Chapter 450: Four Sticks
Two people guess boxing, who loses and who will beat whom? The village owner said in his heart: "This guess should be who wins and who fights." Whoever loses and beats whom, this doesn't make sense? ”
The village owner wanted to make sure if there was something wrong with the two of them, and he asked, "Are you two brains?" ”
The shopkeeper and the shopkeeper looked at each other, and replied one after the other: "There's nothing wrong." ”
The shopkeeper didn't care if it was unreasonable to say 'whoever loses will hit someone first', he just wanted to fool the past and didn't want to suffer from the five sticks.
The village owner asked the shopkeeper: "Say it again, why did you hit the bamboo basket and wooden barrel paved road mountain?" ”
The shopkeeper replied: "Village master, the two of us are guessing boxing and playing games, who loses and who will beat whom, I lost in guessing boxing at that time, so I started to beat him?" ”
The village owner thought that it was unreasonable for the shopkeeper to speak, so he picked up the startling wood and slapped the table vigorously, saying, "Nonsense! Who loses and who hits? Whoever wins is right. I conclude that you are lying. ”
The shopkeeper didn't understand how the village owner saw that he was lying.
The shopkeeper said that the fight between himself and the shopkeeper was a game of guessing boxing, and he was telling this lie. But the village owner didn't know, which lie was told by the shopkeeper?
The village owner only said that the sentence 'whoever loses will beat someone' is unreasonable, thinking that the shopkeeper is lying. He said, "Why are you lying? ”
The shopkeeper didn't understand how the village owner saw that he was lying? He replied: "Village master, I, I didn't lie?" ”
The shopkeeper of the mountain road knelt on the ground and thought: "If this is said to be a game of guessing boxing, won't my kick and slap be in vain?" The shopkeeper pointed to the shopkeeper and said, "Village master, he's lying, it's not like that at all!" ”
When the village lord heard this, he picked up the startled wood and smashed the table, saying, "Who told you to speak?" ”
The shopkeeper of Lushan Road was startled, and Zhiwu said: "Village, village owner? ”
The village owner said: "This is a trial of the case, and it is forbidden to speak casually." ”
The village owner said Lu Shan and asked the shopkeeper: "Didn't you lie?" ”
The shopkeeper knelt there and replied: "No, no? ”
The village owner asked: "You two guess who loses and who beats, this is not common sense at all." Come on, call me! The village lord said the last sentence, picked up the startled wood and smashed the table.
The two officials immediately grabbed the shopkeeper and wanted to put him on the bench to beat him with a stick, but the stool was not here, at the entrance of the yatang. One of the yamen said, "I didn't bring a stool." ”
Another official said, "I forgot to bring the stool?" ”
The village owner took a look, but didn't see the bench used to beat people? He said, "What about the stool?" ”
The official who spoke first looked at the yatang and said, "The village master's stool is in the yatang, and he forgot to take it?" ”
The village lord looked back and said, "Bring the stool." ”
"Yes!" One of the servants with sticks on either side answered the call.
The shopkeeper saw it and said, "The village master? ”
The village lord patted the wood in surprise and said, "In the yatang... Oh no, the yatang dared to lie to the village lord before, looking for a fight! ”
The shopkeeper hurriedly said: "Village master, what I said is the truth, don't believe you ask him, do we guess the winner of the box, who loses and who will hit someone first?" "Learn from the shopkeeper to be beaten when he sees it, and he must tell the truth.
The shopkeeper of the mountain road said: "Village master, the matter is not what he said at all. ”
The village lord glanced at them and said, "Wait a minute, the stool will be brought." ”
The shopkeeper didn't listen to the village master, his two arms were grabbed by the two officials, he moved his two arms to let the two officials let go of him, he said: "Village master, I'm telling the truth, we really guess who loses and who will do it first." ”
The village lord slapped the wood in surprise and shouted, "Silence! ”
When the shopkeeper saw the official carrying the bench, he said, "Village master, I'm telling the truth, village master!" ”
The village owner slapped the wood in surprise and looked at the shopkeeper seriously.
The official brought the bench and placed it on the ground, and stood back in its original position with a stick of fire and water.
The two servants dragged the shopkeeper to the stool, and shouted, "Come here!" Get down! ”
"Village Lord! I'm telling the truth! Who loses and who starts to hit someone first? The shopkeeper struggled back and explained.
The shopkeeper didn't dare to earn too much, and he didn't have the strength of the two officials, so he was quickly pressed to the bench by the two officials. The official shouted: "Get on your stomach!" ”
"Village Master!" The shopkeeper still called the village master while lying on the stool, but he didn't know whether the stick he was beating for lying was heavy, so he didn't tell the truth.
The official didn't care about anything, picked up the water and fire sticks and beat them.
"Oops!" The first stick went down, and when I learned to be a shopkeeper, I felt that even my butt and bones hurt.
"Oops!"
The shopkeeper was beaten with four sticks by two officials.
After being beaten, the shopkeeper regretted it, "This is simply beating to the death." ”
"Oh my God?" The shopkeeper lay on the stool and grinned with his teeth bared.
The village lord said to the officer, "Pull him down and kneel." ”
The two servants dragged the shopkeeper down, pulled it to its place, and the two of them kicked the shopkeeper with their legs bent, and both said: "Kneel!" ”
"Ahh The shopkeeper bent his legs and knelt on the ground.
The village lord patted the wood in surprise and said, "Say, what's going on?" ”
The shopkeeper was beaten with four sticks, and he felt that the back butt was about to bloom, so he put the back butt and said: "Village master, I, we are really guessing boxing, who loses and who will hit who first?" ”
As soon as the village master heard that 'whoever loses will hit someone first' is unreasonable, he picked up the startling wood and smashed it on the table, shouting: "Come on, hit me again!" ”
"Yes!" The official should be pulled as soon as he spoke.
"Oops! Wait! The shopkeeper hurriedly twisted his body to prevent others from pulling him.
The village lord stretched out his hand to the two officials and said, "Wait a while." ”
The two officials did not pull the shopkeeper, but took a step back, holding their sticks.
The shopkeeper looked back at the two servants, and said to the village owner: "Village master, don't fight, I said." ”
The village lord replied: "Say." ”
Learn the shopkeeper to think, and then he will suffer a loss, and he doesn't know if these four sticks are counted as the five sticks he beat the shopkeeper on the mountain road?
After thinking about it, the shopkeeper first asked: "Village master, don't we say yes before we come, will you beat me with five sticks?" Look, you just hit me with four sticks, isn't there still one stick left? ”
The village owner didn't understand when he saw that the shopkeeper didn't understand, so he said: "The four sticks just now are the four sticks that hit you because you lied, and they have nothing to do with anything else." ”
"Unrelated?" Learn the shopkeeper with his mouth open? He said, "Nothing to do? Then he asked, "How can it be irrelevant, village master?" Is this called four sticks? The shopkeeper said, subconsciously stretching out four fingers.
The village owner didn't understand what the shopkeeper was saying, he said, "I didn't understand what you said?" ”
"I don't understand!" The shopkeeper replied: "Village master, before we came, we said that we would beat me with five sticks, and now we have beaten me with four sticks, is it just one stick?" ”
The village lord clicked his mouth at the shopkeeper and said, "I didn't understand what you said?" ”
The shopkeeper said: "Village master, why don't you understand? Let's talk about five sticks before we come. He said and stretched out four fingers: "This has already beaten me with four sticks, isn't it just one stick?" ”
The village lord still didn't understand, and he said, "Those four sticks hit you because you lied, and they have nothing to do with anything else." The village lord looked at the shopkeeper, and then said: "This is in the yatang, isn't it, if you try the case before the yatang, you will be beaten if you lie and deceive the judges?" ”
The shopkeeper shook his head and replied, "I don't know? ”