Chapter 116: Two Middle Fingers
Fortunately, the referee came over at this time, and the players of the two teams breathed a sigh of relief - even Ling Feng wiped a handful of sweat and thought: "Stay with this guy for a while, it's ...... wonder if you don't go crazy."
Gascoigne looked reluctant, and finally ran into a funny guy, and it was a pity to let him go like this.
Looking at Gascoigne's hot eyes, and thinking about how he would become gay in the future, Ling Feng shivered for no reason—"It can't be that you have a crush on me, right?" Ling Feng thought timidly......
Of course, this idea is redundant for now, at least in the light of Gascoigne's happy marriage so far - his sexual orientation is still quite normal - it is difficult to say in the future.
"Come to my wedding in June this year," Gascoigne said to Ling Feng proudly before going on the stage: "When the time comes, call your beautiful girlfriend, one to be my best man and the other to be my wife's bridesmaid, OK?" ”
"I said Paul," Ling Feng became more and more fond of this guy, and directly called him by his name: "First of all, that is not my girlfriend, and besides, aren't you already married?" ”
"Not your girlfriend?" Gascoigne's eyes lit up: "Then I don't have a chance?" ”
Haematemesis! just said that he wanted to attend his wedding, and then began to think about the moon's idea, Gascoigne, this old boy, is really not an ordinary fraternity......
"Hehe, joke, joke," Gascoigne also knew that he had said the wrong thing, but he didn't dare to fight Siyue's idea even if Mrs. Thatcher dared to hug him - after all, Mrs. Thatcher was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and her means were also above board, and if a player hugged him, he would not be able to tell the public—but if Gascoigne was holding Princess Diana, it would be a different matter.
But Si Yue is not necessarily, the news that Laudrup got from him since he was a child, this girl is definitely not as gentle as water on the surface - if he knew that Si Yue had made Colts's ex-wife Delu like that, he wouldn't dare to borrow Gascoigne's courage: "I call it cohabitation, understand?" There's also the daughter and son of Flaine (Gascoigne's fiancée), and the four of us have been living together for almost five years. ”
vomiting blood again, even if you seduce a divorced young woman, you still seduce a young woman who has a son and a daughter, oh my God, don't say anything about seducing the young woman, and continue to beat other women's ideas, this Gascoigne is really a hungry ghost in the sex!
"Forget it," Gascoigne rolled his eyes, "I still won't look for you, the young man is so handsome, I'm afraid you will steal my limelight, let's find my dear son and daughter to be the best man and bridesmaid, it must be spectacular......"
Finally hearing Gascoigne praise himself for being more handsome than him, Ling Feng straightened his waist, with our figure, it is enough to be an international supermodel.
"Don't get me wrong," Gascoigne poured cold water on Ling Feng at this time: "It's just that you are an Oriental, and you may give those beauties a sense of freshness......"
Continue to vomit blood, the road is one foot high and the demon is one foot high, Ling Feng, the king of the whole man, has encountered a hooligan head, count himself unlucky......
At this time, the referee motioned for the two sides to enter the field, and Gascoigne looked at the referee very depressed again - the conversation was hot, what kind of game was played......
Not to mention anything else, Gascoigne's affectionate eyes that mimic a woman were quite lethal - at least the referee from Italy was furious by him - Ling Feng was very glad that he didn't use this "dragon sun light" to look at himself, otherwise he wouldn't have to play today's game.
Compared with Gascoigne, who has been constantly funny, the Scottish veteran McAllister is very calm - this guy does not have much notice in the Rangers and the Scottish national team, but when he joined Liverpool, the nearly 35-year-old veteran played an important leadership role in the young Reds, and many times at critical moments - Gerrard is said to be a student brought out by McAllister.
Sure enough, just seven minutes into the first half, McAllister used his experience to make a beautiful leak past Henkoz next to him, but the Scottish national team striker Dury, who followed the goal, was also shaken by McAllister and did not follow up on the goal at the first time - otherwise, judging from slow motion, if Dury didn't pause, his shot would have basically been a single knife.
Patrick Vieira broke the ball and Hamburg escaped.
Roaring to the cheers of 30,000 home fans at the Estadio Iberroques, Rangers opened the scoring at 27 minutes of the first half, and the scorer was Gascoigne.
It was a direct goal from a free kick - the older Gascoigne obviously still had his set-piece skills, and it is said that when he first debuted, his free kick was hailed as a hundred steps through Yang, almost reaching a 100% hit rate in the danger zone like Ling Feng!
Gascoigne said that Ling Feng was very much like himself, but it wasn't completely blown out.
Conceding a goal early in the opening game is not good news for the Hamburg team, especially since the pressure has been too much recently, and the third-line battle has brought huge physical and mental exhaustion to the players - the victory over Dortmund in the last game relied on Ling Feng's smoke bombs and tactical arrangements before the game.
Hamburg, who were eager to score, played a little impatiently, and feeling the frustration of the opponent, the Rangers deliberately strengthened the control of the ball in the midfield - the Rangers midfielder led by Gascoigne began to pound his feet, in order to prevent the Hamburg team from getting the ball.
The most impatient is probably Vieira - the free kick scored by Gascoigne just now was created by Vieira's foul on McAllister in front of the penalty area, the temper of the French back is not small, but it was suppressed by Ling Feng and did not show it for the time being, but at this time Ling Feng repeatedly attacked in the front court to no avail, and Vieira's stubborn temper in the back field was revealed.
With a hard tackle, Gascoigne flew into the air like a kite with a broken string - but the referee didn't blow the whistle, because he saw more clearly that this tackle was the first to touch the ball, and Gascoigne fell so badly because he ran too fast.
In the face of the referee's indifference, the Rangers fans had not yet burst into boos, and the guy Gascoigne couldn't stand it anymore - he came to the referee and made a serious protest.
Every time this happens, a player will come up to argue, and the referee is no longer surprised by this, plus McAllister pulled Gascoigne to his side and didn't let him continue, and the referee didn't care about turning around and continuing to watch the game.
It's just that after the Italian referee turned around, he suddenly felt the deafening cheers of the fans on the sidelines.
"Did you score? No, the ball was still in the Rangers half, and if it was Hamburg who scored, there shouldn't have been such a big cheer! The referee thought about it depressedly, but still didn't understand.
At this time, the ball was still at Ling Feng's feet, but in the face of the siege of three people, in such a small area, Ling Feng couldn't break through, so he had to pass the ball to Kovacevic in the back - he was also very strange when he heard the cheers, what are you called?
Neither Ling Feng nor the referee saw it, and when the referee turned around, Gascoigne broke free from McAllister's hand and gave a middle finger to the referee's back......
Thinking about this kind of thing, only Gascoigne and Müller in Germany could do it, and everyone else's words - not have the courage to do it......
As for why it was Muller and not the bad boy Effenberg – because Effenberg didn't bother to give the referee the middle finger – he did it to the fans in his home country......
Otherwise, why was he dared to return to China not long after he participated in the World Cup for the first time......
Just because the referee can't see it now doesn't mean he won't be able to see it after the game, and UEFA will definitely impose additional penalties for this insulting action.
However, the cheers of the Rangers fans suddenly stopped like a duck being choked by the neck, and at this time, the audience only heard Ling Feng's roar - a goal, and a very weird shot!
Calling this ball weird refers to the distance of the shot - it is a full forty meters away, and like a cannonball, it directly drills into the dead corner of the goal!
After a few small touches in the front court, the Hamburg team was never able to attract the opposing defenders, and there was no way, as the Rangers frontcourt players retreated, the Hamburg team had to hand the ball to the backcourt and reorganize the attack.
Hollebach made a long pass to Baron in the front, and the 1.96-meter-old German man's header pushed the ball back - and at this time, Ling Feng quickly followed, and the ball that bounced off the ground without defense was a powerful left-footed volley - and the shooting was just outside the arc of the midfield.
The ball went into the corner of the goal like a cannonball, and the 32-year-old veteran of the Scottish international did not react at all, watching the ball into the top right corner of the goal.
Absolute power hits absolute speed! The poor Scotsman, before he could celebrate for Gascoigne's middle finger, was equalised by his opponents.
And such a long-range powerful shot also brought a lot of damage to the mentality of the Rangers players - just imagine, it is not difficult to shoot three points on the basketball court, but if you throw the ball near the center circle - although it is only three points, it is definitely no less shocking than a world-class slam dunk!
When the Rangers players returned to their own half, the hilarious scene played out again – the main character was still Gascoigne......
When Gascoigne passed by Ling Feng's side, he glanced up at Ling Feng - he was only 179, and Ling Feng was 185cm - and then he didn't know what Gascoigne was thinking, only to see him suddenly cover the vital part of his own three points below the umbilicus with his hand, and the cat ran out of the distance with his waist gray......
Not to mention the Rangers fans who were watching from the sidelines were not very clear, even Ling Feng wondered, this guy, why does he like to make something happen?!
In fact, Gascoigne thought like this in his heart: "It's good to listen to Brian's words, I didn't have any thoughts about that Chinese beauty, otherwise I would be slapped by Ling so vigorously, my xing blessing ......"
If Ling Feng knew Gascoigne's thoughts, maybe he would really go up and kick him between his legs - not with a ball, but with the soles of his shoes......
The game continued, due to Gascoigne's two troubles, the fun of the game greatly exceeded the result of the score, and even Vieira, who was still giving Gascoigne a little bit of a temper just now, was a little embarrassed.
Seeing Vieira's thoughts, Ling Feng patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Don't feel guilty, if you hadn't come for that, we wouldn't have enjoyed such a funny scene." ”
The first half of the game ended in this friendly atmosphere, but it is worth mentioning that when the referee came up to give him a verbal warning after Gascoigne fouled Ling Feng, Gascoigne once again gestured his middle finger at the referee's back......
This guy is still addicted!
Last time, it was a sudden situation, and the reporters were not prepared, but this time the reporters expected in advance, as Gascoigne's middle finger came out, the flashing lights all over the field flashed - it was only after the photo was washed out that they found out that there was an extra finger - one was Gascoigne's middle finger, and the other was Ling Feng's thumb at Gascoigne......
It seems that Ling Feng is not a good bird either!
The reporters remembered Gascoigne's former feat - when participating in the football commentary of the TV station, he burped into the microphone and was fined 39,000 pounds afterwards, plus Ling Feng, the "journalist killer", oh my God, the press conference after the game will not be lived!
Looking at the assistant referee's look of wanting to laugh but not smiling, the reporters have already guessed that the main referee will definitely talk to the referee about these two middle fingers at halftime - it is estimated that Gascoigne's life will be sad in the second half.
With Gascoigne's turmoil, the players of the Hamburg team are in a more relaxed mood, and for the physically and mentally exhausted players of the Hamburg team who have been fighting in consecutive battles, it can be regarded as a kind of luck to meet this funny guy.
Ling Feng didn't drink much water at halftime, to be honest, he didn't have much running in the first half at all, if he did, these defenders who could only rank second-rate in Europe really couldn't stop him - just if he injured himself, the rest of the game would not be good.
For the sake of the Hamburg team's trede, Ling Feng must take care of his body - that is, everyone is injured, as long as he is not injured, the Hamburg team has hope!