Chapter 107: Shuanghai: How do you call a bed for Sister Feiyu?
"Even Sister Feiyu can't figure out a set of clothes out of thin air, right...... And Sister Feiyu slept so deeply, she looked like she couldn't wake up no matter how she screamed. β
Ping Hai stretched out his finger and poked Fei Yu's round little face, spreading his hands out and making a powerless movement.
"That's what I said, we all called her for five minutes just now, but Sister Feiyu just opened her eyes and fell asleep, which is really expected to be able to sleep when she got out of the boat."
Ning Hai touched his chin and pretended to be contemplative: "It seems that if we want to wake up Sister Feiyu, we can only use that method......"
"Ninghai Ninghai, you have a way to wake up Sister Feiyu, what is the way?"
"Well...... this"
Ning Hai helped his non-existent glasses, his eyes swept over Fei Yu and his sister Pinghai, who were really asleep, and said in a deep voice: "The way to wake up Sister Fei Yu is actually very simple, as long as you summon the ship outfit and shoot at Sister Fei Yu, even if Sister Fei Yu sleeps again, she will wake up!" Of course, in view of the fact that Sister Feiyu is a battleship, the defense of the ship's armor is too high, and Ning Hai's ship suggests that it is safer to have a salvo of the main guns, or simply throw the torpedo......"
βstopοΌ passοΌ It's good to go, don't send it! Next! β
Pinghai listened to his sister's so-called "method of waking up Sister Feiyu", and suddenly felt a chill down his spine, he could still try to understand it by riding a face cannon or something, but what the hell is the salvo of the main gun! And throwing torpedoes or something, Ning Hai, are you sure this is waking up a sleeping boat and not murder?
When did her sister become so terrifying, could it be that Ning Hai's well-behaved and ignorant appearance before was all pretended to be for herself? What about the trust between ships that are said to be good! We're still not sisters after all!
"Allah, doesn't my sister approve of this approach? Well...... Speaking of which, this method is indeed a bit violent, but it is indeed the simplest, quickest and most effective method, isn't my sister going to try it? After this village, there is no such shop! β
Ning Hai saw that his sister Pinghai resolutely rejected his method, so he spoke out to induce Pinghai.
"No, it's not okay, not to mention for the time being, with Sister Feiyu's deck thickness about the same thickness as ours, can withstand your face shelling, (by comparing it with your own body) Even if Sister Feiyu has nothing to do, the sound of the shelling will attract the attention of the Admiral of the Seven Nights, and it will do no harm to our actions, so I firmly disagree with your approach."
Seeing that Pinghai's attitude was so resolute, Ning Hai helplessly damaged his shoulder: "Since my sister doesn't agree, forget it, but it doesn't matter, Ning Hai has other ways to wake up Sister Feiyu, but Ning Hai still thinks that riding a face cannon is relatively simple and rude." β
Pinghai suddenly had the illusion that his sister was not his mother's own, how could my family Ninghai be so violent, could it be that the Admiral of the Seven Nights took advantage of his fainting to transform his sister's personality!
But it shouldn't be possible...... Ping Hai silently reached out and fished out an ammunition from the cauldron where he was, chewed it "rattle", and looked at his sister angrily: "Say, what bad idea did you think of this time?" β
Ning Hai showed an angry expression and looked at his sister Pinghai: "What is a bad idea, Ning Hai, this is the essence of the five thousand years of wisdom condensed by the Great Hua Country, okay!" β
"Alright, alright...... Ninghai is the best, Ninghai is the smartest! Ning Hai, don't be arrogant, let's talk about how to wake up Sister Feiyu! β
Having a sister who likes to make noise really makes the boat uneasy, Pinghai sighed, when will his sister take care of herself like Kaga took care of Akagi......
Ning Hai pouted unhappily listening to his sister Pinghai's perfunctory words, her sister is not friendly at all, if only when her sister could take care of Ning Hai like Sister Portland took care of Indianapolis............
Dreams seem far away...... Ning Hai glanced at Ping Hai, and suddenly had an idea, a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes, he bit his fingers and pretended to be trying to remember things, and said: "Ning Hai remembered hearing the boat say before, if there is a boat that can't wake up when it falls asleep, as long as there is a boat that can give that boat an affectionate KISS, then the search boat will wake up immediately!" β
Pinghai looked at his sister suspiciously, and couldn't help but have a trace of vigilance in his heart, what kind of medicine is being sold in Ninghai's ghost girl's gourd, why haven't I heard that KISS can wake up the sleeping boat?
"This is what Xianghe's predecessor told Ning Hai! Listening to Xianghe's senior, as long as the commander gently kissed her on the face when she was lying in bed, the commander would immediately jump out of bed like a stimulant. β
"Really? How did I not know about this? β
Ning Hai hesitated his sister Pinghai, and couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart, it seemed that as long as he worked harder, he would succeed.
"Of course it's true! And Kaga-senpai often uses KISS when he asks Akagi-senpai to get up, and it's mouth-to-mouth, and this way of getting up is recorded in ancient books!
There is an example in a book written by an ancient historian named Hans Christian Andersen, who thought that the admiral went through a lot of hardships and dangers to find his ship's mother, and finally succeeded in waking up the ship's mother who had been sleeping for a hundred years with a kiss, and finally the admiral and the ship's mother lived a happy life without shame! β
Alas? Did Akagi-senpai and Kaga-senpai actually wake each other up like this? Since Akagi-senpai and Kaga-senpai both use this method, then there shouldn't be any big problem.,Compared to the previous method of cannon.,Although this method makes the ship feel a little shy, it's unexpectedly simple!
"Then that's the way it was decided!"
Ping Hai clenched his left hand into a fist and hammered the palm of his right hand, nodded his head and said, "Ninghai Ninghai, use this method to wake up Sister Feiyu!" β
The corners of Ning Hai's mouth twitched, shouldn't you be on it, sister? Why did you push it on Ning Hai again, no...... The pit that I have dug with great difficulty cannot end in the form of burying myself in such a slippery form.
I have to think of a way to make my sister KISS Feiyu sister willing, goohehe......
Ning Hai's eyes rolled and he immediately took it to heart, and immediately pretended to be disappointed and said, "That...... Sister, according to ancient records, if you want to wake up a sleeping ship through KISS, only people who are more calm and more offensive can, and a ship like Ninghai will backfire if you KISS and fall into a deep sleep together. β
"Uh...... And this kind of requirement? In this way, the commander and Akagi seniors are actually a little suffered, huh...... I have gained knowledge, so I have to come by myself. β