Chapter 593: Smaug's Smile?
"You are really smart, relying on the divine god to come down to pick up my dragon breath, and dare to jump to me like this to continue to provoke, but unfortunately, I, Smaug, am not a fool, let you see one thing. ”
Magni looked at Smaug with a bewildered expression, what hole cards would this stupid dragon have, and he was so confident.
Smaug gritted his teeth and laughed.
"Are you a fool? What are you smirking at, didn't you say you were going to show me something?"
"You're a fool, don't you see, in my mouth, bastard!"
Magni then stared at Smaug's mouth, "Warge, it's the Lord of the Rings. ”
"Ash Nazg Durbatu1?K, Ash Nazg Gimbatu1, Ash Nazg Thrakatu1?K, Agh Burzum-Ishi Krimpatu1" (Translated: The elves of the world cast three rings, the dwarves of the earth get the seven rings, the mortals of Shouding hold the nine rings, the demon realm of Mordor is shadowy, the king of Yan sits on the supreme ring, the supreme magic ring royal ring, the supreme magic ring leads the ring, the supreme magic ring calls the ring, and the ring is in one darkness, Mordor Demon Realm Shadow Building)
Looking at this headache spell, at this time, Sauron has not yet been resurrected, so this ring will bring very great power to Smaug, with the power of Smaug, there is really no one who can compete with Smaug for this ring in this era.
This also means that the black arrows of the past can't kill the current Smaug, only by pulling out the foul-smelling dragon tooth.
"Hawkeye, do you see that tooth, you're going to have to think about breaking that tooth in a moment. Let that tooth fall out of his mouth. ”
"You're crazy, I can see that tooth means I'm in his mouth, and if he spits on a little flame, I'll turn to ashes. ”
"We have no choice, trust me, I will create opportunities for you, and I, Magni, swear with my life that I will definitely protect you. ”
", I just like Sylvanas!" Hawkeye looked disgusted at the sensational Magni, "Hurry up and get out, if you die, we can leave, right?"
"Of course, you wouldn't have been able to beat this without me. Magni looked at Hawkeye with a dejected face, and took out the long-unused artifact Jumping Knife, if there is any distance in this world that the Jumping Knife can't reach, it is the one I love deeply.
A hammer slammed into Smaug's toes, "At this moment, I am no longer a hero, and I am willing to be a humble villain for the sake of my country." ”
Smaug didn't say anything, looking at the swollen round toes, Smaug flew up, and when he was smashed again, Smaug's red eyes couldn't hold back.
"Wrath of the Age, Fire of the Dragon!" Smaug spewed his own flames with all his might, and with the blessing of the Supreme Ring, Smaug's strength was comparable to that of Ankaragang, but it was terrifying for Magni.
"The gods descend to earth, the hammer of the storm, the knife of the sheep!"
Let you look at all living beings, I will smile! With the sheep knife in hand, where is there a strong enemy in the world?
"Hee-hee!" Smaug smirked lewdly, and then turned into a sheep, but when he heard his heartbreak, was there something wrong?
Behind him, two huge shadows, standing and moving, Magni did not dare to look back, because he failed, and the dead dragon had made a doppelganger axe at some point.
"Get out!" Magni roared as hard as she could, but it was too late.
Two smaugs squirted out the priest and...
Hawkeye is gone!
That's right, Hawkeye is missing at this moment, which means that Magni still has a chance to turn around, but this pastor has confessed and will never see the sun tomorrow. (PS: Weather forecast, rain tomorrow!)
"Ahem, Smaug, what have you eaten, this smell!" The priest had a blackened face, looking at Smaug, at the critical moment, the priest with a golden light on his body seemed to have opened the Holy Shield Technique.
Where no one could see, beating, beating, it was Smaug's green tendons, shining in the sun, "Hey, you're floating." Do you think you're invincible? Don't you know how long your Holy Shield lasts? Kneel!"
"Okay, big guy, don't kill me!"
At this moment, the time for the doppelganger axe to come was up, and the gun went off!
However, nothing happened, and Smaug froze in place, along with Magni and the priest.
"Did he just target my doppelganger?" asked Smaug, rubbing his head.
"Eighty percent of it, isn't this a waste of bullets? This skill has a cooldown of 7 seconds!" the priest was speechless.
"Don't talk about it, go back to him, have a meeting, and criticize him! We must seriously criticize those who empty their guns. ”
"And what now?" the priest asked, turning to Magni, then glanced back at Smaug as he approached.
"I think we should fight the rookie together, the vegetable is the original sin" Magni gritted his teeth and stomped his foot, looking back at Smaug by the way, "What do you say?"
"I think, do you think I'm stupid, lie to me once or twice, and try to lie to me a third time?"
"Do you really think so?" the priest glared at Smaug.
"This stupid dragon actually has such a high IQ? Isn't the IQ of the bad guy relatively low by default? Why did you write so treacherously? This author is poisonous!"
"Aha!" Smaug roared as he raised his head to the sky, and the loud laughter drowned out the flying bullets.
Perfectly hit the tooth with the ring, and then, the tooth flew into Smaug's stomach along with the ring.
"Alas, young!" the three voices floated together.
Speaking of which, the dragon grows big, and the stomach and intestines are also unusually good, and the tooth rings follow the esophagus, enter the stomach, pass through the intestines, and soar to ...
"Goo~"
Smaug's face suddenly turned green, and eating indiscriminately was bad for his stomach, which is suitable for most animals, "You guys wait, I'll go to the toilet first, out of humanitarianism, we must F8 pause!"
"I'm okay with that, I'll be able to clean up a few more of such stupid Smaugs anyway. With a confident face, Hawkeye lit a cigarette roll casually, "Come back quickly, do you have any paper?"
"You asked late, this time he went to the toilet. Magni looked at Hawkeye, then picked up a large piece of toilet paper on the floor, "See?"
“...”
In the toilet at this time, Smaug made a phone call to Nidhogg, "Hey, excuse me!"
"I'm not free, I'm sleeping!"
"No, I'm wrong, I'm in the toilet, but I lost the paper, woo-"
"Hey, why do we have such a stupid baby in our dragon!" Nidhogg looked helpless, and then knocked on the toilet door, "Idiot, I've been watching you fight for a long time, you are so stupid, you are really dead, and your companions will be laughed at." ”
"Well, I'm really sorry about it, I'm sorry for your face, it's good for you to expel me from the dragon clan, so that I won't be ashamed of you. ”
"Well, okay, then I'm leaving, bye-bye!"
"Wow, don't, I was wrong, even if you go, give me the paper first!"
Since then, in the toilet of the lonely mountain, a terrible cry can be heard all year round, which is said to be the posthumous Smaug.
"Hee-hee, I'm going to die?