Chapter 122: The Desperate North House
After saying goodbye to Ye Feng Lori, Tirpitz returned to his dormitory in a daze with the three views that had been greatly changed.
As soon as he pushed the door open and walked in, the shadow of a short boat passed by him like the wind, and before Tirpitz could see the figure of the approaching ship, the wooden door of the dormitory was closed with a loud "bang".
Tirpitz suddenly came to his senses and hurriedly dodged to the side, trying to distance himself from the incoming ship.
However, the other party seemed to be prepared in advance, stepping on the small stool that had already been placed, and raising his leg was a downward split.
Tirbitz hurriedly retreated to avoid the fierce kick, but only took half a step back and pressed his back against the wall.
Worst! Looking at the slender jade legs that were already close at hand, Tirpittston hurriedly subconsciously turned his head to the side, closed his eyes and clenched his silver teeth, ready to bear the menacing kick with his shoulder.
However, the pain that Tirpitz imagined did not come, and Tirpitz opened his eyes in confusion, but the next moment Tirpitz was stunned.
Seeing that Fei Yu was stepping on a small stool with his right foot, but his left foot was on the wall next to his head, his left hand was on his knee, and his right hand was supporting the wall, and his face was pressed against Tirpitz only an inch away from him.
"Ahem, Miss Tirpitz, Xiao Yu is not kidnapping you, just asking you for some favors...... Ahem, a note about tonight's banquet. ”
Anyway, is this a wall? Knocked by a loli wall...... And in such a bad way...... Sure enough, the way I went back to the town guard house was wrong?
Or is it that the world has unconsciously replaced the plug-in, and its own brain circuit is no longer suitable for this version of this world.
Tirpitz looked Fei Yu up and down in a daze, and when his eyes touched the bottom of Fei Yu's skirt, Tirbitz's gaze froze, and his face also showed a touch of obscenity.
"Miss Tirpitz, if you don't want Xiao Yu to destroy your collection of gadgets, just obediently tell me Ye Feng's H Lori's tricks, I don't believe that Ye Feng H Lori will no longer do anything in the banquet, crooked, put away your lewd gaze, did you hear what Ben Yu said?"
Tirpitz turned his head to look at the large pile of game discs piled on the ground by Flying Feather, and showed a worried expression when he heard Feather's words.
It's a hateful thing to threaten yourself with your own treasured game discs, but then again, half of these discs are hidden in places that even Bismarck can't find, isn't this ship's mother a dog?
Tirpitz glanced back and forth between Flying Feather and Game Butterfly, biting his lip and pondering for a moment, Tirbitz decisively raised his hand to surrender and betray his teammates, anyway, he could already imagine what kind of scene the banquet would be, and not telling Flying Feather the truth would not have the slightest impact on the tragedy.
So Tirbitz decisively raised his hands to make a throw: "Let go of those innocent eighteen-R games, and I will tell you all the things that need to be paid attention to during the banquet......"
Fei Yu, who was ready to torture Tirbitz and force him to confess the stock speculation, panicked for a while after hearing Tirbitz's answer, and the argument that had been prepared for a long time was useless for a while.
Fei Yu coughed twice and pretended to be calm: "Ahem, don't try to fool Ben Yu with lies, your "Love and Producer" and "Glory of the Sword" Collector's Edition game CDs are still lying in Ben Yu's ship space, if you dare to lie to me, don't think about seeing them......"
Tirpitz took a deep breath with his eyes in his eyes, sorted out his words, and said, "Don't eat anything at the banquet, just drink fuel...... Ye Feng Lori where don't worry, there is only one ship you need to pay attention to......"
"The ship?"
Tirbitz glanced at Fei Yu meaningfully, and spit out five words word by word: "Nagato Lolicon." ”
“………… I hope what you say is true, or you'll have to say goodbye to these little things of yours. ”
Fei Yu was silent for a minute after hearing Tirpitz mention the ship's mother, then retreated from Tirbitz's side, leaned against the back of the door with his hands on his chest, pretended to be fierce, and stared at Tirbitz angrily.
The corners of Tirpitz's mouth twitched involuntarily, and he pounced straight on the pile of game discs piled up by flying feathers: "Of course I won't lie to you, I won't joke with you with the lives of my games." ”
Fei Yu snorted coldly and pushed the door and walked out of Tirpitz's dormitory, and before leaving, he still didn't forget to give Tirbitz a precautionary shot: "It's better to be like this, if there is anything to remind, if not, I will go to the supply room to attend the banquet, if there is an accident, you know the consequences!" ”
"There's only one thing I want to say to you, but it's not a reminder." Tirpitz looked at the flying feather who had half stepped out of the door, and a lewd smile appeared on his face again.
"Tell me what to say!"
"Ahem...... It's okay not to wear underwear when you attack, but remember to wear them when you go back to the town guard's mansion, and ...... Minors don't read the little yellow book casually, I just saw that you were wet underneath...... Do you need a torpedo to suppress the fire? ”
Tirbitz squinted his eyes as he spoke, and reached out to pull out a 381-mm armor-piercing projectile that was still "buzzing" from the ship's space.
“…………”
Feather looked at Tirbitz with a cold and disdainful gaze, gently closed the door of the dormitory, and then left Tirpitz's dormitory as if he were running away.
As the sound of Feiyu closing the door sounded, Tirpitz also put down the armor-piercing bullet in his hand, and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands and a decadent expression.
Hold a grass.,I just sent an invitation to Feiyu to make a date.,I actually made a date with Lori first.,Sure enough, what I saw in the supply room hit me too hard?
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
A sudden knock on the door woke Tirpitz, who was thinking about the ship's life, and Tirpitz got up in confusion and walked to the door.
Did that guy forget to take something?
Tirpitz frowned and opened the door to his dormitory, only to see Bismarck standing outside his dormitory with red eyes.
No way! The game disc hasn't had time to be cleaned up.,If my sister sees it, it's going to be a rhythm of complete death!
Drops of cold sweat suddenly slipped down Tirbitz's forehead, and Tirbitz hurriedly blocked Bismarck's sight with his body, and asked with a smile: "Ahaha...... Sister, if you don't go to the banquet at this time, what are you doing here? ”
"Sister...... Those are all game CDs, right?,I didn't expect to be destroyed so much by me.,And the fish that slipped through the net.,It's just ...... Take it out, let's have a good time tonight, and my sister brought vodka...... We're not going to get drunk tonight! ”
Tirpitz's jaw was about to fall to the ground when he heard this, and his sister actually wanted to play a game with him for the first time, could it be that the sun came out of the west today?
"Sister, you...... You...... Not sick, right? I guess I hit my head...... What's going on, sister, don't scare me? How about I promise not to play the game again? ”
Bismarck threw himself into Tirpitz's arms and cried when he heard this, and Tirbitz was thrown to the ground with a sudden pounce.
"Woooooooooo......oo Younger sister...... My sister was treated by the boat as a pervert who stole Lori's panties and peeped at Lori's bath.,Woo woo...... I don't have the face to see the ship...... From now on, the two of us will stay together and go anywhere, and we will play liver games together...... Woowoo woo ............"
Tirpitz: ".................."
This is really the wrong way for me to go back to the town guard......