Chapter 412: The Old Man Stood Up
The basket and barrel seller walked to his own shop, passing by the candy seller. The candy seller saw that the shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop was walking a little abnormally, and he knew that he was kicked by the shopkeeper. When the candy seller saw it, he teased: "What's the matter, what's wrong with walking?" ”
The basket seller and the barrel seller just passed by, and he didn't look at the candy seller, he obediently stopped and looked at the candy seller a few times, and replied: "Do you believe that I beat you?" ”
When the candy seller heard this, he took a step aside and said, "Hey, I'm playing with you." ”
When the basket seller saw it, he stepped forward and said fiercely: "You are naughty with me, be careful that I slap you twice." ”
The candy seller said, "Don't be, let's look down and don't look up, it's not good to fight?" ”
When the basket seller heard this, he asked, "Why do you dare to beat me?" ”
The candy seller replied: "If you make me angry, I dare?" ”
When the basket and bucket seller listened, he looked the candy seller up and down, but he didn't dare to provoke him. He said, "I still have something to do, buddy, don't talk to me." ”
The candy seller's eyes looked up and down with a little fear of the basket and bucket seller, and said, "I won't bother you if you have something, so get busy, you?" ”
The basket seller turned to face his shop, turned back to the candy seller and said, "Do you need to squeak in the future?" ”
The candy seller replied: "Ah. ”
The basket seller glanced at the candy seller and went to his shop.
The candy seller looked at the back of the shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop, and spat at him: "Phew, the aisle is not good." ”
The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop had just walked a few steps when he heard the candy seller spit at him and scolded him. He paused, and said to himself, "I don't think I hear." After thinking about it, he took a few steps into his own shop.
The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop entered the shop, walked to the pyre, and took Lao De's shoes. He glanced at his shoes and said, "What the hell is this?" After speaking, the shopkeeper of the basket and bucket walked out with his shoes.
The candy seller held the candy man's cabinet with both hands, and when he looked back, he saw the basket shopkeeper walking out, carrying a shoe in both hands. He saw it and said, "The bear wrapped one, and let people throw a shoe into the house and let people beat it, and this is still sending shoes to people?" ”
The basket shopkeeper listened, stopped and replied, "I bear one?" Do you know what the guy who beat me is going to do in a while? ”
"What are you going to do?" The candy seller asked.
The shopkeeper replied: "Why are you going, he will go to the village government in a while." ”
The candy seller asked, "What is he doing in the village office?" ”
The basket shopkeeper replied: "What are you doing, dry sticks." ”
"What?" The candy seller didn't understand, didn't understand what a dry stick was?
The candy seller looked at the bucket shopkeeper and asked, "Dry sticks?" Why, is he going to beat a stick? The candy seller said and threw two punches.
The shopkeeper replied: "It's not him who does the stick, it's the stick that him." ”
When the candy seller heard this, he pondered there, stretched out his head and asked, "What did the stick do to him?" ”
The shopkeeper said, "You don't know what the stick of the village government is for?" ”
When the candy seller heard this, he thought for a moment and said, "Aren't the sticks of the village government all scaring people?" ”
The basket seller said, "Who have you heard that the stick of the village government is a scare man?" ”
The candy seller: "That's scaresome, it's quite sturdy." ”
Selling baskets and barrels: "You haven't seen the official beat people with that stick?" ”
Candy seller: "No, I saw the official holding a stick, but I didn't see the official beating someone?" ”
The basket and bucket seller walked forward with his shoes and said, "I haven't seen you, I don't know, the official is very good at beating people with that stick." A stick can make you sit still for a day. ”
Candy Seller: "Really? ”
Basket Seller: "Haven't you seen it, haven't you heard of it?" ”
Candy Seller: "I've heard a lot about it, but I don't believe any of it." ”
When the basket seller heard this, he glanced at the old German shoes in his hand and said, "You have often heard of it, why don't you believe it?" ”
The candy seller glanced at Lao De's shoes and said, "I don't believe anyone." ”
The shopkeeper of the bamboo basket and barrel shop pondered and said, "Why are you so suspicious, no one believes it?" ”
The candy seller replied: "That's what I am." ”
"Huh?" The basket and bucket seller took Lao De's shoes, watched the candy seller walk forward, and walked past the sugar man's cabinet. The candy seller said, "Does the shopkeeper buy a candy man?" ”
The foot of the basket and bucket seller kept replying: "No." ”
The onlookers on the street, the old man who fell to the ground, was laughing and talking with an old lady, his feet moved, and one leg cramped when he boarded, and the old man "Oops! He immediately sat up and hugged his calves.
The old man hugged his calves, his expression was very strange, and he bared his teeth and squeezed his eyes.
The basket seller and the barrel seller, when he saw the old man like this, stopped and looked at his shoes.
The old lady who was talking to the old man was not tall, and when he saw that the old man might have leg cramps, he asked, "You can't do it with bones, your legs are cramping?" ”
The old man sat with his legs, his legs were still cramping, and he didn't reply to the old lady's words, but he stood up at once, bent down and rubbed his cramped calves vigorously with both hands, and his expression was very uncomfortable.
Everyone in the audience thought that the old man who fell to the ground was hit and couldn't stand up, so how did they know that the old man was hit? Of course, the old man said it himself.
A man wearing a hat said: "Oops! Can this old man stand up? ”
The basket seller and the bucket seller listened, and said, "The old man touched the porcelain, and his leg cramped and got up on his own." ”
Dai Dou Li's looked for the person who spoke in the crowd, but he didn't find it, and said in the direction of the speaker: "Ah, I feel like he touches porcelain?" ”
The basket seller saw that the man with the hat did not see what he was saying, he looked at the man with the hat, did not say anything more, turned sideways to face the medical hall, turned his head to see the old man cramping, and wanted to leave.
The old man was cramping, and the onlookers looked at him, and many people muttered loudly, muttering that the old man was a liar, and he got up only after his leg cramped.
The old man cramped for a while, and finally relieved. He moved his cramping foot and said to himself, "It's been cold lying on this ground for a long time." He looked at the other leg that didn't cramp and said, "Fortunately, this leg doesn't cramp." He smiled and moved his non-cramped foot, stretching the ball back and forth. Ay! "When he did it, he felt like his foot was going to cramp too.
The old man didn't believe that the other leg would also cramp, and slightly stretched his foot twice, the old man stared at it, knowing that this leg was also going to cramp, he immediately put his hands to hold this leg, and at the same time this leg also cramped, and the old man instantly "Hey! He sat down on the ground.
The man with the hat saw it and said, "Both legs are cramping?" ”
Two more people in the crowd said; "Both legs cramped, old man."
The crowd of onlookers, many people were muttering about this old man, both legs were lying cramps?
The old man sat on the ground, baring his teeth and squeezing his eyes, "Oops! "Rubbing his legs quickly.
The old lady who was not tall said, "You can't do it with this body, huh?" When people are old, they have to be paralyzed in half a year. I don't serve you. ”
The old man listened and said, "You are not tall, I am disgusting when I talk to you, oops, this leg!" The old man rubbed his legs vigorously as he spoke.
There were three old ladies talking to the old man, and one saw that he had a cramp in one leg and turned around and left. The other was shorter than the tall old lady, and her face was wrinkled.