"I'll rub it." Chen Hao couldn't help but burst out with a foul language.

Su Herun's car can be said to be very caught off guard, compared to the old driver of Qiu Mingshan, it is simply more than that, after the air spray accelerates on the ground, it is a sideways drift, and finally a double spray, which directly makes Chen Hao feel a little motion sickness.

He scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Senior Su, you think too much, if you really talk about studying, I haven't finished the nine-year compulsory education yet." ”

"Oh? According to what you say, you just haven't happened to you? Su Herun was obviously relieved.

"Yes, after all, I'm just an innocent little virgin, and now is an important stage of sprinting for the college entrance examination, and the focus must be on studying." Chen Hao said seriously.

Su Wanqing, who was on the side, listened to the conversation between Chen Hao and Su Herun, and the expression on her face was depressed, especially when she saw that there was eye contact between Chen Hao and Su Herun from time to time, she was directly stunned.

"Grandpa, look at what you told Chen Hao, the older you get, the more unserious you become." Su Wanqing pursed her lips and said coquettishly.

Su Herun said with a serious face: "Isn't it all for your good when I say this?" Qingqing, you are eighteen years old, if you don't find a boyfriend to talk about marriage, you will become a leftover woman. ”

If Su Herun's words were heard by the boys of Haohai No. 1 Middle School, it was estimated that they would all vomit blood.

You must know that Su Wanqing is the school flower, the dream lover of countless boys, not only is she beautiful, but also her academic performance is also very good, coupled with her prominent family background, people who want to chase her can go around the playground several times, but they were said by Mr. Su to be like crooked melons and cracked dates.

Seeing Su Wanqing's pursed mouth, Su Herun continued: "I said this for your own good, when grandpa was as old as you, it was a romantic ......."

"Grandpa, didn't you just say that you had a headache, lie down and let Chen Hao help you take a look." Su Wanqing interrupted in time.

"My head doesn't hurt, did I just say I have a headache?" Su Herun suddenly pretended to have amnesia again, "People, the older you get, the more confused you become, what you said one second, you may not remember it well the next second." ”

"......" Su Wanqing was completely speechless.

Su Herun was rarely so happy, the conversation box opened at once, he looked at Chen Hao and asked seriously: "Stinky boy, tell me honestly, before you met our family Qingqing, did you ever have a girlfriend?" ”

"I haven't had a girlfriend, but I've encountered a lot of painful things." Chen Hao said honestly.

Su Herun immediately became interested when he heard this, and asked curiously: "What kind of egg hurts, let's hear about it." ”

The expression on Su Herun's face now is called a gloating, just like telling people that if you have something uncomfortable, you might as well say it and let everyone be happy.

"Here's the thing, I went back to the Internet café in my first year of high school, the proprietress in charge of the counter was very beautiful, she asked me if I wanted to book the night, I thought to myself that tomorrow is the weekend, then it must be a night, she said that the night is eight hundred, I wondered, and said that the usual night is at most fifteen yuan, why did it suddenly become eight hundred today."

Chen Hao paused deliberately, and then continued: "At that time, I saw that there seemed to be no one in the Internet café surfing the Internet, and the proprietress was dressed quite revealingly, and I immediately understood what she meant. ”

"Chen Hao, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person!" Su Wanqing suddenly said with disgust.

Seeing that Su Wanqing was obviously misunderstood, Chen Hao hurriedly waved his hand and explained; "I haven't finished talking about it yet, the result is not as you think, after I paid the money, this woman directly opened all 20 machines in the Internet café for me, especially for the first time I played the entire Internet café alone."

"Hahaha." Su Herun suddenly let out a long laugh.

Su Wanqing obviously didn't expect this to be the end, and while glad that Chen Hao was not this kind of person, she also pursed her lips and laughed.

"Hey, it's all tears." Chen Hao said helplessly.

"Chen Hao, then you are really sad enough." After Su Wanqing finished laughing, she couldn't help but say to Chen Hao.

Seeing the two shallow pear vortices that appeared on Su Wanqing's face when she laughed, Chen Hao continued to sigh and continued: "Hey, in fact, I encountered something even more tragic when I was in junior high school. ”

"What's the matter?" Su Wanqing asked curiously.

Chen Hao took the apple handed over by Su Herun, took a bite and continued: "Here's the thing, when I was in junior high school, I made an appointment with the girl in the neighborhood to go to school, and once she overslept and didn't get up, I ran downstairs to urge her to get up. ”

"And then?"

"Speaking of this girl's name, it's also quite painful, her surname is Ao, a single name and a dance word, I stood downstairs and shouted, Ao Dance Ao Dance Ao Wu, an aunt upstairs poured a body of washing water on me, saying that your kid was in heat early in the morning, hey, it's really depressing to think about." Chen Hao said embarrassedly.

"Hahaha." Su Wanqing could still purse her lips and smile ladylike just now, but now she couldn't help it at all, and laughed out loud directly.

Su Herun was also laughing happily on the bed, and he said to Chen Hao while laughing: "The stinky boy is good, he has half the demeanor of me, haha." ”

Hearing Su Herun say this, Chen Hao immediately asked curiously: "Senior Su, so to speak, did you also encounter this kind of egg pain back then?" ”

"yes." Su Herun said it for a while, and if he wanted to stop Chen Hao, they obviously wouldn't agree.

So, Su Herun could only continue to say: "Then I'll just say one thing, this happened when I was studying, on the weekend, a few classmates met to go mountaineering, and we had to stay in a small hotel for one night at night, and we didn't have much money at that time, so after the team came down, there was only one girl and me, and the girl was very beautiful." ”

"Senior Su, that's why you shared a room later, right?" Chen Hao thought to himself that this old man Su was really good at driving, and he was caught off guard every time.

Su Herun's face suddenly turned dark and continued: "That girl really wants to share a room with me, saying that she can save some money, at that time I thought that this was obviously looking down on me, and immediately I opened two of the most luxurious rooms in front of her, sleeping one and leaving one vacant." ”

"I'll rub, Senior Su, were you stupid at that time, that girl was obviously hinting at you." Chen Hao couldn't help but say.

"Hey, wasn't it just young and vigorous at the time, and I didn't know so much, although I didn't have any money, I still wanted to pretend to be forced." When Su Herun recalled the past, he said with emotion.

Su Wanqing couldn't help but smile and said, "Grandpa, you and Chen Hao are really a little improper, and an old improper." ”

"Hmph, if I'm serious, how can I fool your grandmother." Su Herun said with some pride.

Saying that, he looked at Chen Hao and said seriously: "Stinky boy, I have no problem if you want to chase my granddaughter, but she has been the pearl of my palm since she was a child, if you dare to wronged her, my old man's fist is not a vegetarian." ”