Chapter 74: You can't kill people
Zhou Hangfei saw that Wang Beiqiang directly picked up the fruit knife to cut his wrist, and felt that even if he didn't hit Chen Hao with three knives just now, he didn't have to go crazy to cut his wrists and commit suicide.
"Brother Qiang, what are you doing here?" Zhou Hangfei asked very curiously.
Wang Beiqiang shook the fruit knife twice, and said proudly: "Hmph, anyway, this is a broken knife that can't kill people, I also want to try the feeling of being slashed by this knife, it must be very forced." ”
"Brother Qiang, when you say this, I also want to try, and when you finish cutting a knife for me, I will also cut a few times to feel the beauty of the bottoms." Zhou Hangfei said enviously.
Chen Hao almost died of laughter when he heard the conversation between Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang on the side, you must know that the reason why he was slashed three times was fine was because he had Liu Bang's shield protection, and it had nothing to do with the quality of the fruit knife.
And now these two second-class coxes saw that Chen Hao was slashed three times, and they thought that there was really something wrong with the fruit knife, and they rushed to cut their wrists with knives, what else could this be a purebred fool?
"I'll wipe it, don't cut it, this knife is very sharp, if you really cut it, it is estimated that you will hang up." Chen Hao kindly reminded.
Although Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang were very unhappy with Chen Hao and tried all kinds of ways to kill him, Chen Hao couldn't help but kindly remind them when they saw that they were going to harm themselves.
As a strong man, his pity for the weak is not because of how kind he really is, but because he feels that even if the two of them exist, they will not pose much of a threat to him, and they can even bring a lot of fun to life.
"Brother Qiang, this kid must want to pretend to be alone, and now that we see that we are also pretending to be jealous, we must not believe his nonsense anymore." Zhou Hangfei thought he said wittily.
Wang Beiqiang very much agreed with what Zhou Hangfei said, he sneered and said to Chen Hao: "Hmph, spicy chicken, don't try to lie to me this time, I'm going to cut it in front of you now, look at it, you can pretend to force us to pretend!" ”
"Brother Qiang, stop talking nonsense with this kid, you cut it quickly, I can't wait." Zhou Hangfei urged.
Chen Hao heard the conversation between the two two on the side, and he was speechless in his heart, he didn't expect him to remind him kindly, but he was misunderstood by Wang Beiqiang and Zhou Hangfei, looking at Wang Beiqiang's knife swinging action, Chen Hao knew that he really couldn't stop it this time.
If this knife is swung down, it will definitely be a little different from when he usually cuts watermelon, but Chen Hao knew that if this knife was really cut on his wrist, it would definitely be splashed with flesh and blood, so he deliberately turned his head and didn't look at the bloody scene.
"Haha, here!"
The expression on Wang Beiqiang's face now was excited, and he directly swung the fruit knife and slashed at the top of his left wrist.
But in less than a second, the smug expression on Wang Beiqiang's face suddenly became extremely painful, and he threw away the fruit knife full of blood in his hand with a "clang", and let out a burst of miserable pig screams in pain.
"Whoa, the paralyzed hand is about to be broken, call an ambulance!"
Hearing the sound of the knife falling to the ground, Chen Hao turned his head and saw that the arm covered by Wang Beiqiang was already blurred with flesh and blood, and there was only a thin layer of skin between the palm and wrist of the whole hand, and it would really be separated after a few more shakes, and the blood kept dripping to the ground.
"Hey, Comrade Xiaoqiang, I have long reminded you not to die, you are not as handsome as me, if you pretend to be forced, you will definitely be punished by God~"
Zhou Hangfei was originally waiting proudly, but now when he saw Wang Beiqiang screaming in pain, his whole face turned pale suddenly, and he was almost really scared to pee.
Wang Beiqiang just said that this knife can't kill people, why is it that his left hand is almost useless when he goes down with a knife now, and at the same time he is secretly glad that fortunately he didn't rush to take the knife and cut it into his hand just now, otherwise he would be the one who is suffering now.
"Why are you still stunned, hurry up and call an ambulance for Lao Tzu!" Wang Beiqiang cried out in pain.
Zhou Hangfei was so frightened that his legs were weak now, he took out his mobile phone but couldn't remember what the ambulance's phone number was, and he couldn't remember it after holding the mobile phone for a long time.
"Paralyzed call 120, Lao Tzu was really miserable by you this time!" Wang Beiqiang wanted to cry without tears.
Just when Zhou Hangfei called for an ambulance, Chen Hao turned around and took a taxi home, he didn't have any interest in watching the excitement, not to mention that now that it was dark, he was going home to study.
Wang Beiqiang was carried to the hospital, presumably he would definitely not be able to get out for a while, during this time, Chen Hao felt that Zhou Hangfei did not dare to continue to find someone to kill him, it seems that the days in the school can be quiet for a while.
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When he got home by taxi, Chen Hao ran directly to the room, and when he opened his schoolbag, he suddenly remembered that the sanitary napkin that he was going to give to Zhou Qingyan during the day was still in his schoolbag.
Obviously, after Chen Hao helped Zhou Qingyan paste the sanitary napkin, Zhou Qingyan didn't dare to look at Chen Hao directly during class today, even if she occasionally looked at each other inadvertently, Zhou Qingyan immediately glanced away shyly.
"Hey, think about the teacher's expression is really cute~" Chen Hao held the sanitary napkin, and a pure smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Knock-" Just then, there was a knock at the door.
When Chen Hao turned his head, it was too late, Wang Yulin, the girl, was wearing a nightdress and walked in directly with a plate of fruit salad.
When Chen Hao entered the door just now, he just took the door with him, so the door was not closed, and after Wang Yulin knocked on the door, he saw that the door was hidden, so he directly pushed the door open and walked into Chen Hao's room.
"Ahh ——" Seeing Chen Hao holding a pack of sanitary napkins with the Shubao brand in his hand, Wang Yulin suddenly screamed in fright.
"Ahem."
The expression on Chen Hao's face suddenly hurt like an egg, and when Wang Yulin pushed the door open and came in, he didn't have a chance to stuff the sanitary napkin back into his schoolbag, so he was directly seen by this girl when he held it in his hand.
Anyway, this girl didn't shout that Chen Hao was a pervert, otherwise if she was heard by Zhou Meifeng, who was watching TV downstairs, she would think that Chen Hao had done something inappropriate to Wang Yulin.
"That ......, Brother Chen Hao, I didn't close the door, so I came in directly." Wang Yulin said with a red face.
This situation is not only Wang Yulin shy, but even Chen Hao, the old driver, is very embarrassed, after all, boys will definitely not use sanitary napkins, and he can't find a reason to defend himself when he is bumped into.
Wang Yulin put the fruit on the table and did not leave in a hurry, but leaned on the side of the table and asked cautiously, "Brother Chen Hao, why do you want to buy sanitary napkins?" ”
"I ......" Chen Hao scratched his head and was speechless for a moment in embarrassment.