New Eden Tips: The Lorde Navy has always been the most well-equipped force in the world of New Eden, but what are the facts? A captain of the Gelant once stormed his boss's office in a rage and asked why his ship had been confiscated by customs. The reply was received as follows: "Warships refurbished from scrapyards that have exceeded their annual inspection age are the cheapest, and Congress has given this year's order to the lowest bidder." Unfortunately, customs has recently tightened its inspection of overage starships. ”

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"Don't worry, uncle. I have this. Carl took out two tickets that seemed to be tickets, and shook them in front of Alfred.

"What the hell is it? You kid, don't sell it, okay? I'm leaving! Alfred deliberately turned around and gestured to leave.

"Okay, yes, really, I can't even make a joke." Carl muttered quietly.

"To say or not to say?" Alfred asked.

"Okay, okay, I'm really convinced of you, uncle. Specifically, Richelieu heard in the morning that there was a big stomach contest going on here. It just so happened that the girls in my family were more able to eat, so I signed up for this competition. The two of us actually came to cheer them on. Karl handed Alfred a copy of the entry and said.

Alfred looked at the line on the entry sheet, "As long as you dare to eat, we dare to serve it in unlimited quantities!" He was angry and said to Karl: "I said boy, you are too much! Don't you know how much your own sister can eat? Come here to pit people, and I'm not afraid of people turning their faces... ”

"Flip around? No, it won't. If they dare to turn the other cheek, then this store will not want to open in Gadari. Karl said.

Alfred couldn't help but be amused by Carl, and he asked, "Where did you get your honey confidence?" ”

"With the help of the Gestapo to keep an eye on it, does he dare to do anything with the Gestapo?" Karl gestured to Alfred without a trace.

"The Gestapo? Where are they? Alfred asked, as he began to turn his head to look for it.

"Don't look, they're gone." Karl said to him.

"They've been here all along?" Alfred asked, and then he found something and asked, "So how do you know, boy?" ”

"Me? Hehe, God said: Don't say, don't say! Karl said mysteriously.

Alfred didn't expect him to really tell himself, but he reminded Carl anyway: "I don't expect you kid to be honest with me, but these abilities of your sister are better hidden." Do you understand? ”

"I know how to do it, uncle, don't worry." Carl nodded in understanding.

Under Paladin's protection, they found a slightly secluded place and quietly watched the big stomach game that was about to start on the stage.

"Ahem, hey? Feed? ”

After testing the audio equipment, the host picked up the microphone and said: "Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen, good afternoon! ”

"Thank you for taking a break from your busy schedule and coming to our store's Big Stomach Contest."

"Before the competition starts, we start with a live draw. Do you remember the red number plate that was given to you? If you draw the number on the number plate of one of the guests later, then he will receive a 1,000 ISK voucher from the store! There is no limit to the expiration of the voucher, and it is limited to one coupon at a time! Ten lucky guests will be selected for this draw, good luck to all! ”

In the face of the bombshell dropped by the host, these Gadari went crazy. They kept waving the number plates in their hands, hoping that they were one of the ten lucky winners.

"Nice marketing! Uncle, do you believe it or not? At least half of this is the hotel's own in-house childcare. Karl said, looking at the field.

"It's like I don't know." Alfred complained.

"Two hundred and nine! Congratulations to the friends of Number 209 for winning 1,000 ISK vouchers! "The host has drawn the first winner.

Everyone around looked at the young student in the gray cadet uniform with envy, and in any case he was given a free meal at what appeared to be an upscale hotel.

"Congratulations to this lucky friend, your grand prize will be distributed to you after you register." The host said to the lucky winner.

"Thank you! Thank you! I... Thank you! The young student said incoherently.

"So who's going to be the next lucky winner?" The host pulled out another paper ball from the box.

"This lucky friend is 。。。。。。" The host deliberately whetted everyone's appetite and said, "This lucky friend's number is forty-nine!" ”

"Isn't Forty-Nine's friend there? If you are there, please come up to the stage to claim your reward! The host announced to the audience.

Number Forty-Nine is a gray-haired old man wearing a modest garment. In the eyes of everyone in the audience, the old man was very uncomfortable facing these gazes.

is really worthy of being a professional host, and after discovering that the old man is likely to have stage fright, he immediately took the microphone and announced: "This old gentleman, please go to the staff to register and receive the prize!" ”

After the old man walked off the stage, the host continued to start the lottery.

"Six-zero-nine! Isn't the friend of 609 here?! ”

"Five-seven-three! Five-seven-three's friends aren't there?! ”

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"The exciting draw time is over! Please come to the stage to take a group photo! The host said.

In the envious eyes of all those present, the ten lucky winners of this raffle walked off the stage after the photographer took a commemorative photo.

"You must be hungry after waiting all morning, right? Then you should watch your saliva! Let me hear, are many of you spitting? The host said humorously.

"Now, let's move on to today's formal session. That is: the annual Big Stomach King Competition! Everyone's applause welcome! Of course, if you feel that you need some snacks to compensate yourself, then you can communicate with our hotel! All food is sold today at 20% off unlimited quantities! The host's kind reminder caused laughter in the audience.

"Below, there will be the contestants of our big stomach king competition! I can tell you very responsibly that two of our contestants are very special. Forgive me for selling a little bit here, and trust me, you'll be pleasantly surprised! "The host sells the guanzi.

"Richelieu, Zao, I'm sure you two will win the championship. Let this group of mortals tremble in front of the ship's appetite! Carl said to his two girls in the contract.

The annual party drinks a bit too much, so wait a minute, dear. The author loves you!