Text Chapter 80 Trouble at the door
The days of being accompanied by people are like the wind, blowing red cheeks and smiling, short but beautiful; The time without one is like water, tasteless, and a life is wasted in the ordinary.
The personnel participating in the game have been determined, in order to avoid the oolong incident of not knowing his teammates on the day of the game, Xiong Shaohai deliberately found a free time and recruited the four team members together.
An ordinary roadside restaurant, the glass door is pasted with the four red words "built-in air conditioning" that can be seen everywhere in Jiangcheng, although there is no wave in the heart after seeing too much, but it is undoubtedly not telling that the summer of Jiangcheng is simply purgatory on earth without air conditioning, which makes people wonder if the heavenly Taishang Laojun has left the alchemy furnace in his hand in the mortal world, and wants to bake the residents living in Jiangcheng into pills.
"Even in our ancient capital Nanjing, it has never been so hot, I really don't know how you Jiangcheng people survived."
Through the previous introduction, this tall thin man who speaks Nanjing dialect and has a rough voice is Shu Xin, who doesn't know each other in the game. Unexpectedly, this fiery temper is not only vividly displayed in the game, as long as someone dares to provoke him, he must chase that person to death when he chases him to the ends of the earth. In reality, you can't get rid of the problem of impetuousness.
With a high nose bridge and thin lips, this kind of person inevitably has a snarky appearance, but in this short few days of getting along, Gong Moliang has become accustomed to Shu Xin's knife mouth and tofu heart.
And another boy of about 1.7 meters, white and chubby, and Gong Moliang heard the sound from the headset, and then the appearance of the fantasy is not much different, it is difficult to be annoying at first glance, according to the words of the girls, it is a "kawaii" image.
Liao Xiaotian's cuteness is secondary, after all, Gong Moliang's mate selection standards are very high, but gender orientation is still very normal. What really makes Gong Moliang feel about him is: This is a nagging that will sweat when he says three words, blush when he says ten sentences, and pant for hundreds of words, but his mouth can't be idle for a moment.
Other people's mottos are "life lies in movement", but Gong Moliang estimates that his is "life lies in the mouth without stopping".
Shu Xin's complaint gave the empathetic Liao Xiaotian another opportunity to play on the topic, so under the hidden worry that Gong Moliang was worried about the sky, for fear that he would die because he talked too much, Liao Xiaotian started a talk show exclusive to him again.
"Brother Xin, what you said is so right, don't say that you, a foreigner who has just arrived, are our locals, and we have been familiar with it for more than ten or twenty years, and we haven't come to our senses. Not long ago, I also heard a joke about an African who couldn't stand the weather in Jiangcheng and wanted to go back to his hometown to escape the heat, and before leaving, he pointed to his dark skin and said, "It's a spotty, the complexion of labor and management is not born, but tanned in Jiangcheng." ”
After speaking, Liao Xiaotian didn't wait for everyone to answer, but he laughed so hard that his nose and tears flowed turbulently, and when he was done, he asked, "Don't you think this joke is funny?" ”
Shu Xin glared at him with some disgust, "You laughed at our share and had the face to question us?" Let's take a piece of paper and wipe your snot clean, lest we lose our appetite and we won't be able to eat later. ”
Gong Moliang watched the fight between these people with a smile, and to his surprise, Xiong Shaohai, who had always been unsmiling, actually made an unprecedented joke about Liao Xiaotian.
"I guess this kid did it on purpose, affecting our appetite so that he could feast on his own, and after getting along for almost a year and a half, I can see through his face. When it comes to eating, a near-negative IQ can be close to Einstein! ”
Liao Xiaotian was not annoyed, but sneered, "I'm not as unbearable as you say, it's just that the laughter is a little lower, why is it a personal attack." Speaking of Albert Einstein, he also has a famous quote about "eating". ”
Shu Xin snorted in his nostrils, "Let's hear it." ”
"If we don't even have a warm meal, what kind of effort do we talk about."
"I..."Shu Xin's hand endured for a long time before it didn't fall on Liao Xiaotian, who was already holding his head with both hands and protecting his head, "Next time let me hear you insult a great man, this hand that has practiced iron sand palms, but I have to try if your head is as hard as iron sand." ”
"It's just a joke, it's all joked and laughed for ten years, no wonder every time I walk on the street, other children will call me brother, call you uncle."
"Dead fatty, if I don't beat you all over the peach blossoms today, you don't know why the flowers are so red! If you have the ability, don't run! ”
Liao Xiaotian, who was walking around the table, even if he was faltering because of his weak body, his mouth was still stiff, "What I said is the truth, don't chase if you have the ability!" ”
Xiong Shaohai, who felt that he had lost his senior brother's face in front of his junior brother, shook his head and explained, "That Mo Liang, what you see is just a special situation, most of the time, these two people will not hit the earth as soon as they meet. ”
Gong Moliang was also infected by this atmosphere, and directly singled out, "That's because they don't usually have much time to meet." ”
"It's over", Xiong Shaohai directly covered his face with his hands, and simply became an ostrich.
Originally, the frolicking between partners is a normal thing, and the youth with a flamboyant personality should be composed of colors, spotless white, and the ever-changing black, all of which are the existence of annihilation of human nature, there is the helplessness of the general environment, and there are also high-ranking people who do nothing.
Change happened in an instant.
"Smack!" After a loud slap, a shrill female voice was about to shatter people's eardrums, "Don't you have long eyes, such a wide road can make you hit people, you are a pig's reincarnation!" ”
Xiong Shaohai instinctively put down the hand covering his face, because he had listened to this voice for a whole year, and he couldn't be more familiar.
"Sissi? Why is it that after all this time, you are still haunted? No, this must be my hallucination, I should have slept too late last night and had a fantasy, yes, it must be! ”
Because of the proximity, Gong Moliang heard Xiong Shaohai's self-talk clearly, and when he heard the name of "Sissi", which obviously revealed his closeness, he knew that the matter in front of him might not be good.
Of the three people in front of him, one fell into a hesitant reminiscence, and the other only dared to dodge and covered his face, and kept retreating under his feet. The most troublesome thing is Shu Xin, who has the courage to come forward, but he has a heart to punish evil and promote good, isn't this self-inflicted.
Unexpectedly, the first meeting after the establishment of the team would have to solve the trouble, and Gong Moliang, who was fooled, had no choice but to get up, and promptly grabbed Shu Xin, who had clenched his fists and was ready to swing out at any time.
Seeing that Shu Xin didn't make a move at the first time, but judged the situation, Gong Moliang knew that he had not completely lost his mind. So, he whispered behind his ear, "If you can trust me, let me solve this matter." I'm not against violence, but right now, with the fighting power of a few of us, people can wipe us out with one hand. ”
Shu Xin first turned his head and glanced at Gong Moliang who advised him, and when he saw Gong Moliang's eyes looking back at him without dodging, he broke free of Gong Moliang's hand that grabbed his wrist, "I'll go and see how Xiaotian is." ”
Before Gong Moliang could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Shu Xin say again, "Remember, I only trust once." ”
Even his parents have never treated themselves coldly like this, let alone meddle in their affairs.
Holding back the boiling anger in his heart, silently reciting "big things turn into small things, small things turn into small things", Gong Moliang put on a smile again.
After seeing Gong Moliang's handsome face, the woman's anger naturally subsided by three points, and she saw that Gong Moliang's dressing was very in line with the current trend, especially after the prints and nameplates on it were valuable brands, which completely interpreted the sentence: turning your face is faster than turning a book.
It's just that before he could change his smiling like a flower, he was hugged by the man next to him, and his palm covered his upturned hips.
"I warn you, don't whine in front of me, be careful that I turn you into a bus for everyone to get on."
The woman was immediately frightened, turned around and threw herself on the man's shoulder, tapped the man's back with her hand, and said coquettishly, "Oh, people are just curious for a few moments, isn't it just a useless little white face, why scare people." You see you scared me, my heart was about to pop out. ”
"Oh, yes, then I'll have to take a closer look."
After speaking, the man with a lewd smile stretched out his other hand to the woman's fullness, which was not counted, and glanced at Gong Moliang, who had stopped provocatively, and gently pinched the raised bud in front of the public.
Touching his nose, Gong Moliang scolded his mother in his heart, "A pair of dog men and women, it is you who are staring at the front, and now it is you who say that I have a silver gun wax head, how can you know if you don't try it." The chairman has said that practice makes true knowledge, and it seems that all the knowledge you have learned has been forgotten by dogs. Also, labor and management are a soy sauce player, the real threat is self-pity and self-pity, there is fire at him, find me to count a few meanings, really want to launch a ruthless, labor and management really don't mind being a gardener, specializing in cutting your red apricot out of the wall. ’
vented in his heart for a while, his appearance was naturally much smoother, Gong Moliang hated his two-faced kung fu more and more, and always felt that sooner or later he would become a split personality.
"Well, if your hands are uncomfortable, I suggest you go to the school infirmary to have a look, and it is better not to embarrass this lady. You see, you've pinched her. ”
The man's smiling face disappeared in an instant, if you don't say this kind of outrageous behavior with a revenge mentality, people will only envy when they see it, once they are said to be broken, there will be envy in the eyes that look at you, but more will only be hatred. Even if it is pretending, you must pretend to be the face of a righteous person, who let the hanging sword of morality be three feet above the head.
As for the "Sissi" who was never forgotten by Xiong Shaohai, Gong Moliang didn't see where there was any charm that made people think about it anyway, but he was full of foxes, and he was about to suffocate himself.
If you know, you will shake your head and say, 'This is a self-depraved flower girl', I don't know, I thought it was a street girl standing in the corner of the back alley of the school, standing under the lonely yellow light every night.
"Boy, did you forget to brush your teeth when you go out, I happen to have a good hand at straightening people's teeth, do you want him to teach you, in addition to eating, you also have to learn how to talk to people well."
The man laughed angrily, but Gong Moliang smiled brighter than him.
"Give me a minute, and I'll give you an answer in a minute."
The man laughed wildly, looking at the thinner figure in front of him, and let the two strong men behind him guard the door and stand beside him.
"Okay, I'll give you this minute, but see what tricks you can come up with."
Gong Moliang retreated a few meters away and quickly pressed Li Yuan's number. The reason why he dared to meet and choke people, in addition to the fact that he couldn't swallow that breath, was that the gym where Li Yuan exercised was only a hundred meters away, and it only took a few minutes to run.
At the moment when the phone was connected, Gong Moliang said in a low and fast voice, "I'm blocked in a local restaurant, save me quickly!" ”