Chapter 689: Selling the Golden Cave
Is Dafu anxious? Even if you say that you are not anxious, do you believe it? How can someone who thinks he wasn't born in a perverted town not feel anxious? What's more, as long as the players in "Life", it is estimated that no one dares to say that they are not anxious, and it is a very stupid and naΓ―ve thing to be in such a mastermind, and if you want to be not anxious.
So how can anxiety be treated? According to the advice of psychology experts, generally speaking, the way to relieve anxiety is to make a cup of tea and savor it; Go out for a walk and feel the purity of nature, or take a deep breath and say in the most lyrical way, "The air is so fresh, the world is so beautiful"! β¦β¦ Of course, if you really can't do it, you can also find someone to beat or be beaten to get angry, and the effect is also good.
The reason why the fat man was able to continue his visit to Niuniu Town despite being very anxious was entirely because he strictly followed the advice of experts...... It's not a walk, no one thinks that in a place full of perverts, you can still feel the "purity" of nature, right?
Because of the surrounding topography, the overall layout of Niuniu Town is long and narrow from east to west, and narrow from north to south, like a long jade belt, and the four most "grandiose" buildings in the town are built in the same area, close to each other...... The reason why the word "magnificent" is used is because of all the buildings in Niuniu Town, these four are not only the tallest, but also the most concrete...... For example, the one in front of Wang Dafu is clearly a "ten-sided dice"!
"What is this place?" Pinching a yellow daisy, the dead fat man asked lazily. Although at a glance, it can be seen that this thing is a large "ten-sided dice". But now he had completely given up on his own speculation about the functional location of the buildings in Niuniu Town...... There is no way for a normal person to understand the logic of "perversion", and he does not think that there are any buildings in "Life" that can be directly related to the ten-sided dice. It looked like a professional tool.
"Lord of the city, this is the gladiatorial arena where mortals challenge wisdom and fate with the help of the most powerful things in the mortal world~~" The obscene man's obscene voice actually revealed a faint sense of pride and pride, and he was still dragging the text, it seemed that he was still beating lightly.
"Hmm~~" squinted at the lewd man slightly. The gloomy atmosphere is quiet.
"Oh~~ that is, the casino. The lewd man suddenly trembled, and immediately explained with a solemn face, it seems that the fat man's previous "love education" was quite successful.
- When words cannot transcend sentient beings. My Buddha can't help but be a lion's roar and pick up the whip of love...... This is the wise quote of the hot spring teacher! (Don't ask me who the hot spring teacher is)
However, the dead fat man couldn't care about his educational achievements at this time, and when he heard that this large ten-sided dice was actually a "casino" place, he was so surprised that the yellow daisy in his hand fell off and did not appear!
"This big ten-sided dice. It's a casino! The fat man's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines, not because he didn't know what the casino was for, but because he knew it too well.
The Dead Fat Man is not an unruly Mr. Moral, although he is extremely averse to gambling, and he also does not like anything related to gambling in his territory. But he was well aware. As one of the nature of human beings, "gambling" is simply impossible to completely eradicate, so in the city of Green Willow City, there is a low-level gambling stall established by official investment, which is also the only one in the city that can be upgraded a long time ago. It is even possible to move up directly to the top. But there is no official building that has been upgraded!
But this is a "casino" in front of you. The gambling stall upgraded the building "Casino", and it is clear that this is definitely not a low-level casino.
The lower level passes through the intermediate level. Senior. Top three forms, and after obtaining architectural drawings. can be upgraded to a low-level casino, and as one of the special entertainment projects, the upgrade method of the "gambling" series of buildings is very unique...... As long as you get enough gold, you can level up! This so-called "acquisition" actually means to make money, as for how to make money in the gambling stall...... Does this need to be explained?
This seems to be nothing unusual, but this mystery lies in the three words "enough", just the first upgrade - low-level gambling stalls to intermediate gambling stalls - requires more gold coins than it needs to upgrade a first-level village to a second-level village, and this must also be pure profit...... the mastermind of "Life" forcibly stipulates that the tax rate of special industries shall not be less than 65!
From here, you can imagine how much investment is required to upgrade a low-level gambling stall to a casino, and this is the reason why the dead fat man is stupid!
ββAs the owner of a low-level gambling stall, of course the dead fat man knows very well how much gold is needed to upgrade the gambling stall, but at this time, a casino that is definitely not a low-level casino appeared in front of him, and it was built on his subordinate territory, which is definitely a test for the dead fat man's nerves!
After standing for a moment, he took a deep breath, and glanced at the large ten-sided dice in front of him again with a complicated expression, and the dead fat man seemed to have a faint understanding of the perverted upgrade degree of Niuniu Town.
Turning his head and looking at the lewd man thoughtfully, the dead fat man licked his lips lightly, and then asked in a deep voice: "Steward Zou, if this is a casino, then what are the other three buildings next to it?" After finishing speaking, he paused slightly, then glared suddenly, and said loudly: "Don't give me all that useless again, I'm not in the mood to guess riddles now, just tell me their names!" β
Looking at the fierce and vicious appearance of the dead fat man, a trace of chill finally flashed in the eyes of the lewd man, and then he lowered his eyebrows and replied obediently: "Tell the city lord, this one on the left is the largest and most luxurious restaurant in our Niuniu Town, and the one on the right behind is the mayor's mansion of the mayor of Gongsun Town, as for the other ......" Speaking of this, the lewd man suddenly paused for some reason and did not continue, but Wang Dafu's attention was no longer on him at this time, but began to look at the other two buildings according to his words.
Adhering to the consistent style of Niuniuzhen. Naturally, these two buildings are also in strange shapes. But just like the "Ten Dice", they have a strange style, but they are not completely unrecognizable.
The "largest and most luxurious" restaurant in the mouth of the lewd man. In Wang Dafu's eyes, it is clearly a huge tripod! That's right~~ It's Ding-three-legged, the kind of thing that ancient people used to cook things, and by the way, it can also suppress the emperor's luck...... I wonder what this thing has to do with "wine"? Even if you really think of it as a kitchen utensil, it seems that it should be considered a "pot", right?
As for the other mayor's house, the mayor's house, its style is a little more abstract - of course. It's not as "postmodern" as other buildings. But if it weren't for the obscene man who said that it was the mayor's mansion of Niuniu Town, the dead fat man really didn't see that this thing was actually a huge "seal".
God forbid, let the dead fat man crumble yes. This plays
It looks like a seal, and according to the lewd man, it is actually a grandson who does not dance the seal! It's just that how this thing can be stamped on the document is not something that a lewd man can know.
- "The Seal of Gongsun Budan". Later, it ranked third in the "Top Ten Incredible Places of Green Willow City", and the public's enthusiasm for it was even higher than "why the Demon Clan of the Valley of Sorrow likes to farm......
"Ding, seal...... This designer is really 'talented'......" After a moment of silence, the dead fat man suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, turned his head and asked the lewd man with some hesitation: "Steward Zou." Do you know who designed these buildings? This designer can't be called Amu, right? β
- Other buildings are too avant-garde. The dead fat man couldn't tell whose hand it was. However, the three buildings in front of me and several works by gold designer Amu in the middle of Greenwillow City, especially the "Armor Equipment Center" and the "Dora Aemon Alchemy Room". It's clearly the same style. Moreover, Chinese know that the "ding" thing is cooking utensils rather than cutlery, and it is estimated that only this guy will mistake the meaning of "ding" in Dongda 6 (Amu is French in reality. In fact, he was born in the new big 6 in the game, and it's a complete coincidence that he will come to the big 6 - more on that than before), that's why the dead fat man will make such a guess!
Sure enough, after hearing this, the lewd man was involuntarily stunned: "City Lord, don't you know this?" It's not just these buildings, all the buildings in Niuniu Town are designed by Mr. Amu, my wife likes Mr. Amu's design style very much, so ......" suddenly stopped talking, and the lewd man glanced at the dead fat man in fear, and now he just looked up at the top of several buildings, and didn't seem to pay attention to his words, so he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
It's a pity that because of the problem of height, the obscene man couldn't show his death, and the fat man raised his eyes high, and a trace of inexplicable light flashed at this time.
My wife likes Mr. Amu's design style; All the buildings in this Niuniu Town were designed by Mr. Amu...... The overall design of Niuniu Town is completely determined by the preferences of one player.
- It seems to be getting more and more fun......
With a stomach full of thoughts (and maybe resentment), the dead fat man subconsciously walked towards the last building, according to the consistent style of a certain neuro designer or nerve customer, the shape of this same building should also be some kind of item, and it is directly related to its function, but the dead fat man was stunned and didn't recognize what "it" was, which made the dead fat man can't help but plan to get closer to take a closer look...... It seems that someone has forgotten and wants to see more comprehensively, he should actually go far away.
"A stout, round rod stands upright in the center, but on either side is a semicircular base that extends diagonally in front of it...... What the hell is this? Corn, eggplant...... Damn, this can't be a finger! A huge middle finger facing the sky vaguely appeared in his mind, and a huge bead of sweat immediately appeared on the dead fat man's head: "This guy, this guy can't be so evil, right...... And if it's really a finger, what does it mean? β
Thinking of this, the dead fat man suddenly reacted, and when the lewd man just introduced it, he didn't seem to mention the name of the building, and immediately turned his head and said in a cold voice: "Steward Zou, what kind of place is this?" Why didn't you introduce it just now~~ "Poor lewd man of this level was originally a classic of the lewd stream, who would have thought that he would be eaten to death by a dead fat man." Hearing this, I was so frightened that I couldn't speak for a long time!
Seeing this situation, the dead fat man's eyes widened and he was about to play lewdness, but he didn't expect that a voice suddenly came from behind him, which immediately made him like ice water pouring his anger away...... A somewhat hoarse, somewhat seductive, very unique voice.
"Hehe, brother, you have already come to my sister's door, why don't you go in and stand here instead?" But I saw the glamorous maiden sister, and the mysterious demon player Vortex walked out of here with a smile. The mature face has a delicate look on it, which makes people can't help but be excited.
"Sister...... Sister, is this what you call the little door face~~" Wang Dafu seemed to bite his tongue for a while, and looked this glamorous royal sister up and down carefully with a confused face, and seemed to be studying very seriously - what is "small".
If this kind of unscrupulous eyes were rested on other women, it was estimated that the dead fat man would be beaten at least, but instead of being angry, this glamorous royal sister Vortex gently straightened her chest by the way. It seems that he is not "small" at all, and this time Rao is dead fat man's face was a little unbearable for a while, and quickly shook his head and put his eyes back on the "stick-shaped" building.
Speaking of which, before Wang Dafu met his beloved, he was also the kind of merry stallion who had been among thousands of flowers and did not stick to his body. Later, although he was broken in the hands of the love of his life, he sank into the sand. Retire to the flowers. But in the end, after a long time on the battlefield, the resistance to beauties is not the slightest bit. Even if she is like Liao Yanran, a stunning beauty who is not like an ordinary person, sleeps beside her. Dead fat people can just appreciate without bestiality, and it can be said that they are completely a true gentleman who sits still...... Of course. There is also a saying that this is called "the beast is inferior".
But today, when facing this glamorous royal sister, I don't know what's going on, and I will be teased by her repeated gaffes, not only did I easily add her as a friend when I met for the first time, but I even took the initiative to tease others many times inexplicably, making the atmosphere between the two extremely ambiguous...... To be honest, this situation is really a bit unbelievable, but the fat man knows very well that he is quite conscious, and it is by no means explained by any "temptation" skills or drugs.
But the glamorous royal sister over there won't think like this, in fact, in her impression, a man like a dead fat man can still stay calm under her intentional or unintentional teasing, and even have a relationship to tease her in turn, although it can't be said to be rare, it can definitely be said that it is one of the few, and this alone is enough to make her "sexual" interest in the dead fat man soar.
Sticking out his tongue with his eyes like charming, licking his lips as if full of hints, the whirlpool took a step forward slightly, and almost put his entire body on Wang Dafu's body, and then said with a smile in his unique voice: "Yes, brother, this is the small door face specially designed by Mr. Amu for my sister, hehe~~ My sister opened a small shop inside...... Eight alleys! β
"Eight Hutongs?" Wang Dafu couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and then frowned and asked strangely: "That, sister...... Why did you choose such a name for your shop? β
As long as people who know a little bit about history, they will not be unfamiliar with the "Bada Hutong", a famous special industry gathering place all over the world, although the dead fat man also admits that in terms of popularity alone, "Bada Hutong" may even be more powerful than Wangfujing, Nanjing Road, etc., but from the perspective of Chinese tradition since ancient times, this name is inevitably a little ......
The dead fat man originally thought that the reason why this glamorous royal sister gave such a name to her store was entirely for advertising benefits, but who knew that when Vortex heard this, she actually looked at him with a puzzled face
said: "This name is not very good, not only is it well-known, but the business content is very appropriate, it is simply natural~~"
As soon as he heard this, Wang Dafu was completely stunned! Appropriate? Naturally? This...... This...... Could it be that this sister also came back from a foreign country and didn't figure out the meaning of "Eight Hutongs", right? Well~~ It's very likely, you can see her appreciation taste!
Thinking of this, the dead fat man unconsciously asked, "Sister, are you mistaken?" Do you know what industry Bada Hutong is synonymous with? β
Who knew that when the whirlpool heard this, he immediately glared at the fat man fiercely, and said with an unhappy face: "That's right, everyone on the earth knows this thing, isn't it the Qinglou Chu Pavilion in Liuxiang of Flower Street?" I'm mistaken, my 'Bada Hutong' was originally a brothel! β
"Poof~~", Wang Dafu directly squirted out a mouthful of saliva. Extremely shocked, he said, "Sister...... Sister, what do you say? What is your shop...... Be...... Is it a brothel? β
Compared with the shock of the dead fat man, the glamorous royal sister Whirlpool seemed much calmer, and she laughed unconsciously when she heard the words: "Yes! My 'Bada Hutong' is a brothel, well~~ to be precise, it should be a ...... Kiln! β
Now, the dead fat man is directly and completely petrified!
glamorous royal sister; Well-dressed, bold speech; Attractive on the outside. Inner mystery; Demon player, weird influence...... Since she met the mysterious "sister" of the whirlpool today, she has brought waves of strong impacts to the dead fat man, constantly testing the nerve strength of the dead fat man, and now this test can be regarded as reaching the highest peak!
Vortex, this mysterious superlative royal sister, a rare demon player, is actually a brothel owner? It's simply ...... For a while, Wang Dafu felt that there were at least fifty drunken rhinoceros dancing together in his head. And it's a traditional Kazakh tap dance!
- If the glamorous royal sister of the whirlpool is an NPC, the impact of the dead fat man is estimated to be not so big, after all, at the level of the mastermind, arranging a beautiful woman to be a brothel elder is really a trivial matter. But Vortex is a player. A rare demon beauty player!
There will be players. is still a beauty, and she ran into the game to be a brothel old. And he seems to be triumphant and tireless...... Wang Dafu suddenly became a little confused. Is it true that I can't keep up with the times? Alas, it's really "It's not that I don't understand, it's that the world is changing too fast"!
Of course. In addition to the blow that the identity of the "brothel old" of the whirlpool brought to the dead fat man, he felt even more speechless that a brothel appeared in his subordinate territory...... Well~~ To be precise, there was a kiln, and I didn't know it before that!
As a man, Wang Dafu has no prejudice against "prostitutes", the oldest industry of mankind, and of course has no special interest, and he does not need to spend money on a certain "piston movement";
As a fanatical supporter of the "rule of law system", Wang Dafu has no prejudice against "prostitutes", the oldest industry of mankind, as long as they pay taxes on time and do not try to evade taxes.
But as a city lord, a responsible superior and administrator, he has a little love and hate for prostitutes, "the oldest profession of mankind!"
On the one hand, it is also a "special industry" with a high tax rate, which can bring a lot of gold coins to the territory, and the workplace of prostitutes, that is, "brothels" (the most basic is kilns), is also the kind of ordinary economic buildings that can be upgraded directly without too many formalities, which can save you a lot of worry;
But on the other hand, the appearance of brothels (or kilns) will greatly reduce the security of the territory, and it may also affect the moral value of the territory residents (not necessarily to reduce the number of things, it is okay, so once there is a "prostitute" series of buildings in a territory, it will immediately face close monitoring in the game and even in reality...... In other words, it will have a certain impact on the freedom of the dead fat man!
This is an important reason why the dead fat man did not consider building the "prostitute" series of buildings for a long time! (Another reason is that the fat man doesn't want the social atmosphere in Greenwillow City to be too flashy)
Looking at the eight alleys where people come and go, the rivers are endless, and the business is extremely hot, the dead fat man finally understands the reason why the upgrade of Niuniu Town is so "perverted"!
It's not because of the eight big alleys, nor because of the Lisboa Casino in front...... It is because of the business philosophy of the integration of "wine", "color" and "wealth" consumption in front of us, this degenerate, dusty but free, and enjoyable environment, or because of the "characteristics" of Niuniu Town.
A drunken gold fan, a drunken gold cave, countless flowers and snowy moons......
Three months ago, Niuniu Town was just a second-level village with extremely backward infrastructure, and due to its geographical location, the upgrade goal was far away.
Three months later, Niuniu Town became the second township-level territory in Greenwillow City, and upgrading to a second-level township or even a fifth-level township was just a matter of time;
β¦β¦ All these changes are just because of a woman who came to Niuniu Town by chance.
A beautiful and seductive woman, destitute and seriously ill...... However, the residents of Niuniu Town did not reject her, and the mayor of the town, Gongsun Buwu, received her very warmly, and as a result, the kind people finally reaped a bright future.
(The content after the ellipsis above is purely fictitious, if there is any similarity, it is a coincidence)
Reality is not a fairy tale, there will be no such "perfect and touching" story, and Vortex cannot be "poor and seriously ill", because she is a player...... What's more, even if it is really a fairy tale, it is not only light and kindness.
After the "kind" Snow White married the prince, the methods of treating the queen were far more cruel and bloody than the queen's methods back then, and the queen sent hunters to dig out Snow White's heart, but Snow White burned the queen to death with a pair of red-hot dancing shoes...... It seems that this method appeared in ancient China, and it was called "cannon branding" at that time!
Everything had been buried in that dusty night, and all that was known was the first words of the woman after her official debut.
- All we need is gold and a ...... that can bring gold Person.
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