn't you just talk about the topic to death?
He remembered that when he chatted with this classmate Xue, nine times out of ten, he replied that he was reading a book. In Yile's mind, the image of "snow" slowly became a withdrawn teenager.