April Fool's Day Testimonials

Today, I'm going to talk about some of the author's thoughts on writing a book, as well as some magical prophecies about the future.

One. Any masterpiece that can be widely disseminated has its common characteristics. In layman's terms, a book must be made up of three "lines". These three threads are indispensable, and the whole is glued together to form a book.

1. The "philosophical line", or "fatalistic line". In the book, there must be some convincing philosophical principles of life. For example, in last year's well-known "Let Go of the Witch", the "philosophical line" in it is the five words "warmth of people's hearts". The philosophical line of "The Lord of the Rings" is "persistence and protection". The philosophical lines of "A Song of Ice and Fire" are "everyone dies" and "guard the gate". So, the philosophical line of this book has come out recently, what are the key words? Wise book lovers should be able to feel it to some extent.

2. "Plot line", or "conflict line". This line can bring readers ups and downs, and the reading experience is incisive. Because the main life scene of this book is set in a college, the author is worried about angering a grumpy crab in the river, so he does not focus on pen and ink to create, and the fixed type of 10,000 people hates the villain role, and only occasionally lets them show their little faces and run around the tricks. The whole book is based on the farming style, however, the author has his own way to make up for the weakness of the plot line, and there is no shortage of D silk rise and desperate bloody counterattack in the back.

3. "Emotional line". That is, it refers to the various emotional interactions between the male and female protagonists, male and female protagonists, and so on. In this line, it also refers to various details of "flirting with men" and "flirting with girls". I don't need to explain this in detail.

Two. The "core of writing" of this book is that "opening the book is beneficial", not "opening the book is cool". The main course is meant to provoke all kinds of thoughts and future reverie, and the refreshing point is just the condiment.

Three. I need book friends who are interested in helping me make the cover of this book. 600X800 pixels, no more than 5M JPG images; The picture should show the title of the book, "Nerd vs. Zombies", the author's pen name (Wu Chengyin) and the first launch site (Genesis Chinese Network).

The author bacteria offer four cover protocols to choose from:

1. The 700-foot-high, dozens of kilometers long Great Wall of Ice and Snow Desperation mentioned in the book is centered on ancient super-large bookshelves and countless books, and the appearance is covered with mottled ice and snow cold effects.

2. The Great Wall, but any brick on it is replaced by an ancient appearance book. This is a "city of thousands of miles of books" made up of pure books.

3. A super-high-rise skyscraper made up of two super-high bookshelves glued together back-to-back, with a decorative appearance of a huge erected spine.

4. A cute big green worm mentioned in the book is specifically responsible for selling cuteness. It is always lying on the page of an open book, and its posture can be bowed and charming. Naturally, this is a "bookworm". (Due to the limited space for the cover position, the author felt that this scheme might be the most suitable for the cover.) )

Some people may ask me, why don't you bother the editor in the background to help me make the cover, my answer is, I am timid, I have little qualifications, and I dare not harass the editor! If you have done a good job, please leave a message in the book review area and inform the extraction address of the cover picture.

Four. The backstage editor of the air and me shouted a few words:

If my backstage editor wants to be promoted to content editor-in-chief as soon as possible, he will need to do the following things:

1. Print out my recent chapters such as "Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road" on A4 paper;

2. Buy a pair of the cheapest reading glasses;

3, the company found a content director called "squad leader", put the printed drafts of the above chapters, as well as reading glasses, "snapped", slammed it on his desktop or face, and roared loudly to tell him: He once predicted that within the game category, there will be a "domestic version of the Song of Ice and Fire", which has been glorified in the world. Tell him that in the future, this book will leave behind the various data records set by "Dou Po" a full eighteen streets away. told him again that this book should not be treated so lightly by the official, and he has been staying in a small dark room, with more than 500,000 words, and has never been on "TV".

If the editor dares to do this, he will be promoted to editor-in-chief in half a year at the latest. Brother, I can only help you get here, and the rest is up to you. Believe it or not, everyone has their own ambitions, and the twisted melon is not sweet. Even though it's April 1st, I don't mean it's an April Fool's joke.

Five. Finally, I will tell a little paragraph with a small number of my current book friends. This, naturally, is the author's Wang Po selling melons, a magical prophecy about the future:

Take my most loyal and enthusiastic super book friend, "75603", as an example.

Many years later, 75603, who was over the age of six, with a white beard and white eyebrows, was blowing his beard and glaring, teasing his young grandson:

75603: That peerless magic book, the starting point of the first demon book of ancient and modern exchanges that will go down in history, "Nerd vs. Zombie", your grandfather was the first to smell its earth-shattering demonic aura. At the beginning, my grandfather made a quick decision, traveled under the stars and nights, hurried day and night, and with a "snap", he was the first to put down a small book review bench in the book review area. Moreover, the author also came to these small benches in person to sit down and follow the post.

75603: Back then, your grandfather was on the fan ranking list of this book, and in the early days, he used to dominate the top ten on the list. Today, there isn't much left of the ashes. Fortunately, my grandfather took a lot of pictures to prove it, otherwise he would have died without proof. Many of the recommendation votes that your grandfather personally voted for back then were ranked within the top 5,000 votes.

Grandson: Grandpa, you're lying again! You didn't grab the big sofa back then, you didn't grab the first place on the fan list, and the recommended votes were within 5,000 votes, what is there to be proud of??

75603: Baby, there's no one on this planet more powerful than your grandfather! You know, now this book is on the fan ranking list, there are more than 10,000 "alliance master" alone, as many as 10 million posts in the book review area, and more than 100 million recommendation votes!!

Sun Tzu: So the sauce is purple! Yes! Grandpa, you're really amazing! Super lollipop!

(Author: 2017.04.01)

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